Crossing the world of Lin Zhengying

Chapter 226 The Invention of the Poor Yungao

"Xiao Shuang, Dad is fine. Let's continue on our way. After paying homage to your ancestor, Dad will take you back to Renjia Town. Your senior brother and the others must be in a hurry." He rubbed his nose and said with a smile.

"Father, third senior brother, is he really that powerful? You won't lie to me, right? There are several girls who like him. There are many families in the desert who are beaten to death because of a girl. " Xiao Shuang said innocently at this time.

At this time, Uncle Jiu almost spit out a mouthful of old blood when he heard the words, I said, you girl, what kind of messy things are on your mind.

At this time, Uncle Jiu never thought that because he had been away from home for more than three years, he had come to find him in Zurich and brought him back to Renjia Town.

As for the origin of this daughter Xiaoshuang, it is really a long story, but Zurich at this time did not know that Uncle Jiu would arrive in the town in two days and come to Baofazhuang to pay respects to the ancestor.

"Master! It's not that I'm unkind, but..." At this moment, Zu Lishi spread his palms to the chubby uncle with resentful eyes, and explained helplessly.

"But what?" Fat Master Uncle asked with an expression of disbelief.

At this moment, Zu Lishi glanced at Aunt Zhe and Aunt Shi who were standing not far away, and really didn't know how to answer this fat uncle, just admit it, I can't save you.

"It's because I have girlfriends in Renjia Town, and there are three beautiful girlfriends. I still need to find those messy women." Zurich said helplessly. , since the truth of the matter will be known sooner or later, it is better to be frank.

"My God! What? You said you have three girlfriends!" At this time, the fat uncle was stunned when he heard the words, while Yun Gao looked at him in surprise,
Even Zhegu and Aunt Shi, who were eavesdropping not far away, were shocked by Zurich's words. Seeing that Zurich is not very old, is it normal to have three girlfriends?
Wait, that's not the point, okay!The bastard Fatty took Zurich and Yungao to Fireworks and Willow Lane, this is simply an unforgivable sin!

If you are an asshole, forget it!He even taught bad children. Fortunately, Zurich has his own ideas, but he must not let his son learn bad things too!
"Hehe! Uncle, Aunt, you guys have a good chat here first, I suddenly feel a little sleepy, so go back and have a rest, Uncle, take care of yourself!"

At this time, Zurich saw that the situation was not good and immediately found a reason, and then got up and ran upstairs. At this moment, he felt a murderous Yungao behind him, his body stiffened for a moment, and he followed without turning his head.

"Auntie, hurry up and tell my mother, all these things have nothing to do with me, it is my father who wants to take me to be an adult, I have not become a real adult,

You have to believe me! "At this time, Yun Gao, who was only concerned about fleeing for his life, shouted with his head held in his mouth. Yun Gao's cheating approach made Zurich almost miss the handrail of the stairs.

At this time, I saw my aunt's face turned pale, and the familiar big wooden stick returned to her hand in an instant, but this time it was replaced by another weapon, a mace with relatively long nails.

"Yun Gao, you brat, what nonsense are you talking about, don't keep your voice low, if your mother knows that I will take you to be an adult,

It's my fault if your mother didn't beat me to death. At this time, the fat uncle glared at his son with dissatisfaction, and at the same time said in his heart: You brat has no future at all.

But this kid in Zurich is really good, three girlfriends!If these three girlfriends become wives, a man would be envious to death,
hey-hey!I also want three wives, imagining the feeling of three wives hugging and resting, the fat uncle's expression is getting more and more wretched.

"Oh my God!"

This familiar formula, familiar taste, was taken aback by his elusive wife. At this time, the fat uncle thought of how familiar the scene was last night,

The battle was very fierce, and the miserable cries for help wafted over Baofa Village. At this time, Zurich couldn't help but mourn for Fat Shishu for 3 minutes.

When eating at night, the fat uncle can hardly even pick up the bowls and chopsticks, alas!Uncle Fat, this hurts even more!Under the service of my wife's mace,
Uncle Fat even revealed his desire to find three girlfriends like Zurich, but it was a pity that this made his beating even more miserable.

It's super scary for a woman to get angry!After dinner, Yun Gao wrote such a sentence in his growth diary.

"Senior brother! Come and see that my small generator has been successfully manufactured!" Yungao, who lived upstairs in Baofa Village during the severe drought, shouted excitedly.

Zurich, who had just had breakfast and was drinking tea by the window, heard his yelling, walked into the room curiously and looked at the strangely shaped generator, expressing doubts whether it could work normally.

"Brother, look, I've succeeded. How about it, am I very good!" Yun Gao didn't know what Zurich was thinking at this time, and shouted while holding his hand.

"Haha! Maybe so."

Zurich observed carefully for a while at this time, and then even if he was not interested, the government had already connected the big guys with electricity. What kind of generator are you still tinkering with? If you have nothing to do, come down and sell it to Fat Master Uncle. Is something bad?
The business of Baofazhuang is very good. Zurich is a customer and he is not familiar with the price and the place where the things are placed. Even if he wants to help, it will only be a waste of help.

That's why he sat upstairs and drank tea leisurely, and Zhegu and Fat Master Shu didn't allow him to go down and make troubles. If you are a guest, you should have a good rest. What can you do to help.

"Then let's do an experiment, brother, please do me a favor, take this light bulb and a wire and follow me!" Yun Gao said excitedly at this time.

"I said Yun Gao, do you think I'm stupid?" Seeing Zu Lishi folded his arms at this time, he looked at Yun Gao calmly and asked.

Yun Gao replied in a daze when he heard the words: "Not stupid."

"Then since I'm not stupid, why should I do experiments with you?" Although Zurich didn't respond to electricity, he didn't want to mess with Yun Gao about this generator.

It really makes no sense to give people a silly feeling, hehe!As for you, you can do whatever you like, I don't care, but please don't pull me.

"Oh! It's such a pity. To witness such a great moment, there is no one to support me. I am really ashamed!!!" Yun Gao was holding the wire and the light bulb at this time

He said with a regretful face, Zurich had made it clear that he would not cooperate with him at this time, but he really wanted to try to see if this thing would have any effect.

"You're lucky, come down and help!" At this moment, Shou Bo, who was suffering from severe Alzheimer's disease, came up and muttered.

"Haha! My witness is here! Uncle Shou, come quickly, I have great news to tell you!" Seeing Uncle Shou's arrival, he was very excited and shouted hastily.

"I said Yun Gao, do you have any great news to tell me?" After being interrupted by him, Shou Bo, who had a very poor memory, immediately forgot what he was doing up here, and asked Yun Gao suspiciously.

"That's it, Uncle Shou, don't you have serious rheumatism? This can cure rheumatism!" Yun Gao stuffed the light bulb and wires into his hands, and said thugly.

"Yun Gao, what kind of brains do you have? I don't suffer from rheumatism, but severe rheumatism. Why are you so ignorant!" Shou Bo taught Yun Gao a lesson, not very happy.

"Oh! I said Uncle Shou, this rheumatism is exactly the same as severe rheumatism! You still can't trust me!" Yun Gao argued at this moment.

Yun Gao doesn't care about the difference between severe rheumatism and major rheumatism, because these are not important, what is important is the results of his experiments!

At this time, the eyelids of Zurich who was standing aside jumped, and he always felt that it seemed a little unkind to cheat an old man like Yun Gao.

"Hehe! I said that no matter what kind of rheumatism Shoubo is, as long as this light bulb lights up, your rheumatism will disappear like the wind, and you will no longer suffer from that disease!" Yun Gao said at this time, fooling Shoubo.

"I said Yun Gao, are you telling the truth?" Shou Bo asked suspiciously at this time.

What's the situation, it's okay for the young one to mess around, but the old one is even more messy. At this time, Zu Lishi helplessly raised his hand and rubbed his acupoint,

I thought to myself: I don’t think so, just be more careful, if there is any danger, just pull it, anyway, I am not afraid of electricity.

"Shoubo! Get ready, then we will start now!" Yun Gao said to Shoubo at this time, and Shoubo nodded his head as a promise.

At this time, I saw Yun Gao, he signaled Shoubo to hold the wires and light bulbs tightly in his hands, and he turned the generator vigorously. Don't say that his messy generator is really useful, but it needs human power to go. turn.

At this time, there was a sound of "Zi", and the generator had been energized, and Shou Bo's whole body was trembling. When he was preparing to rescue in Zurich, he was shocked to find that the light bulb turned on!
This is very unscientific, right?Zurich's heart is full of doubts at this moment. Zurich knows that if a person electrifies his body with a wire,

The light bulb in his hand will not light up, because the resistance in the human body is very large, so the light bulb will not light up at all, so Zurich asked Yun Gao if he was stupid,
If you are not stupid, why do experiments with you? This is obviously impossible. What is surprising is that the light bulb actually lights up. This is really a hell!

When Zurich saw Shoubo shaking non-stop, and the light bulb in his hand turned on immediately after being powered on, his eyes were wide open and he thought he was dazzled for a while, but he was not dazzled and the light bulb really turned on.

At this moment, Uncle Shou was trembling all the time, emitting black smoke all over his body, but he would go limp all over. Zurich found that Uncle Shou was not in danger and did not stop him, but watched silently to see how things were going down.

"Haha! How is it, how is it? My experiment is very good, how do you feel now, Uncle Shou?" Yun Gao, who stopped and continued to run the generator, was excitedly asking around Shoubo who was wearing smoke all over his body. go.

"It's really comfortable, it's really comfortable, I haven't felt so comfortable in a long time! Why don't you give it a try?" At this time, Shoubo said like a showman,
Then he handed the wires and light bulbs to Yungao, and walked towards the generator. At this moment, Yungao was full of doubts, could electric current really cure rheumatism?
The next second Yungao regretted it, and saw Shoubo vigorously turning the generator to directly electrify Yungao, which was shaking non-stop, as if epileptic.

"I rely on Uncle Shou, you are so unkind! You actually deceived me!" Yun Gao, who was shocked on the outside and tender on the inside, said very dissatisfied.

"You brat, I'm just suffering from Alzheimer's disease but I'm not stupid!" When Shou Bo saw that the outer Jiao Linen was covered in smoke and fell to the ground, the twitching Yun Gao stopped, and looked at Yun Gao with a smile. Said.

At this time, I heard a sound of "噗嗤", and Zu Lishi couldn't help laughing at this time. The old man Shoubo is really interesting.

At such a large age, he always tells everyone that he does not have Alzheimer's disease, and often turns away shoppers angrily.

This is so funny!Just because I have Alzheimer's doesn't mean I'm a fool, there's nothing wrong with saying that, I'm just trying to tease you.

"Hehe! How is your current situation, Yun Gao? Are you stupid? Experiments tell us that although the light bulb is on, there is still a problem with your generator.

Regular generators can't light up the light bulbs in people's hands. I say you should keep working hard! Zurich looked at Yungao who was smoking all over with sympathy at this time and joked.

It's just that it's not a big deal to lose strength. You can recover after a while, alas!These science-loving teenagers are always so motivated,
Didn't he just get electrocuted in the morning, and he was so desperate that he was revived with full blood in the evening, and he was also pulling Zurich to get that world yin and yang receiving system.

"Yungao, it's not that I'm hitting you. I feel that the weather is not very good tonight. It might rain heavily. You'd better put this thing

Put it away, lest it be bad to call someone again when it is time! "At this time, Zurich patiently explained to Chao Yungao.

I rely on!What about the heaven and earth yin and yang receiving system, what kind of mess, Zurich said he couldn't accept it, but since he

If you like tinkering, let him do it, so as not to hurt Yungao's self-confidence. This spirit of exploration is also worthwhile!

"I said Yun Gao, where did you make such a big pot? I'm afraid there is no such a big pot here in Baofazhuang!" At this time, the fatty uncle asked suspiciously.

At this time, the fat uncle who was pulled by his son to be a strong man saw the new toy his son was tinkering with, and immediately stepped forward to look around in surprise.

"Dad, I borrowed this cauldron. Why are you asking so many questions? Hurry up and help me." Yun Gao said impatiently at this time.

(End of this chapter)