Rebirth of the poor elder sister-in-law

Chapter 275 Threesome ([-])

"Maybe you are a big-headed ghost!" Liu Man'er stretched out her hand and slapped him on the head, and said, "Think about it, the first time I could have killed you, but let you go, then you owe me a favor." Fate, in the canyon, I could have left you behind, but I didn't, you owe me another life, you block it for me, and you owe one, now you still owe me a life!"

Liu Man'er laughed and said, "You're right, I promise you life-saving grace. Of course, if you look like this, even if you want to be my concubine, I won't take it. It’s almost as good as accepting you as my subordinate!”

"Am I so bad looking?" Zhang Shiquan touched his face with his injured hand, looking very shocked.

"Your face was given to you by your parents. You have to be grateful and accept whether you look good or bad, but it's your fault that you made the face your parents gave you so messy." Liu Man'er pointed.

"Am I sloppy?" Zhang Shiquan was still a little unconvinced, and said, "I am a man, and I dress up like you, even if I dress up as a man, I am still a little boy."

"That's right, I'm a jerk, but women in this world like jerks." Liu Man'er laughed and asked, "Let me ask you, are you married yet?"

Zhang Shiquan didn't speak, Liu Man'er laughed and said: "I can't get a wife, right? Let me tell you, if I dress up like this and go to that city, I don't know how many girls have a crush on me."

Seeing her smug face, Zhang Shiquan said: "Hmph, you are deceiving the little girl. When you dress up as a woman, see if they will hit you with rotten eggs!"

"I have never said that I am a man, and there is no law to say that my clothes should be worn by men. But I have a beautiful face and a heroic appearance. It is normal for these women to admit their mistakes." Liu Man'er said slowly.

Zhang Shiquan thought for a long time to refute Liu Man'er's words, but he couldn't figure it out, and finally he only choked out three words: "Shameless!"

"Then I'm more shameless than you." Liu Man'er shrugged and said, "I don't steal, and I don't rob. How can I be like you, robbing houses and houses, doing all kinds of evil, looking terrible, and crying at night!"

"You..." Zhang Shiquan was furious, but he couldn't think of a rebuttal.

Seeing his deflated appearance, Liu Man'er was secretly amused, but she didn't provoke him any more, she just asked, "Where did you find the water source just now?"

"It's a bit far from here." Zhang Shiquan handed the barbecue in his hand to the coachman for him to help hold, then stood up, "I'll take you there."

Liu Man'er had no sense of direction. Seeing Shi Quan's initiative to invite Ying, she naturally did not refuse, took her own things, and the two of them walked forward one after the other, and Shuai Shuai also followed behind them behind.

After walking around for a while, Liu Man'er heard the sound of water, she ran towards the sound of water, and after a while, a small river appeared in front of her.

The water in this river is quite clear, but there are some footprints of wild animals beside it. It seems that there are usually many wild animals here to find water.

After washing his face in the water, he took off his shoes and socks and washed his feet. Zhang Shiquan was about to talk to her when he turned around and saw her sitting on the rock, flicking her little feet and playing with the water, her white feet shaking him. He blushed, and quickly turned his head away, but the white and tender little feet couldn't help appearing in his mind.

While playing with the water with her feet, Liu Man'er untied her messy bun and took out a wooden comb from her bosom. After straightening it out, she still tied a high bun on her head and fixed it with a hairpin.

After washing her feet, she staggered each other and dried them on the hakama. She was still wearing her shoes and socks, and when she turned her head, she was about to call Zhang Shiquan, but she saw that his body was tense and his back was facing her. She walked over strangely. His face was flushed, and he asked a little puzzled: "Hey, what's the matter with you?"

"I'm fine." Zhang Shiquan waved his hands, coughed twice, to cover up his embarrassment, and asked, "Have you finished washing?"

"Well, your face is so dirty, wash it too." Liu Man'er suggested.

"Who says I'm dirty? I'm not dirty." Zhang Shiquan retorted, but he also obeyed Liu Man'er's order, walked to the water's edge, and washed his face with water.

Liu Man'er laughed, and said, "I just washed my feet here, don't you think it's dirty?"

Zhang Shiquan didn't feel dirty in his heart, but when he heard Liu Man'er say that, he still yelled angrily, "Get lost! You bitch, you are deliberately trying to get me in trouble!"

"Hey, Zhang Shiquan, I can tell you that your life is mine, and you should be more polite when you talk to me in the future, otherwise, my bow and arrow will not have eyes!"

As Liu Man'er spoke, she picked up the bow and arrow in her hand and pretended to shoot him. Although she knew she was joking, seeing her action, Zhang Shiquan still felt a little bored in his heart, and was about to open his mouth to speak, but Seeing Liu Man'er pulling the bow, the arrow has already been fired from the string.

At this moment, Zhang Shiquan didn't even have time to dodge, so he could only squat on the spot with his whole body tense. Xin Dao should have spoken better to her just now. Who knows that this woman doesn't listen to people's words at all, and she will do it as soon as she says it. As soon as it came out of his mind, he felt a gust of wind, and the arrow flew out against his ear.

"Haha, I caught a silly roe deer, and I have meat to eat today." Liu Man'er's joyful voice rang in Zhang Shiquan's ears. Zhang Shiquan turned his head and saw a roe deer lying on the ground on the other side of the river.

"Zhang Shiquan, hurry up and bring back the prey." Liu Man'er ordered.

Zhang Shiquan was a little ashamed of his behavior just now, and at the moment he didn't care about his masculinity, obediently took off his shoes, rolled up his trouser legs, and waded to the other side to pick up the roe deer.

After he was dragged over, Liu Man'er put away her bow and arrow, smiled at him, and said, "See, if you don't listen to me, that's the fate of this roe deer."

Zhang Shiquan curled his lips and said, "Although you are good at archery, you were already beaten to death by me before you picked up your bow and arrow."

"You are half disabled now, but you may not be able to beat me." Liu Man'er smiled slightly.

"Tch, for someone as small as you, let alone one hand, I can defeat you with just one finger!" Zhang Shiquan also snorted coldly.

"Really?" Liu Man'er squinted at him, and said, "Since you are so powerful, why did you fall into my hands and fall to such a degree?"

As she walked upstream, she said: "If others had your strength, they would have gone to defend the border and defend the country long ago. You, who have grown up like a bear for nothing, have a lot of strength, but become a bandit , will only bully us little people."

"You are still a common man? You are clearly a hag." Zhang Shiquan retorted unconvinced.

Liu Man'er said angrily: "I'm a hag? I have a good temper, but I'm a bit fierce when facing people like you. Besides, I'm a hag, so what about my driver? He's always innocent, but because of Your selfish desires were almost stoned to death, you say you, do you still do less things that hurt nature and reason?"

Zhang Shiquan was speechless, Liu Man'er sneered, found a place where there were no traces of wild beasts, bent down and drank two mouthfuls of water, and said, "Otherwise, I will take you to the frontier this time, so you can join the army."

"I don't!" Zhang Shiquan shook his head and said, "Although you might look down on me as a bandit, those soldiers are not much better than us bandits. Aren't they burning, killing, looting and doing all kinds of evil?"

"Hey, there is a story in what you said, tell me about it." Liu Man'er drank enough water, and walked back while listening to Zhang Shiquan's story.

"That year, there were thieves and bandits in several villages near us. The government sent people to suppress the bandits. They couldn't do anything to them several times. Those officers and soldiers insisted that we were harboring thieves and set fire to several of our villages. That day , The flames were soaring into the sky, those officers and soldiers had hideous faces, they looted property and raped prostitutes, at that time, our village was like hell."

Zhang Shiquan's heart boiled with anger, he suppressed the hatred in his heart, and said slowly: "Later, some middle-aged men in our several villages simply joined this group of rogues, and under the persecution of officers and soldiers, came to I became a bandit here, I was strong, and I brought a group of brothers from our villages under my command, and I got a lot out of the mountains a few times, so I was named one of the three kings by their boss."

"Stupid!" Liu Man'er listened to her words, scolded, and said: "The gang in the government are worse than beasts, but are these gangsters good people? They must have done a lot of burning, killing, and looting, right? You are helping the evildoers in this way to make relatives and enemies happy!"

Zhang Shiquan recalled the heroic attitude he used to have in the mountains, talking happily, eating meat, and drinking in big bowls, and couldn't help retorting: "I know you look down on these bandits, but among us, there are also many people with righteous feelings."

"Hey, you guys have love and righteousness, so I wonder who was hunted down like this by the former brothers?" Liu Man'er laughed, and seeing Zhang Shiquan's face was not good-looking, she said again:

"I know there are flesh-and-blood people among you, but most of you still focus on your own interests and don't care about the lives of others. The happiness of you people in the green forest is based on the pain of others. When you are drinking and eating meat At that time, have you ever thought about those dead souls that you crushed under the stones?"

"I have also met rogue horse bandits. They killed people at least, and slaughtered villages at worst. They are really vicious. You can't see their evil because you stand among them and are brainwashed by their hypocrisy, so you only see them. to their hypocritical side."

"Zhang Shiquan, I think you are a decent person. To be honest, I think you are quite pleasing to the eye. Otherwise, I will take you to join the army. Although there are some scumbags in the army, most of them still pay attention to military discipline and military regulations. Yes, as long as you are brave and resolute, and you are not afraid of having no way out, won't you be better than bandits when the time comes to enshrine you as a marquis and worship your minister?"

Liu Man'er persuaded: "I know a general who is upright, courageous and resourceful. If you go under his command, you will definitely succeed."

(End of this chapter)