The reborn cute wife is a ghost
Chapter 402
Chapter 402
In a blink of an eye, Shenwa has lived in Qiao's house for two years. Originally, according to Qiao's father's sleazy temper, this foreign baby should not have lived in their house for so long.
But who makes Shenba's mouth sweet, thousands of years of cultivation are not in vain, even Qiao's father feels ashamed to make nonsense, and this doll's mouth is full of honey. In Papa Joe's heart.
So during the day, Qiao's father coaxed him, Qiao's mother provided him with food and drink, and at night, not only did he not have to go back to sleep in that cold wooden box, but he could also lie on a warm bed...
The thousand-year-old spirit ginseng refused to leave, so he lived there with peace of mind, and intends to live until the day when the two hundred-year-olds pass away.
That evening, Shenwa was watching TV while eating a bowl of tofu nao. He didn't watch anything, but liked to watch children's channels. It's changed, and even the villain in this dark box has seen it.
But now he was seeing the wonderful place, the door that was originally closed was suddenly blown open by the wind, and with a "bang", the door panel slammed heavily against the wall.
Shenwa choked.
Immediately afterwards, when a murderous wind roared inward, his heart skipped a beat, and he dropped the bowl with a quick reaction, and Sa Yazi ran into the room.
But no matter how fast their spirit ginsengs can run, they can fly into the sky and disappear without a trace, they are no match for a thin red-headed rope, that thing is like the string holding a kite, no matter how they dodge, they will still be caught by people in the end. Pulled out of the soil.
"Grandma! Grandma!" Shen Wa yelled unwillingly.
It is useless for you to call Da Luo Immortal today.
With a cold face, Qiao Guan firmly grabbed the end of the thread and dragged him to the front, opened his mouth and recited a spell, and directly knocked him back to his original shape.
The doll that instantly changed from a child to a spiritual ginseng dangled in the air, and after a long while, said angrily: "Ge Laozi! What are you doing? No big or small, no respect, I am more than your grandpa's grandpa!" My grandpa's grandpa is even older, you stinky girl who hasn't grown up well yet, let go of me, believe it or not, I'll throw a thunderbolt and strike you to death!"
what?Kill him of course!
If the ginseng root doesn't work, she boiled it whole and let Fu Tianlang drink it. No matter if it works or not, drinking it is better than not drinking it!
Seeing that Qiao Wan rolled himself up and was about to put it in the wooden box, Shen Wa stared and said, "What's the matter with your evil spirit?"
Although in the past, because of the frequent contact with Fu Tianlang, Qiao Guan's body was more or less tainted with evil spirits, but the number before was not much, at least not to the point of being overshadowed.
Qiao Wan didn't say a word, and was about to put the lid on.
Shen Wa shook the ginseng whiskers beside her, and guessed right: "What happened to the kid?"
Qiao Wan was taken aback for a moment, and the pink lips immediately pursed into a straight line.
"MD, are you going to boil me?" Shen Wa is very smart and can understand everything.
Seeing Qiao Wan nodding his head honestly and bluntly, it said bitterly: "Fuck your grandma, did your head get caught by the door or fell into a shithole? That kid is haunted by evil spirits and is a short-lived ghost. At this point, even if you dig Lao Tzu’s grandfather’s grandfather’s grandfather’s grandfather out of the ground and cook it for him, it’s useless!”
Qiao Guan twitched the corner of his mouth, closed the wooden box with a "click", put it in his pocket, and walked away.
"Damn Ge, are you deaf or dumb, didn't you hear what I said?" Shen Wa struggled and shouted all the way, "Yes, humans can indeed prolong their lives by eating Lao Tzu, but... although I don't know the evil spirit on him How did it come about, but it is obvious that every soul on his body is trying to kill him! And these tens of thousands... Even if you boil Lao Tzu, it will not help... At most, at most How could he be able to extend his life for a year or two, but in the end, wouldn’t he end up being wiped out? What crime did this kid commit in his previous life, and now he probably won’t even have the chance to be reincarnated.”
Qiao Wan froze in place, trembling uncontrollably.
"Whether it works or not, you have to try it." She was also completely helpless, so she hit his idea on him.
"If you want to try it, you can find someone else to try it. I'm still 70 years and nine days away from becoming a fairy!" Shen Wa writhed in the box in fright.
"I heard that your spirits cultivating immortals will have a catastrophe at the beginning of becoming immortals... um... you just treat this catastrophe as a failure..." She ignored his yelling, and she had already stepped forward. threshold.
"Cross... I'll cross your grandma's leg!" Shen Wa cursed, but seeing Qiao Guan's determined appearance after eating the weight, she honestly softened her tone again. some.
"Don't tell me, I actually have a way to help that kid." At the moment of life and death, Shen Wa could only yell at the top of her voice.
The air followed silently.
After a while, Qiao Wan paused and asked, "What method?"
"East." Shen Wa gritted her teeth and said bitterly, "I know that there is a small fishing village island in the east, and in a lake in the center of the island, there lived an 800-year-old dragon, and this dragon... Feed on evil."
Qiao Wan was dubious: "You didn't lie to me?"
Shenwa blushed with anger: "Fuck me, why did I lie to you? If I lied to you, I would be struck to death by lightning when I went out!"
Seeing that what he said was serious, Qiao Wan asked in doubt: "Where is that island located?"
Shen Wa thought for a while, and said: "...It's hard to find, besides, there is a Mr. Yin Yang who lives on the island. I heard that he has set up a maze nearby. People with no knowledge may not be able to find it even if they go nearby. Get a specific location."
Qiao Wan pursed his lips: "Mr. Yin Yang?"
Shen Wa nodded: "I think about it... His surname seems to be Li, what is his name? Yes, yes, I remembered, Li Zhongtang!"
Qiao Guan looked down at him in a daze, but Shen Wa thought she didn't believe her, and continued to shout: "MD, what do you have to do to believe me?"
Qiao Wan didn't say a word, and after pondering for a long time, he took the small wooden box and jumped onto the ghost sedan chair.
Looking at the two red-clothed ghost boys in front of them, shaking their heads and carrying the sedan chair and about to run away, Shen Wa was furious: "I'm going to fuck your grandma, villain, talk is nothing, if you bastards If you dare to eat me, and go down to Hades, I will definitely give you a copy!"
"Noisy! I'll boil you for shouting." Qiao Guan groaned.
"..."
"If you dare to lie to me, I will cook you too!"
"..."
Gui Tongzi walked fast, and saw the red shadow flickering in the sky, and the blue sky above Qiao Guan's head had turned into a piece of wet soil.
Li Zhongtang...
She frowned and thought carefully, she seems to have heard this name before?
The next night, Qiao Wan finally returned to the capital.
When I got down from the ghost sedan chair, the sky had already started to snow heavily, and the snowflakes like cotton wool were falling one after another, covering the whole world in a white snow scene.
The wind was blowing from a distance, carrying the white snow and blowing Qiao Wan's small body further away.
She made up her mind, turned around and floated into the elevator, but just as she touched the door of the house, she didn't have the courage to go in again.
"Mr. Ge, if you want to go in, you go in by yourself. What is this? It's too scary. It's okay. You just spent half a year with him like this?!"
Qiao Guan didn't make a sound, watching the evil spirit constantly overflowing from the crack of the door, his heart was also pounding.
Obviously it wasn't that serious when he left, why did he become like this after only two days.
Qiao Wan swallowed hard, and walked inside the wooden box with her arms in her arms.
Sure enough, as soon as she entered the hall, she heard a burst of wailing and screaming echoing around her, and a stream of black mist swam around her continuously. If she hadn't been holding on to the ghost at this moment, she might have been killed. These innocent souls were devoured as food.
"Grass, grass, grass, let me go, I want to go home!" Shen Wa pitifully hugged her head with her beard, and wailed with a mournful face: Mom, this place is so scary.
Qiao Wan ignored him, seeing the dizzy yellow lights flickering non-stop, and the dishes on the table shaking vigorously, she took a deep breath, and walked firmly towards the place where the evil spirit gathered—the master bedroom.
Layers of black mist gradually covered Qiao Wan's eyes, and as they walked, they seemed to block her way intentionally or unintentionally.
hiss……
Are these ghosts trying to swallow her?
Qiao Guan rolled his eyes, and the soul in the evil spirit seemed to be being scorched by ice and fire at the same time. This feeling was really uncomfortable.
Qiao Guan gritted her teeth. Normally, she wears a "skin bag", which can be regarded as "clothing to cover her body", so that she will not be attacked by evil spirits, but now she is in the state of a soul, just like a person who walks in the cold wind with shirtless arms. Covering up the biting coldness.
MD, she's freezing to death.
No wonder the weak scholar didn't come to get back the black umbrella for so long, it turned out to be because he was afraid of evil spirits invading.
She pursed her lips, raised her hand and snapped her fingers into the air. As a cluster of will-o'-the-wisps leaped to her fingertips, the group of unjust souls blocking her way screamed and hurriedly backed away as if they had been scalded.
Knowing that the will-o'-the-wisps are limited, and this situation lasted for a short time, Qiao Guan took the opportunity to sneak into the master bedroom, which is also the source of all evil spirits.
But as soon as he entered the door, the room was pitch black. Fortunately, the ghost messenger belonged to the night, and his night vision was very strong, so he could see the surrounding scene with just a glance.
Qiao Guan paused for a moment. She didn't expect that two days later, the whole room still maintained the same appearance as when she just left.
Except for a dark shadow at the foot of the bed.
Fu Tianlang sat on the plush carpet with her legs bent, her two thick arms were holding something around her. She took a closer look and found that it was her "corpse". The silent man raised his eyes suddenly, and his sharp eyes stabbed straight at her like two ice skates!
Qiao Wan was startled by him immediately, because she had never seen him in such a mess.
Not to mention messy hair and unshaven beard, the suit he was wearing was also the one from two days ago, draped wrinkled around his body, but despite his embarrassment, his gaze was like a hungry lone wolf, stepping on the barrier between reason and madness. He looked at her motionlessly at the critical point.
(End of this chapter)
In a blink of an eye, Shenwa has lived in Qiao's house for two years. Originally, according to Qiao's father's sleazy temper, this foreign baby should not have lived in their house for so long.
But who makes Shenba's mouth sweet, thousands of years of cultivation are not in vain, even Qiao's father feels ashamed to make nonsense, and this doll's mouth is full of honey. In Papa Joe's heart.
So during the day, Qiao's father coaxed him, Qiao's mother provided him with food and drink, and at night, not only did he not have to go back to sleep in that cold wooden box, but he could also lie on a warm bed...
The thousand-year-old spirit ginseng refused to leave, so he lived there with peace of mind, and intends to live until the day when the two hundred-year-olds pass away.
That evening, Shenwa was watching TV while eating a bowl of tofu nao. He didn't watch anything, but liked to watch children's channels. It's changed, and even the villain in this dark box has seen it.
But now he was seeing the wonderful place, the door that was originally closed was suddenly blown open by the wind, and with a "bang", the door panel slammed heavily against the wall.
Shenwa choked.
Immediately afterwards, when a murderous wind roared inward, his heart skipped a beat, and he dropped the bowl with a quick reaction, and Sa Yazi ran into the room.
But no matter how fast their spirit ginsengs can run, they can fly into the sky and disappear without a trace, they are no match for a thin red-headed rope, that thing is like the string holding a kite, no matter how they dodge, they will still be caught by people in the end. Pulled out of the soil.
"Grandma! Grandma!" Shen Wa yelled unwillingly.
It is useless for you to call Da Luo Immortal today.
With a cold face, Qiao Guan firmly grabbed the end of the thread and dragged him to the front, opened his mouth and recited a spell, and directly knocked him back to his original shape.
The doll that instantly changed from a child to a spiritual ginseng dangled in the air, and after a long while, said angrily: "Ge Laozi! What are you doing? No big or small, no respect, I am more than your grandpa's grandpa!" My grandpa's grandpa is even older, you stinky girl who hasn't grown up well yet, let go of me, believe it or not, I'll throw a thunderbolt and strike you to death!"
what?Kill him of course!
If the ginseng root doesn't work, she boiled it whole and let Fu Tianlang drink it. No matter if it works or not, drinking it is better than not drinking it!
Seeing that Qiao Wan rolled himself up and was about to put it in the wooden box, Shen Wa stared and said, "What's the matter with your evil spirit?"
Although in the past, because of the frequent contact with Fu Tianlang, Qiao Guan's body was more or less tainted with evil spirits, but the number before was not much, at least not to the point of being overshadowed.
Qiao Wan didn't say a word, and was about to put the lid on.
Shen Wa shook the ginseng whiskers beside her, and guessed right: "What happened to the kid?"
Qiao Wan was taken aback for a moment, and the pink lips immediately pursed into a straight line.
"MD, are you going to boil me?" Shen Wa is very smart and can understand everything.
Seeing Qiao Wan nodding his head honestly and bluntly, it said bitterly: "Fuck your grandma, did your head get caught by the door or fell into a shithole? That kid is haunted by evil spirits and is a short-lived ghost. At this point, even if you dig Lao Tzu’s grandfather’s grandfather’s grandfather’s grandfather out of the ground and cook it for him, it’s useless!”
Qiao Guan twitched the corner of his mouth, closed the wooden box with a "click", put it in his pocket, and walked away.
"Damn Ge, are you deaf or dumb, didn't you hear what I said?" Shen Wa struggled and shouted all the way, "Yes, humans can indeed prolong their lives by eating Lao Tzu, but... although I don't know the evil spirit on him How did it come about, but it is obvious that every soul on his body is trying to kill him! And these tens of thousands... Even if you boil Lao Tzu, it will not help... At most, at most How could he be able to extend his life for a year or two, but in the end, wouldn’t he end up being wiped out? What crime did this kid commit in his previous life, and now he probably won’t even have the chance to be reincarnated.”
Qiao Wan froze in place, trembling uncontrollably.
"Whether it works or not, you have to try it." She was also completely helpless, so she hit his idea on him.
"If you want to try it, you can find someone else to try it. I'm still 70 years and nine days away from becoming a fairy!" Shen Wa writhed in the box in fright.
"I heard that your spirits cultivating immortals will have a catastrophe at the beginning of becoming immortals... um... you just treat this catastrophe as a failure..." She ignored his yelling, and she had already stepped forward. threshold.
"Cross... I'll cross your grandma's leg!" Shen Wa cursed, but seeing Qiao Guan's determined appearance after eating the weight, she honestly softened her tone again. some.
"Don't tell me, I actually have a way to help that kid." At the moment of life and death, Shen Wa could only yell at the top of her voice.
The air followed silently.
After a while, Qiao Wan paused and asked, "What method?"
"East." Shen Wa gritted her teeth and said bitterly, "I know that there is a small fishing village island in the east, and in a lake in the center of the island, there lived an 800-year-old dragon, and this dragon... Feed on evil."
Qiao Wan was dubious: "You didn't lie to me?"
Shenwa blushed with anger: "Fuck me, why did I lie to you? If I lied to you, I would be struck to death by lightning when I went out!"
Seeing that what he said was serious, Qiao Wan asked in doubt: "Where is that island located?"
Shen Wa thought for a while, and said: "...It's hard to find, besides, there is a Mr. Yin Yang who lives on the island. I heard that he has set up a maze nearby. People with no knowledge may not be able to find it even if they go nearby. Get a specific location."
Qiao Wan pursed his lips: "Mr. Yin Yang?"
Shen Wa nodded: "I think about it... His surname seems to be Li, what is his name? Yes, yes, I remembered, Li Zhongtang!"
Qiao Guan looked down at him in a daze, but Shen Wa thought she didn't believe her, and continued to shout: "MD, what do you have to do to believe me?"
Qiao Wan didn't say a word, and after pondering for a long time, he took the small wooden box and jumped onto the ghost sedan chair.
Looking at the two red-clothed ghost boys in front of them, shaking their heads and carrying the sedan chair and about to run away, Shen Wa was furious: "I'm going to fuck your grandma, villain, talk is nothing, if you bastards If you dare to eat me, and go down to Hades, I will definitely give you a copy!"
"Noisy! I'll boil you for shouting." Qiao Guan groaned.
"..."
"If you dare to lie to me, I will cook you too!"
"..."
Gui Tongzi walked fast, and saw the red shadow flickering in the sky, and the blue sky above Qiao Guan's head had turned into a piece of wet soil.
Li Zhongtang...
She frowned and thought carefully, she seems to have heard this name before?
The next night, Qiao Wan finally returned to the capital.
When I got down from the ghost sedan chair, the sky had already started to snow heavily, and the snowflakes like cotton wool were falling one after another, covering the whole world in a white snow scene.
The wind was blowing from a distance, carrying the white snow and blowing Qiao Wan's small body further away.
She made up her mind, turned around and floated into the elevator, but just as she touched the door of the house, she didn't have the courage to go in again.
"Mr. Ge, if you want to go in, you go in by yourself. What is this? It's too scary. It's okay. You just spent half a year with him like this?!"
Qiao Guan didn't make a sound, watching the evil spirit constantly overflowing from the crack of the door, his heart was also pounding.
Obviously it wasn't that serious when he left, why did he become like this after only two days.
Qiao Wan swallowed hard, and walked inside the wooden box with her arms in her arms.
Sure enough, as soon as she entered the hall, she heard a burst of wailing and screaming echoing around her, and a stream of black mist swam around her continuously. If she hadn't been holding on to the ghost at this moment, she might have been killed. These innocent souls were devoured as food.
"Grass, grass, grass, let me go, I want to go home!" Shen Wa pitifully hugged her head with her beard, and wailed with a mournful face: Mom, this place is so scary.
Qiao Wan ignored him, seeing the dizzy yellow lights flickering non-stop, and the dishes on the table shaking vigorously, she took a deep breath, and walked firmly towards the place where the evil spirit gathered—the master bedroom.
Layers of black mist gradually covered Qiao Wan's eyes, and as they walked, they seemed to block her way intentionally or unintentionally.
hiss……
Are these ghosts trying to swallow her?
Qiao Guan rolled his eyes, and the soul in the evil spirit seemed to be being scorched by ice and fire at the same time. This feeling was really uncomfortable.
Qiao Guan gritted her teeth. Normally, she wears a "skin bag", which can be regarded as "clothing to cover her body", so that she will not be attacked by evil spirits, but now she is in the state of a soul, just like a person who walks in the cold wind with shirtless arms. Covering up the biting coldness.
MD, she's freezing to death.
No wonder the weak scholar didn't come to get back the black umbrella for so long, it turned out to be because he was afraid of evil spirits invading.
She pursed her lips, raised her hand and snapped her fingers into the air. As a cluster of will-o'-the-wisps leaped to her fingertips, the group of unjust souls blocking her way screamed and hurriedly backed away as if they had been scalded.
Knowing that the will-o'-the-wisps are limited, and this situation lasted for a short time, Qiao Guan took the opportunity to sneak into the master bedroom, which is also the source of all evil spirits.
But as soon as he entered the door, the room was pitch black. Fortunately, the ghost messenger belonged to the night, and his night vision was very strong, so he could see the surrounding scene with just a glance.
Qiao Guan paused for a moment. She didn't expect that two days later, the whole room still maintained the same appearance as when she just left.
Except for a dark shadow at the foot of the bed.
Fu Tianlang sat on the plush carpet with her legs bent, her two thick arms were holding something around her. She took a closer look and found that it was her "corpse". The silent man raised his eyes suddenly, and his sharp eyes stabbed straight at her like two ice skates!
Qiao Wan was startled by him immediately, because she had never seen him in such a mess.
Not to mention messy hair and unshaven beard, the suit he was wearing was also the one from two days ago, draped wrinkled around his body, but despite his embarrassment, his gaze was like a hungry lone wolf, stepping on the barrier between reason and madness. He looked at her motionlessly at the critical point.
(End of this chapter)
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