Journey to the West: The Evil Monk of the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 56
Chen Xuan threatened with evil, and invited with affection, he half-pushed and half-leaved, the Bone Essence finally boarded the thief's boat, but even so, there were many disadvantages, because Chen Xuan's name was in the Bone Essence, and he was already a villain.

"Ma'am, it's agreed, let's go." Seeing the resentment of the bone spirit, Chen Xuan knew that it was not suitable to talk about his feelings, so he took a long way, hoping that the mountains and lakes would return his favor.

"Don't call me madam, I don't have that kind of relationship with you." Bone Demon was annoyed, and hoped that Chen Xuanmo would say something misunderstanding.

"What's that called?" Chen Xuan had no choice but to compromise in order to restore his favor.

"Whatever you want, but you can't be called madam." The Bone Essence said what she wanted, then turned around and left the cave, regardless of her injuries, she only hoped to reach Xitian as soon as possible.

"Good madam, then I will call you a lady from now on." Chen Xuan's eyes lit up, and he couldn't help being clever.

"No." The Bone Demon turned his head suddenly, with a furious expression on his face.

"Then cheap." Chen Xuan said expectantly.

"The obscene monk, if you do this again, don't blame yourself." The Bone Essence came in front of him, clenched his fists and was about to strike, but it hurt his injuries, and his body was on the verge of falling.

Seeing this, Chen Xuan hurriedly took out a pill, it was a panacea pill, it was something Chen Xuan dug from Zhen Yuanzi, so the pill was precious, so Zhen Yuanzi had nothing to spare, so in the end he only got three pills , Chen Xuan complained a lot about it.

"What is this..." Seeing the pill, Bone Essence was on the defensive, and was about to say something, but before he finished speaking, Chen Xuan stuffed it into his mouth, and the pill melted in his mouth, and he entered it in a blink of an eye belly.

Seeing this, Bone Essence inevitably went berserk again. Chen Xuan could only explain, saying that the elixir was miraculous, and it was hard to get it. Bone Essence was skeptical after hearing this, so he looked at it secretly, and saw that the injury was gone. Only then did the rainstorm turn overcast, so he could give some good medicine Face.

Chen Xuan breathed out secretly, thinking that falling in love is so difficult, it's still true when you are with Gui Ji, just take off your pants, and we will talk about everything later.

"Huh, let's not be wronged for the time being, and I will apologize to you first." Seeing Chen Xuan exhale, the bone spirit felt relieved, thinking that he was really suspicious, so he felt guilty, and his heart was also touched.

Seeing the progress, Chen Xuan lamented that the elixir was not bad, so he rolled down the slope and talked about the address again, hoping to gain more benefits and gradually capture the hearts of beauties.

However, as soon as he opened his mouth, the Bone Demon immediately refused, saying that the obscene monk would never think about it, so Chen Xuan had no choice but to give up. After all, he did not want to fail because of his eagerness for quick success.

After discussion, the two decided on a title, and from then on they called the White Bone Essence the White Bone.

The morning light has just swept the morning dew, and the new branches are just tender and sprouting.The time is just right, don't leave the white bones, welcome the vitality, go back to the wild roads and mountains, and go straight to the West Heaven Avenue.

With beautiful women as companions along the way, the long road will not feel tired, Chen Xuan jumps up and down to show his courtesies, and the bones dodge from left to right and shout tired.

When Rigao rose, it was close to the meal time, Chen Xuan went to the mountains and forests, looked for hares, and roasted them on a stand, intending to show off his culinary skills and increase his favorability. Although he forced the imperial chef away at the beginning, he learned a little bit of skills.

"Sure enough, he is not a serious monk." Seeing that Chen Xuan killed rabbits, plucked their fur, removed the organs and washed the blood, not only the technique was skillful, but also the grilling looked good, so he couldn't help but sarcastically said.

"My mother-in-law is not sensible. Although I am not a serious monk, I am a good man at home. Let me ask the world today, who is as talented as me, who can sing love songs and cook vegetables." Missed opportunity to show.

"Hmph, the drake's voice is extremely unpleasant." Bai Gu snorted coldly.

"Come on, I'm not good at singing, I admit it, but I'm good at roasting rabbits. If you don't believe me, try it later." Chen Xuan sprinkled a handful of ingredients, and then continued to roll the rabbits in the fire.

"Hmph, I'm a celestial being, I can feed on spirit energy, and why do I need food to wrap my stomach." Although Bai Gu was eager to try, but thinking of Chen Xuan's hatefulness, he decided not to accept his kindness.

"All right, all right, you're awesome." Chen Xuan was helpless, feeling that he had acted too hastily, and it seemed that if he wanted to achieve a good thing, he needed a long-term plan.

"Hmph." Although Bai Gu didn't understand what "beautiful" meant, but it was not a good word coming from Chen Xuan's mouth, so he didn't want to ask, so he found a place to meditate, and endured the temptation of the roasted rabbit aroma.

"Huh...huh, I knew 'hum' early in the morning, and one day I will let you give me a 'hum' in bed." Chen Xuan muttered softly, feeling a little bored, whoever called Bai Gu had this attitude towards him all morning.

"Hmph, shameless." Bone sneered, planning not to talk nonsense with Chen Xuan in the future.

After roasting the rabbit meat, the bones would not be eaten, so Chen Xuan could only kill himself. Then he summoned water dragons to wash his hands, and then extinguished the charcoal fire. Thinking that the mountain road was uninhabited, and the beauty was silent, he planned to hurry, so he summoned a bicycle to ride on.

"What kind of thing is this? It's so rare." Bone asked subconsciously when he saw the bicycle with novelty in his eyes.

"Hey, this thing is amazing. Not to mention that there will be no one in the future, there must be no one in the past. This is the only one in the world." Seeing the bones questioning, Chen Xuan was overjoyed, and when he bragged vigorously, I sigh in my heart, picking up girls still depends on the methods of the 21st century, singing love songs and grilling delicious food in novels are all fucking nonsense, now it would be even better if there is a sports car.

"Oh, such a rare thing, I don't know what its function is." The bones do not doubt that there is him, because they have never heard of it in previous lives.

"Girl, please sit in the back seat. The poor monk will demonstrate the magic for the girl." Chen Xuan patted the car seat, thinking about the magic formula in his heart, and saw a cloud seat stretched out from the back of the bicycle seat. Chen Xuan felt ashamed It is the hand of a famous artist.

It turned out that after Chen Xuan refined the bicycle, he knew that the body of the bicycle was made of cloud iron, so it could not only travel mountains and cross rivers, but also produce clouds, transform cushions, and hide body shape.

Although Bai Gu wanted to agree, but thought of Chen Xuan's shamelessness, he hesitated and didn't know what to do.

Seeing this, Chen Xuan knew that she was worried, so he added more fire, saying: "This thing can travel, and can make it to the west sky early."

Bai Gu heard that he could reach the western sky early, his eyes lit up, he sat on the back seat, and seeing Chen Xuan smiled back, his cheeks fluttered, and he said angrily: "I'm on my way, I hope to get rid of you as soon as possible, don't be too many obscene monks think."

"Come on, the Floating Cloud set off." Chen Xuan was overjoyed when he saw the changes in the bones, so he remembered the meritorious service of cycling, gave him the name Floating Cloud, and headed forward.

"Hehe." Seeing that the bones were powerless to control, but the thing moved quickly, he sighed in his heart when he saw the magic for the first time, and then he felt the breeze blowing on his face, so he relaxed his mind and body, and couldn't help laughing.

Hearing the laughter, Chen Xuan immediately braked, looked back at the bones, and said excitedly: "You laughed, you just laughed."

Bone was startled by the sudden braking, unable to defend himself, he fell headlong into Chen Xuan's arms, and then heard this, his face turned cold and said: "You heard wrong, if you don't move forward, I will go down and go on my own."

"You must have laughed, show me another smile." Chen Xuan was persistent, feeling that all the morning's courtesies were worth it.

"Stop talking nonsense, whether it will work or not." Bai Gu heard the frivolous words again, and his complexion immediately became a little ugly.

"If you don't laugh, don't laugh. Who cares?" Seeing being rejected, Chen Xuan muttered and continued on the road. He felt that there was still a long way to go to get this girl, but he was relieved, because the hard work always paid off.

Seeing that Chen Xuan didn't ask any more questions, Bai Gu let out his breath lightly, he was so ashamed that he didn't notice for a while, and almost let Chen Xuan see the joke, so he decided to treat each other more indifferently in the future, and didn't give him a chance to talk to him.

(End of this chapter)