Emperor Phoenix

Chapter 311

Respected royal family of the Chu family, hurry up and get a good night's sleep, recharge your energy and wait for the visit of a certain devil king.

The son's carriage was no longer visible. Qin Changge carried Xuexi into the chariot, and murmured face to face with his daughter, "Hey, Xixi, your brother heard that he can talk at the age of one, and you are more than one year old." It's one o'clock, why is there still no movement? It is said that the mother's IQ will be distributed equally to the children, and the former one will be used more, and the latter will be allocated less. You are not a mentally handicapped child, are you?"

Xuexi very much approved of her mother's perfect smile with six teeth - she only had those six teeth.

Xiao Jue at the side glared at the woman who had no taboos with a dark face—what bastard are you talking about?My daughter's pink makeup is cute, and her eyes are so clear and penetrating. Could she be an idiot?Just you and me, can idiots be born?

He was completely slanderous, but Qin Changge suddenly turned his head in a heartbeat, patted him on the shoulder, and showed an expression of "I can't be born, but with your genes, it's really hard to tell".

"I leave gently, just as I came lightly. I shook my sleeves without taking a cabbage with me."

Not to mention cabbage, Prince Xiao, who wished to move away all the toys from Guantang Palace, had already arrived in the original Nanmin territory after walking for a few days. Of course, this place now belongs to the Great Qin Kingdom and was renamed Min County.

The mountain in front is said to be called Jianfeng Mountain. It is named after the sharp shape of the mountain, which can be cut by the wind.

There is a narrow passage at the foot of the mountain, through which is the plain.

Today is a fine day, with a gentle breeze, and the lush mountains are verdant. Baozi is leaning on the side of the carriage, singing ditties in a very boring laziness, squinting his eyes, singing from two tigers to "don't pick wild flowers by the roadside". When there was no song to sing, he started to make up his own, and followed his fritters with a sad face-why do people with five tone deafness like to sing?

But this idea must never be shared with the master, he will smile and comfort you, and then sing more fiercely.

In desperation, he had no choice but to get mad at the twins. You Tiao'er took on the posture of the number one butler of Mr. Chu Rong, a rich man from the country in the future, and stared at the pair of twins in the carriage who were becoming more and more beautiful, "Miss Wan, Miss Miaoer, You two said that you would come out to serve the master, why don't you change your appearance? Are you trying to bring disaster to the master by showing off all the way like this?"

The twin little white rabbits were startled, and looked at each other timidly. Wan'er began to look for the eyebrow pencil in the bag, and You Tiao'er frowned again as a lesson, "Erow pencil? Is the eyebrow pencil useful? Use this." A handful of black mud was smeared on the ground.

The two little girls looked at the black mud with miserable expressions, please don't... it stinks.

"You Tiao, what are you doing? Why do you want to paint your face?" Baozi turned his head leisurely, his big eyes swept around the face of the twins who were about to cry, and turned to stare at You Tiao, "You really despise my existence, don't you?" ? You don’t give me face, don’t you? I am a majestic Yushu Linfeng, everyone loves flowers and sees flowers blooming. A pear tree crushing begonias, Prince Xiao, will I not be able to cover the two girls?”

After a pause, he said happily again: "Well, if I really can't cover it, I can give her two to the King of the Mountain to change her life."

You Tiao'er stared at his master with a black line on his face, hissing gas from between his teeth. Really, the biggest truth I discovered with him all these years is: there is no most shameless, only more shameless.

Just as he was about to despise his master, a whistle sounded in front of him, the sound was sharp, and it blatantly split the silent air.

Immediately, a few ropes swung down from the livid cliff, and several masked men in black came down slowly along the ropes, with vigorous postures and quick gait, they were obviously Lianjiazi.

At the same time, there were figures constantly appearing in the dense grass all around, surrounded by the front, back, left, and right sides, with a big blade dangling brightly in his hand, dazzling people's eyes.

You Tiao'er gasped, eyes staring like abacus beads, "Strong, strong, strong... thief!"

"Strong, strong, strong, strong... Thief!" Baozi screamed, throwing himself on You Tiao'er, weeping, "You Tiao'er, we have really met a thief who cut the trail, he looks pretty awesome, There is still a formation, what should I do, what should I do?"

You Tiao'er stared suspiciously at his master—are you afraid?Are you sure you are scared?How do I feel that you are so happy?

But the other party really didn't look like an ordinary bandit, with a calm momentum and a dignified posture. He hadn't said a word since he appeared, as if he was waiting for follow-up orders. You Tiao'er worriedly called Xiao Jiujiu—couldn't he be a bandit?Could it be an assassination team under the banner of robbers?
"Hey," Baozi was not patient. He couldn't wait for someone to sing "I opened this mountain". He put his hands together and started shouting, "Grandfathers, do you want to rob? Do you want to kill? Do you want to rob a man or a woman?" If you want a boy, you have a ready-made neutral boy, if you want a girl, you have the cutest loli twins, if you want silver, you have a box of gold leaves, if you want..."

"want you."

A certain year, a certain month, a certain day.

The fairy music is faint, the stratus cloud is faint, and the stratus cloud is ten thousand, blossoming.

"Hey, this Jiuhua meeting, I heard that the spirit of the immortal is coming?" Emperor Weng Donghua whispered in his ear.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?" Wuyue Xingjun leaned over the desk and showed a thunderous expression.

"Old gentleman, you didn't say it earlier! As soon as the immortal comes back, those flowers, plants, pearls, precious elixir, and dew will suffer immediately. They will die, die, die..."

"Oh, my millennium Lingshanzhi is still hanging outside the yard, don't let her see it and use it to pad the table."

"Recently, because of her absence, my jasper pestle was taken out of the eighth-layer locked box to bathe in the sky, and I haven't had time to put it back... No, no, I have to pack it up, I'll go first."

"Wait for me, my newly adopted Tong'er is good-looking, don't let her fancy her again and ask her to dress up as a girl..."

"Where can you hide, big living?"

"Send him to the lower realms!"

"Isn't it too miserable?"

"It's better than being favored by Shangxian!"

"Why are you running in such a hurry?" The well-known chronic Ziyu Qingzhen King was in meditation at all times, pausing for a second every time he said a word, "I just came back, and I'm still recovering from sleep."

After he finished speaking, those Ganoderma lucidums were also put away, the jasper pestle was locked again, the eight ways became nine ways, and they hid in the cave. A lingering and lingering love that shocked the world and wept ghosts and gods to death.

"Really? She has come back after all the calamities? Emperor Zun must be very happy. This session of Jiuhua Club may be able to drink the Jiutian Yulu treasured by God Zun." Donghua Dijun, a well-known good man in Tiangong, frowned worriedly at all times, Even if it's a happy thing.

"And many people will forget to eat and drink because of her. We can drink more." Lingbao Tianzun, who likes good wine, took a deep breath intoxicated, as if he had already smelled the fragrance of Yulu in the clouds.

Laojun glanced at him contemptuously, pulled off a white cloud and handed it to Lingbao Tianzun, "Wipe your mouth, the saliva will fall into the mortal world, maybe it will be another rainstorm."

Lingbao Tianzun wiped his mouth embarrassingly, Laojun sighed, "Come on, what to eat and drink, this Jiuhua meeting, it would be nice to be able to sit firmly on the buttocks, we have a good relationship, Laojun and I Just a reminder, remember to sit at the door, it’s more convenient to ride the clouds.”

"how?"

"Have you forgotten Xuanyin Yuanjun and Yousheng Zhenjun?" The old gentleman seemed to be resting his head in annoyance, but his eyes shone brightly, "Those two are back too, yes, the three of them together, it's a good show It's on again."

"Isn't it just a triangular entanglement?" King Yuqingzhen continued slowly, "Shangxian said earlier that she would not marry until she had skin and white hair, but we will never grow old. How can there be a day when chicken skin and white hair? It's obvious that we won't marry." Get married, let’s make trouble, after a few months of cleansing, it’s coming again.”

"It is said that Shangxian came back last and wanted to return directly to his lazy cloud nest from Tianguai Xiaolu, but was blocked by Xuanyin Yuanjun who came back a moment earlier and was waiting in front of the gate of Tiangong, just in time to go out. God Erlang who is walking the dog, Shangxian immediately threw a bone at Xuanyin Yuanjun, and then..."

"Then Yuanjun is angry?"

"Then the roaring dog rushed over." Laojun looked contemptuously at Lingbao Tianzun who was not very bright.

"Tsk tsk... Poor Xuanyin Yuanjun, the famous general of the Eight Desolation Warlord, but the Xiaotian dog is also a god dog after all, how could he lose his composure like this with a single bone?"

"Your news is really closed. Long before Shangxian went down to the world, Xiaotian dog fed her so much that it pointed east and north, and even Erlang God couldn't move it. It is said that the bones fed by Shangxian are more magical. There is a bone in it. What...poppy marijuana, fellow Taoists, what is this?"

All the powerful and omnipotent super immortals shook their heads in unison.

"A group of people who have no common sense..." Laojun said sadly: "In short, when Xuanyin Yuanjun and Xiaotiangou were entangled, Shangxian had already slipped away, and after only a few steps, God blesses you in the water environment. Sheng Zhenjun was playing the piano in front, and there were a bunch of fairy birds squatting on the ground, their necks were raised and they were fascinated by the sound, one of them was accidentally stepped on by the Shangxian, and immediately started quacking, and the Shangxian didn't have time to run away."

"If the bird doesn't sing, don't try to run away. It's true that the real king is playing the piano, but it's true when you wait for people. The song Fengqiuhuang has been playing since he came back until today. I can hear the oil in my ears." Lingbao Tianzun ear, popping the earwax out.

The earwax drew a sturdy arc, roaring straight into the lower realm.

It is said that that day, there was a very lucky idiot in the lower realm, who resigned and went into business and ended up penniless. After a few days of sleeping on the flyover, picking up newspapers and eating leftovers, he really couldn't bear such poverty, so he climbed the famous "Tianya Haijiao" boulder in a certain place About to commit suicide, he suddenly heard a loud noise from the sky, something whizzed towards him, the golden light shone a thousand times, and he knocked him unconscious with a slap. After waking up, his IQ improved greatly, and he suddenly realized the way to make money. He has a great reputation and is also very good at hype. He specializes in digging pits and walls for celebrities to dig sewers. The ridiculous quotations are popular on the Internet.

(End of this chapter)