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Chapter 583 Classic
On the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, the skit continues!

After Gong Hanlin introduced Gongting Yuye wine to the old lady, he took out another dish and said to the old lady, "Look at this dish again!"

Old lady, "What kind of dish is this?"

Gong Hanlin "A Gathering of Heroes!"

The old lady asked, "What does the emperor eat?"

Gong Hanlin: "Yes!"

Old lady "Where is the white one?"

The female manager interjected, "White radish!"

Gong Hanlin reprimanded, "Speak too much! What white radish? You can't call it a white radish here, it has to be called—a palace—a white radish!"

The old lady: "What about the green one?"

Gong Hanlin "Palace green radish!"

The old lady: "What about the red one?"

Gong Hanlin "Palace water radish!"

The old lady "Then the yellow ones, I know the yellow ones, they are court carrots!"

Gong Hanlin: "Oh, you're so smart, palace carrot!"

The old lady said, "Just this plate of radishes will cost five yuan, right?"

Gong Hanlin: "Where? Eighty!"

The old lady said, "This, this, this, sell it for eighty?"

Gong Hanlin: "Yes!"

The old lady said, "How big a pile of radishes do I have to buy?"

Gong Hanlin: "Didn't I tell you? You can't be called a carrot here! It has to be called a gathering of heroes!"

The old lady said, "Hahaha—there is a gathering of talents, I think it's a carrot meeting!"

The audience in the audience and the audience in front of the TV were immediately amused to laugh again, and some people laughed while thinking that they would go to those high-end restaurants for consumption. The same material, the same taste, but the price is more than ten times more expensive. Although it is said that the service quality is different and the environment is different, sometimes, you go to some places to dine in some places, and the price is the same, such as scenic spots, such as some highway rest areas, the price of that day is also Where does the truth come from?

On TV, Gong Hanlin was irritated by the old lady's words, and he said in a deep voice, "Don't be so cheeky! Who told you that this is a meeting with carrots? This is what the emperor enjoyed back then! Let me tell you, this stuff is great! "

The old lady asked in a daze, "Then the emperor will take carrots to make up?"

Gong Hanlin: "Ah—yes! How else can the emperor prolong his life and make him immortal!"

The old lady "Not really!"

Gong Hanlin "What's the matter?"

The old lady "Emperor Hongzhi (the emperor before the Song Dynasty) died at the age of 21, and Emperor Xianfeng, Guangxu, do the math—"

Gong Hanlin: "Okay, okay, why are you always arguing with me! Huh? What do you compare them to? Why don't you look at me? Why am I so energetic?"

The old lady "Do you make up too?"

Gong Hanlin: "Hey, I drink palace jade liquid wine and eat palace dishes every day. I am a big tonic—"

The old lady said, "Oh, so make it look like a chicken?"

There was another burst of applause and laughter at the scene. Even the royal family on the second floor was full of laughter, especially the emperor heard Gong Hanlin say that the emperor used radish to make up his body. He laughed so hard that he almost gulped down wine out!

A little princess next to him held his brother's hand and asked him, "Why haven't I eaten a gathering of heroes?"

The corner of his brother's mouth curled up and said, "Brother, I haven't eaten it either!"

The queen on one side smiled and said, "When I go back at night, let the imperial dining room prepare a plate of heroes for each of you!"

The royal family and nobles who watched the Spring Festival Gala next to each other couldn't help but chuckled softly!
Just look at the little princess next to her who wants to eat a gathering of heroes with a smile, and then look at that, the cute look makes the queen can't help but pull her into her arms and love her!
Baggage one after another!
Classic lines one after another!
Finally, the plot has reached a turning point!

On the stage, Gong Hanlin was called to the back by the female manager to see if their palace potatoes were cooked. Only the old lady played by Zhang Lirong was left on the stage, and Gong Hanlin asked her to stay and practice according to his previous request.

After Gong Hanlin and the female manager left, the old lady suddenly yelled in the direction they left, "I'll fuck your grandma!"

A sudden complaint made everyone couldn't help laughing again!The barrage on the live webcast even floated over densely in an instant, "Practice your grandma!"

On the TV, the old lady took off the queen mother's clothes, and complained solemnly, "If I graduate with you, then I will become a kidnapper! What court—"

At this time, the phone next to her rang, and the old lady went to pick it up!

"Hey——I'm Ciyan! Hey, no, he, he, he, they made me pretend to be kind! Are you?"

The old lady slumped down and sat down on the chair next to her, "Price Bureau? Let me tell you, the prices of these vegetables are all set by them, and I have nothing to do with it. It's black, it's really dark! Oh, it can't be done, I'm leaving, or if I don't, they will ask me to practice quoting vegetable prices later? Huh? You have to listen, I understand, I understand!"

The old lady put the phone receiver aside, and then shouted into it, "Come out! Where are you going, is this still practiced?"

Gong Hanlin and the others came out, just in time to see the old lady taking off the queen mother's clothes, and said anxiously, "Hey, don't take off the work clothes! Look!"

The old lady "I'm sweating so much, I'm so devoted!"

Gong Hanlin: "Okay, okay, I have to explain to you, since you are so serious, let me tell you the truth, we not only have a banquet accompanied by Cixi, but also court music and dance, playing and singing, if you only care about ditties, Singing with two voices, hey, you can earn even more money!"

The old lady said, "Then singing, it will be no problem."

Gong Hanlin, "Can you sing?"

Old lady "I can sing!"

Gong Hanlin: "Then listen!"

The old lady said, "At the beginning, in our village, when we were in the middle school, he asked me to play that Xiaoqin."

Gong Hanlin, "Xiaoqin?"

The old lady sat on the table unnaturally while talking, but she didn't realize it, "Finally, try my high voice, guess what?" The old lady has completely entered the village chatting mode, Place your legs cross-legged directly on the table.

"I chose more than 20 Xiao Erhei, but I didn't catch me, and the marriage didn't come true!"

Amidst the laughter, Gong Hanlin found out where the old lady was sitting, then looked at her expressionlessly and said, "Aren't you going to come down first?"

The old lady hurriedly got off the table with the help of the female manager, "I'm used to going to the kang at home!"

Gong Hanlin: "Isn't your name Kangtou! The talk is lively enough, what can you sing?"

The old lady "I can sing everything, I sing at home and cook!"

Gong Hanlin: "Well, just listen to your cooking!"

Old lady "please please"

Gong Hanlin "cooperate with each other!"

As the music sounded, the old lady really sang. This is something the old lady Zhang Lirong has never shown to everyone in the Spring Festival Gala for so many years. When the rhythm and charm of the old lady matched the lyrics, many people immediately sang It seems to smell the aroma of the New Year's Eve dinner just finished!
The old lady sang slowly while doing the cooking action, "I make stir-fried meat and fish fillets with fried belly, deep-fried pork ribs with vinegared kidneys, pine flowers turned into protein water chestnut lotus root, and jellyfish mixed with belly. Hot eight dishes, and a pot of Baigan old wine, "

Gong Hanlin was delighted to hear that, and echoed, "Hot a pot——"

The old lady removed Yichang and adapted the lyrics with an old Chinese song, "Walk around and have a look and taste. Is the food I cook delicious?"

Gong Hanlin cooperated and said, "Fragrant!"

The old lady "does it smell good—"

Gong Hanlin, "Sweet, come here!" After the song, there was applause!

Gong Hanlin said to the old lady, "Oh, our food here is delicious enough. Later, you have to make up some lyrics and sing it for me."

Old lady "I can sing!"

Gong Hanlin "Don't just talk and practice!" The music started again!The two performed in duet!Such a novel performance method made the audience feel novel!

Gong Hanlin sang "Don't play tricks!" Don't play tricks
Old lady "If I play tricks, I'm a mallet!"

Gong Hanlin "Palace Yuye Wine!"

The old lady "one hundred and eighty cups!"

Gong Hanlin: "How is this wine?"

The old lady "Listen to me blowing to you—"

Gong Hanlin "Blow! Blow!"

The old lady "Look at my mouth!"

Old lady "A glass of your appetizer!"

Gong Hanlin: "I called out Mei!"

The old lady said, "Two cups will not hurt your kidneys!"

Gong Hanlin: "Haha, it's still beautiful!"

The old lady said, "Drink three cups and five cups! Guaranteed your little face!"

Gong Hanlin "How is it?"

The old lady "red in the white"

Gong Hanlin "Yo!"

The old lady "there is black in the red!"

Gong Hanlin "Black?"

The old lady said, "Ah, it's black and green, it's green——"

Gong Hanlin: "Oh!"

Old Lady "Blue Wow 1"

Gong Hanlin, "What color is this?"

The old lady said, "Purple is not slippery!"

Gong Hanlin "Hi!"

The old lady "It's pink and so beautiful!"

Gong Hanlin, "Oh, you scared the hell out of me"

Old lady "How is the wine?"

Gong Hanlin "This wine is really beautiful"

Gong Hanlin: "Ah beautiful, ah beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful - so beautiful!"

Gong Hanlin "Oh!"

The old lady "Actually, it's the Erguotou! The plain boiled water!"

The old lady sang the truth into the microphone, which made Gong Hanlin angry!

Gong Hanlin, "Why did you sing the truth?"

The old lady: "That's the bald mouth!"

As Gong Hanlin's momentum changed, the music changed accordingly. This meeting is already an adaptation of several classic melodies!

Gong Hanlin "You! You should sing like this!"

Gong Hanlin "Look at this dish, it's a gathering of talents!"

Gong Hanlin "It's not expensive at all to make you eighty!"

Gong Hanlin, "Come and take a look, and taste it for yourself!"

Gong Hanlin "It's so crispy in your mouth!"

Gong Hanlin "If you don't believe me, try a piece of it, is it crispy or not?"

The old lady went on to sing, "I ate a piece and chewed it in my mouth. It is indeed a bit crunchy!"

Gong Hanlin, "Why is it so brittle?"

Old lady "Why so brittle?"

Gong Hanlin, "May I ask you now?"

Old lady "I, I—"

Gong Hanlin "Why is it so brittle? Why is it so brittle?"

Old lady "It's just a plate of big radishes!"

The music ended and the audience burst into laughter!
Gong Hanlin was dissatisfied, "Why did you tell the truth again?"

The old lady ignored him, stepped forward and grabbed the phone and asked, "Have you heard everything clearly?"

Gong Hanlin: "Hey! Who are you talking to?"

The old lady "Price Bureau!"

Gong Hanlin was startled, "Oh, don't even plan to open!"
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At this time, all kinds of rumors and bullet screens on the Internet drifted by like snowflakes!
"It's so funny!"

"I'm already laughing dumb-forced!"

"Hahahahaha!"

"For the first time, I discovered that the serious grandma Zhang Lirong can be so funny!"

"Oh, why do I like Grandma Zhang so much!"

"Gong Hanlin was screwed! Hahaha!"

"It's called a pit, it's an education of love!"

"That's right, this is the spur of Grandma Zhang's deep love and responsibility!"

"Seeing the gathering of heroes, thinking of the [-] kinds of radish and cucumber cold dishes I ate in a restaurant, I suddenly felt that what I ate was more expensive than the emperor. This is too extravagant!"

"I hope the Price Bureau can take good care of the sky-high prices of meals in various places!"

"This is a work that reflects social realities, good work!"
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China Sun Newspaper Office.

The few reporters who were working overtime laughed so hard that they didn't know what to look like!

"Absolutely!"

"I used to feel scared when I saw Zhang Lirong's face, just like seeing our dean! Looking at it now, I feel so friendly!"

"What a brave and wise old lady!"

"Grandma Zhang did a great job!"

"It's a sketch book!"

"Killing me!"

"Ning Cheng's movie scripts are well written, and the sketches are written as soon as they are said, and they are so exciting. There are so many things to report on this year's Spring Festival Gala!"

"This is just the beginning. If every program is so exciting, I'm afraid our newspaper will have to reprint it—"
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After the old lady told the price bureau of the vegetable price, the sketch entered the final climax!It's also the end!
On the stage, the skit is performing its final performance!

The old lady said to Gong Hanlin, "I still plan to open, I will give you a secret recipe!"

Gong Hanlin: "Oh, tell me quickly!"

The old lady "bring a pen!"

Gong Hanlin: "Ah, pen and ink are waiting for you!"

I saw Teacher Zhang Lirong standing in front of the stage, facing the audience sideways, so that the audience at the scene and in front of the TV could clearly see the fair brush characters written by her!

After the old lady finished writing a word, the maid took it and stood aside!

Gong Hanlin looked at the old lady's handwriting, and kept trying to get better! "Good! Oh, go--oh, go, good!"

Gong Hanlin looked at the four big brush characters that had been written, "It's real—you! What do you mean?"

The old lady "don't even understand what it means, you're such a stick!"

Gong Hanlin: "Hey, she said we are a stick!"

Gong Hanlin, "You old lady——"

Gong Hanlin "My God——"

The old lady picked up her woven bag, took firm steps, sang old songs, and stepped off the stage slowly, "Walking in all directions, the road is long, the water is long, and I am confused, village after village——" Gong Hanlin and his female manager were dumbfounded!
The applause of the audience engulfed the stage at once!

In front of the TV, the Chinese all over the world laughed and applauded the old lady!
But for Ning Cheng, the old man of the Spring Festival Gala helped him hold back the situation, made his future arrangements smoother, and set a good example for the people behind him!

Meager, forums, chat groups, circle of friends.

After the skit was broadcast, everything exploded!
"Ahhh!"

"Too good!"

"How did you write this book!"

"This line, this story, and the reflection of real problems are really well combined!"

"Ning Cheng is amazing! Really amazing! A genius is indeed a genius!"

"Grandma Zhang and that Gong Hanlin played really well too!"

"I really can't believe that there can be such a connotative, funny, and non-embarrassing skit in the Spring Festival Gala!"

"Me too, it's unbelievable!"

"I didn't look forward to it before watching it. Who would have thought that after watching it, I would feel as if I just finished a horse killing chicken! It's so relaxing and enjoyable!"

"The few old songs in the sketch are really nostalgic!"

"Yeah, my parents have asked me to find those old songs for them to listen to!"

"This skit is really good!"

Thinking about the skits of the Spring Festival Gala in previous years, thinking of the traditional routine sketches of previous years, countless viewers had to say with emotion from the bottom of their hearts: This is the skit!This is the skit that fits the stage of the Spring Festival Gala!

(End of this chapter)