Uncle's First Favorite Concubine

Chapter 1629 I'm an ass

Nangonghan smiled helplessly, "Okay, the confrontation is neat and rhymes back and forth, not bad."

This is the implication that makes people...

"Do you really want to eat bamboo shoots?" How did he feel that she was ordering food instead of composing poems.

Xiao Liu stroked his chin and thought about it: "It seems a little bit, I want to eat braised bamboo shoots, stewed pig's trotters with bamboo shoots."

Nangong Han laughed: "Okay, let someone do it for you later."

"But, I want to eat right now." Xiao Liu blinked her innocent and lovely eyes.

He also touched his belly that was a little bit pregnant.

What Nangong Han could do, he had to let his servants do it.

Zheng Shaoqiu was faster than him, so he sent someone to bring it right away, "I opened this restaurant. The princess eats well, so just give me a review, so that I can take advantage of the wind."

Xiao Liu stopped talking while eating, "It's delicious, uh..."

"Eat slowly." Nangong Han wiped her mouth, like a starved ghost reincarnated, others should say that he abused pregnant women.

The competition has come to an end, Zheng Shaoqiu personally drew a landscape painting.

Xiao Liu read like a comment: "Looking at Mount Tai from a distance, it is black and dark, the top is thinner and the bottom is thicker. If you turn Mount Tai upside down, the bottom is thinner and the top is thicker."

Zheng Shaoqiu's outstretched hand just stopped.

Nangong Han nodded: "Very pertinent and realistic."

Alas, the poems made by other ladies are all elegant flowers and plants, but she is either eating or messing around.

Zheng Shaoqiu almost didn't cry.

In the end, among the three winners, Mr. and Mrs. below the second and third could not decide, so it was up to Zheng Shaoqiu and others to decide.

Nangonghan looked at the three men, those who could get to this point were all knowledgeable, if they could really select talents for the imperial court.

It is also a merit.

"This king proposes a question, Mei Hua, let the three of them do it."

He also happened to have a look at the level of talents in Jiangnan.

After finishing speaking, he looked at Xiao Liu, "Do you want to play another song?"

Xiao Liu waved his hand, "Forget it, I'm so good, I'm afraid of hurting their self-confidence, so I won't write poems this time."

She is so kind.

The three of them stepped forward and read out the poems they had written. The first two poems were majestic and high-spirited.

made by a third person.

Nangonghan nodded while holding the poem written by the examinee, "It's very artistic, not bad."

The man read his poems.

"Reclining Spring"

The dark plum smells the flowers, lying on the branches hurts the bottom.

Smell lying like water from a distance, easy to penetrate the spring green.

The shore is green, the shore is green, and the shore is green.

Xiao Liu burst out laughing, couldn't help himself, then lay down on the ground laughing wildly, and even hammered the ground: "Hahahaha...that's so funny...ahhahaha..."

Everyone was puzzled, especially the scholar who glared at Xiao Liu angrily.

"You actually said my poem is funny, it's too disrespectful, how is it funny?"

Nangong Han helped her to finish, "That's right, what's the problem?"

He just looked at the poems he wrote down, but he didn't listen to the poems read by the scholar.

"It's not funny, just listen to me." Xiao Liu hurriedly covered his mouth that wanted to laugh.

After enduring and enduring, I began to read:

"I'm Stupid"

I have no culture, my IQ is very low, if you ask me who I am, I am a big stupid ass.I'm a donkey, I'm a donkey, I'm a stupid donkey.

Everyone: "..."

At first they didn't realize it, but when they figured it out, everyone burst out laughing: "Hahahaha... stupid ass, dumb ass..."

Because the scholar has a strong accent, he recited the poem like this.

Everyone didn't think about it, Xiao Liu heard it right away.

Nangong Han couldn't help laughing, and gave Xiao Liu a pat on the back: "It's really funny."

(End of this chapter)