Seduce the cute wife: He Shao, don't mess around
Chapter 241 This woman's head was kicked by a donkey
Chapter 241 This woman's head was kicked by a donkey ([-])
Mu Feng locked all the papers in his dormitory in the safe, not just toilet paper, even newspapers.He is probably the only one in the world who can lock toilet paper into a safe.
At night, Gu Qingyuan found that Mu Feng was staring at him all the time, and he felt a little hairy in his heart.
"Mu Feng, you must be in love with me, why do you always look at me with such ambiguous eyes?" Gu Qingyuan asked with raised eyebrows.
Mu Feng finally understands why Gu Qingyuan and Gu Niannian can become a couple, neither of them are generally narcissistic.
Seeing that he didn't speak, Gu Qingyuan continued, "Although I also know that I am attractive to men and women, but I am very dedicated, Mu Feng, don't make up my mind."
"Young Master Gu, you think too much." Mu Feng shook his head and said, "I just want to ask you, when do you need to defecate? The bathroom here is a bit blocked, you can go to the public toilet not far ahead. "He did it on purpose, and he thought his Young Master He would be very satisfied with this arrangement.
Gu Qingyuan said "Oh" and nodded, "That's it, you just say it directly, there is nothing to be embarrassed about." He stood up, "I didn't have this idea at first, but I am really serious when you mention it. To solve physical problems."
Mu Feng forgot to tell him that the public toilets here no longer provide toilet paper since the afternoon.Well, he did it on purpose.
Gu Qingyuan had never been in such a mess before, he suddenly had a feeling that every day should not be done, and the place was not working.He made twenty phone calls to Gu Niannian, but she hung up on them mercilessly.He sent five text messages to Gu Niannian, but she didn't reply any of them.
That cruel, stinky girl is planning to let him live in the toilet overnight.
He called He Jingchen, but the phone directly said that he couldn't get through.Come to think of it, He Jingchen had already blacklisted him.
He Jingchen listened to Mu Feng's report of Gu Qingyuan's news, he raised his eyebrows and said, "Don't let him out if it's not an hour." He felt relieved immediately, and asked him to wipe his hands with his documents next time .
When Gu Qingyuan was rescued by Mu Feng, his legs were already weak.
"Mufeng, I found out that you don't love me, you are cruel to me. Tell me, did Crazy He ask you to do this? That bastard is a sinister and treacherous villain. He just ruined a piece of paper for him. Take revenge on me like this." Gu Qingyuan supported Mu Feng's shoulder, full of anger.
Mu Feng chuckled, "Young Master He said, seeing you not feeling well makes him very comfortable."
Gu Qingyuan gave a "reply", "That pervert, I want to break up with him." He was really blind to be friends with him.
Gu Niannian walked towards them while gnawing on an apple, she chuckled lightly, "Uncle, the smell in the toilet is good, it makes you linger so much that you won't want to come out after you go in."
Gu Qingyuan snorted coldly, "Gu Niannian, you have no conscience."
Gu Niannian nodded, "What do you want conscience for? Can conscience be eaten? Uncle, I don't have the habit of peeping at men. You asked me to go to the men's room to bring you toilet paper. Do you think it's you or I who went too far?" She shrugged She shrugged, "Seeing that you still have strength, I really should let you squat for another two hours."
She kicked him, turned around, "I just have no conscience, did you hit me?" She hummed and left.
Poor Uncle Gu followed Mu Feng back to the dormitory with two numb legs.From then on, there were three people in his life that he could not provoke, He Jingchen, Xia Weiyi, and Gu Niannian.
(End of this chapter)
Mu Feng locked all the papers in his dormitory in the safe, not just toilet paper, even newspapers.He is probably the only one in the world who can lock toilet paper into a safe.
At night, Gu Qingyuan found that Mu Feng was staring at him all the time, and he felt a little hairy in his heart.
"Mu Feng, you must be in love with me, why do you always look at me with such ambiguous eyes?" Gu Qingyuan asked with raised eyebrows.
Mu Feng finally understands why Gu Qingyuan and Gu Niannian can become a couple, neither of them are generally narcissistic.
Seeing that he didn't speak, Gu Qingyuan continued, "Although I also know that I am attractive to men and women, but I am very dedicated, Mu Feng, don't make up my mind."
"Young Master Gu, you think too much." Mu Feng shook his head and said, "I just want to ask you, when do you need to defecate? The bathroom here is a bit blocked, you can go to the public toilet not far ahead. "He did it on purpose, and he thought his Young Master He would be very satisfied with this arrangement.
Gu Qingyuan said "Oh" and nodded, "That's it, you just say it directly, there is nothing to be embarrassed about." He stood up, "I didn't have this idea at first, but I am really serious when you mention it. To solve physical problems."
Mu Feng forgot to tell him that the public toilets here no longer provide toilet paper since the afternoon.Well, he did it on purpose.
Gu Qingyuan had never been in such a mess before, he suddenly had a feeling that every day should not be done, and the place was not working.He made twenty phone calls to Gu Niannian, but she hung up on them mercilessly.He sent five text messages to Gu Niannian, but she didn't reply any of them.
That cruel, stinky girl is planning to let him live in the toilet overnight.
He called He Jingchen, but the phone directly said that he couldn't get through.Come to think of it, He Jingchen had already blacklisted him.
He Jingchen listened to Mu Feng's report of Gu Qingyuan's news, he raised his eyebrows and said, "Don't let him out if it's not an hour." He felt relieved immediately, and asked him to wipe his hands with his documents next time .
When Gu Qingyuan was rescued by Mu Feng, his legs were already weak.
"Mufeng, I found out that you don't love me, you are cruel to me. Tell me, did Crazy He ask you to do this? That bastard is a sinister and treacherous villain. He just ruined a piece of paper for him. Take revenge on me like this." Gu Qingyuan supported Mu Feng's shoulder, full of anger.
Mu Feng chuckled, "Young Master He said, seeing you not feeling well makes him very comfortable."
Gu Qingyuan gave a "reply", "That pervert, I want to break up with him." He was really blind to be friends with him.
Gu Niannian walked towards them while gnawing on an apple, she chuckled lightly, "Uncle, the smell in the toilet is good, it makes you linger so much that you won't want to come out after you go in."
Gu Qingyuan snorted coldly, "Gu Niannian, you have no conscience."
Gu Niannian nodded, "What do you want conscience for? Can conscience be eaten? Uncle, I don't have the habit of peeping at men. You asked me to go to the men's room to bring you toilet paper. Do you think it's you or I who went too far?" She shrugged She shrugged, "Seeing that you still have strength, I really should let you squat for another two hours."
She kicked him, turned around, "I just have no conscience, did you hit me?" She hummed and left.
Poor Uncle Gu followed Mu Feng back to the dormitory with two numb legs.From then on, there were three people in his life that he could not provoke, He Jingchen, Xia Weiyi, and Gu Niannian.
(End of this chapter)
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