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Chapter 589 Finale
Chapter 589 Finale
One show after another, getting closer and closer to zero, and the Spring Festival Gala is still going on!
With the hilarious performance of the skit "The Protagonist and the Supporting Actors", the ratings and the number of viewers of the Spring Festival Gala increased sharply, and the subsequent programs were also wonderful, so that everyone who saw the performance of the Spring Festival Gala couldn't bear to look away. !
And at this time, Ning Tong's program finally came on the screen.
Originally, the audience thought that although Ning Tong was Ning Sheng's younger sister and a super popular singer from NLZ, she was nothing more than singing, and it would not be any different from the previous singing programs, except that the songs were newly created by Ning Sheng. When the camera came to the stage, the audience in front of the TV realized that this song program seemed different from others.
The photo album appears on the screen.
Above are pictures of scrolling sketches.
It was a photo of a young man and a woman. In the first sketch photo, it was in the vast crowd. The two of them looked back by chance, their eyes intertwined, and time seemed to be frozen there!
While the audience looked at the photo frozen on the screen, they were a little puzzled for a while, whose photo is this?What does this mean?
At this time, Ning Tong had already risen with the stage and began to sing!
"Just because I took one more look at you in the crowd,
I can never forget your face again.
Dreaming of meeting again one day by chance,
From then on, I began to miss alone. "
The sketch photos on the screen turned over one by one, like an old paper comic, telling everyone about a girl's thoughts:
The girl returned home, staring at the moon in the sky in a daze!
The girl goes back to the street where she saw the boy!
Girl draws boy on cardboard!
The girl hugged the boy's sketch, thinking silently——
Ning Tong stood there, dressed in a white dress, singing softly like an angel:
"When I miss you, you are in the sky!
When I miss you, you are in front of my eyes!
When I miss you, you are in my mind!
When I miss you, you are in my heart! "
The lyrics of the four parallel sentences not only push the thoughts expressed in the song to the extreme in an instant, but also make the thoughts more three-dimensional and have a sense of space, making the audience feel like watching a movie. The boy's pure and hot yearning and love!
The sketch photos on the screen are still turning page after page without haste. The girl can’t sleep all night in bed. On the street, looking for that unforgettable figure, loving eyes!
Ning Tong closed her eyes and sang softly:
"I'd rather believe that we had an appointment in a previous life
The love story of this life will never change again
I'd rather spend my life waiting for you to discover
I've always been by your side and never gone far. "
In the sketch photo on the screen, the boy finally appeared, the girl saw the boy, and the boy also saw the girl, but just when everyone thought the girl was going to fly over, they saw the boy rushing over first, and then tightly Hugging the girl, it turns out that not only the girl is missing the boy, but the boy is also missing the girl!
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At the scene, some audience members wept.This is a young man with rich emotions, especially a girl in love, it is very moving to see!
The song is over, and the internet is on fire.
"This Spring Festival Gala is so deceiving to tears!"
"Director Ning, you are too deceitful!"
"The design of this song is really good!"
"Goddess Ning Tong sings really well!"
"Ning Cheng's musical talent is still unrivaled!"
"This year's Spring Festival Gala is so beautiful!"
"Well, every program is meticulously crafted! I'm really convinced!"
"One is more moving than one, and one is more amazing than one!"
"Every show is art!"
"I like this song so much! Just like when I met my daughter-in-law, it's so beautiful!"
"Beautiful love, I hope I also have someone waiting for me in the future!"
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Time flies too fast!
This year's Spring Festival Gala doesn't seem to be doing much, it's almost midnight!
Netizens were shocked when they saw the watch.
"Ah! There are still more than ten minutes! The New Year is coming soon!"
"Who will be the finale this year?"
"I don't know. The programs reported are not in order."
"How many shows are there left?"
"It seems that there are not many."
"Every year, the routine is sketches or cross talks, right?"
"Damn, wouldn't it be Ning Cheng who made the finale in person?"
"Don't even think about it, the finale must be a cross talk or a sketch, and nine times out of ten it will be a sketch. Ning Cheng can sing well, so it would be a joke to ask him to perform a sketch!"
"Based on the previous trend, who can hold on to the end?"
"The previous skits were one by one. Looking at the program list now, it seems that there is only one show by Uncle Ben Shan. I guess this is the only one. Uncle Ben Shan used to perform as the finale many times."
"However, it's been a long time since Uncle Benshan released a classic work like "Selling Knocks". Tonight's sketches are getting better and better. Can Uncle Benshan hold back?"
"That's right, especially "The Protagonist and the Supporting Actors", it's so wonderful, it's hard to hold back ordinary works!"
The so-called finale program of the Spring Festival Gala usually does not refer to the last program of the Spring Festival Gala, because after zero o’clock, there will be some programs in the Spring Festival Gala. Generally speaking, the most important finale program of the Spring Festival Gala refers to the last one before midnight The program, without a doubt, is also the program that all audiences and Chinese people around the world care about, look forward to, and attract the most attention. It is the most important program in the entire Spring Festival Gala that year, bar none!
In fact, when Ning Sheng was arranging, he originally planned to put "The Protagonist and Supporting Role" at the finale, but due to the past grievances between the two teachers and the TV station leaders, and the two teachers wanted to finish the show early and go home to spend time with their families , so Ning Cheng had no choice but to adjust the order.
But now, as the finale work, although it cannot be said that it is definitely better than "The Protagonist and the Supporting Actor", the gap is not very big. Perhaps in some people's eyes, it is more funny. Therefore, Ning Cheng can only hope that everyone will not pay too much attention to this. The position of the finale, anyway, he believes that Uncle Ben Shan will not let everyone down!
Countdown to midnight, 15 minutes left.
In the main control room, Ning Sheng sat there and gave instructions quickly.
"Cut the No. [-] machine!"
"The light area on the east side is darker!"
"Not enough, no matter how dark it is."
"Unit six, pay attention to the close-up camera in a while!"
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On the TV, the host has already been around the show.
It's finally time for the last skit show to come on stage!
The subtitles came out, the skit "Yesterday Today Tomorrow".
Script: Benshan Studio, Ning Sheng.
Performers: Zhao Benshan, Song Dandan, Cui Yongyuan.
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Online.
"Wow! Sure enough! It's really the finale of Uncle Benshan!"
"Now let's see how Uncle Benshan's works are doing this time!"
"Can this sketch hold up?"
"This year's Spring Festival Gala program is not as cruel as usual. Uncle Ben Shan has to use all his skills to do it!"
As the time approached midnight, some people were going out to set off fireworks, so they came to watch the show by the way, some were waiting for the finale, and some were fans of Uncle Ben Shan, so the Spring Festival Gala only watched the works of Uncle Ben Shan.
More and more people are back in front of the TV!More and more Chinese at home and abroad turn on the TV!
There is no way to count the number of viewers at this moment!However, although the number of viewers for this show has increased a lot, because the exciting programs have attracted a huge audience before, the increase in the viewership ratings is actually not very exaggerated, but it has also increased by two to three percentage points!
The staff in charge of statistics are already used to it at this time, and this year's ratings have increased by a few points from time to time, which is already normal!
Chinese people all over the world are waiting for the finale performance arranged by chief director Ning Sheng before midnight!
They are expecting a final surprise!
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On the TV, the screen switches.
In the past, the show host Cui Yongyuan stood there first, and behind him were two sofas in studio interview mode.
As the host, Cui Yongyuan is naturally familiar to everyone, but as a sketch actor, it is the first time I have seen it, so everyone thinks it is quite fresh!
Cui Yongyuan: Happy Chinese New Year, my friends. What you are seeing now is our special program for the Spring Festival. The special thing about this program is that we have invited two special guests. , now let us applaud, please two guests!
With the opening of Cui Yongyuan, the two sketch actors Zhao Benshan and Song Dandan disguised themselves as old couples from the countryside and entered the stage. There was applause from the audience!Everyone is looking forward to Uncle Ben Shan and Song Dandan, a big comedian, bringing you more exciting performances together!
In fact, at the beginning, the program of Ben Shan’s studio was not this one, but another program. Ning Cheng was not satisfied after watching it, and then Uncle Ben Shan came to Ning Cheng with this unfinished book, and with Ning Sheng’s help, the next day After finishing the script, the rehearsal of the new work quickly started. Next, let's see how the audience responds to this classic work that created the "White Clouds and Black Soil" comedy series in another time and space!
On the stage, the three of them sat down, and the audience also fell silent, watching their performance quietly!
Cui Yongyuan: Hello, uncle, please sit down, please sit down, uncle
Zhao Benshan: Yes.
Song Dandan: Well, cough.
Cui Yongyuan: Uncle and aunt.
Cui Yongyuan: I was a little nervous.Uncle and aunt, this is the first time to the studio of a TV station!
Zhao Benshan: The first time.
Song Dandan: Well, yes.
Cui Yongyuan: When you first come to this studio, you will be a little nervous.You see, with so many cameras and so many audiences, we can relax after talking for a while.Let's introduce ourselves first.
Zhao Benshan: How to introduce?
Cui Yongyuan: According to the habits of your family.
Song Dandan: Let me talk first.
Cui Yongyuan: Good!
Song Dandan: My name is Baiyun.
Zhao Benshan: My name is Heitu.
Song Dandan: I am 71.
Zhao Benshan: I am 75.
Song Dandan: I am a chicken.
Zhao Benshan: I am a tiger.
Song Dandan: This is my husband.
Zhao Benshan: This is my mother——
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This person stood up and sat down as if giving a report, and said the self-introduction content like a cross talk, especially the last sentence, which made many viewers go crazy!
"Mom?"
"Hahahahaha!"
"Oh, I died from laughing!"
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
"This teacher alone is too good at it!"
"The acting is really good!"
"This finale show seems to be pretty good!"
"Where is this? It's just an opening scene, and not much is revealed. Whether the skit is good or not depends on the latter part."
-------
Zhao Benshan on the stage quickly corrected himself and said: My wife.
Song Dandan: I'm so inferior.
Cui Yongyuan: Please sit down please sit down.Uncle and aunt, I'm too nervous, don't be nervous.Let me tell you about this talk show, it has topics, and once we talk about topics, it will not be nervous.
Zhao Benshan: Yes!
Cui Yongyuan: Today's topic is "Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow".I think we should change the rules, this time, uncle, you should speak first.
Zhao Benshan: Yesterday, I stayed at home to prepare for the night; today, I came here; tomorrow, I will go back.Thanks!
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The audience suddenly burst into laughter again. Although the content was very simple, under the performance of the three, it made people laugh without embarrassment at all. This is comedy!
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Zhao Benshan: Very simple.
Cui Yongyuan: No, uncle, I didn’t ask you to talk about this yesterday, but I asked you to talk about it ahead.
Song Dandan: The day before yesterday, the day before yesterday, the two of us received a notice from the village.Thanks!
Cui Yongyuan: Uncle and aunt, what I said was yesterday, today, and tomorrow, not—yesterday, today, and tomorrow.
Zhao Benshan: The day after tomorrow?
Cui Yongyuan: Not the day after tomorrow!
Song Dandan: What day was that?
Cui Yongyuan: Not a certain day.What I mean by this is we, this—recall the past, comment on the present, and look forward to the future.Did you understand?
Zhao Benshan: Ah, that is past, present and future!
Song Dandan: That's not yesterday, today and tomorrow!
Zhao Benshan: Yes, it is a bit wrong for you to ask this.
Song Dandan: Yes, that's not the question.
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Seeing the helplessness on the host's face, everyone chuckled again!
Then Zhao Benshan and Teacher Song Dandan performed a nondescript poem to each other, and it ended with Uncle Benshan squatting on his ass, and the enthusiastic audience burst into laughter. I have to say that the joke of this sketch is listening to Intensive, people can not stop for a moment!
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Cui Yongyuan: Uncle!Fall it!Whoops, get up.
Zhao Benshan: Take two steps forward and forget.
Song Dandan: It's okay, it was a success.
Zhao Benshan: Was it successful?Embarrassed?
Song Dandan: No.
Cui Yongyuan: Uncles and aunts, this talk show is actually talking, chatting, and chatting. It means you sitting on the kang in the Northeast and chatting. What do you do at home, what do you do here.Take it easy, okay?
Zhao Benshan: As for the matter of your relaxation, you should talk about it earlier, and you will understand sooner. (Take off your shoes, cross your legs)
Song Dandan: Put those shoes on!
Zhao Benshan: Tell me to relax!
Song Dandan: To relax your mind, what are you doing with your feet? Smelly, goodbye, sweaty feet.
Zhao Benshan: You can't take off your shoes, right?
Cui Yongyuan: Ah, all right.
Song Dandan: That's impolite.
Audience: "Hahahahaha!"
Cui Yongyuan: Uncle and Aunt, let me ask, you haven’t watched our program, have you?
Zhao Benshan: I've seen it. Isn't your surname Cui? Tell me the truth?
Cui Yongyuan: Yes, um.
Song Dandan: Isn't your name Cui Yongyuan?
Cui Yongyuan: Yes.
Song Dandan: Our villagers really like you,
Cui Yongyuan: Really?
Song Dandan: They all praise you, saying that you are a great host of that show.
Cui Yongyuan: That’s what you said!
Song Dandan: It's just the pitiful point of a person.
Zhao Benshan: Why are you doing this!
Song Dandan: Are you telling the truth?
Zhao Benshan: What are you talking about?I'm sorry, that's not what she meant. My wife said it meant that everyone likes you to host that show. Oh, the whole village loves to watch it the most. The guy said that you have a unique host, and it's like crying when you smile.
Zhao Benshan: No, it's like laughing when you cry.
Cui Yongyuan: Their village praises people so much, their village!
Audience: "Hahaha!"
"Laughing like crying, hahaha---"
Cui Yongyuan: All right, all right, let’s not talk about it, let’s talk about your two elders, I’m going to raise the question in more detail, when did you get married?
Zhao Benshan: Let's meet on May [-]th.
Song Dandan: Around winter.
Cui Yongyuan: It was hard not to read poetry, but to sing instead.Who was chasing who when they were dating?
Zhao Benshan: Hehe.
Song Dandan: Don't talk about this matter.
Cui Yongyuan: This is personal privacy.
Zhao Benshan: In fact, Xiao Cui, you should have this kind of vision. At that time——I use today’s words, the guy was more handsome and stupefied, and he chased me.
Song Dandan: Why don't you tell the truth?You let everyone take a look at your old face that looks like a shoehorn, can I catch up with you?
Zhao Benshan: So not aesthetically pleasing!
Song Dandan: Where?
Zhao Benshan: Is this called shoehorn face?This is authentic pork loin face!
Cui Yongyuan: It's not as good as a shoehorn.
Song Dandan: When I was young, it was definitely not blowing—willow leaves with curved eyebrows and cherry mouth, anyone who saw me was willing to look at me.The second child Wu next door to us trembles when he looks at me!
Zhao Benshan: Hmph, pull it down!Wu's second son had a cerebral thrombosis, and everyone trembled.
The audience "hahaha---"
Cui Yongyuan: Auntie, how did Uncle chase you?
Song Dandan: He just took the initiative to get close to me, chatted with me for nothing, mowed the grass for me or recited poetry to me, and always looked for opportunities to give me secret glances!
Cui Yongyuan: Looking secretly!
Zhao Benshan: Don't talk nonsense, I remember that I gave you a pen, a table, and a big black pot for your family. When did I give you a glance?What is the look?
Cui Yongyuan: Qiu Bo is a young man
Song Dandan: You don't understand what a glance is, why are you so uneducated!
Zhao Benshan: What?
Song Dandan: Looks are spinach in autumn.
Zhao Benshan: Oh!
Audience: "Hahaha, spinach in autumn!"
(End of this chapter)
One show after another, getting closer and closer to zero, and the Spring Festival Gala is still going on!
With the hilarious performance of the skit "The Protagonist and the Supporting Actors", the ratings and the number of viewers of the Spring Festival Gala increased sharply, and the subsequent programs were also wonderful, so that everyone who saw the performance of the Spring Festival Gala couldn't bear to look away. !
And at this time, Ning Tong's program finally came on the screen.
Originally, the audience thought that although Ning Tong was Ning Sheng's younger sister and a super popular singer from NLZ, she was nothing more than singing, and it would not be any different from the previous singing programs, except that the songs were newly created by Ning Sheng. When the camera came to the stage, the audience in front of the TV realized that this song program seemed different from others.
The photo album appears on the screen.
Above are pictures of scrolling sketches.
It was a photo of a young man and a woman. In the first sketch photo, it was in the vast crowd. The two of them looked back by chance, their eyes intertwined, and time seemed to be frozen there!
While the audience looked at the photo frozen on the screen, they were a little puzzled for a while, whose photo is this?What does this mean?
At this time, Ning Tong had already risen with the stage and began to sing!
"Just because I took one more look at you in the crowd,
I can never forget your face again.
Dreaming of meeting again one day by chance,
From then on, I began to miss alone. "
The sketch photos on the screen turned over one by one, like an old paper comic, telling everyone about a girl's thoughts:
The girl returned home, staring at the moon in the sky in a daze!
The girl goes back to the street where she saw the boy!
Girl draws boy on cardboard!
The girl hugged the boy's sketch, thinking silently——
Ning Tong stood there, dressed in a white dress, singing softly like an angel:
"When I miss you, you are in the sky!
When I miss you, you are in front of my eyes!
When I miss you, you are in my mind!
When I miss you, you are in my heart! "
The lyrics of the four parallel sentences not only push the thoughts expressed in the song to the extreme in an instant, but also make the thoughts more three-dimensional and have a sense of space, making the audience feel like watching a movie. The boy's pure and hot yearning and love!
The sketch photos on the screen are still turning page after page without haste. The girl can’t sleep all night in bed. On the street, looking for that unforgettable figure, loving eyes!
Ning Tong closed her eyes and sang softly:
"I'd rather believe that we had an appointment in a previous life
The love story of this life will never change again
I'd rather spend my life waiting for you to discover
I've always been by your side and never gone far. "
In the sketch photo on the screen, the boy finally appeared, the girl saw the boy, and the boy also saw the girl, but just when everyone thought the girl was going to fly over, they saw the boy rushing over first, and then tightly Hugging the girl, it turns out that not only the girl is missing the boy, but the boy is also missing the girl!
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At the scene, some audience members wept.This is a young man with rich emotions, especially a girl in love, it is very moving to see!
The song is over, and the internet is on fire.
"This Spring Festival Gala is so deceiving to tears!"
"Director Ning, you are too deceitful!"
"The design of this song is really good!"
"Goddess Ning Tong sings really well!"
"Ning Cheng's musical talent is still unrivaled!"
"This year's Spring Festival Gala is so beautiful!"
"Well, every program is meticulously crafted! I'm really convinced!"
"One is more moving than one, and one is more amazing than one!"
"Every show is art!"
"I like this song so much! Just like when I met my daughter-in-law, it's so beautiful!"
"Beautiful love, I hope I also have someone waiting for me in the future!"
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Time flies too fast!
This year's Spring Festival Gala doesn't seem to be doing much, it's almost midnight!
Netizens were shocked when they saw the watch.
"Ah! There are still more than ten minutes! The New Year is coming soon!"
"Who will be the finale this year?"
"I don't know. The programs reported are not in order."
"How many shows are there left?"
"It seems that there are not many."
"Every year, the routine is sketches or cross talks, right?"
"Damn, wouldn't it be Ning Cheng who made the finale in person?"
"Don't even think about it, the finale must be a cross talk or a sketch, and nine times out of ten it will be a sketch. Ning Cheng can sing well, so it would be a joke to ask him to perform a sketch!"
"Based on the previous trend, who can hold on to the end?"
"The previous skits were one by one. Looking at the program list now, it seems that there is only one show by Uncle Ben Shan. I guess this is the only one. Uncle Ben Shan used to perform as the finale many times."
"However, it's been a long time since Uncle Benshan released a classic work like "Selling Knocks". Tonight's sketches are getting better and better. Can Uncle Benshan hold back?"
"That's right, especially "The Protagonist and the Supporting Actors", it's so wonderful, it's hard to hold back ordinary works!"
The so-called finale program of the Spring Festival Gala usually does not refer to the last program of the Spring Festival Gala, because after zero o’clock, there will be some programs in the Spring Festival Gala. Generally speaking, the most important finale program of the Spring Festival Gala refers to the last one before midnight The program, without a doubt, is also the program that all audiences and Chinese people around the world care about, look forward to, and attract the most attention. It is the most important program in the entire Spring Festival Gala that year, bar none!
In fact, when Ning Sheng was arranging, he originally planned to put "The Protagonist and Supporting Role" at the finale, but due to the past grievances between the two teachers and the TV station leaders, and the two teachers wanted to finish the show early and go home to spend time with their families , so Ning Cheng had no choice but to adjust the order.
But now, as the finale work, although it cannot be said that it is definitely better than "The Protagonist and the Supporting Actor", the gap is not very big. Perhaps in some people's eyes, it is more funny. Therefore, Ning Cheng can only hope that everyone will not pay too much attention to this. The position of the finale, anyway, he believes that Uncle Ben Shan will not let everyone down!
Countdown to midnight, 15 minutes left.
In the main control room, Ning Sheng sat there and gave instructions quickly.
"Cut the No. [-] machine!"
"The light area on the east side is darker!"
"Not enough, no matter how dark it is."
"Unit six, pay attention to the close-up camera in a while!"
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On the TV, the host has already been around the show.
It's finally time for the last skit show to come on stage!
The subtitles came out, the skit "Yesterday Today Tomorrow".
Script: Benshan Studio, Ning Sheng.
Performers: Zhao Benshan, Song Dandan, Cui Yongyuan.
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Online.
"Wow! Sure enough! It's really the finale of Uncle Benshan!"
"Now let's see how Uncle Benshan's works are doing this time!"
"Can this sketch hold up?"
"This year's Spring Festival Gala program is not as cruel as usual. Uncle Ben Shan has to use all his skills to do it!"
As the time approached midnight, some people were going out to set off fireworks, so they came to watch the show by the way, some were waiting for the finale, and some were fans of Uncle Ben Shan, so the Spring Festival Gala only watched the works of Uncle Ben Shan.
More and more people are back in front of the TV!More and more Chinese at home and abroad turn on the TV!
There is no way to count the number of viewers at this moment!However, although the number of viewers for this show has increased a lot, because the exciting programs have attracted a huge audience before, the increase in the viewership ratings is actually not very exaggerated, but it has also increased by two to three percentage points!
The staff in charge of statistics are already used to it at this time, and this year's ratings have increased by a few points from time to time, which is already normal!
Chinese people all over the world are waiting for the finale performance arranged by chief director Ning Sheng before midnight!
They are expecting a final surprise!
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On the TV, the screen switches.
In the past, the show host Cui Yongyuan stood there first, and behind him were two sofas in studio interview mode.
As the host, Cui Yongyuan is naturally familiar to everyone, but as a sketch actor, it is the first time I have seen it, so everyone thinks it is quite fresh!
Cui Yongyuan: Happy Chinese New Year, my friends. What you are seeing now is our special program for the Spring Festival. The special thing about this program is that we have invited two special guests. , now let us applaud, please two guests!
With the opening of Cui Yongyuan, the two sketch actors Zhao Benshan and Song Dandan disguised themselves as old couples from the countryside and entered the stage. There was applause from the audience!Everyone is looking forward to Uncle Ben Shan and Song Dandan, a big comedian, bringing you more exciting performances together!
In fact, at the beginning, the program of Ben Shan’s studio was not this one, but another program. Ning Cheng was not satisfied after watching it, and then Uncle Ben Shan came to Ning Cheng with this unfinished book, and with Ning Sheng’s help, the next day After finishing the script, the rehearsal of the new work quickly started. Next, let's see how the audience responds to this classic work that created the "White Clouds and Black Soil" comedy series in another time and space!
On the stage, the three of them sat down, and the audience also fell silent, watching their performance quietly!
Cui Yongyuan: Hello, uncle, please sit down, please sit down, uncle
Zhao Benshan: Yes.
Song Dandan: Well, cough.
Cui Yongyuan: Uncle and aunt.
Cui Yongyuan: I was a little nervous.Uncle and aunt, this is the first time to the studio of a TV station!
Zhao Benshan: The first time.
Song Dandan: Well, yes.
Cui Yongyuan: When you first come to this studio, you will be a little nervous.You see, with so many cameras and so many audiences, we can relax after talking for a while.Let's introduce ourselves first.
Zhao Benshan: How to introduce?
Cui Yongyuan: According to the habits of your family.
Song Dandan: Let me talk first.
Cui Yongyuan: Good!
Song Dandan: My name is Baiyun.
Zhao Benshan: My name is Heitu.
Song Dandan: I am 71.
Zhao Benshan: I am 75.
Song Dandan: I am a chicken.
Zhao Benshan: I am a tiger.
Song Dandan: This is my husband.
Zhao Benshan: This is my mother——
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This person stood up and sat down as if giving a report, and said the self-introduction content like a cross talk, especially the last sentence, which made many viewers go crazy!
"Mom?"
"Hahahahaha!"
"Oh, I died from laughing!"
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
"This teacher alone is too good at it!"
"The acting is really good!"
"This finale show seems to be pretty good!"
"Where is this? It's just an opening scene, and not much is revealed. Whether the skit is good or not depends on the latter part."
-------
Zhao Benshan on the stage quickly corrected himself and said: My wife.
Song Dandan: I'm so inferior.
Cui Yongyuan: Please sit down please sit down.Uncle and aunt, I'm too nervous, don't be nervous.Let me tell you about this talk show, it has topics, and once we talk about topics, it will not be nervous.
Zhao Benshan: Yes!
Cui Yongyuan: Today's topic is "Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow".I think we should change the rules, this time, uncle, you should speak first.
Zhao Benshan: Yesterday, I stayed at home to prepare for the night; today, I came here; tomorrow, I will go back.Thanks!
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The audience suddenly burst into laughter again. Although the content was very simple, under the performance of the three, it made people laugh without embarrassment at all. This is comedy!
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Zhao Benshan: Very simple.
Cui Yongyuan: No, uncle, I didn’t ask you to talk about this yesterday, but I asked you to talk about it ahead.
Song Dandan: The day before yesterday, the day before yesterday, the two of us received a notice from the village.Thanks!
Cui Yongyuan: Uncle and aunt, what I said was yesterday, today, and tomorrow, not—yesterday, today, and tomorrow.
Zhao Benshan: The day after tomorrow?
Cui Yongyuan: Not the day after tomorrow!
Song Dandan: What day was that?
Cui Yongyuan: Not a certain day.What I mean by this is we, this—recall the past, comment on the present, and look forward to the future.Did you understand?
Zhao Benshan: Ah, that is past, present and future!
Song Dandan: That's not yesterday, today and tomorrow!
Zhao Benshan: Yes, it is a bit wrong for you to ask this.
Song Dandan: Yes, that's not the question.
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Seeing the helplessness on the host's face, everyone chuckled again!
Then Zhao Benshan and Teacher Song Dandan performed a nondescript poem to each other, and it ended with Uncle Benshan squatting on his ass, and the enthusiastic audience burst into laughter. I have to say that the joke of this sketch is listening to Intensive, people can not stop for a moment!
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Cui Yongyuan: Uncle!Fall it!Whoops, get up.
Zhao Benshan: Take two steps forward and forget.
Song Dandan: It's okay, it was a success.
Zhao Benshan: Was it successful?Embarrassed?
Song Dandan: No.
Cui Yongyuan: Uncles and aunts, this talk show is actually talking, chatting, and chatting. It means you sitting on the kang in the Northeast and chatting. What do you do at home, what do you do here.Take it easy, okay?
Zhao Benshan: As for the matter of your relaxation, you should talk about it earlier, and you will understand sooner. (Take off your shoes, cross your legs)
Song Dandan: Put those shoes on!
Zhao Benshan: Tell me to relax!
Song Dandan: To relax your mind, what are you doing with your feet? Smelly, goodbye, sweaty feet.
Zhao Benshan: You can't take off your shoes, right?
Cui Yongyuan: Ah, all right.
Song Dandan: That's impolite.
Audience: "Hahahahaha!"
Cui Yongyuan: Uncle and Aunt, let me ask, you haven’t watched our program, have you?
Zhao Benshan: I've seen it. Isn't your surname Cui? Tell me the truth?
Cui Yongyuan: Yes, um.
Song Dandan: Isn't your name Cui Yongyuan?
Cui Yongyuan: Yes.
Song Dandan: Our villagers really like you,
Cui Yongyuan: Really?
Song Dandan: They all praise you, saying that you are a great host of that show.
Cui Yongyuan: That’s what you said!
Song Dandan: It's just the pitiful point of a person.
Zhao Benshan: Why are you doing this!
Song Dandan: Are you telling the truth?
Zhao Benshan: What are you talking about?I'm sorry, that's not what she meant. My wife said it meant that everyone likes you to host that show. Oh, the whole village loves to watch it the most. The guy said that you have a unique host, and it's like crying when you smile.
Zhao Benshan: No, it's like laughing when you cry.
Cui Yongyuan: Their village praises people so much, their village!
Audience: "Hahaha!"
"Laughing like crying, hahaha---"
Cui Yongyuan: All right, all right, let’s not talk about it, let’s talk about your two elders, I’m going to raise the question in more detail, when did you get married?
Zhao Benshan: Let's meet on May [-]th.
Song Dandan: Around winter.
Cui Yongyuan: It was hard not to read poetry, but to sing instead.Who was chasing who when they were dating?
Zhao Benshan: Hehe.
Song Dandan: Don't talk about this matter.
Cui Yongyuan: This is personal privacy.
Zhao Benshan: In fact, Xiao Cui, you should have this kind of vision. At that time——I use today’s words, the guy was more handsome and stupefied, and he chased me.
Song Dandan: Why don't you tell the truth?You let everyone take a look at your old face that looks like a shoehorn, can I catch up with you?
Zhao Benshan: So not aesthetically pleasing!
Song Dandan: Where?
Zhao Benshan: Is this called shoehorn face?This is authentic pork loin face!
Cui Yongyuan: It's not as good as a shoehorn.
Song Dandan: When I was young, it was definitely not blowing—willow leaves with curved eyebrows and cherry mouth, anyone who saw me was willing to look at me.The second child Wu next door to us trembles when he looks at me!
Zhao Benshan: Hmph, pull it down!Wu's second son had a cerebral thrombosis, and everyone trembled.
The audience "hahaha---"
Cui Yongyuan: Auntie, how did Uncle chase you?
Song Dandan: He just took the initiative to get close to me, chatted with me for nothing, mowed the grass for me or recited poetry to me, and always looked for opportunities to give me secret glances!
Cui Yongyuan: Looking secretly!
Zhao Benshan: Don't talk nonsense, I remember that I gave you a pen, a table, and a big black pot for your family. When did I give you a glance?What is the look?
Cui Yongyuan: Qiu Bo is a young man
Song Dandan: You don't understand what a glance is, why are you so uneducated!
Zhao Benshan: What?
Song Dandan: Looks are spinach in autumn.
Zhao Benshan: Oh!
Audience: "Hahaha, spinach in autumn!"
(End of this chapter)
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