superstar director

Chapter 582
Countless families are happy and happy, enjoying the joy of the New Year.

And this kind of joy, a few singing and dancing programs may not be enough.The live barrage on the Internet is even more looking forward to the next program!
"Is it time for a language program?"

"According to the usual practice, it should come."

"This is not easy to do."

"Yeah, the cross talk skits in the Spring Festival Gala have become less and less funny these years."

"It's not that it's not funny, it's just that it feels too ordinary, too ungrounded, and too traditional, so it doesn't look good."

"Let's see what happens this year."

"This year's song and dance program is really good."

"Yes, they are all amazing!"

"I'm afraid that language programs won't be able to support the scene."

"With Mr. Zhao Benshan here, it shouldn't be too cold."

"That's not necessarily true. The works of the past two years are so-so, and they are far worse than the previous ones selling abductees!"

"Hey! I hope Ning Cheng can come up with a better notebook this time! Anyway, he is also a screenwriter, so it shouldn't be difficult to write a sketchbook!"

"Okay, don't talk anymore, the show has started, come here!"

In an instant, the eyes of Chinese people around the world once again focused on TV. This year's singing and dancing programs have shocked too much, but what is the most anticipated language program? He was full of energy and wanted to see what happened.
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In the main control room, Ning Cheng gave orders.

"coming."

"Number two, follow!"

"Cut the fifth machine!"

"Okay, close up!"

The first language program!
Of course, Ning Cheng is clearer than anyone else about the importance of this. Ning Cheng has been thinking about the program arrangement here for a long time but still hasn't made up his mind. Who should be the first one?Really hard to choose.It wasn't until after the second rehearsal that he decided on the order, and he took this skit as the first one. This is one of the classic works of an old man from another time and space. I believe it can make a good start for language programs! ——
On the stage, several girls dressed in ancient palace maid costumes stood there, and then a woman who looked like a hotel manager in modern professional women's clothes stood in front and shouted, "Attention everyone, the general manager is here!"

Then a burst of western jazz sounded, and a thin man dressed in ancient men's clothing came out with some wretched steps to the beat of drums!
At the same time, subtitles appeared on the TV!

The sketch "The Adventures of Working".

Screenwriter: Ning Sheng.

Actors: Zhang Lirong, Gong Hanlin.

With the appearance of subtitles, thousands of households are staring at the name Zhang Lirong in the cast list. This teacher is also an old man in the Spring Festival Gala, but his previous roles and works are more serious, and they are not very popular with the audience. In previous works, the funny parts were actually taken care of by her other temporary partners.

Therefore, seeing Zhang Lirong, a familiar name, and another temporary partner, the audience's expectations seemed to be knocked down in an instant! ——
In the main control room, Ning Cheng silently looked at the screen.

"Mr. Zhang, it's up to you, you must calm me down!"

If the gorgeous stage of the opening dance is to increase topicality, and "Flying Apsaras" is to increase word-of-mouth, then "Working Adventure" is to increase joy and enhance the connotation. This work must win enthusiastic response to be considered a success!

The skit on stage continued.

The man in ancient costume who came out took a few enchanting steps, and suddenly shouted, "Stop, stop, stop!"

The music stopped, and the female manager stepped forward and asked, "How's it going?"

The enchanting man Gong Hanlin reprimanded, "Our western restaurant has been changed into the Empress Dowager's Restaurant, why are you still playing this song?"

The female manager quickly said, "Oh, the music is wrong!"

Gong Hanlin held up the orchid and pointed at Sifang admonishingly, "I'll tell you!"

The female manager said "Hey", just when everyone thought that Gong Hanlin, a charming man, was going to scold the employees angrily, a smile suddenly broke out on Gong Hanlin's serious face, "Please cheer me up!"

As he spoke, he sat down on the chair next to him, "Today, our Empress Dowager's restaurant is going to open, and we are recruiting Ciyan (a prodigal empress dowager similar to Cixi in this time and space) to be the waiter. But I found 37 old ladies, none of whom look like them. I don't know what happened to this one today. In the same way, pass on to the old lady on the 38th! Go to court!"

The female manager asked in surprise, "Adjourn?"

Gong Hanlin quickly corrected and said, "Um, no, that one will play!"

Following the female manager's high-pitched shout of No. 38, Teacher Zhang Lirong, an old lady from the village, came up with a woven bag commonly used by beaters on her back!

Seeing the appearance of this old acquaintance, the audience still applauded enthusiastically, and the audience in front of the TV was already a little impatient. Although the skit just started, it really didn't catch everyone's eyes, or like the previous "Flying Apsaras" "Such a sense of amazement, people who have raised their sense of expectation will inevitably feel a little disappointed in their hearts!
However, Ning Cheng knew that this skit actually started after Teacher Zhang Lirong came on stage!

On the stage, Gong Hanlin sat there, looked at Zhang Lirong who was standing there waiting for the interview, and said with a smile, "You old lady is quite energetic!"

The old lady played by Zhang Lirong took a step forward, raised her chest and raised her head, and said in a correct voice, "I think back then, I was the squad leader of the art troupe!"

Gong Hanlin and the others laughed and applauded, "Hello, squad leader!"

Hearing what they said, the old lady raised her hands in a leadership manner and replied, "Hello, comrades!"

Gong Hanlin cooperated and said, "Hello, old lady!"

The old lady turned to the audience, "Comrades, you have worked hard!", her calm and composed appearance was very in line with the old teacher Zhang Lirong's routine, so everyone saw that there was no big surprise, the only careful person felt some The difference is that this time, after Mr. Zhang Lirong performed the lyrics, they are not as rigid and serious as before. On the contrary, because of the particularity of the lines, everyone feels quite happy, although this feeling of joy cannot make everyone laugh out loud. Come, but it made everyone smile in their hearts unknowingly, and had the idea of ​​wanting to continue watching the show instead of changing channels impatiently or leaving!
"Don't be so long-winded! Are you willing to work in our restaurant?" Gong Hanlin was originally a sketch actor, but he has been tepid. This time, he had the chance to be on the Spring Festival Gala again, and the legendary genius director wrote the book himself, so he himself was very energetic!So under Ning Sheng's suggestion, his every word, movement and eyes are very smooth and natural!
Hearing Gong Hanlin's question, the old lady played by Zhang Lirong said happily, "Yes, our village is rich now, and I also want to open a big restaurant and develop tourism resources. I come to you to work, and I don't want to make money!" As the old lady talked, she came to the manager Gong Hanlin who was familiar with her, and said to him like an old friend, "I'm here to learn the experience of running a restaurant!"

As soon as Gong Hanlin heard the other party's words, he immediately slapped his thigh happily and said, "Oh, hey, I've been admitted, I've been admitted!"

"Then thank you!"

"You're welcome, you're welcome!"

When the old lady went to the side to put down the woven bag, Gong Hanlin quietly said to the female manager next to her, "I'm willing to hire this kind of free employee!" The audience immediately laughed, which boss would not want free employees!
This small burden gave the audience the first applause!
On the stage, Zhang Lirong put down the woven bag and said to Gong Hanlin, "Let's work!"

Gong Hanlin immediately nodded and said, "If you say you have to do it, you must be more energetic and ready to drive---"

In the middle of talking, Zhang Lirong took out a large white rag from the woven bag and began to shake it off.

"Hey hey hey, what are you holding?" Gong Hanlin bowed his waist, shrugged his shoulders, and asked jokingly.

"The rag is soft and absorbs water. If this is used to wipe the table---"

Seeing that the old lady was about to get started, Gong Hanlin hurriedly held her back and said, "Hey, don't rush to work." Then he said to the female manager, "Let the old lady open her eyes!"

Then, the music sounded, and a few waiters dressed as maids came over to salute in a row. Their appearance and movements were like making a movie. The old lady was stunned for a while!

Waiting for the maid to go down, Gong Hanlin asked the old lady to go to the back to change into the work clothes prepared for her, and then the phone on the desk rang, and the female manager picked it up!
"Hi, hello! We are the Empress Dowager Restaurant!"

"Yes, tell him, we have changed to the Queen Mother's Restaurant!" Gong Hanlin, the general manager sitting next to him, said coquettishly!

The female manager suddenly changed her face, and told him while holding down the phone, "It's from the Price Bureau!"

Gong Hanlin panicked and asked, "What's the matter?"

The female manager said, "Let me quote the price of the vegetables!"

Gong Hanlin immediately panicked, jumped up and said to the female manager, "Just say I'm not here!"

The female manager responded, picked up the microphone and said to the other side, "Our manager said he——is not here!"

Gong Hanlin hurriedly snatched the phone and scolded the female manager, "You don't even lie!"

Then he picked up the phone, and his voice suddenly became thinner and said to the person on the phone, "Hey, uh, I'm not here, no, no, no, he's not here! I'm his secretary! Don't worry, our vegetable prices are fair Reasonable, high quality and low price! He will definitely call you when he comes back, goodbye, bye——" At the end, there is a laugh imitating a woman that makes people get goosebumps!
This section of Gong Hanlin's performance made the scene burst into laughter, and on the Internet, the audience in front of the TV couldn't help but spit too!
"Hahahaha!"

"Ouch!"

"It's killing me!"

"This is the ugliest female secretary's voice I've ever heard! Hahahahaha!"

"This guy is so funny, both the style and the lines, it's really funny!

Seeing this, the audience who were originally disappointed once again ignited their enthusiasm, and they are even more looking forward to the next development of this sketch!

On the TV, Gong Hanlin said to the female manager, "If you call again, no one is allowed to answer it!"

The female manager hurriedly responded, "Hey!"

"Look at what's going on behind the scenes?"

"Are you ready to wear the back clothes?"

Teacher Zhang Lirong said yes, so the female manager said, "Please!"

The court music sounded, first a row of beautiful maids came out, and then Teacher Zhang was supported by two maids, one left and one right, and she walked out. Her costume was indeed different from other court maids, she looked more delicate, And people who often watch court dramas can tell at a glance that this is a common empress dowager costume!
"Oh, good!" Gong Hanlin, the general manager, saw the old lady wearing the empress dowager's clothes, turned around and saluted along with the ladies in the palace, and clapped happily, "Beautiful!"

Then the next moment, the old lady took out her own white dishcloth and shook it together with the small handkerchiefs of the other court ladies, and the audience who watched laughed heartily again!

Gong Hanlin hurriedly stopped him, let the rag come off and said, "Don't shake off this rag!"

The old lady said with a smile, "I was thinking, use him instead of a handkerchief!"

After the court lady left, Gong Hanlin asked Zhang Lirong to sit down, and then said with a smile, "When you put on this dress, you are like the Empress Dowager Ciyan alive!"

The old lady was taken aback and said, "Who, who, who?"

"Benevolence!"

"Is that the empress dowager who ate more than 200 dishes for a meal?"

Gong Hanlin bowed and saluted, knelt down like a eunuch and said, "Yes!"

The old lady immediately got up and waved her hands, "No, no, no, no! I'm eight times poorer, so I won't pretend to be that!" She was about to take off her headgear and Queen Mother's clothes!

Gong Hanlin hurriedly stopped him and said, "To tell you the truth, I am recruiting you this time. Put on a kind face and accompany the guests to dinner!"

The old lady said with a serious face, "That's even worse!"

"What's the matter?" Gong Hanlin asked puzzled.

The old lady whispered in Gong Hanlin's ear, "There is a policy, no escort!"

What I said, seeing the serious appearance of the old lady and Gong Hanlin's anxious and angry speechlessness, the audience burst into laughter!Then thunderous applause!
"Hahahahaha!"

"it is good!"

"it is good!"

On the stage, Gong Hanlin explained, "You are not allowed to really accompany them to eat, but you are allowed to stand by and act as a commentator for them!"

The old lady said with a displeased face, "Oh, that is, I am standing when I am sitting, and I am watching when I am eating!"

The old lady said something, and Gong Hanlin answered the right one, and finally the old lady said, "Then this kind face is a bit miserable!"

Audience: "Hahahahaha!"

Gong Hanlin sat on the chair and said impatiently, "Why haven't you understood your identity yet?"

The old lady wondered, "What is my identity?"

Gong Hanlin shouted a little angrily, "Didn't I tell you? I just want you to put on a kind face, solicit guests, and eat!"

The old lady said, "If you had said that earlier, wouldn't I have understood everything?"

Gong Hanlin asked, "What is your identity?"

The old lady spread her hands and said, "It's Nato!"

Gong Hanlin clapped his hands happily and said, "Yes, you are Nato!"

Then he suddenly reacted and said to the old lady, "External, don't say that!"

The old lady looked like you were making a fuss and said, "What are you afraid of? It has been exposed on TV a long time ago. Those who sell cloth have butt holders, those who buy socks have sock holders, and those who buy shoes have shoe holders. I think it is the rice holder!"

After finishing talking here, the business training began, and the female manager over there ordered the maids to serve the dishes, and then Gong Hanlin picked up a small bottle of wine and said, "Old man, please look!"

The old lady asked, "What is this?"

Gong Hanlin said, "Palace Yuye wine!"

"Change to something to drink?"

"Yup!"

"Can I smell it?"

"Please!"

"En--en--fragrant! Fragrant! Like Erguotou!"

Gong Hanlin, the general manager next to him, looked like a piece of rotten wood, but the female manager said, "What does it mean to be like Erguotou, that is the boiled water mixed with Erguotou!"

"Hey!" Gong Hanlin nodded subconsciously, and then immediately reacted, scolding angrily, "Nonsense! What Erguotou is mixed with water!" Then he smiled and said to the old lady, "When we get here, we have to call it Gongting Yuye wine! "

The old lady asked, "Oh, how much does it cost for a cup?"

Gong Hanlin said proudly, "180 yuan!"
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The audience in front of the TV watched this passage, and many people were deeply moved. In recent years, sky-high food and beverage prices have exploded in many places. Isn’t this sketch a satire of this social phenomenon?
For the Spring Festival Gala, more people are happy to watch it, but as a gala that global Chinese pay attention to, it is obvious that more works like this that reflect real problems will be more meaningful!
(End of this chapter)