Uncle's First Favorite Concubine
Chapter 1628 Xiao 6's poems make people laugh
Chapter 1628
"The rules haven't been announced yet, don't worry." He put his arms around her.
Surrounded by Liufeng and the others, they circled a space so that the two of them would not be squeezed.
Zheng Shaoqiu came to the stage: "Thank you for your participation, the top three will have rewards, and the money has already been placed here. As for who will win, it depends on you."
Raising their hands, a row of servants came out carrying a plate of white money one by one.
"Wow... so much money, even if I desperately want to win it!"
Everyone is scrambling to be the first to be excited.
Zheng Shaoqiu signaled the steward to promulgate the rules, and he looked at the Xiaoliu couple who stepped down from the stage.
Nodding slightly, he walked up to the head and sat down, then said a few words to the servants.
The servants quickly came to Xiao Liu's side: "Young master invites you two to come to the stage to watch, this way please." He stretched out his hand.
Nangong Han led Xiao Liu up to sit down.
"My lord, my concubine." Zheng Shaoqiu cupped his hands.
"There's no need to be too polite." Nangong Han nodded.
The steward began to talk about the rules: "Let's come up with a question first. Everyone looks at the picture and writes a poem. If the work is not particularly bad within a stick of incense, you can get a badge and continue to the next round."
Then the steward turned around, looked at the boss and cupped his hands: "Master, please come up with a question."
The servant came over with a tray with pen, ink, paper and inkstone on it.
Zheng Shaoqiu looked at Nangong Han and Xiaoliu: "How about, how about the two of you writing the question?"
Nangonghan glanced at him indifferently, with only one meaning: die.
Zheng Shaoqiu touched his nose, then looked at Logan.
Xiao Liu immediately took the brush and began to draw on the paper.
With a few rough strokes, I drew a fish-like monster with wings.
"Come on, let's start." Xiao Liu smiled happily.
When the housekeeper got it, his mouth twitched, "The question has been asked, let's answer it."
At the beginning, everyone was talking about it, "What kind of thing is the painting, it's playing us on purpose."
However, some people still answered, and the answers were varied.
Zheng Shaoqiu asked in a low voice: "Princess, what did you draw?"
Xiao Liu rolled his eyes, and it said: Idiot, I don't understand this.
"There is a fish in Dark North, and its name is Kun. The Kun is so big that it can't fit in a pot!"
"Pfft..." Nangong Han sprayed directly.
"Cough cough cough..." Zheng Shaoqiu coughed non-stop.
Nangong Han wiped off the tea as if nothing had happened, and looked at her: "Good job!"
"That's right, hehe!" Xiao Liu smiled.
"Go back and ask someone to stew a big fish for you!" Nangong Han touched her head, wondering if the fish could nourish the brain.
If the child is also so stupid in the future, it will be fine.
Zheng Shaoqiu gave a thumbs up, "Good, good!"
The key is, he can't say.
In the first level, more than 100 people won.
Then there was a long line in the audience.
"Congratulations first, everyone. Now is the second level. Please ask this gentleman to come up with a question." The housekeeper was also afraid of Xiao Liu, afraid that she would make another mistake.
The gentleman drew a picture of bamboo. Bamboo has integrity, and it is the same thing that literati like to sing.
Now everyone stopped talking and started composing poems and lyrics.
Seeing Xiao Liu, he burst into laughter.
Nangong Han was puzzled: "What are you laughing at? What did you think of?"
"Uncle Huang, I thought of a poem. It's very good. Listen to it."
Nangong Han nodded, ready to comment.
"No bamboo makes people vulgar, and no meat makes people thin. Not vulgar but not thin, braised pork with bamboo shoots." Xiao Liu shook his head and said.
"puff……"
"Cough cough..."
Now Nangong Han and Zheng Shaoqiu switched, Zheng Shaoqiu sprayed, Nangong Han coughed.
"Isn't it good?" Xiao Liu tilted his head.
(End of this chapter)
"The rules haven't been announced yet, don't worry." He put his arms around her.
Surrounded by Liufeng and the others, they circled a space so that the two of them would not be squeezed.
Zheng Shaoqiu came to the stage: "Thank you for your participation, the top three will have rewards, and the money has already been placed here. As for who will win, it depends on you."
Raising their hands, a row of servants came out carrying a plate of white money one by one.
"Wow... so much money, even if I desperately want to win it!"
Everyone is scrambling to be the first to be excited.
Zheng Shaoqiu signaled the steward to promulgate the rules, and he looked at the Xiaoliu couple who stepped down from the stage.
Nodding slightly, he walked up to the head and sat down, then said a few words to the servants.
The servants quickly came to Xiao Liu's side: "Young master invites you two to come to the stage to watch, this way please." He stretched out his hand.
Nangong Han led Xiao Liu up to sit down.
"My lord, my concubine." Zheng Shaoqiu cupped his hands.
"There's no need to be too polite." Nangong Han nodded.
The steward began to talk about the rules: "Let's come up with a question first. Everyone looks at the picture and writes a poem. If the work is not particularly bad within a stick of incense, you can get a badge and continue to the next round."
Then the steward turned around, looked at the boss and cupped his hands: "Master, please come up with a question."
The servant came over with a tray with pen, ink, paper and inkstone on it.
Zheng Shaoqiu looked at Nangong Han and Xiaoliu: "How about, how about the two of you writing the question?"
Nangonghan glanced at him indifferently, with only one meaning: die.
Zheng Shaoqiu touched his nose, then looked at Logan.
Xiao Liu immediately took the brush and began to draw on the paper.
With a few rough strokes, I drew a fish-like monster with wings.
"Come on, let's start." Xiao Liu smiled happily.
When the housekeeper got it, his mouth twitched, "The question has been asked, let's answer it."
At the beginning, everyone was talking about it, "What kind of thing is the painting, it's playing us on purpose."
However, some people still answered, and the answers were varied.
Zheng Shaoqiu asked in a low voice: "Princess, what did you draw?"
Xiao Liu rolled his eyes, and it said: Idiot, I don't understand this.
"There is a fish in Dark North, and its name is Kun. The Kun is so big that it can't fit in a pot!"
"Pfft..." Nangong Han sprayed directly.
"Cough cough cough..." Zheng Shaoqiu coughed non-stop.
Nangong Han wiped off the tea as if nothing had happened, and looked at her: "Good job!"
"That's right, hehe!" Xiao Liu smiled.
"Go back and ask someone to stew a big fish for you!" Nangong Han touched her head, wondering if the fish could nourish the brain.
If the child is also so stupid in the future, it will be fine.
Zheng Shaoqiu gave a thumbs up, "Good, good!"
The key is, he can't say.
In the first level, more than 100 people won.
Then there was a long line in the audience.
"Congratulations first, everyone. Now is the second level. Please ask this gentleman to come up with a question." The housekeeper was also afraid of Xiao Liu, afraid that she would make another mistake.
The gentleman drew a picture of bamboo. Bamboo has integrity, and it is the same thing that literati like to sing.
Now everyone stopped talking and started composing poems and lyrics.
Seeing Xiao Liu, he burst into laughter.
Nangong Han was puzzled: "What are you laughing at? What did you think of?"
"Uncle Huang, I thought of a poem. It's very good. Listen to it."
Nangong Han nodded, ready to comment.
"No bamboo makes people vulgar, and no meat makes people thin. Not vulgar but not thin, braised pork with bamboo shoots." Xiao Liu shook his head and said.
"puff……"
"Cough cough..."
Now Nangong Han and Zheng Shaoqiu switched, Zheng Shaoqiu sprayed, Nangong Han coughed.
"Isn't it good?" Xiao Liu tilted his head.
(End of this chapter)
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