Plane hunting

Chapter 870 I want that fan
Thanks: Xin Chaopai, 08a, thank you brothers for your reward, thank you.

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When Huang Shaohong said he wanted to pay back the money, he took out '300 taels of silver'. Naturally, he told Li Xiuyuan clearly that this was his compensation.

Seeing that Li Xiuyuan felt unwilling to lose a front tooth, he happily increased the amount of silver to 500 taels of silver, and the two happily settled the deal!

The two sluts laughed tacitly, and Li Xiuyuan even invited Huang Shaohong in to talk.

As a result, Li's mother stopped Li Xiuyuan when she opened her mouth, and asked:

"Xiuyuan, where did you get the 500 taels of silver to lend to others!"

"Uh this and that"

Li Xiuyuan suddenly faltered this and that.

Huang Shaohong smoothed things over for him: "The old lady doesn't know something. Mr. Li won it by gambling. Fighting crickets, playing cuju, gambling, etc. Mr. Li is very good at gambling."

Before the words were finished, Mother Li's hand was already raised high.
Half an hour later, in the flower hall of the Li family, Li Xiuyuan met Huang Shaohong and Bai Suzhen, and the former stretched out his hand to signal:

"Brother Huang, drink tea, and then let's have a good talk about today's affairs. There must be an explanation."

The two had already passed their names before, so Li Xiuyuan was addressed as Brother Huang.

Huang Shaohong smiled and picked up the teacup, put it to his mouth and sipped it lightly.

It has to be said that although everything in Tiantai County is an illusion, there are also ups and downs among the illusions, depending on the difference.

Just like the cup of tea in front of you, you will feel the aroma of the tea as soon as you pick it up. After taking a sip, you will feel sweet and refreshing. After drinking it, you will feel the fragrance on your teeth and cheeks. .

It's obviously an illusion, but it can deceive his sense of smell and taste, making people feel like they really drank this tea. Huang Shaohong would like to praise such an illusion that can deceive the senses, it is really extraordinary.

After putting down the teacup, Huang Shaohong smiled and said to Li Xiuyuan who was facing him:
"This is really a misunderstanding. At that time, brother Li asked me to kick that Cuju to you, and I accidentally used too much force."

When he said this, seeing Li Xiuyuan's expression was a little excited, he quickly raised the question of money:
"Brother Li, don't worry, the 500 taels of medicine will be given with both hands in a short while, and it will not be less than a tael of silver!"

Li Xiuyuan said angrily, "Did I mention the Cuju incident? I'm asking you about it!"

He said and pointed to his face with a bruised nose and black eyes:
"Let me tell you it's superficial. The chair I'm sitting on now is empty, and it hurts like a needle. My parents hate gambling. You say in front of her that I fight crickets and gamble. , aren’t you hurting me? Just tell me what to do with my beating!”

Huang Shaohong and Bai Suzhen couldn't help smiling when they saw his unfortunate appearance with bruised nose and swollen face. The former suppressed a smile and said:

"It's also my first time kicking the door, so I don't know Lingtang's temper, how about this, I'll add another 300 taels, 800 taels of silver to compensate brother Li, it's okay for the head office!"

Li Xiuyuan's eyes lit up when he heard the words, and he cracked his mouth with a tooth missing, and said with a chuckle: "Drink tea, drink tea, Brother Huang is righteous and angry with me!"

Just as he was talking, he saw Laifu running in in a panic: "Shao Shao. Oh, old. Old."

Li Xiuyuan said impatiently: "There are few old ones, are you annoying or not, don't worry, the young master will definitely give you a mouthful of soup when he becomes rich."

Laifu shook his hands repeatedly: "No, young master, the master is back!"

After Laifu finished speaking in one breath, he was exhausted, and the word spread, and Li Xiuyuan's pupils shrank:
"I rely on you not to say earlier."

After speaking, he got up and ran.

The corner of Huang Shaohong's mouth twitched, he clearly heard a footstep approaching quickly, and he had already reached the entrance of the flower hall, Li Xiuyuan had no time to run away.

Sure enough, at the next moment, Taizhou Jiedu envoy Li Maochun walked in quickly, and said helplessly:
"Xiuyuan, what happened to you again, you dare not see me, and you asked Laifu to report to you!"

Li Xiuyuan bit the bullet and stood with his hands down, crying bitterly: "Father, you are back!"

Li Maochun glanced at Huang Shaohong and Bai Suzhen, a little amazed by their looks, but the next moment his eyes were startled by the bruised nose and swollen face of his son.

He hurriedly asked with concern: "Xiu Yuan, how did you get this injury?"

"Uh, this is." He was about to say that he accidentally fell.

At this time, Huang Shaohong explained Li Maochun's doubts:
"This is because Brother Li gambled and was beaten up by Mrs. Li!"

Seeing the sincerity on his expression, as if he was explaining the facts in a serious manner, Li Xiuyuan's mouth trembled in anger, and he pointed at him:
"you"

Before he finished speaking, there was a 'bang', and he was kicked in the chest and fell directly to the ground.

Li Maochun lifted the hem of his clothes:
"Small animal, this old man is an envoy of Taizhou Jiedu. Since he was young, he has been proficient in both civil and martial arts, bow and horse. Are you bullying this old man, who is old and frail, and has weak fists and feet?"

After speaking, he rushed forward with a stride.
Another half an hour later, Li Maochun angrily went back to the back hall to find his wife. In his anger, he didn't even greet the two guests, Huang Shaohong and Bai Suzhen.

It seems that Huang Shaohong is regarded as Li Xiuyuan's friend.

Huang Shaohong looked at Li Xiuyuan who was getting up from the ground covered in blood, and apologized:

"Brother Li, forgive me, my biggest shortcoming is that I am outspoken."

Li Xiuyuan stretched out his hand and made a stop gesture: "Needless to say. This matter is worth 2000 taels of silver and I will never finish with you!"

As soon as Huang Shaohong flipped his hand, a dazzling red gemstone appeared in his hand:

"This gem is worth at least 1 taels of silver, Brother Li, keep it!"

Li Xiuyuan forgot the pain in an instant, and his eyes were straight:

"This is not good, this is too much!"

Before he finished speaking, the gem was in his hands.

Seeing his appearance, Bai Suzhen, who was watching the show, covered her mouth and laughed lightly.

Li Xiuyuan also knew that he had lost his composure, so he smiled awkwardly and said embarrassingly:
"It's all right to ask for such an expensive gift, but if it's convenient for Brother Huang to let me play for two or three years, that would be great!"

The art he said in this way, if you play with it for two or three years, it's still a fart, and it's no different from giving it to him.

Huang Shaohong waved his hand:

"Hey, this is my soup and medicine fee for Brother Li, and the rest will be treated as a gift to meet Brother Li!"

Li Xiuyuan's face was full of smiles:

"Look at how bad this is. It seems that I am greedy for money. The main thing is that I want to make friends with such an outspoken friend like Brother Huang!"

After speaking, he had put the ruby ​​in his arms.

He got up and looked at the back of the flower hall, then turned around and said:

"Brother Huang, since we are friends, tell the truth, what do you want me to do for you to give such a big gift?"

"My ugly words will be up front. My father is just a little Jiedushi with limited ability. If I can't help, I won't give you a refund!"

Huang Shaohong smiled and shook his head:

"Brother Li was joking. I just heard that the young master of the Taizhou Jiedu Envoy's family is a wonderful person, so I just wanted to get to know him. Now that I see him, Brother Li is really a genius!"

Li Xiuyuan looked at Huang Shaohong in surprise for a while, and seeing his sincere expression, he suddenly laughed and said:
"Brother Huang is a wonderful person. Well, since we are both wonderful people, and we are so congenial, why don't we chop off chicken heads and burn yellow paper today, and become brothers with different surnames!"

This time it was Huang Shaohong's turn to be surprised, he didn't expect that Li Xiuyuan would propose such a thing as sworn obeisance to him.

This made him suddenly turn his mind, wondering if this was Li Xiuyuan's own intention, or the meaning behind it.

It is said that being sworn obeisance to a Buddhist arhat and the famous Living Buddha Jigong does not insult his current status as a fairy.

The key point is that this person in front of him is a ruthless person who laughs and says it's a happy event when he sees his parents die!
Parents don't care about it, it's nothing to be sworn brothers, and Huang Shaohong is not so bold to be sworn brothers with such a person.

While Huang Shaohong was still hesitating, Li Xiuyuan greeted the outside:
"Bless you bastard, go get the yellow paper and the chicken, young master, I want to sworn brother Huang!"

After a while, Laifu walked in with the yellow paper and a live chicken, aggrieved:

"Master, let Laifu take it, and Laifu will take it. What are you scolding my father and grandpa for?"

Li Xiuyuan pointed at him and cursed:
"If you hadn't stuttered just now, the young master would have run away long ago, but because you were wasting time, I got my father to catch me and beat me up. Do you think you should scold me?

"And when did I scold your father and your grandfather, I don't even know them!"

Lai Fu plausibly said:

"You call me 'bastard', then I am a bastard, what is my father? What is my grandfather? You are not calling my father and grandfather, what is it?"

Li Xiuyuan was speechless when asked, and after a while he said, "I'm greeting your ancestor!"

The two were arguing, when suddenly there was a commotion outside, so loud that even Li Maochun and Mrs. Li in the back house were startled and came out.

Li Maochun snorted coldly at Li Xiuyuan, and then walked out with Mrs. Li.

Li Xiuyuan stuck out his tongue at the back of his father, and then greeted Huang Shaohong: "Don't pay attention to them, it happens that Brother Huang, let's go to the backyard to chop chicken heads to worship!"

After finishing speaking, I will come to pull Huang Shaohong.

Huang Shaohong was not willing to do anything, he immediately avoided Li Xiuyuan's tugging, and pointed forward with a smile:
"Brother Li, let's see what happened ahead!"

As he spoke, he took the white lady's jade hand and walked outside.

Li Xiuyuan said depressedly: "I found all the chickens, what are you watching?"

Laifu asked in a low voice:

"Master, why do you insist on sworn worship with him, and you're not familiar with him!"

"You know shit!"

Li Xiuyuan said in a low voice:
"This guy gave me a jewel of 1 taels of silver as a gift when we first met. He is a lucky girl. If we become sworn brothers with such a person, do we still need money in the future?"

Laifu's eyes also showed a look of sudden joy, and a pair of master and servant "hehehe" looked at each other and smiled!

Li Xiuyuan couldn't help but knock on Laifu's head:
"You kid, you smile more treacherously than me, go, go ahead and have a look, remember to take good care of him later, don't let this kid run away, you must worship today!"

In the response of Laifu, Li Xiuyuan quickly caught up with Huang Shaohong:

"Brother Huang, wait."

Several people came to the front, Li Maochun asked what was going on, but the servants at home reported that it was some common people who wanted to use Jiedu to relieve the hut of the mansion.

Those few people are a family of four, two elderly ones are parents-in-law, and two young couples. Among them, the young woman is still pregnant, her belly looks chubby, and she should be about to give birth.

Seeing the person who made the decision come out, the elder of the family covered his stomach and said:

"My lord, just now we ate out and broke our stomachs, can I bother you to borrow a hut!"

His son added from the side: "We can't hold it any longer. If you don't agree, my lord, we will come out soon!"

Li Maochun considered himself a good official, and he liked to be kind to others. Immediately he pointed in the direction of the hut and said:
"We only have two thatched huts, please go ahead!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the two men rushed out, and the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law could only hold their stomachs and endure.

At this moment, Huang Shaohong suddenly looked towards a corner, and saw two figures suddenly appearing, one with a big belly dressed in tutu, his appearance was quite similar to that of the later Uncle Da.

The other is wearing a gold silk armor, but he looks like the big brother in "Shaolin Soccer", but he is a little thinner.

Both of them carried a sense of fairy spirit. After they appeared, no one else could see their existence except Huang Shaohong and Bai Suzhen.

Huang Shaohong and Bai Suzhen looked at each other, and they both saw that the other party should be a fairy, but not a real fairy.

Like this Tiantai County, both of them are immortals existing in this illusion, and they are part of this illusion.

These two people didn't realize that Huang Shaohong and Bai Suzhen could see them and talked on their own.

The person who only heard the appearance of Uncle Da asked: "Is it here? Is there a mistake this time?"

The elder brother in gold silk armor said: "Of course I can't make a mistake, and I don't want to see who led the way. I am the guard of the South Heaven Gate, and I can see this place from the sky at a glance!"

Uncle Da spat: "Bah, then you led me down from Nantian Gate just now, and plunged my head into the slop bucket!"

The elder brother suddenly said in embarrassment:

"For so many years, I have a secret that I haven't told others. Let me tell you, don't tell others. In fact, I am."

Uncle Da flew away three feet away: "I don't like men."

"I don't like it either!"

"Then why are you talking so ambiguously?"

The elder brother shouted angrily:
"What I mean is, I led you into the slop bucket because I was squinted, so I went astray. Don't tell anyone, or I should be laid off!"

At this time, Uncle Da had seen Li Maochun and Li Xiuyuan behind Mrs. Li, so he didn't have the mood to talk to the big brother, so he ran over to say hello:

"Subduing Dragon. I miss you to death!"

Li Xiuyuan ignored him, and only said to Huang Shaohong:
"Brother Huang, what's so interesting about them just going to the toilet, why don't we go to the back and do a chicken head chopping motion!"

Huang Shaohong had long ago decided not to be sworn sworn brothers with him, and said with a smile:
"Why don't you take a look and tell me, your father's Lingtang is here, how bad it would be for us to go in by ourselves!"

Li Maochun turned his head when he heard the words, nodded to Huang Shaohong with a calm expression, and then scolded his son:

"Look how polite they are!"

Uncle Da turned to the senior brother and asked:

"How come Jianglong can't see me?"

The elder brother explained: "He is already a mortal, if you want to get in touch with him, you have to be reincarnated and become a flesh body!"

Uncle Da said angrily: "Jianglong has grown so big, it's too late for me to reincarnate now!"

The elder brother smiled and said:
"It's okay, I will blow you up when you reincarnate, but you will become an idiot without mana. Only when the dark clouds cover the sun will you wake up and regain your mana!"

Uncle Da sighed;

"But it's useless for me to recover my mana. The important thing is when Jianglong can regain his memory!"

Big brother spread his hands:

"There's nothing we can do about it, unless the five thunders strike the top, but if we help, then we will violate the rules of heaven and we will definitely be held accountable!"

Uncle Da thought for a while:
"It doesn't matter, I'll reincarnate first, so why don't you give him the fan that the Bodhisattva gave him!"

After speaking, he saw the big belly of the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law who were waiting to go to the bathroom, and laughed and said:
"It's a big belly, God help me too!"

When he was talking, he subconsciously stuffed a palm leaf fan into the elder brother's hand:

"That's all, I'm going to reincarnate!"

After speaking, he flew towards the pregnant young woman.

At this time, the father and son had come out of the toilet and said to their wives:

"You go, we are finally comfortable!"

The mother-in-law and daughter-in-law rushed towards the toilet. The young woman was unable to move because of her big belly. The mother-in-law resisted the stomach pain and stepped forward to help her, just in front of the daughter-in-law. Uncle Da rushed into the old woman's stomach .

The old woman's belly suddenly became big, round and round as if she was about to give birth.

But at this moment, she couldn't care less about her stomach hurting like a knife, and she and her daughter-in-law helped each other into the hut.

Only then did the senior brother realize that the fan was in his hand, and he threw it into the fur room in a hurry.

As a result, by accident, when the old woman came out, she was holding a white and fat doll. When the daughter-in-law came out, she was crying and told her husband that she had given birth to a fan.

Her husband was so frightened that he grabbed the fan and threw it on the ground, and asked with a mournful face, "How did this happen!"

The elder brother fulfilled his promise to Uncle Da, blowing it up with magic power, and transformed the little doll into Uncle Da with a beard in the blink of an eye, scaring the family of four and running away.

In the end, Uncle Da, who became a fool, was taken in by the kind-hearted Li Maochun and his wife, even if he found a younger brother for Li Xiuyuan.

Looking at Uncle Da who was wearing only a bellyband and playing with a fan foolishly, Huang Shaohong held back a smile and cupped his hands at Li Xiuyuan:

"Congratulations, Brother Li, for having an extra brother!"

Li Xiuyuan said angrily; "You are willing to ask you to take it away!"

He grabbed Huang Shaohong as he said:

"Brother Huang, we haven't sworn vows yet. How about we sworn each other and give each other a token, such as gold, silver and jewelry, antique calligraphy and paintings, I think it's less than 1 taels of silver, and you're too embarrassed to take it out, right? Hurry up." Chop the chicken head and burn yellow paper"

Huang Shaohong had a strange expression on his face: "Are you serious?"

"Of course it's true!"

Huang Shaohong nodded: "Okay!"

He pointed at the cattail fan in Uncle Da's hand: "I want that fan!"

(End of this chapter)