Emperor Phoenix

Chapter 312

Of course, this is something for later.

The top priority is how to land safely under the attack of the most powerful love triangle in Jiuchongtian. Analyzing the movements and personalities of the three main characters is the most important task. , such a beautiful person made of clouds made of water, although his temperament is a little colder, but he has always been gentle and considerate to Shangxian, no one would be embarrassed to let him down."

"Going to meet him?" Emperor Donghua's eyes lit up, and he said fascinatedly: "Handsome men and beautiful women, looking at each other, with the sound of the piano on the top, fairy birds soaring in the middle, and auspicious clouds hovering below, what a beautiful scene what……"

"That only lasted for a quarter of an hour, and Xuanyin Yuanjun is still chasing after him," the old gentleman sighed, "But the Shangxian is the Shangxian, and she is the only one who can seduce the two famous sages of Jiuchongtian to such an extent. There are so many fairies and saints drooling over those two people, and I didn't see them raise their eyelids, just staring at the Lingyuan Shangxian every minute..."

"Old gentleman, what you said is so pointless!" Lingbao Tianzun unceremoniously interrupted someone's wandering train of thought.

"What's the point? The point is which fairy girl can compare with Lingyuan Shangxian? The point is that Lingyuan Shangxian told Yousheng Zhenjun that after returning from calamity, he has been contaminated with a lot of mortal dust, so he has to go to Yaobo Chi take a bath first, and sincerely invite Yousheng Zhenjun, who is also tainted with dust, to take a mandarin duck bath together..."

"What a blessing to fly!"

"Poor Yousheng Zhenjun, after waiting for N days, he was still defeated."

Laojun nodded appreciatively to Donghua Emperor with sharp eyes and experienced summary, "It is still the emperor who understands the true emperor, such a quiet gentleman, even if there are a million jade skin and snow skin that Xiao wants to be immortal, he is definitely embarrassed to be here. It's a pity, a pity that Yaobo Pond openly took a mandarin duck bath with Shangxian..."

"Old brothers," Laojun patted the shoulders of Dijun and Tianzun, his eyes were both excited and sad, and he made a concluding speech, "At the Jiuhua meeting, the show is starting, hurry up and find out the dust-taking mirror at the bottom of your box , Tiangong, it’s been a long time since it’s so lively and beautiful.”

The top of the Nine Layers, Jiuhua Peak, a mountain is completely covered in clouds and mist.

The three-yearly Jiuhua Festival of the Immortal Palace was held again. Early in the morning, the fairies under the Queen Mother went to the Oriental Golden Crow Palace to collect some high-grade neon clouds, and painted them on the top and bottom of Jiuhua Peak. Today, the five colors are blurred, the colorful lights are dense, and there are all kinds of gods who come to the meeting, stealthily flying clouds, flying rainbows like practice, and the sound of whistling.

Laojun and a few old brothers, stepping on the cyan auspicious cloud with the word "Dou rate" on it, landed in Jiuhua Palace early, and sternly refused the first seats arranged by the fairies, saying, "Recently, I occasionally have diarrhea symptoms. It is convenient to rely on the palace gate." He forced himself to squeeze together with a group of little fairies.

The auspicious clouds with the characters of various palaces lined up in three rows in front of Jiuhua Palace, and none of the three arrived. Seeing that the grand event was coming soon and the gate of the palace would be closed for latecomers, the fairies stretched their necks and looked anxiously.

"I'm coming!"

With a swish, Laojun rushed out with the agility that the old man couldn't achieve, and saw a yellow cloud floating obliquely in front of him. There was no decoration on the cloud, only the words "Lazy Cloud Nest" were painted on in a mess. The writing is so scribbled that no one can see it.

Followed by Xuanyin Yuanjun riding a black dragon and Yusheng Zhenjun riding the water, the black dragon scale armor under the former is bright and powerful, while the water flow under the latter's feet is indeterminate and crystal clear, and the fairies of Jiuhua Palace are all together With a bang, hundreds of peach blossoms popped out of the air.

Then when the unparalleled and unparalleled Lingyuan Immortal poked his head out lazily and curiously, he shouted that the peach blossoms were all ashamed and defeated.

The female fairies watched Lingyuan Shangxian climb down Lazy Cloud Nest with envy, and despised her for bringing her civet cat, Agui, to cheat for food and drink, but the male gods mobilized all the gossip cells in their bodies with great interest, staring at her. Looking at the two great sages who seemed to bow down and be humble, but actually did not cooperate at all.

How could Xuanyin Yuanjun's sleeves dance without wind?
Zhenjun Yousheng returned the gift, why did he suddenly lean over?
Why is there suddenly a swirling airflow underneath?

Why did Uncle Yu's table suddenly fall over?

Fortunately, Laojun moved his table to the entrance of the hall—tsk tsk, there was a commotion at the door, do you want to move the table to the outside steps?

Xian'e stepped forward to lead the way, and led the three of them into their seats—tsk tsk, why are they so far away from each other, almost separated by a screen, can't it be, are they really going to fight?
I heard that when Lingyuan experienced calamities in the upper and lower realms, the two hurriedly followed them. They were at loggerheads when distributing their fates, and they even rolled the dice. In desperation, Zhenjun Yousheng became a blue-faced confidant, Xuanyin Yuan Jun went through untold hardships to embrace the beauty.

But I heard that the dice was tampered with, and it has nothing to do with the upright Xuanyin Yuanjun. It was a trick played by his cheerleaders.

The world is full of ups and downs, life and death, go back to Tiangong and continue chasing beauties, Xuanyin Yuanjun is domineering and enthusiastic, Yousheng Zhenjun is gentle and meticulous, they are all first-class gods with status, appearance and popularity in Jiuchongtian, it depends on Lingyuan Who will belong to Shangxian's heart?

Alas... Difficult... Can I be NP?

After drinking for three rounds, there is a pile of flat peach kernels.

Only the delicacies and fresh fruits in front of the two remained intact. Mr. Xuanyinyuan's eyes were burning, and he had no intention of eating food and caring about beautiful women. He was full of thoughts about how Lingyuan had been husband and wife with him in the lower realm for more than ten years. Why not extend the fate of the mortal world to the fairy world?From then on, the sea of ​​clouds soars all over the world to enjoy the wilderness?How logical would that be...

Yousheng Zhenjun lowered his eyebrows and narrowed his eyes, calm as water, occasionally flying a little gentle gaze, flowing over the surface of Lingyuan like water... The lower world has passed through several generations, and I have given you Xuanyin Yuanjun every time. Returning to the position, even if it is not good, you should start again. You can't teach you to take all the good things, right?
The two occasionally raised their eyes, and when they met, there was a burst of crackling lightning flashing in the lingering fairy clouds, so that the electric mother always thought that the electron microscope on her chest was exposed, and kept touching and touching, which attracted the lecherous Lei Gong to look and look. The honest Fengshen couldn't see it, and whispered in Dianmu's ear, "Hey, that, you have to touch it back." He was knocked to the ground by Dianmu's PIA.

But how could the immortals have the mood to pay attention to the misunderstanding in that corner, and they all stared at the two with bright eyes. The male gods were more supportive of Xuanyin Yuanjun, and felt that such an upright and upright husband was the most worthy of a bad Shui Lingyuan Goddess, with such an immortal monarch, there is no guarantee that Lingyuan will gradually be influenced and transformed into an immortal in the future, and our hard days will be over. What a beautiful prospect...

The female fairies spontaneously became the cheerleaders of Yousheng Zhenjun. What a joke, such a quiet and gentle man with a charm like water is the source of charm that women all over the world cannot escape. Our women's motherhood and compassion, dedicated It was prepared for this kind of sad man. I think back then when I saw Chu Feihuan in that life in front of the dust-taking mirror, he struggled and waited all his life, sacrificing everything just to protect the great love of life and death. As a result, there was a lot of rain in the lower realm during that time, which almost caused floods. In the end, the Jade Emperor ordered people to disperse the crowd in exchange for the rain to stop. After returning to their positions, the female fairies quickly formed a fan group, and clearly showed the banner of "resolutely defending You Lingpei". Zhang Luo pulled up the flag and demonstrated against Xuanyin Yuanjun.

Suddenly thunder and lightning flashed, and the dark tide surged. As soon as Xuanyin Yuanjun raised his sleeves, a fairy dressed in a fairy costume fainted on him and spilled a sleeve of wine on him.

As soon as Zhenjun Yousheng turned his head, a male god immediately offered a love thread, and randomly led his eyes to the cats, cats and dogs on the side.

The men and horses on both sides fought with each other with their eyes, but left the master aside.

Ling Yuan lazily gnawed on the peaches on the table, eye to eye with Agui who was holding a flat peach and was gnawing. Put a peach or a pot of wine on the table of Jun or Yousheng Zhenjun.

"Hey, so many kernels for fur?" Lingyuan picked up a peach kernel and threw it into the pocket that Agui was wearing.

"Concealed weapons, darts, or make a set of mahjong tiles." Agui didn't lift his head.

"Fight with whom?"

"Xuanyin, Yousheng, you, me." Agui always used concise words and had a serious expression.

"Do you think it's possible for them to accompany us to play mahjong quietly?" Ling Yuan glanced at the two beautiful men who weaved a net with their eyes, wanted to toast but couldn't move because of the crowd, and sighed, "I don't want to fight today , I don’t want to fight, I don’t want to provide gossip to entertain people, what do you think is a good way?”

"Master, you will always marry someone."

"Playing mahjong first, getting married is a troublesome thing, and troublesome things should be delayed."

"Okay then, let's play mahjong, the winner is out."

"Good plan!" Lingyuan's eyes lit up, and he patted Agui's head in joy, "You are indeed the most evil cat in Jiuchongtian!"

He stretched out his hand to catch Baiyun, wrote a few words indiscriminately, pulled it in half, Agui flicked his tail, and slapped Yunxin towards the two beautiful men.

Immediately, a female fairy flew up, and the colorful silk flower baskets with five colors were practiced to block the white cloud from Xuanyin Yuanjun, and the male gods were not to be outdone, and each sacrificial weapon intercepted the cloud from Yousheng Zhenjun.

"Boom", "crack", "bang", "kuang"!
The sound spread outside the hall and reached the top of the Nine Heavens. At that time, the Golden Crow was in full swing, so startled by the sound, he stumbled and fell to the Imperial Sun Terrace.

So on that day, there was a total solar eclipse in the lower realm, which was rare in a hundred years.

The hall was a mess, jade liquid flowed horizontally, peach pits were everywhere, fragrant pastel silk was soaked in sewage, and bright treasures fell to dust.

Whenever these three people appear together, the chaos repeats for the [-]th time.

Lingyuan looked back with a smile, and made a "be safe and don't be impatient" gesture to his frowning brother and sister-in-law, the supreme ruler of the Tiangong above the palace.

(End of this chapter)