Early Tang Dynasty Concubine

Chapter 129 Censor, Can You Give Me A Way To Survive?
"Chen Churui, the official of Pingyang County, sees the emperor!~" Cheng Churui doesn't need to kneel when he sees Li Shimin, not to mention his identity, but based on legal principles, he has a real dragon jade card given by the Supreme Emperor, and that thing can see the emperor without kneeling .

"Mianli, it seems that you know that someone will intervene with you, but do you know what other people will intervene with you?" Li Shimin looked at Cheng Churui, since this kid dared to come to your door, it means that this matter may not be true, even if It is true and there is a reason, it's just that those clowns want to try Cheng Churui's skills.

"Oh! I can guess some, but I'd like to ask the adult who participated in me to repeat the crime of participating in me just now. No matter what, I have to give me a chance to defend myself!" Cheng Churui said with a smile, as if a little Not afraid.

That Lu Yushi had a very bad premonition in his heart, he felt as if he was going to be a victim, but at this time he had to speak even if he didn't speak!So justice said solemnly:
"Pingyang son-in-law, did you go to Chunmanlou in Pingkangfang yesterday?"

"went!"

"But where did you recite more than ten poems for a daughter of fireworks?"

"That's right!"

"But you won more than [-] coins in a bet?"

"I have to say this, winning money is really winning, but I really don't know the exact number. I didn't expect this adult to know it better than me, so let's say it! These are real things, is there any more?"

"Can you mention my emperor in that obscene place?"

"Well! Mentioned! What's the matter?"

Looking at the expression on Cheng Churui's face that I don't know what you mean, he admitted everything you asked, and it was not false at all, which made Lu Yushi feel confident that you can't run away without these, and I will let you Sit through the bottom of the prison.

"What's the matter? Do you know which one of the above is not a serious crime? You went to the place of fireworks as a son-in-law, and you recited poems for a daughter of fireworks, and finally gathered people to gamble. Your majesty, where do you put the face of my Tang Dynasty, where do you put your majesty?"

"Oh! That's all, you just say what crime I can be punished for?" Cheng Churui still asked with a smile.

Huh?Why didn't this kid play his cards according to the routine? Lu Yushi suddenly didn't know what to say. In the past, when he participated in other people, when the evidence was solid, those people had already knelt down and begged for mercy. With this mouth, he asked himself what crime he committed. Still the first one.

"Capital crime!" Lu Yushi said coldly.

"My censor, there is no way out. How can I say that I am also a son-in-law, right? Also, which one do you think is a capital offense for me? A son-in-law visiting a brothel? A capital offense?"

"This one doesn't lead to death, but it does require a heavy punishment!" Lu Yushi looked businesslike.

"Oh! So is it a capital offense for me to chat and write poems with Sister Yao, or is it a capital offense for me to gamble?"

"These few things don't lead to death. You insult the emperor is a death penalty, and these crimes combined must be death according to the law!"

"Oh, it seems that I really can't live without showing any affection?" Cheng Churui continued to ask.

Lu Yushi snorted coldly: "Huh! I remember the son-in-law once said that a prince's crime is the same as that of a commoner. Why did it happen to me?"

"Papa papa!" Cheng Churui applauded appreciatively, and then said: "Do you want to give me a little time to defend now? Why don't you give me a chance to defend myself. You can't just say what you want, right! "

"Your Majesty! Then can I speak for myself?" Cheng Churui ignored Lu Yushi, but turned around and saluted the Emperor.However, when Manchao Wenwu saw Cheng Churui's confident appearance, the worried people breathed a sigh of relief, and those who wanted to watch him play well, or those behind the scenes, also felt a thump in their hearts at this moment.It seems that this matter is not that simple.

"Sure!" Li Shimin said.

"Your Majesty, first of all, I want to say something. First, what Lu Yushi said is true. I did go to Pingkangfang yesterday. I did have a purpose for going there. It seems funny to say it, but That's true, my lords, if you really say it here, you can't laugh at me. I went there for a bite to eat. I took a few brothers there because I didn't dare to go alone. So I asked my brothers to give me courage. Have you seen any children who go to the kiln to take eight or nine-year-old children.

What I'm going to eat is the fruit there. I also heard that there are cold melons, melons, and pineapples!To be honest, many people may know that I have a bit of a mouth, but I have only seen those fruits at the emperor's place, but he didn't give them to me!I just ask for it as my brother-in-law and don’t give it to me.

That's why I went to Ping Kang Fang, of course!Many people may not believe what I said. This person has two mouths. I said that. If others want to say that I went to prostitutes, I can’t help it. Let’s put this aside.

After I arrived at Pingkangfang, I found that the fruit was quite delicious. The emperor can ask someone to inquire about what I do there other than eat fruit.I ate three tables by myself, and bought all the fruits there when I left. This is obvious to all!

I will continue to say, there is some kind of oiran there, I heard that it is the number one beauty, a group of male dolphins in heat, the woman made a topic and said to use her name as the topic, if the poem she made satisfies her, please The poet came into his house and played the lyre for him.I just want to write poetry, but I can’t write it for nothing. I need to pay money, and I have to pay five strings. I just want to eat fruits.

It’s also good to watch the excitement while eating fruit!Of course, I also made a song at the very beginning, called Dahai, it’s all women, women with mouths! "Hearing Cheng Churui's crooked poem, Li Shimin was overjoyed.

"This poem is good and easy to understand! Haha, Lao Cheng can also make several poems like this!" Cheng Yaojin laughed loudly.

"Originally, I was going to leave after watching the excitement, buy some fruit by the way, and give our daughter-in-law a taste of it when I go home. Who would have thought that a person would pop out at this time, it is our eldest son of Chai Guogong, Chai Lingwu, that is a big deal to me. I was cynic, but countless people testified at that time, that is to say, I have a great talent, why don't I come out to write poems, is it because I don't have that ability, and have all my previous poems been copied.

And Lord Gao Shilian's son also came out to disgust me. I'm a bit muddy, but I just can't stand the stimulation.That being the case, let's write two poems.Having said that, I also explained why I do poetry.

Next, I think my poem can’t be written in vain. How can I be regarded as one of the number one literati in Chang’an? It's..."

　Today I saw a friend ask me, the Chai family has a grudge against me!Really, hahaha... This is purely for personal reasons, not to say that I have a grudge against everyone with the surname Chai.

　　He played well when he was young, he always said that he was a descendant of the Chai family, anyway, his father always said, it’s nothing, it’s just that, the problem is that you can’t become too bad when you grow up, right? , Borrowing money or not repaying it is a trivial matter. It’s okay to mess with you behind your back and speak ill of you...

　　This kind of hatred slowly came out, so when I wrote this novel, I felt that I would vent it all at once, and everyone should take a look, there must be a villain in the book to set off the protagonist, so don’t worry, the basic operation... …

　　Besides, this book is just a novel. As for restoring history or something, that’s not ridiculous. There will be some plots in the novel in the future!Just look at it, and double-click it when you're happy... No!It’s just a random recommendation and favorite, hahaha
　　I’ve watched a lot of live broadcasts recently. It’s Chinese New Year, I’m so busy, I’m working overtime, and I’m sprinting in the last few days. As a man in the family, I have to buy new year’s goods. It’s hard for me at my age, everyone I understand, there may be fewer updates in the future, but starting next month, try to break out!hey-hey
　　


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