Rebirth of the poor elder sister-in-law

Chapter 276 Threesome (Part [-])
Hearing Liu Man'er's words, Zhang Shiquan hesitated for a while, and asked again: "You are going to join the army, aren't you?"

"Hee hee, although I'm not going to join the army, I am indeed going to the army. Do you want to go with me?" Liu Man'er smiled cheerfully.

"I knew you were a scheming bitch. You persuaded me to join the army because you wanted me to escort you to the frontier, so I could be your free guard?" Zhang Shiquan looked sideways at Liu Man'er with a look The appearance of seeing through her conspiracy.

"You think too much. You look like this. I feel ashamed to be my guard." Liu Man'er sneered, and said disdainfully: "I have been walking this way for more than ten days. I have never needed to Guard?"

When Zhang Shiquan heard Liu Man'er's words, he glanced at her suspiciously. Seeing that there were black and blue circles under her eye sockets, she was indeed a dusty look, and he believed it in his heart, saying: "You are really brave, a woman Dare to go on the road at home? Do you know how unsettled the world is today?"

"Hey, what happened to this heroine?" Liu Man'er shook her head and said arrogantly: "I went to the border this time because I wanted to protect my family and the country and maintain peace in the world."

"I said you are a woman, you are really shameless, and you can say anything big." Zhang Shiquan snorted lightly when he saw her arrogant expression, and said: "But I like it, otherwise I will Just barely consider your suggestion and go to the frontier with you."

"Your choice is correct." Liu Man'er nodded, and said, "This group of bandits will not end well. If you dare to provoke this heroine, I will find someone to take them all down sooner or later."

"Tch, you can't protect yourself, yet you dare to say such big words."

"It's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, just wait and see." Liu Man'er said and came to the place where the three of them were repairing just now. The driver saw the two of them coming back and stood up quickly. game.

"The two heroes are back? Come, let me taste the roasted game for you." The driver hurriedly handed over the roasted game.

"You two eat, I don't have much appetite." Liu Man'er walked over, peeled an orange and ate it, she really couldn't eat the dry meat.

"Bring some here, my Shuai Shuai likes to eat it." Liu Maner said after thinking about it.

Zhang Shiquan originally planned to stuff the meat into his mouth, but when he heard Liu Man'er's words, his hands froze, and before he could put the food in his mouth, his meat was snatched away.

Shuai Shuai held his meat and ate it with a satisfied face. When he saw him looking over, he even grinned at him proudly.

"You bitch, why are you like this? I'm not as good as a monkey in your heart?" Zhang Shiquan said angrily.

"Of course." Liu Man'er stroked Shuai Shuai's hair, and said, "I raised my Shuai Shuai family since he was a child. He is sensible, obedient and well-behaved. How can you compare to him?"

"Hero Zhang, don't be angry, come, eat this piece." Seeing Zhang Shiquan's fierce face, looking like he was about to lose his temper, the driver hurriedly handed over the roasted meat in his hand.

"Don't eat, don't eat!" Zhang Shiquan shook his hand, and the barbecue was knocked to the ground.

The coachman picked up the barbecue on the ground dully and patted the dust on it. He felt that it was really sad for a small person like himself to be caught between two heroes. He really wanted to go to the city as soon as possible so that he could part ways with these two. .

Liu Man'er sat there for a while, then stood up and looked around. She couldn't sleep that night, and she didn't know where to go in the wild mountains and mountains. He came over and said to Zhang Shiquan: "Hey, Zhang Shiquan, I'm hungry, you go and clean up this roe deer, let's roast it and eat it."

"Didn't you just say that you were not hungry?" Zhang Shiquan said in a muffled voice.

"It was just now, and now is now." Liu Man'er looked at him with watery eyes and coaxed him, "Go, go, you haven't eaten yet, I'll bake it for you later."

"Okay." Zhang Shiquan rubbed his stomach, feeling that he was indeed a little hungry, so he resignedly dragged the roe deer to the water's edge to clean up.

"Use my knife." Liu Man'er threw her dagger to him and said, "Your knife is covered with blood, I can't eat it just thinking about it."

"Little girl, there are many things to do." Zhang Shiquan muttered, but still took the dagger. Seeing the coachman sitting alone under the tree, he kicked him again and said, "Hey, you sit stupidly!" What are you doing here, why don't you get up quickly and go clean up with me?"

Seeing Zhang Shiquan's vicious look, the coachman had no choice but to get up and do it. Zhang Shiquan threw the roe deer to the coachman, and he walked ahead like an old man.

Both of them left, and Liu Man'er lay bored by the campfire alone and looked at the stars in the sky. The shining stars formed a vast starry sky. The weather was fine during the day, and the starry sky at night was also extraordinarily deep. Mysterious and bright.

After watching for a long time, a familiar figure appeared in the starry sky. He looked at him affectionately, and a familiar and warm voice sounded in her ears: "Hey, why are you staring at the starry sky foolishly?"

"I miss you." Liu Man'er said to the figure in the sky with a smile on her face.

"Hey, don't be so reserved, okay? We've only known each other for a short time!" A loud and exaggerated voice rang in her ear.

Liu Man'er turned her head and saw that it was Zhang Shiquan, a big man with a beard, she felt a chill in her heart, and said, "When did you come here?"

"Just now." Zhang Shiquan handed her a few pieces of roe deer meat skewered on small wooden sticks, and said, "Didn't you agree to help me grill the meat?"

"Okay." Liu Man'er turned over and sat up, picked up the barbecue, went to the fire and grilled it meticulously.

In the past, she didn't know how to barbecue, but now, the small matter of barbecue is no longer a problem for her. She skillfully turns the meat over and over on the fire, and the hot oil sticks from the meat and falls on it. There was a sizzling sound in the fire, and the flames became more intense.

"Is there any wine?" Liu Man'er asked.

"No." Zhang Shiquan shook his head.

"Don't you people in the green forest like to wear a wine gourd around your waist? Why don't you?" Liu Man'er thought of TV, and people with beards like Zhang Shiquan like to carry a wine gourd with them.

"Who said you must bring it?" Zhang Shiquan snorted coldly.

"If you don't have one, then you don't have one." Liu Man'er didn't say much to him, she just asked the driver sitting next to her to help her take the barbecue, and she dug out a small package from the baggage behind her, and she took it back to the driver The meat in the hand, the white particles should be sprinkled on the meat.

"Hey, hey, what are you doing? What did you sprinkle to poison me to death?" Zhang Shiquan quickly stopped her when he saw her movements.

"What are you shouting about? This is salt, it won't poison you to death." Liu Man'er gave him a blank look, and continued to sprinkle salt on it.

"Whoever takes salt with him when he goes out, isn't it arsenic?" Zhang Shiquan said in disbelief.

"Yes, it's arsenic. I'll poison you and me to death." Liu Man'er said angrily.

Hearing what Liu Man'er said, Zhang Shiquan felt relieved. After Liu Man'er roasted the meat, he also grabbed a piece and ate it. Said: "Hey, it's really salt, you are such a weirdo, there is still salt in the bag."

"Not only do I bring salt, I also bring a bowl." Liu Man'er took out another bowl from her arms, and said to Zhang Shiquan, "I gave this bowl to my Shuai Shuai. Is this salt? I'm fine." I picked it from my handsome family when I was young."

"Ouch~" Zhang Shiquan felt a sudden chill when Liu Man'er said that. The salt on a monkey's body is different from the sweat stains on a human body. Thinking about it makes him sick.

"You bitch, it's so disgusting." Zhang Shiquan held the meat in his hand, neither throwing it away nor eating it, especially what he ate down his throat made him feel extremely disgusted.

Liu Man'er shrugged her shoulders and said, "Who told you that you want delicious food."

"I was fooled by you!" Zhang Shiquan threw the meat in his hands away.

Liu Man'er gave Zhang Shiquan a blank look, patted Shuai Shuai's head, and said, "Waste food, Shuai Shuai, if he doesn't eat it, you eat it."

After hearing Liu Man'er's words, Shuai Shuai ran over quickly, took the meat over, and gnawed it with relish, Liu Man'er smiled at this, and handed two skewers of meat to the driver, saying: "Come on, uncle, eat two pieces of meat Bar."

"I don't eat, I don't eat." The driver quickly waved his hand and said, "I was full just now."

"Oh, well then, if you don't eat it, I'll eat it alone." Liu Man'er ate alone, while Zhang Shiquan opened his eyes wide and said, "Don't you feel sick?"

"I don't think so." Liu Man'er ate with relish, and said, "I bought this salt. Every time Shuai Shuai goes to a place with water, I let him bathe. How can there be so much salt all over his body? Besides, he Even if there are grains of salt on my body, I don't have the time to get it, I just said a joke, I didn't expect you two to take it seriously."

In fact, since the first barbecue with Ye Yuan on the mountain without salt, Liu Man'er now always carries a small bag of salt with her when she goes out. This salt can not only be used for barbecue, but also anti-inflammatory and sterilizing. Carrying a bag of salt on her body doesn't take up much space.

Seeing Liu Man'er looking at him like a fool, Zhang Shiquan couldn't help being dumbfounded, and the driver also blushed.

"You can't finish eating by yourself, can you give me some?" Zhang Shiquan said shyly.

"You threw it away just now, and you still want to eat it?" Liu Man'er raised her eyebrows and looked at him.

"I was deceived by you just now." Zhang Shiquan rubbed his hands.

"If you want to eat, you can buy it with money, one or two taels of silver." Liu Man'er rolled her eyes.

"You think it's a robbery, why are you so dark-hearted, bitch?" Zhang Shiquan said angrily.

(End of this chapter)