High-priced abandoned woman marry one get two free

Chapter 92 The First Floor in the World (2)
Liu Yunhe also hooked the corners of his mouth, got off the horse and carried the big and small two treasures off the carriage, and everyone got off the horse and took out dry food and water to satisfy their hunger.

Xiang Qing found a natural rocky place, and while holding back, she picked up a broken branch and planed the hole. While digging, it suddenly occurred to her that this move was just a temporary excrement and digging a latrine?She couldn't help laughing out loud, but she almost couldn't hold back and pulled her on her body. She was so embarrassed that her cheeks were hot, and she thought to herself that it was fortunate that no one saw it, otherwise it would be a shame. After digging the hole, she shook off the branch to solve the problem.

"It stinks!" Xiang Qing covered her mouth and nose, eating too much pumpkin.

"What's the smell? It smells so bad?" Suddenly, a lazy male voice came from the other side of the rock.

Xiang Qing's scalp tingles, I rub it, isn't it so bad, you can meet people even by pulling wild shit in the wild mountains, is it a man?
"What stinks so badly that it woke up the young master? Could it be a dung beetle?" Footsteps sounded, and a cloud-colored robe fluttered out.

Xiang Qing yelled, "Don't come out!"

Yun Zixun, who was behind the rock, stopped in fright. He was as smart as him, and he had already guessed what was going on. It was probably someone who was full and pooped out here to solve the problem. When he thought of that scene, his stomach felt a little Tumbling, he immediately covered his mouth and nose, and said in dissatisfaction: "Elder sister, can't you go to other places? You are in the place where the young master is resting, and you want to make things difficult for the young master, right?"

"Shut up!" Xiang Qing shouted impatiently, isn't this person afraid of smell, it's useless to stand in the wind and smell the stench and talk about it with him?Damn it, how did she know there was someone here? If she knew, she wouldn't come here even if she pulled up her pants.

Yunzi couldn't stand the smell, and complained, "What did you eat? Why is it so stinky?"

Xiang Qing was almost fainted by his anger, you still don't want to leave even if you know it's smelly, do you want to eat it?What a fairy!

Yun Zixun didn't hear the other party's answer, and it was really smelly, so he said: "Take it easy, I'll sleep in another place!"

Finally gone!

Xiang Qing breathed a sigh of relief, and it happened that she also solved it, and touched her bosom, it was over, and she forgot to bring toilet paper, she immediately shouted: "Wait!"

Yun Zixun had just walked two steps when he heard a voice behind the stone, he stopped immediately and turned around and asked, "What are you doing?"

"Do you have toilet paper? Lend me some. I was in a hurry and forgot to bring it." Xiang Qing asked boldly.

Yun Zixun laughed loudly: "You didn't bring toilet paper?"

"Laughing hair!" Xiang Qing was annoyed by the laughter, is it funny not to bring toilet paper?

After laughing for a while, Yun Zixun said triumphantly: "I, Yun Zixun, traveled all over the world, and toilet paper is such an important thing that I always carry it with me."

"Bring it!" Xiang Qing said impatiently, her feet were almost numb.

Yun Zixun said: "I can give it to you, but a piece of toilet paper costs ten taels of silver."

Damn, I met a robber!

Xiang Qing took a deep breath, but took a breath of bad breath, immediately annoyed and annoyed, took out 30 taels from her bosom and threw it out: "Here are three!"

"Sister, your butt is so big? How many do you want three?" Yun Zixun picked up the money in the grass, then took out the toilet paper from his pocket and said, "I only have three, I have to keep one for myself. I'll give you two, and you'll just use it!"

Xiang Qingren: "Two are just two, bring them quickly!"

Yun Zixun gave her two pieces of toilet paper, then turned around and walked away happily with 30 taels of silver. Unexpectedly, he could earn 30 taels after a short break, haha.

Xiang Qing tidied up her clothes and came out. She saw a figure who needed a beating not far away. She snorted coldly and ran after him. She jumped up and clung to him, knocking him to the ground, and then punched him. Kicking and kicking: "How dare you cheat me for more than ten taels of silver, I will let you cheat me, let you cheat!"

"Stop!" Yun Zixun wanted to cry but had no tears: "You wiped your butt and didn't wash your hands, don't touch my face!"

(End of this chapter)