My Anti-Japanese Brigade

Chapter 319 The Living Buddha Appears!
"What do you mean?..." The burly man was about to step forward to ask for an explanation.However, at this moment, Boss Xiao greeted him with a smile: "I understand what this master said, and if I am not talented, I will clear up the doubts for you guys!..."

Speaking of this point, Boss Xiao gave Qi Dabing a wry smile, and then said: "The meaning of this master is: several guest officials gathered at my 'Heavenly Immortal Donkey Meat', and it is really fate to meet this master. So the master advises the little brothers, don't provoke the businessman who sells sweet potatoes at the door!..."

"What? We can't afford to mess with a sweet potato seller?... Then I don't want to hang out in Baishi Town!...I have a face with the Japanese!...I'll provoke you today, Provoke and see!..." The big man heard what happened to him?I couldn't even offend a baked sweet potato, so I became very angry.And he cupped his fists all around with the strength of wine and said: "You have heard it all, this sloppy monk is talking nonsense and breaking the rules of our way. If this baked sweet potato, we can afford it! Then come back, you have nothing to say, you This monk told a lie, when I come back, he will kowtow to me to admit his mistake, if not, don’t blame me for my lack of fists and feet!...Brothers, let’s go out with the eldest brother and have fun! Have fun!..."

The man with big arms and round waist and chrysanthemum tattooed all over his body stumbled out of the "Tianxian Donkey Meat" and went straight to the stall selling roasted sweet potatoes, looking for bad luck.And behind this big man?Even those few brothers of his were showing off their might, scaring the passers-by on the street to avoid them.

However, at this moment, a kind old man stood up and said: "Master! These people are not to be messed with, now before they come back, you should leave quickly!..."

"Hehe!..." Seeing that the old man was kind-hearted, like a good man, Qi Dabing smiled slightly and said: "Don't worry, old man, they may not come back!... Come and see!..."

Qi Dabing held the broken fan and pointed, and everyone looked at the strong man outside the door.But seeing the drunk strong man, he slapped each baked sweet potato one by one, and then yelled at the face of the baked sweet potato seller.But at this time, the baked sweet potato seller cursed: "You son of a bitch, how dare you find fault with me?... Come with me if you have the guts!..."

While talking, the baked sweet potato seller ran away, cursing as he ran.So these few drunks chased after him together, determined to beat up the baked sweet potato seller, and then went to find the mad monk's bad luck.

So the person in front ran wildly, and the strong men behind chased after him, causing vegetables and leaves to fly all over the street, knocking down countless people, but finally blocked the baked sweet potato seller in a dead end.

"Run? Are you running?...Damn, the person I want to beat can run away?..." The burly man in chrysanthemums grinned, revealing his big golden teeth, This is about to start.However, at this moment, the little man who sold roasted sweet potatoes raised his neck and put his hands on his hair very comfortably. Then he smiled with wisdom in his hands and said, "Damn, why are you asking for trouble with the uncle? Beat them up!" , beat to death!..."

But hearing the baked sweet potato seller's shout, two or thirty people came rushing in from the entrance of the alley, and beat them with big sticks. These drunken men ran away with their heads in their hands, and then knelt down and begged for mercy! ...

"Damn! Don't hit me?... I think you are going crazy! Do you dare to hit me?... Crack! Crack! Crack!..." The baked sweet potato shopper slapped him with a big mouth , but none of the people kneeling on the ground dared to move, and none dared to make a sound.But at this moment, the man with the chrysanthemum tattooed on his body muttered, "Spirit! True spirit!..."

"Spirit? What true spirit?..." Hearing the burly man mumbling, the little man selling roasted sweet potatoes immediately approached and asked.Because he also found it strange that he didn't find anyone or provoke anyone, so why did these guys make trouble for him?

"Eminent monk! An eminent monk said that we would not let us mess with you. We didn't believe it, so here we are...I didn't expect that you are really like this!...We obeyed! You are the big brother!..." said the strong man Here, I kowtow to recognize my elder brother.

"Eminent monk?..." Hearing the word 'eminent monk', the baked sweet potato seller seemed to remember something!Immediately, he turned to his subordinates and said in a low voice: "You go and tell the majesty that there is a strange monk coming from 'Tianxian Donkey Meat', please ask if you want to take the next step!..."

"Yes!..." The subordinate left, and the baked sweet potato seller ran back to do his own business again.Immediately, all the diners who saw the immortal donkey meat were shocked.

"Eminent monk! It really is an eminent monk!..." The gentle old man pointed at Thumb.However, at this moment, another old man was startled and said: "Where is this eminent monk? This is a living Buddha!... Everyone, come and see, isn't this the legendary living Buddha 'Daoji'?" ?..."

It doesn't matter what the little old man said, all his gazes were on Qi Dabing's face, so that his little face, which was touched but dark, was also flushed.However, at this moment, the clerk upstairs took a pole to poke the bacon hanging on the side of the window, but he never wanted to pierce the window paper, and suddenly a dazzling light hit Qi Dabing's body, like a divine light protecting his body ! ...

"Living Buddha! It really is a living Buddha!..." But seeing the divine light protecting his body, all the diners immediately knelt down and worshiped.Completely treat Qi Dabing as a Living Buddha.

It's just that everyone bowed like this, Qi Dabing said a little embarrassed, but it's hard to say, what should I say?Are you saying that you are not a living Buddha?Then these people definitely don't believe it, and to be honest, it feels so good to be worshiped by thousands of people!So cool that he doesn't even know his last name! ...

"Hey! Hurry up and end it!..." Boss Xiao saw the people kneeling on the ground, while Qi Dabing enjoyed it very much, and immediately tugged Qi Dabing's corner.

"Amitabha! All benefactors, please rise up, but I dare not be a living Buddha. The poor monk has something to do here, so I will leave!..." While speaking, Qi Dabing wanted to go upstairs.But at this time, how could the crowd let him go, they stepped forward one after another, praying for blessings!
"Haha!... It's better to ask for others than to ask for yourself. If you don't do bad things on weekdays, how can you be afraid of ghosts calling at your door in the middle of the night?...Be at ease and be your own good person!..." Qi Dabing lightly shook the broken cattail fan, trying to push the crowd away .However, at this moment, all the people held oceans, or gold and silver treasures, and handed them to Qi Dabing together, saying: "Living Buddha! We want to accumulate some public virtues, please accept it!...Accept it!... ..."

Seeing so much money, it would be a lie to say that you are not tempted, but this gentleman loves money and obtains it in a proper way, how can he cheat money as a Living Buddha?So Qi Dabing grinned and said with a silly smile: "Benefactors, this money is something outside of the body. What is the monk asking for money for?... Benefactors, please make room. If there is any delay, someone will die upstairs." !..."

Qi Dabing pointed to the upstairs, but everyone was puzzled, where did this life come from?However, at this moment, the guy upstairs hurried down and said: "The boss is not good, there is a girl upstairs who lost her temper and is throwing things!..."

(End of this chapter)