Plane hunting

Chapter 871

Thanks: Xin Chaopai, 08a, thank you brothers for your reward, thank you.

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"I want that fan!"

Huang Shaohong originally didn't want to play any tricks of sworn brotherhood with Li Xiuyuan, but now he heard Li Xiuyuan said that he wanted to exchange tokens, but he suddenly changed his mind and proposed to exchange with that fan.

Because he felt that the fan was different from the surrounding things, it was real, it was a real cattail fan.

Although the cattail fan is inconspicuous, Huang Shaohong thinks of the plot in the movie "Jigong" by Master Xing.

In the original plot, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva bestowed upon Jigong a fan called the Fan, which can make people's wishes come true, but it can be used three times a day, and every time it is used, a crack will appear on the fan.

After three times, you have to wait until the next day's sunrise before you can use it again.

Of course, this fan is not without flaws. It cannot change life and death, nor can it change people's hearts, because what it changes will lose its effect the next day.

But this is enough. Do you still remember the three life-saving hairs given to Monkey King by Guanyin in "Journey to the West"?
This "All wishes come true" is simply a replica of the three vellus hairs.

With Brother Hou's ability, he still needs three hairs to save his life. It is conceivable how precious this "fan of thoughts and things" that is similar to those three hairs is.

So Huang Shaohong was tempted, if the fan in Uncle Da's hand was genuine, then he wouldn't mind paying homage, it's just sworn worship, it's not like praying to heaven and earth to enter the bridal chamber, old men are afraid of wool!
Li Xiuyuan couldn't help being startled when he heard Huang Shaohong's words, looked at the palm leaf fan, and said in surprise:

"Aren't you kidding me? You want this fan?"

Huang Shaohong reached out to Uncle Da and said, "Can you lend me your fan?"

Uncle Da originally looked at the two chatting with a smirk on his face, but when he heard that Huang Shaohong wanted to take his fan, he immediately changed his face and hid the fan behind him. While pretending to be alert, he shook his head like a rattle:
"No, no!"

Huang Shaohong took out a pastry with his backhand, and handed it over with a smile: "I'll give you a snack, how about you let me see it?"

When Uncle Da saw the dim sum, his eyes lit up, and he reached for the dim sum with his hand. The next moment, the pastry was in Uncle Da's hands, and he put it in his mouth and began to chew.

Huang Shaohong's eyes narrowed, as expected of a crouching tiger arhat, although he lost his mana, but his hand speed is also faster than ordinary warriors, Uncle Da's 'unicorn arm' is well practiced, it's good, and it will definitely be a model for the otaku world in future generations!
He smiled and hooked his hands at Uncle Da and said:

"How about it, you have eaten the snacks, you should lend me the fan!"

"Don't give, don't give!"

Unexpectedly, Uncle Da still disagreed, Huang Shaohong saw it, come on, he was fooled by a fool, how can he reason with this, he can only look at Li Xiuyuan to the side, and see what he has to say.

Li Xiuyuan laughed and said:
"It's just a broken fan. It's too shabby. Why don't you get another one, Brother Huang? How about asking my father to write you a letter?"

Li Maochun and his wife, who were about to return to the inner house, seemed to be aware of it and looked towards this side, Li Xiuyuan quickly accompanied him with a smile and said: "Father, mother, you go in first, I will talk to brother Huang, and take this fool to play for a while. "

Li Maochun scolded angrily: "You little bastard, didn't you hear that I just said that he has been adopted?"

He pointed to Uncle Da, and said to Li Xiuyuan: "He will be your younger brother from now on, did you hear me, I am really mad at you."

Mrs. Li hastily stepped forward to comfort her husband's chest:

"Master, my son is still young, don't get angry with him, just be reasonable!"

Li Maochun sighed when he heard the words:

"Hey, I'm talking nonsense. Do you think he has heard of it? The saint came to the world, and the courtyard was accompanied by Ganoderma lucidum. When this little beast was born, the courtyard was full of mushrooms."

When he said this, he sighed again:
"What do mushrooms do? Mushrooms are vegetables, and they are meant to be eaten by others. You said that one day the two of us will be gone, and he guards the business for fear that there will be no leftovers left!"

Li Xiuyuan felt that it would be embarrassing to have friends present, so he said perfunctorily:
"Oh dad, don't worry, I will grow up, okay, okay, let the kitchen get you some goji berry pork kidney soup later, I think daddy, your complexion is not good these two days, it's dark, what are you doing?" It’s a sign of kidney deficiency, it’s time to make up for it!”

Li Maochun was so angry that he pointed to this guy and said to his wife:
"Look at your son, I'm so mad, don't you know if my kidney is good?"

Mrs. Li blushed and spat:
"My lord, there are still outsiders here. Why are you talking about this? You are still young in cultivation, and you have no intentions!"

When he was talking, he pulled Li Maochun and walked inside, and at the same time turned his head to Li Xiuyuan and said:

"Take your brother to play well, don't bully him, you know!"

"Don't worry, mother, how could I bully him when I'm so kind!"

The smile on Li Xiuyuan's face remained until the backs of Li Maochun and his wife disappeared in the flower hall.

Huang Shaohong said with some emotion: "Your father is really good to you, and he is planning for you in the future!"

To be honest, he really wants to have such parents who can chatter with him and sincerely envision his future. Nothing can exchange these affections.

Li Xiuyuan didn't appreciate it, and rubbed his stiff face due to excessive fake smile:

"My father is just worrying about it, just take care of it now, don't care about the future!"

After he finished speaking, he talked about the previous topic again:

"Brother Huang, the two of us are sworn to exchange tokens. You need a broken cattail fan. It doesn't make sense. How about a folding fan? I'm drawing a picture of chickens eating rice for you on that fan, and I'll take it out a few hundred years later. It's an antique."

Huang Shaohong shook his head with a smile, and pointed at the fan in Uncle Da's hand: "I want to see that first!"

Seeing that he had made up his mind, Li Xiuyuan turned his head and stretched out his hand to Uncle Da: "Bring it here."

Uncle Da looked stupid, shook his head and said:

"No, my fan"

Li Xiuyuan showed a smile, and discussed: "Hey, bring it!"

"No oops!"

Before the word "give" that Uncle Da didn't give was out of his mouth, Li Xiuyuan rushed over and beat him violently, then grabbed the cattail leaf fan and handed it to Huang Shaohong with a smile:
"Brother Huang, please accept it!"

Huang Shaohong took the cattail fan and knew it was a treasure as soon as he touched it. Although the appearance was the same as an ordinary cattail fan, the material was neither gold, iron nor wood. It was obviously a magic weapon refined with special materials and magic power.

And although the surface is ordinary, the charm is hidden inside, which is in line with the saying that the gods are self-obscuring.

Huang Shaohong immediately confirmed that this must be the "fan of thoughts" in the original plot!

He was overjoyed in his heart, knowing that this treasure is of great use to him. He remembered that in the original plot, after Li Xiuyuan recovered the memory of subduing the dragon, he used this fan to invite Patriarch Bodhidharma to his upper body, and obtained an invincible martial arts, beating the villains of the ninth generation. Damn don't even recognize it.

Huang Shaohong had an idea. He got a lot of exotic flowers and herbs in his luggage, such as Ganoderma lucidum and fairy grass, and fairy beans from the "Dragon Ball World".

These exotic flowers and plants are difficult to cultivate, and if they are used up, they will become a one-time treasure.

Take fairy beans as an example, he made a whole jar of them, and if they were eaten, they would be gone. When he was in other worlds, he also asked scientific researchers and botanists to cultivate them, and wanted to research the cultivation of fairy beans. method.

Even the genetic laboratory under his command to study the T virus was used, but he failed to plant and cultivate this fairy bean successfully.

Now that he has this "Wanted Fan", Huang Shaohong can definitely invite Qingdi or Shennong to gain the abilities of these two for a while.

I believe whether it is Shennong or Qingdi, with the ability of either of them, if they want to successfully cultivate Xiandou and Ganoderma lucidum, it is also a matter of hand.

Of course, there is still a small problem in the middle, that is, under the perception of Huang Shaohong's divine sense, this "Wishing and Things into a Fan" seems to have an owner, and this magic weapon should recognize the owner.

As for the person who recognized the master, Huang Shaohong glanced at Li Xiuyuan beside him, and believed that the answer was not difficult to guess.

But this problem is easy to solve, as long as the Li Xiuyuan in front of me promises to give this fan to himself, it will be fine. The words of the immortal Buddha are like the golden words of the emperor. empty talk.

Although this Li Xiuyuan was transformed by illusion, Huang Shaohong guessed that the transformed person must be his true self. As long as he agrees, the effect will be the same.

For a split second, Huang Shaohong's mind was full of thoughts, then he held the fan and said with a smile:

"If you and I are sworn brothers, how about I take this fan as a token? As for my token."

Huang Shaohong reached into his cuff, and actually took out a longan-sized Dongzhu from his luggage:
"Just this bead worth ten thousand gold, how about it?"

Li Xiuyuan's eyes disappeared from laughter:
"Okay, you and my brother, love is stronger than gold, it's not too late, let's go to my yard at the back, chop off the chicken head, burn the yellow paper, and worship immediately!"

He took Huang Shaohong's hand and walked towards the back, at the same time he greeted Laifu, and hurriedly worshiped the incense table and altar, and the two of them could become sworn brothers.

Bai Suzhen shook her head with a smile, and then followed. Uncle Da also got up from the ground, and followed behind madly, shouting incessantly:
"Fan fan, fan fan"

Arriving at the courtyard where Li Xiuyuan lived alone, the incense case and altar were quickly set up under the busyness of Laifu’s commanding servants. On the incense case was a statue of Guan Erye and several offerings. The futon is convenient for two people to kneel and worship.

Li Xiuyuan pulled Huang Shaohong to kneel, but the latter grabbed him: "Are you sure we two want to kneel to Guan Gong?"

"It's natural, sworn worship, there is no one who doesn't kneel to Guan Gong, hurry up!"

Huang Shaohong was urged helplessly by him, thinking about the fan again in his heart, he just clasped his fists at the statue and thought in his heart: "Second Master Guan, I will worship your loyalty and courage, and your eternal reputation!"

Bite the bullet and kneel down to the statue with Li Xiuyuan.

'click'

As soon as the two legs bent and before they knelt down, a hole was split in the base of the statue.

Just as Huang Shaohong was about to say something, Li Xiuyuan hurriedly said: "This statue is old, and the wood is probably cracked. It doesn't matter, what we value is this kindness, come and worship me!"

The two of them bent their knees down again, and before they touched the futon, the idol exploded into pieces with a bang.

Huang Shaohong shook his head and smiled wryly. One of him and Li Xiuyuan was a Taoist true immortal, and the other was a Buddhist venerable. Guan Erye only became a god after his death. His statue of the old man really couldn't bear their worship.

Li Xiuyuan was stunned: "What's going on? It's just a bow, why did it explode!"

But he thought in his heart, could it be that my intentions were not fulfilled, and my greed for money was sensed by Guan Erye, suggesting that this would be the case?
Li Xiuyuan shook his head vigorously, thinking no way, that bead is worth tens of thousands of gold, he must get it, and there is such a rich brother, who is blessed to share, isn't it just a long-term meal ticket!

Thinking of this, Li Xiuyuan decided in his heart that he must resolutely continue the worship, pointing to the sky;

"Let's become sworn brothers, why don't we just worship God!"

Huang Shaohong thought about it, although the two of them are gods and arhats, there is still nothing wrong with worshiping the sky, so he readily agreed, and under the witness of Bai Suzhen, Lai Fu, and Uncle Da, the two of them knelt on the futon, held three sticks of incense, and looked at Sky!

Then Li Xiuyuan said to Huang Shaohong: "Brother Huang, just follow me and say something, I say something, you say something!"

Huang Shaohong nodded and said, "Okay!"

Seeing that he agreed, Li Xiuyuan said loudly:

"By God, I, Li Xiuyuan, became brothers with different surnames with Huang Shaohong today."

Huang Shaohong wanted the fan, but he said helplessly: "God is above, I, Huang Shaohong, today became brothers with different surnames with Li Xiuyuan."

Huang and Li said together: "Blessings are shared, there are difficulties &*#￥(#("

In this sentence, both of them said "blessed and shared" very clearly, but when it came to the next sentence of "difficult and difficult together", both of them said it very vaguely.

In fact, these two things are thinking in their hearts, "It's difficult for him to take it"!
Next, "I can't be born in the same year, the same month, and the same day, but I hope to die in the same year, the same month, and the same day." The second half of this sentence is also extremely vague to fool the past.

One of the two is for the magic weapon fan, and the other is for the other's money and wealth. Neither of them can commit suicide for the other, so neither of them pointed out the ambiguity of the other's words.

Finally, Li Xiuyuan said loudly:

"If you break this oath, you will be struck by lightning!"

Huang Shaohong could only say something along with him.

After the two finished speaking, they got up and put the three sticks of incense in their hands into the incense burner at the same time.

But at this moment, an accident happened.

Huang Shaohong felt a sudden wave of energy locked on to him, and then the danger was approaching, he dodged gracefully, and heard a 'boom', and it turned out that a thunderbolt fell down, right where he was standing just now.

Everyone at the scene was stunned. After a while, Li Xiuyuan pointed to the pit on the ground that was struck by lightning and emitted green smoke, and said to Huang Shaohong:
"Oh, brother Huang, you must have been insincere when you made the oath, because God sent down lightning to strike you."

Before Li Xiuyuan finished speaking, there was another thunder, and a bolt of lightning struck directly on top of his head.

Li Xiuyuan, who was split into an exploding head, his face was black, and his body was smoking, looked up to the sky, and suddenly shouted:
"Are you crooked, I swear I'm religious"

'Boom boom boom boom.'

Before he finished speaking, four thunderbolts struck his head again, and five thunderbolts struck his head!

At this time, the dark clouds were covering the sun, and Uncle Da instantly recovered his consciousness of the crouching tiger arhat. Looking at Li Xiuyuan, who was emitting green smoke all over the field, he said word by word:

"Subduing the dragon and returning to its place!"

In the next instant, the dark clouds dissipated and the sun reappeared, and Uncle Da returned to his silly appearance.

(End of this chapter)