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Chapter 141 My God, What Do You Say
Chapter 141 My God, What Do You Say (2)
Jiang Yunxi and Lu Qinfeng live in Youya Garden, according to Lu Qinfeng, they want to relive the feeling when they first met.However, Lu Qinfeng went to work every day, and Jiang Yunxi was not idle alone. He came to Sunshine Holiday to play with Li Liner every day, but Li Liner's feet were inconvenient two days ago, and she basically stayed at home watching horror movies.
It was rare that Li Liner's feet could walk today, so Jiang Yunxi went out with her to tell her fortune.Yes, you read that right, these two chicks are indeed planning to go to fortune-telling.
The thing is actually like this. Li Liner feels that she has been very unlucky recently. In her words, she has been unlucky at her grandma's house, so she, who has never been superstitious, decided to be superstitious once. She has seen many fortune-telling stalls on the other side of the pedestrian street. , so they went straight there.
Sure enough, when they went there, they saw several people sitting peacefully, and there were a few small stools and a fortune-telling cylinder in front of the fortune-telling.
Li Liner was full of hope when she came, but she was a little disappointed when she saw that the fortune tellers were only about 40 years old.Subconsciously, she thought that someone who could tell fortunes must be kind-looking, gray-haired, and looked like a master of Taoism, not such a young person.
Seeing her frowning, Jiang Yunxi poked her waist with a smile, and said: "Let's go to the pedestrian street, there are no high-level people here, if there are, then they should be in the sky, not here Set up a street stall."
"No, I have to find someone to tell my fortune today." Li Lin'er insisted, and when she walked to the end, she finally saw an older, kinder-looking old man with graying hair, and decided to tell his fortune at his place.
The old fortune-teller studied Li Liner's palm prints carefully, and then looked at her face carefully. After asking her birthday time, he began to close his eyes, pinching his fingers to count something, and said something in his mouth. While muttering words.
After about ten minutes, the old fortune-teller opened his eyes and said solemnly: "Madam, your early relationship was a bit tortuous, but the days that followed were hard and rewarding, and you will soon marry a rich man. Live a happy and fulfilling life.”
Li Liner was overjoyed: "Really?"
Jiang Yunxi was highly skeptical of the fortune-teller's statement, and threatened: "Don't try to fool us, we pass by here every day, and if she doesn't marry a rich man in a few years, we will come to you Settle the bill."
The old fortune-teller glanced proudly at Jiang Yunxi who was speaking, looked at her face for a while, and then said, "You are already married."
"..." Jiang Yunxi still felt that the old fortune-teller was relying on deception.
Originally wanted to figure out why she was so unlucky recently, but was fooled by the old fortune teller. Li Liner also forgot all the unpleasant things she encountered recently, and asked with a smile: "How much?"
"Originally, my charge is very high, but today I have a destiny with you, so I will charge you 200 yuan." The old fortune-teller replied sympathetically.
"Damn, you still charge me 200 yuan if you are destined for me?!" Li Liner couldn't help laughing. She was shocked by the price. A colleague mentioned that the fortune-telling was only 30 yuan. How did she get 200 yuan?
The old fortune teller calmly pointed to a line of small white chalk characters on the ground, and said with a smile: "Look, palm reading is 100 yuan, face reading is 100 yuan, and the sum is 200 yuan. I didn't charge you a penny."
Jiang Yunxi calmly took out 200 yuan and handed it to him, then hurriedly dragged Li Liner away.
"Hey, he's stealing money!" Li Lin'er was still very angry, "What's his fate, I think he might as well go to the middle of the road, and install it when a Mercedes-Benz or BMW comes by!"
"Forget it, didn't you see the urban management hidden around the corner?" Jiang Yunxi turned her head and gestured with her eyes, and sure enough, as soon as they left, the urban management immediately ran towards the fortune-teller who set up a street stall, still yelling no ready to run.
"So, this old man is already old, and he has to outrun the city management to get the 200 yuan, which is not easy."
But Li Liner continued to complain: "But he fooled us with 200 yuan by just saying a few words, and I can't earn 200 yuan every day by working hard every day. What kind of world is this!"
"It's okay, I won't go back tonight, how about going to have a drink with you?"
"That's about the same. Let me tell you first. I don't have any money, so you pay the bill."
Jiang Yunxi nodded with a smile, and the two went to the beach. While the sea breeze was blowing, they sat down at a food stall with a large number of families, because the food is better cooked in places where many people eat. This is experience.
The waiter quickly came over with the menu. Seeing that she handed the menu to Jiang Yunxi first, Li Liner was unhappy and said, "Why do you only give it to her and not to me? Are you looking down on me?"
The waiter smiled slightly, then took out a menu from behind and handed it to her, and said politely: "I have another one here, and I'm about to pass it to you."
"It turns out that being a waiter is not easy. To order a dish, you have to learn how to do magic tricks first."
Hearing Li Liner's muttering, Jiang Yunxi held back a smile and ordered a table full of dishes and half a dozen old Qingdao.
Li Lin'er drank the first drink first, and said boldly: "Come, come, drink, drink, we two will not return tonight if we are not drunk!"
"You're all drunk, how can you go home?" Jiang Yunxi didn't dare to get drunk.
"Idiot, you wouldn't call your Qin Feng to pick you up." Li Liner asked back.
Jiang Yunxi: "He went back to City A today, and he won't be back until early tomorrow morning."
Li Lin'er smiled and said, "Hmph, I knew your Qin Feng couldn't let you fool around with me, so it turned out that he wasn't here."
The two talked in different directions, talking about junior high and high school for a while, and how fierce and annoying the head teacher was for a while, and finally talked about their respective feelings.
Destiny loves to joke with the two of them, because both of them have been divorced, the difference is that Jiang Yunxi is luckier, she met Lu Qinfeng who held her in his palm.And Li Liner has also experienced sweet love. Chen Jingzhi once told her over and over again that she is his most important person, but later found out that Li Liner was the only one who took this seriously.
The more they talked, the more they drank, until they drank all six bottles of old Qingdao, and they still felt that they were not satisfied, and wanted to continue drinking.
But the two of them were too lazy to eat a meal, and it was already eleven o'clock at night, so the waiter had to come over to urge them to pay the bill, because the food stall was about to close.
Jiang Yunxi was not drunk, but Li Liner was obviously a little drunk. Standing behind Jiang Yunxi, she stared crookedly at the squatting porcelain statue behind the cashier, and suddenly asked loudly: "Grandpa God of Wealth, what are you doing?" What are you dissatisfied with me? Why don't you let me win a two-color ball? You don't even let me win a consolation prize of five yuan, you are too stingy, you don't deserve to be the God of Wealth!"
(End of this chapter)
Jiang Yunxi and Lu Qinfeng live in Youya Garden, according to Lu Qinfeng, they want to relive the feeling when they first met.However, Lu Qinfeng went to work every day, and Jiang Yunxi was not idle alone. He came to Sunshine Holiday to play with Li Liner every day, but Li Liner's feet were inconvenient two days ago, and she basically stayed at home watching horror movies.
It was rare that Li Liner's feet could walk today, so Jiang Yunxi went out with her to tell her fortune.Yes, you read that right, these two chicks are indeed planning to go to fortune-telling.
The thing is actually like this. Li Liner feels that she has been very unlucky recently. In her words, she has been unlucky at her grandma's house, so she, who has never been superstitious, decided to be superstitious once. She has seen many fortune-telling stalls on the other side of the pedestrian street. , so they went straight there.
Sure enough, when they went there, they saw several people sitting peacefully, and there were a few small stools and a fortune-telling cylinder in front of the fortune-telling.
Li Liner was full of hope when she came, but she was a little disappointed when she saw that the fortune tellers were only about 40 years old.Subconsciously, she thought that someone who could tell fortunes must be kind-looking, gray-haired, and looked like a master of Taoism, not such a young person.
Seeing her frowning, Jiang Yunxi poked her waist with a smile, and said: "Let's go to the pedestrian street, there are no high-level people here, if there are, then they should be in the sky, not here Set up a street stall."
"No, I have to find someone to tell my fortune today." Li Lin'er insisted, and when she walked to the end, she finally saw an older, kinder-looking old man with graying hair, and decided to tell his fortune at his place.
The old fortune-teller studied Li Liner's palm prints carefully, and then looked at her face carefully. After asking her birthday time, he began to close his eyes, pinching his fingers to count something, and said something in his mouth. While muttering words.
After about ten minutes, the old fortune-teller opened his eyes and said solemnly: "Madam, your early relationship was a bit tortuous, but the days that followed were hard and rewarding, and you will soon marry a rich man. Live a happy and fulfilling life.”
Li Liner was overjoyed: "Really?"
Jiang Yunxi was highly skeptical of the fortune-teller's statement, and threatened: "Don't try to fool us, we pass by here every day, and if she doesn't marry a rich man in a few years, we will come to you Settle the bill."
The old fortune-teller glanced proudly at Jiang Yunxi who was speaking, looked at her face for a while, and then said, "You are already married."
"..." Jiang Yunxi still felt that the old fortune-teller was relying on deception.
Originally wanted to figure out why she was so unlucky recently, but was fooled by the old fortune teller. Li Liner also forgot all the unpleasant things she encountered recently, and asked with a smile: "How much?"
"Originally, my charge is very high, but today I have a destiny with you, so I will charge you 200 yuan." The old fortune-teller replied sympathetically.
"Damn, you still charge me 200 yuan if you are destined for me?!" Li Liner couldn't help laughing. She was shocked by the price. A colleague mentioned that the fortune-telling was only 30 yuan. How did she get 200 yuan?
The old fortune teller calmly pointed to a line of small white chalk characters on the ground, and said with a smile: "Look, palm reading is 100 yuan, face reading is 100 yuan, and the sum is 200 yuan. I didn't charge you a penny."
Jiang Yunxi calmly took out 200 yuan and handed it to him, then hurriedly dragged Li Liner away.
"Hey, he's stealing money!" Li Lin'er was still very angry, "What's his fate, I think he might as well go to the middle of the road, and install it when a Mercedes-Benz or BMW comes by!"
"Forget it, didn't you see the urban management hidden around the corner?" Jiang Yunxi turned her head and gestured with her eyes, and sure enough, as soon as they left, the urban management immediately ran towards the fortune-teller who set up a street stall, still yelling no ready to run.
"So, this old man is already old, and he has to outrun the city management to get the 200 yuan, which is not easy."
But Li Liner continued to complain: "But he fooled us with 200 yuan by just saying a few words, and I can't earn 200 yuan every day by working hard every day. What kind of world is this!"
"It's okay, I won't go back tonight, how about going to have a drink with you?"
"That's about the same. Let me tell you first. I don't have any money, so you pay the bill."
Jiang Yunxi nodded with a smile, and the two went to the beach. While the sea breeze was blowing, they sat down at a food stall with a large number of families, because the food is better cooked in places where many people eat. This is experience.
The waiter quickly came over with the menu. Seeing that she handed the menu to Jiang Yunxi first, Li Liner was unhappy and said, "Why do you only give it to her and not to me? Are you looking down on me?"
The waiter smiled slightly, then took out a menu from behind and handed it to her, and said politely: "I have another one here, and I'm about to pass it to you."
"It turns out that being a waiter is not easy. To order a dish, you have to learn how to do magic tricks first."
Hearing Li Liner's muttering, Jiang Yunxi held back a smile and ordered a table full of dishes and half a dozen old Qingdao.
Li Lin'er drank the first drink first, and said boldly: "Come, come, drink, drink, we two will not return tonight if we are not drunk!"
"You're all drunk, how can you go home?" Jiang Yunxi didn't dare to get drunk.
"Idiot, you wouldn't call your Qin Feng to pick you up." Li Liner asked back.
Jiang Yunxi: "He went back to City A today, and he won't be back until early tomorrow morning."
Li Lin'er smiled and said, "Hmph, I knew your Qin Feng couldn't let you fool around with me, so it turned out that he wasn't here."
The two talked in different directions, talking about junior high and high school for a while, and how fierce and annoying the head teacher was for a while, and finally talked about their respective feelings.
Destiny loves to joke with the two of them, because both of them have been divorced, the difference is that Jiang Yunxi is luckier, she met Lu Qinfeng who held her in his palm.And Li Liner has also experienced sweet love. Chen Jingzhi once told her over and over again that she is his most important person, but later found out that Li Liner was the only one who took this seriously.
The more they talked, the more they drank, until they drank all six bottles of old Qingdao, and they still felt that they were not satisfied, and wanted to continue drinking.
But the two of them were too lazy to eat a meal, and it was already eleven o'clock at night, so the waiter had to come over to urge them to pay the bill, because the food stall was about to close.
Jiang Yunxi was not drunk, but Li Liner was obviously a little drunk. Standing behind Jiang Yunxi, she stared crookedly at the squatting porcelain statue behind the cashier, and suddenly asked loudly: "Grandpa God of Wealth, what are you doing?" What are you dissatisfied with me? Why don't you let me win a two-color ball? You don't even let me win a consolation prize of five yuan, you are too stingy, you don't deserve to be the God of Wealth!"
(End of this chapter)
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