Tang Dynasty good doctor

Chapter 531 Scraping Treatment

Li Yiren gave Li Zhi a sideways look, and even said that you came up with this idea. You couldn't remember what the idea was just now, but now it turned out to be your idea!

Everyone in the hall also laughed, and thought in their hearts: "The prince is wise, remember in time that he came up with this idea, and the prince is just a mouthpiece, just explain it for him!"

No one thinks that Li Zhi came up with this idea, but everyone agrees that the prince is wise and wise, never seen before or since!
Li Yiren clapped his hands and laughed, and said to Wang Ping'an: "No disease, your idea... The idea you said on behalf of the prince's brother is actually the same as the scientific examination!"

Li Zhiqi said: "How can it be the same as the scientific examination... Okay, I will test you now, tell me, why is it the same as the scientific examination?"

Li Yiren said: "Those firms are just like the scholars who come to Beijing to rush for the exam. The scholars hand in the examination papers, and the property of the firm is actually their examination papers. Whoever answers the papers well will win. The imperial court asked the scholars The children parade through the streets on horseback, wearing red and hanging colors, so that the common people can see their appearance and know how great they are. As for the business name, if the things are good, then the women will use them, which is equivalent to letting the business name parade through the streets to show off!"

Wang Ping'an raised his thumb and praised: "Princess is smart, she can draw inferences from one example to another, I admire you very much."

Li Zhi also said: "Very good, I didn't pass you in the test. It seems that the younger sister is still very smart, although not as good as Gu, but far better than the disease-free."

As soon as he finished speaking, there was instant silence in the hall, and everyone was silent, but in the blink of an eye, everyone said together: "His Royal Highness is wise!"

"His Royal Highness is wise!"

"What His Royal Highness said is absolutely true!"

Li Yiren said with a smile: "I haven't finished talking yet, why are you so anxious! Scholars can become officials if they are selected, and firms can do more business if they are selected. But the scholars As officials, the imperial court will give them salaries, but if the merchants want to do more business, they can't take money from the palace, and they have to take the initiative to send the best things, otherwise the ladies will say that their things are not good. Well, besides that, in order for the ladies to keep using their things, they have to send money, counted as hard work, the girls use their things so hard, they have to make up for it no matter what body!"

Li Zhi laughed loudly, and said: "That's right, that's the case, I have indeed told Wu Bing about this idea, and now I think of it all!"

Wang Pingjian breathed a sigh of relief, and said: "Your Highness, you can think of it. To be honest, I have almost forgotten this idea. I still remember a little bit of the former, but I forgot all of the latter. Fortunately, the princess reminded me. Otherwise, His Highness's unique plan will... be buried in the long river of history!"

Li Yiren smiled and said: "In the long river of history, why is there such a way of describing it? Well, then, brother Prince, how should we deal with this matter, Wubing has forgotten all the rest, didn't you just think about it?" Are you up yet?"

Li Zhi grunted, waved his hands and said, "Such trivial matters, do you want to waste Gu's time? No disease, you try to recall what Gu told you at the beginning, and then do it according to the plan. If you don't even think about this If you can’t do small things well, then what’s the use of you!”

Wang Pingan smiled and said: "Yes, yes, the minister is not very useful in the first place. If you don't even have this use, you might as well jump the moat. Don't worry, Your Highness, leave this matter to the minister, and it will be done well." !"

Li Zhi said: "It's good that you understand this." He was already very happy drinking, but now that he can increase income for the palace, he will definitely be praised by the ladies in the palace, and he is almost tired of hearing the compliments from the court. , it is a good thing to be able to listen to the palace!

Everyone in the hall had their own calculations in their minds. In fact, Wang Ping'an's idea was easy to use on women, and it was also easy to use on them!
Shi Aiguo didn't say that he was a great eunuch, and he used to only receive a fixed share of tribute from the firm, but it will be fine in the future, as the number of firms increases and every family has filial piety, he will naturally receive more.

And the little eunuchs can also take advantage of it. There are some things in the palace that women are embarrassed to talk about, but they can talk about them.For example, the little eunuch who pours the spittoon can say that the spittoon of a certain company is good and convenient to use, while the little eunuch who is in charge of moving tables and chairs can say that this kind of table is good and easy to use, and the little eunuch who is in charge of holding the hand towel says that this kind of hand towel it is good……

Although musicians can only stand aside in the palace, they can also use this idea. The royal drummer said that this kind of small drum is good, and it is very loud. The royal flute player said that this kind of flute is good. ...

Even the dancers in the palace said that this kind of shoes are good to wear...

Anyway, as long as anyone who has something to do with the word "royal" can say that something is good!

After clapping his hands twice, Li Zhi shouted: "Come on, let's change the food and drinks, let's sing and dance, and sing the praises of the Tang Dynasty!" When he was happy, he would listen to songs, watch dances, eat, drink and have fun.

How dare everyone in the hall not listen to the crown prince's order. Immediately the music rang out, and a group of maids came in and wanted to perform a dance!

Li Yiren didn't want to watch this, and she didn't want to stay here to drink.With a heavy face, she said: "Brother Prince, wait a minute, stop dancing, don't dance!"

The maids had just set up their poses and were about to dance. When the princess said this, they had no choice but to back down. The musicians did not dare to play again, so as not to cause the princess' displeasure.

Li Zhi cheered up, and said: "Little sister, what else is there? Why are you upset? It's really a woman's life. It's faster to turn your face than to turn a book!"

Li Yiren said: "Brother Prince, my little sister has two things to do this time. I just talked about the happy things, and now I'm talking about the remaining things that worry me."

"Okay, let's talk, I'm just listening!" Li Zhi felt impatient.

Li Yiren said: "I came from Father's Palace of Manna, and learned that Father has been feeling unwell recently, don't you know, Brother Prince?"

The hall suddenly became quiet again, and everyone acted like a bird, all silent, even Wang Ping'an had to look nervous and looked at Li Yiren.

Li Zhi sat up straight in a hurry, and said anxiously: "Father is not feeling well? What's wrong with his old man, but every time Gu sees Father, he is in good spirits?" Suddenly, thinking about it, he was angry Said: "It must be because of the incident during the day, the two sluts Wang and Xiao, they made a big noise and angered Father, it is really unforgivable!" When the matter is related to Father, he has no patience Now, blame your wives and speak foul language!

When Shi Aiguo saw that the prince lost his composure, he immediately waved his hand, signaling to other people in the hall to go out and not to stay in the hall.Except for himself, everyone hurriedly got up, retreated out of the hall, and left completely in a short while.

Li Zhi was about to stand up with his hands on the table, and said: "Gu must go to see the father and stay with him. If you are not sick, you and Gu will go together!"

Wang Pingan agreed, and then stood up.

But Li Yiren held Li Zhi back and said, "Brother Prince, are you not afraid of disturbing Father's rest if you rush to Father's place in such a hurry?"

Li Zhi frowned and said, "Then what should we do? Father is not feeling well, a son should go and see him!" He also knew that it was inappropriate to go at this time, so he sat back slowly.

Li Yiren turned to look at Wang Ping'an, and saw that he had got up and stood behind the case with his hands tied, as if waiting for orders at any time, a bit like a son-in-law caring about his father-in-law.

Li Yiren lowered his voice and said: "Brother Prince, Father doesn't like others to say that he is sick. It's not like you don't know it. Going to take care of him rashly will only make Father unhappy, and maybe his condition will get worse instead!"

Li Zhi was speechless for a while, and after a while he said: "Then what should we do? You can come up with a regulation, and I will listen to you!" An indescribable irritability in his heart.

Li Yi said humanely: "Father has taken the medicine for no disease. I heard from Shi Zhongchen that the major problems are gone, but the minor problems continue. I don't know about those minor problems..." She looked at Wang Ping'an again.

Wang Ping'an was also very upset. Li Shimin's illness was very serious, and with his medical skills, he could only maintain it. It was unrealistic to say that he could be completely cured with the current medical conditions.Moreover, it's not whether he can cure the problem, it's a blessing or a disaster, it's a disaster that can't be avoided, according to history, Li Shimin's life span is coming to an end, this is not something he can change, the only thing he can do, It is to prolong the lifespan of this eternal emperor as much as possible. It is up to man to plan and make things happen.

Li Zhi also looked at Wang Ping'an, and said, "No disease, you...do you have any prescription, do you want to change the prescription or something?"

Wang Pingan shook his head and said: "The last two visits to the emperor were very careful, and the prescriptions were already suitable for the symptoms, and they were prescribed to the best. The main thing is that the emperor should take good care of them and raise the dragon's body properly."

Doctors and patients have to cooperate, and it is not enough to rely on one party's efforts alone, but Li Shimin is not a patient who likes to cooperate with doctors. In the past, Shi Zhongchen could persuade him, but now as Li Shimin's temper is getting worse and worse. Shi Zhongchen didn't dare to say anything more.

After a pause, he continued: "Your majesty's poor health, a large part of the reason comes from the root cause of the disease caused by marching and fighting when he was young. I think there must be a hidden disease, but before the hidden disease is developed, it cannot be cured. Once you make a decision, you can't take the medicine rashly, otherwise the consequences will be disastrous."

Both Li Yiren and Li Zhi were silent. Although they did not understand medical skills, what Wang Pingan said was so simple that they naturally understood it.

Li Zhi patted the table and said: "No disease, don't you have any doubts? Then who can Gu Neng go to? Find the old fairy Sun Zhenren? But he travels all over the world, no one can find him!"

Li Yiren thought: "There is no difference between you saying this and not saying it. If something happens, you have to find a way to solve it, instead of just hitting the table and getting angry and blaming others."

She said: "When I was in Ganlu Hall just now, although I didn't see my father getting sick, but after only talking for a while, my father pressed his head and seemed to be dizzy. When I came out, I asked Shi Zhongchen again, and he said that my father I often suffer from these minor problems, not only dizziness, but sometimes shortness of breath, and nausea. I felt uncomfortable when I heard that, so I came to see the elder brother of the prince."

Li Zhi sighed, and said: "But every time I go to see my father, he is always in good spirits!"

Wang Ping'an thought: "That's because I'm afraid you'll be worried, and I don't want you to be sad. Pity the parents of the world!" He asked, "Princess, what else does the emperor have besides dizziness, shortness of breath, and nausea? Has the emperor ever fainted?" ?”

Li Yiren shook his head and said: "Shi Zhongchen didn't say this, he must have never passed out, otherwise he would definitely say this first."

Wang Pingan hummed, sat down slowly, and began to think about it.Li Yiren and Li Zhi didn't speak, they just stared at him, paying attention to his expression, not daring to disturb him.

After a long while, Wang Pingan said: "After taking the medicine, no fainting or more serious things happened, which means that the medicine is right and effective. As for symptoms such as dizziness, shortness of breath, and nausea, if you don't change the medicine, If there is no addition or subtraction to the original side, there is another method, but this method can only alleviate, and we cannot pin all our hopes on this method."

Li Zhi and Li Yiren asked in unison: "What way?"

Shi Aiguo hurried to get the Four Treasures of the Study, he thought Wang Ping'an was going to prescribe medicine!
Wang Pingan did not prescribe any medicine, he said: "This method is not taking medicine, but scraping. Is there a bone plate for scraping in the palace?"

Shi Aiguo said: "Scraping? This...is not available. What kind of bone plate do you want?"

Wang Pingan gestured with his hands, and said: "Such a big one, horns are also available, and jade ones are also available. If there is no one in the palace, I will go to the imperial physician to buy it. There are some."

Shi Aiguo snorted, and said: "This kind of shape! It does exist. Our family seems to have seen it before, so let's look for it." As he spoke, he ran to the side hall, where there were many first aid There are medical items, pills and everything.

Li Zhi said: "Scraping? This one reminds me of it. When you were in Furong Garden, you once treated the Turkic envoy for heatstroke, right? I don't remember clearly. Anyway, I scraped hard on my body with a bone plate. His whole body turned purple, as if he had been beaten severely."

Wang Ping'an said: "Your Highness has a good memory, and such a thing happened. Those purple things... how should I put it, it just scrapes out the poison in the body and makes the body healthy!"

Shi Aiguo trotted back, holding a small box in his hand, and shouted, "Is this it?" and handed the small box to Wang Ping'an.

Wang Pingan opened it and saw that there was a top-quality jade scraping board in the box, which was exquisitely made, and a jade bottle, which must be filled with scraping oil. The equipment in the East Palace is certainly the best in the world.He said: "That's right, this is it, I didn't expect there to be this in the palace."

Shi Aiguo said: "Yes, there is, but I have never used it, and I don't know how to use it."

Wang Pingan said to Li Zhi: "If I don't need my minister to scrape the emperor's skin, then someone has to learn it, and I have to demonstrate it, but this thing has to be undressed. Does the princess..."

Li Yiren shook her head and said: "Is it something? Do you want me to avoid suspicion? Men should avoid it. If it's not a man, then I don't need to avoid it!" She said to Shi Aiguo: "Aiguo, are you a man? "

Shi Aiguo almost cried when asked, Your Highness, why do you want to ask what I am most afraid of asking?With a bitter face, he said: "Old slave...Of course he is not a man!"

Li Yiren said: "Very well, then I will use you as a demonstration. Did you take off your clothes? Did you take off your whole body?" The last sentence was for Wang Ping'an.

Wang Pingan thought to himself: "You are really...really self-willed!" He said: "No, just the upper body is enough!"

Li Zhi and Li Yiren pouted at Shi Aiguo at the same time, but Shi Aiguo had no choice but to shyly unbutton his robe and take off his upper body clothes.

(End of this chapter)