Crossing the world of Lin Zhengying

Chapter 225 The Sad Fat Master Uncle
Zurich shook his head when he heard the words and said: "There are no such things for sale. Usually, you can make enough for yourself. At most, you can sell some money papers and talismans during the Ghost Festival. Most of them rely on receiving business. .”

"So your master is a stubborn old man. The times are advancing, why haven't we changed much? Now there are frequent wars outside, the people are in dire straits, and taking care of business is also very troublesome. I'm so tired!" the fat uncle said to himself. Said.

Zu Lishi was surprised when he heard the words, and thought to himself: This uncle's thinking is really avant-garde, at least Uncle Ninth will never make such a change.

"Ma Liu, hurry up, my uncle will take you to be an adult, I dare you! You haven't grown up yet, have you?" Fat uncle asked with a malicious smile at this time.

Because the distance is too far away, Uncle Fat and Aunt Zhe rarely know about the things in the south. In addition, Zurich has only been to Zurich once before. After Ninth Uncle came here
They didn't mention these things, so they only knew that Uncle Jiu had three disciples, and they didn't know anything about other things.

well!Uncle Fat, although I'm not married yet, I'm no longer a chicken. You actually said that you took me to find a woman to be an adult?Zurich was speechless for a moment.

"Okay, but junior brother, will he go with him? I think he is still a chicken, he must have never enjoyed the taste of a woman." Zurich said at this time, blinking his eyes.

hey-hey!As soon as his son was mentioned, the fatty uncle laughed triumphantly, then carefully looked in Zhegu's direction to see that she was not

Pay attention to this side, and said quietly: "It's okay, let's take him with us later, I can guarantee that it will make him very happy and miss him very much."

do as promised!After dinner, Uncle Fat told Zhegu that he invited Zurich to his home for a talk, tonight
Just one night at his house, he took Zurich and Yungao to leave Baofa Village and came to the famous Lichun Courtyard in the town.

"Oh, I said fat brother, why did it take you so long to come? Did you leave us behind!" At this time, a group of faces

The woman covered in rouge and gouache directly surrounded him and surrounded him. At this time, his face was full of obscene smiles,
Immediately, his hands up and down caused the group of women to make various noises, making Zu Lishi who was following behind him shiver involuntarily.

I rely on!This fat uncle is really different, he can do it with such a thing?Zurich thought to himself speechlessly at this moment.

"Hey! Don't mention it, it's not that my family has been watching closely lately, it's hard to find opportunities, but today is different, because my nephew came from afar,

Now that you have some free time, why don't you go and find two beautiful and delicate girls for my nephew and my precious son, I want them to be adults! "At this time, I saw the fat uncle proudly took out a dozen silver dollars and slapped them on the table and said.

"Oh, fat brother, look at what you said, you don't know the girls in our shop, they will definitely satisfy them, the girls are the most understanding!" At this time, the old bustard smiled, twisting the waist of the bucket and said coquettishly .

"Uh! You two don't bother me, I'm very busy!" At this time, the fat Taoist priest warned Zurich and Yun Gaodao, and then the fat Taoist priest pulled the two girls
Walking into the room, Zurich shrugged his shoulders helplessly, while Yungao had a worried expression on his face, as if someone would be against him at any time.

What does it mean to be an adult?Will it be very scary?
"Yun Gao, hurry up and go with me!" When the two girls ran into the room, Zu Lishi raised his hand and struck the two girls with a hand knife, knocking the two girls unconscious, then shouted, and left from the window to return to Baofa village.

"Brother, shall we leave my father alone and let him go?" Yun Gao asked Zurich on the way back to Baofa Village.

well!This poor Yun Gao was taken to be an adult by his father in a daze, and then fled with Zurich in a daze, and now his mind is a mess.

Who am I?Where am I?What am I doing now?
"What about you now have two choices, first: you can either go with me now, second: or wait for your mother and Zhagu to bring you back with sticks!" Zurich said at this time.

Because when the three of them went out just now, Zu Lishi had already found Shigu Zhegu standing at the stairs and watching them leave in confusion, Yun Gao didn't notice,

Not to mention the fat uncle who is full of bad things on his mind, and during this period of time, she must get in touch with the fat uncle's wife, so as to form a united front,

And what happened in the future is self-evident!Fat Master Uncle's wife must be very angry. If she stays here again, she will be scolding and why!

I can't blame Zurich for being too kind. This is the safest way he can think of now. If you don't go if the uncle invites you, it will be a disgrace to the uncle.
But you can't pull yourself into the water, Zurich doesn't have the slightest interest in those women, as for Yun Gao, he was so frightened that he kept screaming like a little daughter-in-law, he still wants to be an adult with his appearance?hehe!Save it.

"Go, go! My mother is so scary, super fierce! If Zhegu is added, the ending is unimaginable!" Yun Gao said involuntarily at this time.

Immediately imagined in my mind, the old lady ran away holding a big wooden stick, Yun Gao felt chills all over her body, how could she dare to stay and drag Zurich to turn around and run away.

"Stop, nephew, didn't your fat uncle say you won't come back tonight? Why did you come back so early? Is it because you are not used to living with him?

Whoops!Look at my memory, I almost forgot to introduce to you who is standing next to me, you don't even know your teacher and aunt, do you? "

When the two returned to Baofazhuang, Zhegu folded her arms and stood on the stairs looking at Zurich. The two of them asked. At this time, there was a young woman in her thirties standing with Zhegu. , at this time also looked at the two angrily.

This is the end of the calf!When Yungao saw Zhegu and himself, he already knew that the matter had been exposed, and then his legs softened, and he almost couldn't help the liquid in his body flowing into his crotch.

A layer of cold sweat broke out on his forehead in an instant, and he was in a state of confusion at this moment, he was afraid of revealing some information under the interrogation of Zhegu and his wife.

"Oh! This is the auntie. I said why is it so familiar? I remembered that there is a photo of the master with all the uncles and family members in Yizhuang.

But I haven't seen my aunt in person. You are too amazing, so I didn't recognize you at the time. I hope my aunt will not be offended. Please be respected by my nephew! "

"Auntie! Uncle just took me out to get acquainted with the surrounding environment. I didn't go home because I was afraid of disturbing you.

Since Yungao and I had a good chat, we came back together. It’s getting late, why haven’t you rested yet? "

Zurich replied with a flat face at this time, while speaking, he secretly pulled Yun Gao to put his thumping little liver back in place.

Zhegu and Aunt Shi looked at the two of them together, Yungao seemed a little tired, while Zurich looked very serious and didn't look like he was lying.

And there is no need, it is not a big deal to go out for a walk, it is a good thing, it proves that Zurich and Yungao have a close relationship.

"Then there's nothing wrong! Go and rest!" Zhegu said at this time.

At this time, Yungao's mother asked, "That's right! Why didn't your dad come back with you, Yungao?"

"My dad? He's not with us!" Yun Gao blurted out when he heard the words.

Now that he has escaped, he no longer has to face that terrifying old woman, Yun Gao has already breathed a sigh of relief, as for his father, he can only pray to God that nothing will happen to him.

"What do you think my father should do?"

Back upstairs, Yun Gao looked nervously through the window towards the street, afraid that the next second he would see his mother grabbing his father with a mace, and his father would be dead.

"It should be nothing. The premise is that I return to your house in a short time. I don't think my auntie has any doubts. Next, your father's own good luck!" At this time, Zurich leaned on the chair and stretched Waist said.

hehe!This is not so easy to do as an adult, but it is accompanied by certain risks!Life is not easy, let's do it and cherish it!

At this time, Uncle Fat didn't know that his son and Zurich had already run away, and he was still working hard to be an adult.

It wasn't until he came out satisfied that he realized that his son and Zurich had already left, and the two girls fainted directly in the room.

Fuck me!

Uncle Fat panicked immediately, but calmed down quickly. If Yungao had informed him, his wife would have killed him long ago.

It's a pity that there is no movement, which proves that this kid Yun Gao has not betrayed himself, and Zurich is not talking nonsense.

"Hmph! I can't even grasp the opportunity to enjoy it." Seeing that the fat uncle who had not betrayed himself was humming the unknown little song at this time, he returned home refreshed.

"Hey hey hey! Not bad! It's best to live in peace and harmony!"

When the fat uncle returned home, he saw that the living room was pitch black and there was no one there. He thought that his mother-in-law should rest at this time, and then he thought in his heart.
Secretly smiled, ready to go back to the room and have a comfortable rest to replenish energy, it is very hard work to be an adult!
"Ouch, my mother! You want to scare me to death!"

When the fat uncle turned on the light, he happened to see his wife sitting on a chair in the living room, holding a

The big wooden stick smiled coldly at himself, and was so frightened that he fell to the ground in an instant, and then the floor shook a few times due to the unbearable weight.

At this moment, the heart was so frightened that it almost stopped beating!

"Wife, you and we haven't rested so late? Where are the two boys Zurich and Yungao?" At this moment, the fat master got up from the ground and came forward to ask,
And the teacher's aunt had a bad expression at this time, and there was a cold murderous look in her eyes, it seemed that this teacher's aunt was not an ordinary person!

"The two of them have been resting at Zhegu's place for a long time, do you think you stay out at night like you?" Teacher Aunt replied blankly at this time.

"What's the matter with me? Isn't it okay to go out for a walk and let Zurich get acquainted with the environment? Don't say that the scenery of the desert is beautiful tonight!" Fat Master Uncle argued weakly at this time.

At this time, Fat Master Uncle decided to fight to the end, and he was determined not to admit that he went to the place of fireworks and willow lanes, otherwise it must be very miserable, and the damn big wooden stick would hit his head accidentally.

"Oh, does it look like this? You need to take off all your clothes to see the scenery?" At this time, the auntie asked in confusion like a curious baby.

"What clothes?" At this time, the fat uncle subconsciously glanced at the clothes on his body, and then he was dumbfounded for a moment. Although the top was not worn backwards,
But the pants are worn backwards!What's more, there is a bright and dazzling red peony embroidered on the reversed trousers.

The bellyband, at this moment, I saw the fat uncle subconsciously throwing the red bellyband on the ground, and then the whole person fell into a state of madness and collapse.

"Wife, listen to the explanation, please... Ouch! Ouch! It hurts me to death! It hurts me to death!...Help, come and save me! Come and save me!..."

Fat Martial Uncle's miserable cry spread for several miles around, and the neighbors around couldn't help sighing when they heard Fat Martial Uncle's miserable cry, alas!This fat man's tragic experience has begun again! !
At this time, Yungao, who was awakened by the screams in Baofa Village, thought to himself: It's not that my son won't save you, but I can't save you. If I go to save you,
That old lady's big wooden stick will fall on your dear son, father, you can ask for blessings.After thinking about it, he turned around and continued to sleep.

At this time, Zurich was standing by the window of Uncle Fatty's house, watching the big stick fight with great interest. Facts have proved that having more meat is also very beneficial.

If it were an ordinary person, he would definitely be seriously injured if he went down with this stick, but the fat layer on Uncle Fat's body helped him relieve a lot of the force of the attack, but he screamed in pain.

"You two brats are so unkind and meaningless, you two should wait for me to fail!" The next morning, the fat uncle with a bruised nose and a swollen face came to Baofazhuang and accused Zurich and Yun Gao.

At this time, Yun Gao thoughtfully helped his father put plasters on him and asked about his health. Yun Gao's move made Uncle Fat feel that this son was not raised in vain.

"What's wrong father!"

On the mountain road more than 100 miles away from the small town, Uncle Jiu sneezed inexplicably at this time, and then looked at the sky strangely,
A fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl on the cart behind Uncle Jiu looked at him suspiciously. It's not cold this day!Why did you suddenly sneeze?

(End of this chapter)