Did you see my knife?
Chapter 237 I Can't Satisfy You
Chapter 237 I Can't Satisfy You
He poked the female ghost's hair, "Let me out quickly."
"Don't even think about it." The female ghost bared her teeth and claws to hit Xu Fengchun. Her face had long since lost its original appearance. Xu Fengchun easily subdued her and said, "Why don't you even think about it, you and I Is there any meaning here, you can't do anything to me, maybe I will beat you when I get angry."
Facts have proved that those who are close to ink are black.
Xu Fengchun felt that he was a little... rampant. He was like Lin Sanmu when facing ghosts. Not only was he not afraid, but he even popped out a joke from time to time.
Very leisurely, without any tension or fear.
In other words, the word fear was no longer in Xu Fengchun's dictionary.
"Show affection, die quickly!" the female ghost giggled.
"Did you die because of your love?" Xu Fengchun couldn't help asking after hearing her repeat the words.
The female ghost didn't speak, she pulled her hair out of Xu Fengchun's hands, and kept sneering, but ignored Xu Fengchun.
"Let me out quickly." Xu Fengchun discussed, "After you let me out, I will stay away from your grave immediately, and I will never return. I have something to do when I go out, so you..."
It's almost zero o'clock, and they have to go back to continue the task.
"Don't even think about it." The female ghost just disagreed.
Xu Fengchun tugged at her hair, trying to grab her hair and act fiercely to threaten her to let him out, but he accidentally used too much force and tore off the female ghost's hair.
Xu Fengchun: "..."
He really didn't mean it.
Touching her relatively smooth head, the female ghost was stunned, and sat on the ground for a while, then suddenly screamed and cried, "Damn it, bullying people... Bah, bullying ghost!"
Xu Fengchun: "...Am I bullying you or are you bullying me? What's the use of trapping me here? Why don't you let me go? What's the purpose? And your hair... is it a wig?"
As if stepping on this female ghost's scales, she cried even louder in an instant, snatched the wig from Xu Fengchun's hand and brought it back to her head, crying, "Do you know how long I've been wearing a wig?" It took a lot of effort, it took me a long time to grab it with dozens of old men, don't touch my wig, no one else is qualified to touch it except me."
Xu Fengchun felt a little powerless, and wanted to complain about the ghosts here being so mentally retarded, but held back.
After careful calculation, it seems that he has never encountered a ghost who is not mentally retarded.
Although they are all ghosts, they have a mentally retarded heart.
The female ghost suddenly hugged Xu Fengchun's thigh, and said pitifully: "Actually, I trapped you here because I wanted to ask for something."
"What?" Xu Fengchun wanted to shake her off, but the female ghost held her too tightly, and couldn't shake her off no matter how hard she tried to shake her off. Seeing her change so much, she couldn't help but feel a little helpless.
The female ghost said: "When I go to the underworld to report, can you let me wear a wig?"
Just for this kind of thing?
Xu Fengchun was a little shocked, but this kind of thing has nothing to do with him, he is not from the underworld, he is just an ordinary person.
"Did you find the wrong person? How did I make you wear a wig?"
"It doesn't matter if it's not you, as long as you promise, I can enter the underworld wearing a wig."
All people who go to the underworld have to return to their appearance before death, and her appearance before death was bald...without any hair at all.
She would die without hair!
No, she is dead.
Without hair, she will be laughed to death when she enters the underworld bald.
Xu Fengchun felt that the female ghost had completely misunderstood the person, and thought it would be fine to agree to her, so he said, "Okay, no problem. You can wear a wig when you enter the underworld, you don't need to take it off."
"Thank you!" The female ghost holding his thigh instantly raised her head and laughed.
The wig fell out again.
The female ghost hurriedly picked it up, stood up and bowed to Xu Fengchun: "Thank you sir, I offended you just now, please forgive me, I finally don't have to stay here anymore."
Speaking of which, her body gradually became transparent until finally it disappeared.
Xu Fengchun was a little startled and didn't know what happened, but he heard the word "adult" from this female ghost again.
The surrounding darkness receded, Xu Fengchun saw the vague cemetery, and when he came to his senses, he was being hugged by Lin Sanmu, unable to move even a bit in his arms.
Seeing Xu Fengchun haggling over the price in doubt, Lin Sanmu raised his eyebrows, his face a little unhappy: "Are you sober?"
"What was I just doing?"
"You yelled to run into the cemetery."
"What's my name..."
"you guess."
Intuition told Xu Fengchun that there would be no good words.Thinking of what he had just encountered, he felt strange and told Lin Sanmu about it.
"Maybe she recognized the wrong person, and then her wish was fulfilled, so she left to report to the underworld. Do you want to know what your name was when you walked to the cemetery just now?" Lin Sanmu stared at him with a half-smile.
"No, I don't want to know." Leaving from his arms, Xu Fengchun shook his head frantically, determined not to hear it.
I didn't have any impression, but Xu Fengchun felt that he shouldn't be yelling. After all, when he saw the female ghost, he didn't say anything superfluous except hitting the female ghost and saying a word.
"You said, you're going to find someone in the cemetery." Lin Sanmu smiled grimly, pinching Xu Fengchun's soft face, "Am I not your partner? Why do you still want to find someone? Do you still want to go to the cemetery to find someone? Yes Can't I...can't satisfy you?"
Xu Fengchun shrank his head instantly, "No, I never said that."
Having said that, he covered his face again, unable to laugh or cry: "You have to believe me, I will never have such an idea, and I will never do such a thing, it should be... the ghost's upper body, the ghost's upper body."
Although it doesn't make sense, how could he talk about going to the cemetery to find a partner.
"I'm not enough to satisfy you by myself, do you still need to find a ghost boyfriend?" Lin Sanmu pinched his chin with his handsome face gradually approaching, his voice was hoarse and dangerous.
"enough."
Without any confidence in saying a word, Xu Fengchun looked at the face close at hand, feeling a little embarrassed, and suddenly kissed Lin Sanmu's face, "I swear! I have absolutely no intention of looking for someone!"
There was a soft touch on his cheek, and Lin Sanmu's tense face eased a little. He pursed his lips, let go of Xu Fengchun's chin, held Xu Fengchun's hand, walked forward, and said lightly: "Since there is no one, then go Bar."
Xu Fengchun breathed a sigh of relief, but at the same time, a strange feeling emerged in his heart.
Why do you feel like you've been tricked?Lin Sanmu couldn't have made up those words to deceive him, could he?
Looking sideways at Lin Sanmu, he seemed to be smiling.
Xu Fengchun squeezed his hand and whispered: "You won't lie to me just now, will you?"
"What do you think?" The gloomy words made Xu Fengchun shut up immediately, for fear that he would ask him again if he was going to the cemetery to find someone.
It was already 11:30 when the two returned to Ning Xi's home. Seeing them holding hands, Ning Xi gave another loud pooh, "Smelly shameless."
Being scolded this time, Xu Fengchun didn't say anything, but smiled at Ning Xi with narrowed eyes.
-
People who think crooked face the wall, hahaha.
(End of this chapter)
He poked the female ghost's hair, "Let me out quickly."
"Don't even think about it." The female ghost bared her teeth and claws to hit Xu Fengchun. Her face had long since lost its original appearance. Xu Fengchun easily subdued her and said, "Why don't you even think about it, you and I Is there any meaning here, you can't do anything to me, maybe I will beat you when I get angry."
Facts have proved that those who are close to ink are black.
Xu Fengchun felt that he was a little... rampant. He was like Lin Sanmu when facing ghosts. Not only was he not afraid, but he even popped out a joke from time to time.
Very leisurely, without any tension or fear.
In other words, the word fear was no longer in Xu Fengchun's dictionary.
"Show affection, die quickly!" the female ghost giggled.
"Did you die because of your love?" Xu Fengchun couldn't help asking after hearing her repeat the words.
The female ghost didn't speak, she pulled her hair out of Xu Fengchun's hands, and kept sneering, but ignored Xu Fengchun.
"Let me out quickly." Xu Fengchun discussed, "After you let me out, I will stay away from your grave immediately, and I will never return. I have something to do when I go out, so you..."
It's almost zero o'clock, and they have to go back to continue the task.
"Don't even think about it." The female ghost just disagreed.
Xu Fengchun tugged at her hair, trying to grab her hair and act fiercely to threaten her to let him out, but he accidentally used too much force and tore off the female ghost's hair.
Xu Fengchun: "..."
He really didn't mean it.
Touching her relatively smooth head, the female ghost was stunned, and sat on the ground for a while, then suddenly screamed and cried, "Damn it, bullying people... Bah, bullying ghost!"
Xu Fengchun: "...Am I bullying you or are you bullying me? What's the use of trapping me here? Why don't you let me go? What's the purpose? And your hair... is it a wig?"
As if stepping on this female ghost's scales, she cried even louder in an instant, snatched the wig from Xu Fengchun's hand and brought it back to her head, crying, "Do you know how long I've been wearing a wig?" It took a lot of effort, it took me a long time to grab it with dozens of old men, don't touch my wig, no one else is qualified to touch it except me."
Xu Fengchun felt a little powerless, and wanted to complain about the ghosts here being so mentally retarded, but held back.
After careful calculation, it seems that he has never encountered a ghost who is not mentally retarded.
Although they are all ghosts, they have a mentally retarded heart.
The female ghost suddenly hugged Xu Fengchun's thigh, and said pitifully: "Actually, I trapped you here because I wanted to ask for something."
"What?" Xu Fengchun wanted to shake her off, but the female ghost held her too tightly, and couldn't shake her off no matter how hard she tried to shake her off. Seeing her change so much, she couldn't help but feel a little helpless.
The female ghost said: "When I go to the underworld to report, can you let me wear a wig?"
Just for this kind of thing?
Xu Fengchun was a little shocked, but this kind of thing has nothing to do with him, he is not from the underworld, he is just an ordinary person.
"Did you find the wrong person? How did I make you wear a wig?"
"It doesn't matter if it's not you, as long as you promise, I can enter the underworld wearing a wig."
All people who go to the underworld have to return to their appearance before death, and her appearance before death was bald...without any hair at all.
She would die without hair!
No, she is dead.
Without hair, she will be laughed to death when she enters the underworld bald.
Xu Fengchun felt that the female ghost had completely misunderstood the person, and thought it would be fine to agree to her, so he said, "Okay, no problem. You can wear a wig when you enter the underworld, you don't need to take it off."
"Thank you!" The female ghost holding his thigh instantly raised her head and laughed.
The wig fell out again.
The female ghost hurriedly picked it up, stood up and bowed to Xu Fengchun: "Thank you sir, I offended you just now, please forgive me, I finally don't have to stay here anymore."
Speaking of which, her body gradually became transparent until finally it disappeared.
Xu Fengchun was a little startled and didn't know what happened, but he heard the word "adult" from this female ghost again.
The surrounding darkness receded, Xu Fengchun saw the vague cemetery, and when he came to his senses, he was being hugged by Lin Sanmu, unable to move even a bit in his arms.
Seeing Xu Fengchun haggling over the price in doubt, Lin Sanmu raised his eyebrows, his face a little unhappy: "Are you sober?"
"What was I just doing?"
"You yelled to run into the cemetery."
"What's my name..."
"you guess."
Intuition told Xu Fengchun that there would be no good words.Thinking of what he had just encountered, he felt strange and told Lin Sanmu about it.
"Maybe she recognized the wrong person, and then her wish was fulfilled, so she left to report to the underworld. Do you want to know what your name was when you walked to the cemetery just now?" Lin Sanmu stared at him with a half-smile.
"No, I don't want to know." Leaving from his arms, Xu Fengchun shook his head frantically, determined not to hear it.
I didn't have any impression, but Xu Fengchun felt that he shouldn't be yelling. After all, when he saw the female ghost, he didn't say anything superfluous except hitting the female ghost and saying a word.
"You said, you're going to find someone in the cemetery." Lin Sanmu smiled grimly, pinching Xu Fengchun's soft face, "Am I not your partner? Why do you still want to find someone? Do you still want to go to the cemetery to find someone? Yes Can't I...can't satisfy you?"
Xu Fengchun shrank his head instantly, "No, I never said that."
Having said that, he covered his face again, unable to laugh or cry: "You have to believe me, I will never have such an idea, and I will never do such a thing, it should be... the ghost's upper body, the ghost's upper body."
Although it doesn't make sense, how could he talk about going to the cemetery to find a partner.
"I'm not enough to satisfy you by myself, do you still need to find a ghost boyfriend?" Lin Sanmu pinched his chin with his handsome face gradually approaching, his voice was hoarse and dangerous.
"enough."
Without any confidence in saying a word, Xu Fengchun looked at the face close at hand, feeling a little embarrassed, and suddenly kissed Lin Sanmu's face, "I swear! I have absolutely no intention of looking for someone!"
There was a soft touch on his cheek, and Lin Sanmu's tense face eased a little. He pursed his lips, let go of Xu Fengchun's chin, held Xu Fengchun's hand, walked forward, and said lightly: "Since there is no one, then go Bar."
Xu Fengchun breathed a sigh of relief, but at the same time, a strange feeling emerged in his heart.
Why do you feel like you've been tricked?Lin Sanmu couldn't have made up those words to deceive him, could he?
Looking sideways at Lin Sanmu, he seemed to be smiling.
Xu Fengchun squeezed his hand and whispered: "You won't lie to me just now, will you?"
"What do you think?" The gloomy words made Xu Fengchun shut up immediately, for fear that he would ask him again if he was going to the cemetery to find someone.
It was already 11:30 when the two returned to Ning Xi's home. Seeing them holding hands, Ning Xi gave another loud pooh, "Smelly shameless."
Being scolded this time, Xu Fengchun didn't say anything, but smiled at Ning Xi with narrowed eyes.
-
People who think crooked face the wall, hahaha.
(End of this chapter)
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