King Leng Chases His Wife: Meng Concubine Wants to Climb the Wall
Chapter 104 Auntie, I Have Practiced Before
Chapter 104 Auntie, I Have Practiced Before
Many distinguished guests came to the Xie Mansion in the past two days, not to mention Chu Qiang and Mu Zexi, who planned to eat rice in the Xie Mansion, and Xiao Xiao who was busy repairing doors and windows and catching mosquitoes in the Xie Mansion every day. Miss Xiao, besides, Shen Jinyi and the three disciples of the Imperial College don't miss their homework every day, and they study in the backyard.
In order to avoid these people, Xie Yao obediently moved from the main courtyard to the side sleeper in the front yard. It was secluded and no one disturbed him, except for Mu Zexi who came to rob some medicinal materials from time to time, or Xiao Xiaoxiao who came to find trouble from time to time. , everything else is fine.
One day, Young Master Xie Yao was shutting himself up in the room to settle the accounts, when he was suddenly startled by a knock on the door, he raised his head from the account book, Xie Yao said weakly: "Come in."
For a long time, there was no movement at the door.
Xie Yao shook his head, and murmured, "Could it be that he was so serious about making accounts that he had auditory hallucinations?"
So Mr. Xie sighed, and continued to lower his head to settle accounts.
But after a while, the door was knocked again, this time Xie Yao was stunned, listened for a while, and then replied: "Come in."
The knocking stopped, but the door was still not opened.Now Xie Yao was furious, put down his pen, lifted his robe and stood up, went to open the door expressionlessly, his legs went limp in fright.
Pointing at the lump outside the door with trembling fingers, he was so angry that he couldn't speak.
"Xie Yao, what is your expression?"
Xiao Xiaoxiao's face was full of mud, even a disheveled face was not enough to describe her. In short, she looked like she had rolled around in the field and was beaten up again.
"Where are you from?"
Xie Yao's scallion-like fingers trembled in the air for a long time, but he couldn't let it go. Xiao Xiaoxiao's appearance was too scary.
"Oh, Qiulinshan Yutu Cave."
Xie Yao, who is a doctor, is no stranger to this place. It is a good place to produce wild toads, but the inside is dirty, dark, and there are snakes and other things, so even if there is a lack of wild toads as medicinal materials, Xie Yao will I chose to replace it with other things. After all, in such a place, it is difficult for a professional doctor to distinguish between a toad in a hole and a wild toad.The two look very similar, but the efficacy of the wild toad is more than ten times that of the toad.
When he saw the pile of wild toads on the ground all of a sudden, Mr. Xie was really shocked. If he could not see the sky and houses now, he almost thought he had entered the Yutu Cave.
"My eldest brother wrote in a letter saying that you saved Chu Qiang and me, so let me thank you very much. But my aunt thought about it, it seems that you don't need anything in Xie's house, so she arrested Xie Wei and asked, and listened to Xie Wei's words I heard that you are rare for this thing, so my aunt went to get you a bag, and you see, is it enough to repay your life-saving grace?"
Xiao Xiaoxiao has always been used to being bold, and she is not like those ladies from aristocratic families who hide their faces and run away crying when they are a little dirty. Xiao Xiaoxiao, who is a student, can hardly tell that she is a person, and can stand calmly like a mountain. Here, waiting for someone to review.
Xie Yao suddenly frowned tightly: "Are you doing this to repay your kindness?"
Although Xiao Xiaoxiao yelled all day long that he was going to be abolished, she was quite polite. Xie Yao really saved Chu Qiang, so he wanted to thank this little boy on behalf of his elder brother.
"correct."
Xiao Xiaoxiao replied as a matter of course, and rubbed her face with her sleeve, and suddenly, the mud all over her face could not be seen as a person at all—·
Xie Yao suddenly looked at Xiao Xiaoxiao dumbfounded, and said helplessly, "Other people repay favors with their own bodies, so you just want to repay favors with these stinky toads?"
"Xie Yao, I'm warning you, don't push yourself too hard!!! I've practiced before!!!"
As she said that, Xiao Xiaoxiao opened her hands, as if to make a move.Xie Yao stretched out his hand, pulled her into his arms, and said with a sneer, "You should go fight the cats in the backyard after all the effort you have made."
Is this mocking her three-legged cat kung fu?
Xiao Xiaoxiao pushed Xie Yao away in anger, and said angrily, "You little boy, why are you so shameless? Auntie, I want to repay you with good intentions. I caught such a good thing for you, but you still call him a toad ? I think you are the toad, the biggest toad!!!!"
In this world, there are people who say that Xie Yao is ugly, and Mu Zexi is one of them.There are also those who say that Xie Yao looks like a woman, such as Chu Qiang.However, no one ever said that he looked like a toad! ! !He has such a beautiful toad! ! ! ! !where! ! !Find it and cook it! ! !
Mr. Xie was horrified when he got angry, staring at Xiao Xiaoxiao's face like staring at a toad, then suddenly smiled softly, and said softly: "Why don't I call some people to see how you look like now ??"
Xiao Xiaoxiao waved her hand proudly, and said to herself: "Okay, you go, you can call everyone to see my aunt."
This is her aunt's habit. It doesn't feel good. Do you want to find a chance to tell her to change it?Xie Yao was in a tangle, and never felt that this kind of verbal question was also a problem.How about talking to Chu Qiang?No, no, no, Chu Qiang will only make Xiao Xiaoxiao's habit develop to its peak.Hey, what should I do?
"Hey, you stopped calling? Then I called?"
Seeing that Xie Yao didn't respond for a long time, Xiao Xiaoxiao asked tentatively, Xie Yao suddenly raised his head, revealing a pair of black eyes, staring at Xiao Xiaoxiao, and said seriously: "No, you come with me."
After all, without giving Xiao Xiaoxiao a chance to follow, he dragged Xiao Xiaoxiao into the back room, and a huge mirror directly reflected Xiao Xiaoxiao today.
Xiao Xiaoxiao looked at it for a long time, and said doubtfully: "Xie Yao, your mirror is very interesting, how can it only show you but not me?"
This girl is so stupid.Xie Yao was amused in his heart. In fact, Xiao Xiaoxiao gave her a very different feeling, but he couldn't tell exactly what the difference was.But looking at the look in Xiao Xiaoxiao's eyes that doesn't seem to be fake, Xie Yao decided to tell her the truth cruelly: "That black lump next to it is not you."
-
Still, everything is still.
In the whole room, only Xie Yao's breathing and Xiao Xiaoxiao's breathing were quiet.
It's over, wouldn't it be broken by a blow?Xie Yao's heart tightened, why did he forget that all women love beauty, although it is difficult for Xiao Xiaoxiao to confirm that she is a woman in terms of gender, this, this cannot conceal the fact that she is a woman.
"You, are you okay?"
Mr. Xie was not a stutterer, but he was really frightened by Xiao Xiaoxiao's weird reaction, and stared straight at Xiao Xiaoxiao's side face, fearing that she would commit suicide by hitting the mirror on impulse.
However, it turns out that Xiao Xiaoxiao is really very human. After staring at herself in the mirror for a long time, Xiao Xiaoxiao suddenly said: "My aunt wants to get tanned a long time ago, but she can't get tanned. It's all right, it's so dark, who dares to say that my aunt is a weak woman!!!!"
Weak woman?Apoof——
Mr. Xie laughed inhumanely. In his impression, if Xiao Xiaoxiao was a weak woman, then this dynasty might be overthrown.
"Xie Yao, tell me, with my outfit, will my elder brother consider taking me to the battlefield?" If the elder brother would consider her on the battlefield, then she wouldn't have to ride a wooden horse every day in the mansion.
Perhaps it is rare for a woman to have such a weird idea. After hearing this question, Xie Yao's expression darkened suddenly, and he asked with some displeasure, "Why do you want to go to the battlefield?"
"Nonsense, of course it's for galloping on the battlefield, and the horse is flying!!"
Xiao Xiaoxiao's hair was blown up by the wind, like ants crawling up Xie Yao's face, itching, this feeling is very weird, but I can't tell where the weirdness is.
"Come on, the world of men, is it that women can go wherever they want?"
For some reason, he just wanted to dampen her morale.
When Xiao Xiaoxiao heard this, she was unhappy, and gave Xie Yao a blank look: "Little white face, don't just say the radish is sour if you can't eat it."
Xie Yao: "It's grapes."
Xiao Xiaoxiao: "Eh? What?"
Xie Yao: "If you can't eat grapes, you say grapes are sour."
Xiao Xiaoxiao: "Oh."
"But the grapes I planted are really sour?"
Xie Yao wanted to cry immediately, but he just wanted to find a stick to knock Xiao Xiaoxiao unconscious. After struggling for a long time, he finally said, "That's because you planted it."
"Grandma, I didn't pour vinegar on them, how could it be sour?"
—— ·
Mr. Xie expressed his admiration for Miss Xiao's thinking, so jealous?She probably could have figured it out.
"Hey, Xie Yao, tell me, if I get someone to pour some sugar juice on my grapes every day, will it make them sweeter?"
"Then you try."
"Why are you so irresponsible? Let me tell you Xie Yao. Although I despise you as a little boy, I respect you as a doctor. Is it okay for me to ask you if I have any questions?"
At the door, Xie Yao was about to enter the room, but his collar was caught by something black and unrecognizable, and he couldn't move his legs.
The hidden guards of the Xie Mansion who were hiding in the dark glanced at each other and asked: Do you need help?
"No need, sir, haven't you fallen yet?"
"Isn't this too irresponsible?"
"Young master is not responsible yet, what do you care if you are responsible or not."
Well, a few hidden guards squatted silently watching the scene where Mr. Xie was trapped at the door of the house, and then smiled abnormally at the corners of their mouths.
"Xiao Xiaoxiao, I'm a doctor, not a gardener!!! How could I know about your grape growing!!!!"
Finally, Mr. Xie finally stopped struggling, turned around and looked at Xiao Xiaoxiao resentfully, as if all the strength in his body was taken away, he said this, then his feet softened, and he squatted on the ground.
Xiao Xiaoxiao also seemed to feel that she was too fierce, so she just sat down on the ground, propped her chin, and asked again: "You don't even know, then, Shen Jinyi must know, I'll go find him!!!!"
After speaking, he ran away in a hurry.Xie Yao wanted to pull it, but only touched his sleeve.
(End of this chapter)
Many distinguished guests came to the Xie Mansion in the past two days, not to mention Chu Qiang and Mu Zexi, who planned to eat rice in the Xie Mansion, and Xiao Xiao who was busy repairing doors and windows and catching mosquitoes in the Xie Mansion every day. Miss Xiao, besides, Shen Jinyi and the three disciples of the Imperial College don't miss their homework every day, and they study in the backyard.
In order to avoid these people, Xie Yao obediently moved from the main courtyard to the side sleeper in the front yard. It was secluded and no one disturbed him, except for Mu Zexi who came to rob some medicinal materials from time to time, or Xiao Xiaoxiao who came to find trouble from time to time. , everything else is fine.
One day, Young Master Xie Yao was shutting himself up in the room to settle the accounts, when he was suddenly startled by a knock on the door, he raised his head from the account book, Xie Yao said weakly: "Come in."
For a long time, there was no movement at the door.
Xie Yao shook his head, and murmured, "Could it be that he was so serious about making accounts that he had auditory hallucinations?"
So Mr. Xie sighed, and continued to lower his head to settle accounts.
But after a while, the door was knocked again, this time Xie Yao was stunned, listened for a while, and then replied: "Come in."
The knocking stopped, but the door was still not opened.Now Xie Yao was furious, put down his pen, lifted his robe and stood up, went to open the door expressionlessly, his legs went limp in fright.
Pointing at the lump outside the door with trembling fingers, he was so angry that he couldn't speak.
"Xie Yao, what is your expression?"
Xiao Xiaoxiao's face was full of mud, even a disheveled face was not enough to describe her. In short, she looked like she had rolled around in the field and was beaten up again.
"Where are you from?"
Xie Yao's scallion-like fingers trembled in the air for a long time, but he couldn't let it go. Xiao Xiaoxiao's appearance was too scary.
"Oh, Qiulinshan Yutu Cave."
Xie Yao, who is a doctor, is no stranger to this place. It is a good place to produce wild toads, but the inside is dirty, dark, and there are snakes and other things, so even if there is a lack of wild toads as medicinal materials, Xie Yao will I chose to replace it with other things. After all, in such a place, it is difficult for a professional doctor to distinguish between a toad in a hole and a wild toad.The two look very similar, but the efficacy of the wild toad is more than ten times that of the toad.
When he saw the pile of wild toads on the ground all of a sudden, Mr. Xie was really shocked. If he could not see the sky and houses now, he almost thought he had entered the Yutu Cave.
"My eldest brother wrote in a letter saying that you saved Chu Qiang and me, so let me thank you very much. But my aunt thought about it, it seems that you don't need anything in Xie's house, so she arrested Xie Wei and asked, and listened to Xie Wei's words I heard that you are rare for this thing, so my aunt went to get you a bag, and you see, is it enough to repay your life-saving grace?"
Xiao Xiaoxiao has always been used to being bold, and she is not like those ladies from aristocratic families who hide their faces and run away crying when they are a little dirty. Xiao Xiaoxiao, who is a student, can hardly tell that she is a person, and can stand calmly like a mountain. Here, waiting for someone to review.
Xie Yao suddenly frowned tightly: "Are you doing this to repay your kindness?"
Although Xiao Xiaoxiao yelled all day long that he was going to be abolished, she was quite polite. Xie Yao really saved Chu Qiang, so he wanted to thank this little boy on behalf of his elder brother.
"correct."
Xiao Xiaoxiao replied as a matter of course, and rubbed her face with her sleeve, and suddenly, the mud all over her face could not be seen as a person at all—·
Xie Yao suddenly looked at Xiao Xiaoxiao dumbfounded, and said helplessly, "Other people repay favors with their own bodies, so you just want to repay favors with these stinky toads?"
"Xie Yao, I'm warning you, don't push yourself too hard!!! I've practiced before!!!"
As she said that, Xiao Xiaoxiao opened her hands, as if to make a move.Xie Yao stretched out his hand, pulled her into his arms, and said with a sneer, "You should go fight the cats in the backyard after all the effort you have made."
Is this mocking her three-legged cat kung fu?
Xiao Xiaoxiao pushed Xie Yao away in anger, and said angrily, "You little boy, why are you so shameless? Auntie, I want to repay you with good intentions. I caught such a good thing for you, but you still call him a toad ? I think you are the toad, the biggest toad!!!!"
In this world, there are people who say that Xie Yao is ugly, and Mu Zexi is one of them.There are also those who say that Xie Yao looks like a woman, such as Chu Qiang.However, no one ever said that he looked like a toad! ! !He has such a beautiful toad! ! ! ! !where! ! !Find it and cook it! ! !
Mr. Xie was horrified when he got angry, staring at Xiao Xiaoxiao's face like staring at a toad, then suddenly smiled softly, and said softly: "Why don't I call some people to see how you look like now ??"
Xiao Xiaoxiao waved her hand proudly, and said to herself: "Okay, you go, you can call everyone to see my aunt."
This is her aunt's habit. It doesn't feel good. Do you want to find a chance to tell her to change it?Xie Yao was in a tangle, and never felt that this kind of verbal question was also a problem.How about talking to Chu Qiang?No, no, no, Chu Qiang will only make Xiao Xiaoxiao's habit develop to its peak.Hey, what should I do?
"Hey, you stopped calling? Then I called?"
Seeing that Xie Yao didn't respond for a long time, Xiao Xiaoxiao asked tentatively, Xie Yao suddenly raised his head, revealing a pair of black eyes, staring at Xiao Xiaoxiao, and said seriously: "No, you come with me."
After all, without giving Xiao Xiaoxiao a chance to follow, he dragged Xiao Xiaoxiao into the back room, and a huge mirror directly reflected Xiao Xiaoxiao today.
Xiao Xiaoxiao looked at it for a long time, and said doubtfully: "Xie Yao, your mirror is very interesting, how can it only show you but not me?"
This girl is so stupid.Xie Yao was amused in his heart. In fact, Xiao Xiaoxiao gave her a very different feeling, but he couldn't tell exactly what the difference was.But looking at the look in Xiao Xiaoxiao's eyes that doesn't seem to be fake, Xie Yao decided to tell her the truth cruelly: "That black lump next to it is not you."
-
Still, everything is still.
In the whole room, only Xie Yao's breathing and Xiao Xiaoxiao's breathing were quiet.
It's over, wouldn't it be broken by a blow?Xie Yao's heart tightened, why did he forget that all women love beauty, although it is difficult for Xiao Xiaoxiao to confirm that she is a woman in terms of gender, this, this cannot conceal the fact that she is a woman.
"You, are you okay?"
Mr. Xie was not a stutterer, but he was really frightened by Xiao Xiaoxiao's weird reaction, and stared straight at Xiao Xiaoxiao's side face, fearing that she would commit suicide by hitting the mirror on impulse.
However, it turns out that Xiao Xiaoxiao is really very human. After staring at herself in the mirror for a long time, Xiao Xiaoxiao suddenly said: "My aunt wants to get tanned a long time ago, but she can't get tanned. It's all right, it's so dark, who dares to say that my aunt is a weak woman!!!!"
Weak woman?Apoof——
Mr. Xie laughed inhumanely. In his impression, if Xiao Xiaoxiao was a weak woman, then this dynasty might be overthrown.
"Xie Yao, tell me, with my outfit, will my elder brother consider taking me to the battlefield?" If the elder brother would consider her on the battlefield, then she wouldn't have to ride a wooden horse every day in the mansion.
Perhaps it is rare for a woman to have such a weird idea. After hearing this question, Xie Yao's expression darkened suddenly, and he asked with some displeasure, "Why do you want to go to the battlefield?"
"Nonsense, of course it's for galloping on the battlefield, and the horse is flying!!"
Xiao Xiaoxiao's hair was blown up by the wind, like ants crawling up Xie Yao's face, itching, this feeling is very weird, but I can't tell where the weirdness is.
"Come on, the world of men, is it that women can go wherever they want?"
For some reason, he just wanted to dampen her morale.
When Xiao Xiaoxiao heard this, she was unhappy, and gave Xie Yao a blank look: "Little white face, don't just say the radish is sour if you can't eat it."
Xie Yao: "It's grapes."
Xiao Xiaoxiao: "Eh? What?"
Xie Yao: "If you can't eat grapes, you say grapes are sour."
Xiao Xiaoxiao: "Oh."
"But the grapes I planted are really sour?"
Xie Yao wanted to cry immediately, but he just wanted to find a stick to knock Xiao Xiaoxiao unconscious. After struggling for a long time, he finally said, "That's because you planted it."
"Grandma, I didn't pour vinegar on them, how could it be sour?"
—— ·
Mr. Xie expressed his admiration for Miss Xiao's thinking, so jealous?She probably could have figured it out.
"Hey, Xie Yao, tell me, if I get someone to pour some sugar juice on my grapes every day, will it make them sweeter?"
"Then you try."
"Why are you so irresponsible? Let me tell you Xie Yao. Although I despise you as a little boy, I respect you as a doctor. Is it okay for me to ask you if I have any questions?"
At the door, Xie Yao was about to enter the room, but his collar was caught by something black and unrecognizable, and he couldn't move his legs.
The hidden guards of the Xie Mansion who were hiding in the dark glanced at each other and asked: Do you need help?
"No need, sir, haven't you fallen yet?"
"Isn't this too irresponsible?"
"Young master is not responsible yet, what do you care if you are responsible or not."
Well, a few hidden guards squatted silently watching the scene where Mr. Xie was trapped at the door of the house, and then smiled abnormally at the corners of their mouths.
"Xiao Xiaoxiao, I'm a doctor, not a gardener!!! How could I know about your grape growing!!!!"
Finally, Mr. Xie finally stopped struggling, turned around and looked at Xiao Xiaoxiao resentfully, as if all the strength in his body was taken away, he said this, then his feet softened, and he squatted on the ground.
Xiao Xiaoxiao also seemed to feel that she was too fierce, so she just sat down on the ground, propped her chin, and asked again: "You don't even know, then, Shen Jinyi must know, I'll go find him!!!!"
After speaking, he ran away in a hurry.Xie Yao wanted to pull it, but only touched his sleeve.
(End of this chapter)
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