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Chapter 142 Sorry, I Was Wrong (1)
The cashier and the waiter were startled, and after fully understanding what she said, they couldn't help laughing. The cashier patiently explained: "Miss, what we worship here is Guan Gong, not the God of Wealth."

"Guan Gong? You said it was Guan Gong? No wonder you were holding a knife at night!" Li Liner pointed at the porcelain statue holding a big knife, blinked, and asked loudly: "Guan Gong, what do you do to me?" Unsatisfactory?"

Jiang Yunxi felt dizzy, every time Li Liner was drunk, she did this virtue, it would be a waste of saliva to reason with her, wait for the cashier to give her the change, and drag Li Liner away.

"I'm not drunk, I can walk by myself." Li Lin'er was blown by the sea breeze, narrowed her eyes comfortably, stood up straight, and walked forward step by step.

Jiang Yunxi had no choice but to follow her closely to prevent her from falling suddenly.

"Excuse me, elder sister, is Zhongshan all the way close to here? Is it far to walk?"

Li Liner stood still, and saw a man in a white shirt waiting for her answer. The key point was that he actually called her elder sister, but he looked like he was 35 years old!

Suddenly, she became angry: "You call me big sister? You are older than me, but you have the nerve to call me big sister. Believe it or not, I will call the police and arrest you, and I will sue you for defamation by the way!"

The man was obviously stunned. He swore that he never meant to say that she was old, he was just used to asking people like this.

Jiang Yunxi said hastily: "Zhongshan Road is quite far away from here, you should take a taxi."

"Thank you." The man nodded and fled before Li Liner continued to question.

Seeing him running away, Li Lin'er looked back at Jiang Yunxi, and asked, "Little girl, does your sister really look like a big sister? But I'm obviously only one year older than you, why am I already a big sister?"

"That person has bad eyesight, so ignore him!" Jiang Yunxi finally found the right words to comfort her.

"Then you have good eyesight, you look at me, do I really look that old?" Li Liner persisted on this question.

Jiang Yunxi twitched the corner of his mouth, thought for a while before answering: "I often video with you on the computer, so I don't feel it."

"You don't need to comfort me, I know it, I'm 27 years old, I'm old." Li Liner sighed, in fact, she was not drunk, really not very drunk, she said soberly: "Actually, I have always been drunk. I want to deceive myself and others, even myself, and feel that life is really meaningless."

The two walked and chatted, and when they got to the side of the road, there happened to be a banyan tree under the street lamp, and there was a stone tablet on it. Anyone who has seen this kind of stone tablet will know that the age and name of the tree are usually written on it.

Before the taxi came, Li Liner bent over curiously to study the words on the stele, and suddenly shouted in shock: "My God, I am actually older than this tree, girl, what do you think? How can I be older than this tree?"

Jiang Yunxi also took a closer look and found that not only Li Liner was older than this tree, but she herself was also older than this tree, which made her very sad.

Just when a taxi came over, they stopped the car quickly and fled in front of a banyan tree.

Li Liner held the key, but couldn't find the keyhole for a long time. She was so angry that she kicked the door twice, and said angrily: "You open the door as if you are sesame, open the door for me!"

Jiang Yunxi quickly reminded: "Linlin, you opened the wrong door, the opposite is our home."

"Really?" Li Lin'er just found the keyhole right now, then looked back at her suspiciously, and replied very seriously: "It's not wrong, look, the key can be inserted."

Jiang Yunxi was also a little confused, she seldom came here, and this door is opposite, the key point is that the two doors are exactly the same, and seeing that Li Liner really inserted the key in, she hurried forward and said: "Okay, Let me drive."

But no matter how much the key was turned, the door couldn't be opened. Just at this moment, footsteps came from inside the house.It's over, I really opened the wrong door.With a shaking of his hand, Jiang Yunxi originally wanted to forcefully pull out the key, but he heard a "cha", and the key snapped into the keyhole.

Yan Yan was awakened by the sound of Li Liner kicking the door. At first, he thought she was just kicking the door where she lived, but after listening carefully, he found that she was opening his door. Unable to turn anymore, he said loudly, "Li Lin'er, are you outside?"

"Haha..." Li Liner laughed, half sober and half drunk, and said, "Little girl, we really opened the wrong door."

Jiang Yunxi glared at her, and said, "I told you that you opened the wrong door a long time ago, but you still don't believe me, what should we do now?"

Yan Yan twisted the doorknob hard a few times, but the doorknob was still motionless, so he could only shout from inside: "Hey, what are you two crazy women doing? Let me out!"

Li Liner laughed again after hearing this, and then replied loudly: "Unfortunately, your lock is broken. I will call the property manager to unlock it for you tomorrow. Just wait."

"Open it for me now, or I won't let you go!" Yan Yan gritted his teeth angrily.

Jiang Yunxi was also affected by Li Liner's laughter, and answered the wrong question: "There is no need to specially make a pennant to thank us, it should be."

"You two dead women, don't say I didn't warn you, don't let me go out to see you two, or I will make you look good!" The door couldn't be opened, so Yan Yan could only grit his teeth and let out harsh words.

Jiang Yunxi and Li Lin'er laughed so hard that Li Lin'er could hear a smile in her voice, and said, "It's too outlandish for you to say that. We are all neighbors, and we should help each other."

Then, Yan Yan was speechless by the crazy words of these two women.

After laughing enough, Jiang Yunxi asked, "Linlin, what should we do now? Why don't we take a taxi back to Youya Garden."

"No, sister, I still have a spare key, hehe." After finishing speaking, Li Liner really took out another key from her bag.

Not long after they entered the house, they heard someone coming from the door. It should be Yan Yan who called the property management to ask someone to unlock the lock. It's so pitiful, the people's congress of the property management had to come to help unlock the lock at night.

Then Yan Yan rang their doorbell, Li Liner and Jiang Yunxi smiled and huddled together, if they didn't open the door, they wouldn't open it, if you have the ability, keep pressing and pressing!
After pressing it for about two to three minutes, Yan Yan became impatient and stopped pressing it.

It just so happened that the next day was the weekend, and because Li Liner refused to go back to work anyway, Du Yan simply came over to express his concern, and secondly, he wanted to invite her to dinner.In fact, after getting along for a short time, he found that Li Liner was different from those women who love to pretend. Being friends is very easy and you can talk about everything.

(End of this chapter)