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Chapter 695 The prototype of the Galactic Federation, went to buy soy sauce
The originally harmonious atmosphere of the teacher-student reunion was broken by a word from the shop owner.

The dean of the department, with a face full of relief and emotion, scolded these two boys.

Li Ziyun and Mrs. Ye were brave at first, and then they looked like dead pigs who are not afraid of boiling water, and the dean of the department gradually calmed down, but he had been cheated for so many years.

Apart from this small twists and turns, the reunion dinner was quite harmonious.

After the dinner was over, Li Ziyun was very serious, claiming to thank his teacher, and to take the teacher to a night world social practice activity.

The head of the department gave another education, saying what is Mrs. Ye's status now, if you mess around with you, the stock price loss will be enough for you to spend ten lifetimes if it is published in the news tomorrow!

After categorically rejecting Li Ziyun's nonsense, the three teachers and students took advantage of the night and wind to walk around the school and talk a lot.

However, there is a time for gathering and parting, and finally, with the wishes and emotions of the head of the department, the visiting trip ended.

The next day, the world was still calm, and nothing seemed to happen. Mrs. Ye's cell phone hadn't been turned on for half a month, and she didn't know who sent him a message, or what kind of message.

Because he said that if something happens, as long as it is not at the level of landslides and ground cracks, it is best not to come to him.

Therefore, the contact information of some people and him is still stored on the mobile phone, and it depends on when Mrs. Ye is in the mood before turning on the phone to reply.

Another day later, the good news came, and it was Li Ziyun who came to tell him directly.

While complaining that Mrs. Ye was playing around with her mobile phone, and not knowing how he became the president, she praised him excitedly, good guy, you have a lot of face!

The head of the department was promoted, not the principal, but directly skipped a grade and became one of the top officials of the Ministry of Education.

The dean of the department who was full of old talk and didn't pursue those anymore, didn't bring any rejection at all, and immediately showed the law of true fragrance. It was a banquet for colleagues, even the principal and future colleagues were invited, and even Li Ziyun and Mrs. Ye were invited , these two promising students, attended his promotion banquet.

Ye Tai naturally smiled helplessly, but he didn't plan to go, let Li Ziyun go on his behalf, and wrap a 500 yuan red envelope for himself.

Li Ziyun looked at Mrs. Ye and said, "Mrs. Ye, President Ye, no way. You are so busy with your daily affairs that you can't attend the banquet. It's okay to give old man Chen a face. They didn't expect you to go, but 500 yuan Red envelope? Can you take it out?"

Ye Taishen said: "When will this corrupt trend be reversed? When will the 500 yuan red envelope be unavailable? Do you know that in our third-tier cities, how many workers' wages are only two or three thousand yuan? How long will 3000 yuan, converted into rice, be enough for a family of three? As a contemporary college graduate who graduated from a college, and facing teachers who are engaged in education work, of course you have to be strict with yourself. You just say, extra money , I helped the director donate to the students in impoverished mountainous areas, he will be very pleased."

Li Ziyun was speechless, and said: "It's fine if you fool others, but fool me? Neither of us knows who, what on earth are you thinking?"

Ye Tai thought about it, and said: "Remind the director not to be inflated, and express the spirit of resistance against the atmosphere of face-saving by the way."

Li Ziyun also thought about it, and said: "I think the director is just excited for a while. I really didn't expect that I could sit on the principal's head in one leap, but old man Chen is probably not that kind of person, okay, 500 yuan is 500 yuan." , cash or transfer?"

Ye Tai directly told him to fuck off, 500 yuan red envelope, you still have the face to ask me for it.

Li Ziyun laughed and left, and the day after tomorrow, it was time for Mrs. Ye to enter the plane world again, and he finally turned on the phone.

Messages came one after another, Mrs. Ye automatically filtered more than [-]% of the messages, read the special department, and the invitation letter sent to her by the joint government.

Guardian of the world?
Mrs. Ye's first reaction was that she was not interested.

But these people invited themselves to hold a meeting with the government, with the theme of maintaining world peace and prosperity.

Originally, Ye Tai thought that it would be good to have time to sit and sit, but he still understood what was implied in the message sent to him by the special department.

Ye Tai directly unfolded her spiritual thoughts, and read out the thoughts of some people in a foreign country.

Curse the ignorant without fear.

If this was in other plane worlds, he would have already slapped him with a slap.

Mrs. Ye replied directly to the special department: "I will decide whether to go or not according to the situation. The date of the meeting is still the same. Don't wait for me to postpone it."

Then I replied to the joint government: "There are grammatical errors in the written information. From this, it can be seen that the popularization of Chinese should be more urgent. In addition, don't think about it. The vastness of the universe is far beyond human imagination. I have detected I have arrived at a few star fields that already exist and whose technological level is far beyond that of human beings. I will explore them soon. If human beings really want to enter the cosmic age, they should regard themselves as a whole and do some inexplicable things. .”

Soon, both parties responded to the message.

The special department still understands Mrs. Ye's way of thinking. The ones they send are official in tone and a lot of nonsense. Mr. Ye has never replied.

Thinking about it, I saw the beginning, so I didn't click in.

So the reply is getting more and more concise, just two words, okay.

As for the coalition government, because they have little contact with Ye Tai, they obviously don't know the logic of his behavior.

This time, many Chinese language experts were directly summoned to correct grammatical errors in their own language. They also used a lot of idioms and famous sayings. As usual, the beginning of a paragraph is very righteous and official, and then the focus is on.

After finishing the whole article, it is probably to prove the authenticity of foreign civilizations, and then say that it is willing to make contributions within its ability for the unity of the entire human race.

Mrs. Ye read the entire article this time, but replied: "Too many words, I didn't read it."

Afterwards, the United Government was silent for a long time, but this time the language was more concise, just one sentence, and asked Mr. Ye if he would attend the meeting.

Mrs. Ye: "It depends on the situation, you can do everything as usual, don't worry about me."

after one day.

The promotion banquet for the head of the department has begun, and almost all colleagues have come, including some former leaders and today's colleagues.

Except for a few relatives who are familiar with the head of the department, almost no one brings their children, and almost no young people.

Li Ziyun is the outlier among them, this time he brought two red envelopes, one is his own, which is thicker, and the other is Ye Tai's, which is thinner.

Seeing that Mrs. Ye did not come, many people were disappointed, but it did not prevent them from praising the head of the department for teaching two good students.

The head of the department looked at Li Ziyun, who was smiling and eating food, and a future colleague beside him, who was inquiring about his daughter Fangling, and said bluntly: "There is only one, so where are the two?"

This is still remembering Kudingcha's grudge.

The joint government also held a meeting on this day.

This meeting was really, as it said, with the theme of world security and prosperity, and many constructive suggestions were put forward.

And he was still bluntly saying that Mr. Ye would be awarded the title of Guardian of the World, but Xia Fang said that he could not make the decision for Mr. Ye, and it was Mr. Ye's own business whether to accept it or not.

So this idea is temporarily shelved.

Then, there was the content of the semi-public meeting, which mainly passed the proposal of the Chinese side to make the Chinese language a compulsory foreign language course for dozens of governments, so that it can be popularized in the prosperous areas of the earth radiated by the core government.

And some small governments that cannot do it in time due to the government's situation will also put it on the charter when the time is right.

Of course, if the big officials are willing to fund it, it will not be difficult to start implementing it immediately.

And the Chinese side also bluntly said that they are willing to help most small government officials who are unable to do so to popularize the Chinese language.

The meeting entered the second half, that is, some "trivial matters" that ordinary people don't care about. Many small government leaders who can't get involved also seem to understand half of what they are listening to, and they are swaying to sleep.

At this time, a figure appeared in the heavily guarded large conference room.

Immediately, there were armed soldiers with live ammunition, and the heavily guarded soldiers reacted to control the sudden intruder.

However, when the startled leaders saw the appearance of the visitor, they immediately stopped the soldiers, telling them not to panic and go out to be on guard.

In fact, we all panicked in our hearts.

Mr. Ye Tai is here.

Mrs. Ye casually took one of the empty chairs, presumably it was reserved for herself.

He didn't come to accept the Medal of Honor of the Guardian of the World, but it's not a big deal, because tomorrow will enter the end of the myth, the world will be subverted, and the world of the plane feared by gods and Buddhas.

I don't know how many years it has been since I went there, but he wants to come and see.

At the meeting, Mr. Ye Tai put forward several suggestions on the extraterrestrial starry sky, the discovery of advanced civilizations, and the exploration of the universe in the short term, and the contact and communication with those civilizations.

That is to strengthen the integrity and unity of human beings, and absorb the opinions of all parties, so that we can unify the demands of human beings, and make contacts between races with advanced civilizations outside the region.

In addition, he also personally represented Tai'an Biotechnology Co., Ltd., and proposed the popularization of genetic medicines, and the manufacture of space engines for Tai'a Aerospace, which still needs the strong support of all parties. This is the cause of all mankind. People are responsible.

Genetic medicine may push the lifespan of human beings to the peak in history, and because of the excellent reproductive ability of human beings, the population is bound to increase dramatically and resources will be scarce.

This is also a matter of course, extending to Tai'er Biotechnology Co., Ltd.'s next project, Tai'er Aerospace.

The exploration of the universe is endless. For the time being, Mrs. Ye is only using herself to relieve those high-level civilizations, but she will also screen out the demands of human beings, convey them to high-level civilizations, or help explore which parts of the short-distance star fields will have the needs of human beings. resources and living space.

This will also give the Tai'an spaceflight, which is also the spaceflight of human beings, a short-term goal and strive for it.

At the end of the meeting, Mrs. Ye's cell phone rang, and Mrs. Yunluo conveyed her cordial greetings: "Where did you go? Didn't eat? Come back quickly, and bring a bottle of soy sauce, and buy some garlic and ginger."

Mr. Ye displayed the spirit of Confucianism and said with a smile: "We are in a meeting, let Wangcai buy the soy sauce."

Mrs. Yunluo: "Wangcai is looking for aliens. Sister Qingwan is cooking with me. She is leaving tomorrow. Come back soon!"

Mrs. Ye: "Okay, okay, I'll be right back."

After all, he hung up the phone, looked up at the leaders with strange expressions, and said, "My... Yun Luo asked me to go home for dinner, you guys talk first, that's all I've said, by the way, Where is the nearest place that sells soy sauce and garlic and ginger?"

"Gulijiwa, Malika eat @#￥......"

"No card, Sola Sola, yay!"

……

A bunch of inexplicable languages ​​were translated into Mrs. Ye's earphones. Of course, only a few celebrity leaders were translated.

Basically, I can understand, let Mrs. Ye go, thank him for his speech today, and thank him for his contribution to mankind. As for buying soy sauce, I am not very clear, should someone buy it for you?
Finally, the boss of the Stars and Stripes government suddenly said: "This meeting is nothing more than the above content. I can't think of anything to add for the time being. In this way, the meeting will end here, but in order to commemorate this unprecedented world meeting, let's cooperate together. Let's take a picture, just like before, Mr. Ye, what do you think? Everyone, hurry up, it won't take a few minutes."

Ye Tai thought for a while, and said: "Okay, let's take a photo, but my body is a bit informal."

They all laughed and said, "It's okay, Mr. Ye is here, it is the greatest honor in the world."

Mrs. Ye: "Then let's go."

……

Click!

The flash light was on, and this photo, which was called the "group photo of the prototype summit of the Galactic Federation" by later generations of humans, was temporarily regarded as a core secret and sealed by the joint government.

In the photo, Mr. Ye stood at the center, smiling warmly, and compared a scissors hand by the way.

Afterwards, Mr. Ye waved goodbye, and disappeared in the same place in an instant.

Went to buy soy sauce.

(End of this chapter)