Reborn Winner
Chapter 31 Si Anhao, The Little Slut
Chapter 31 Si Anhao, The Little Slut
Lu Yunfeng went to school early the next morning after eating.
As soon as Lu Yunfeng went to school, Lu's father and Lu's mother got together silently and began to discuss Lu Yunfeng's recent strange behavior.
"Old man, do you know what I found this morning?" Mother Lu stood in front of Father Lu with a men's boxer briefs in her hand.
Father Lu was eating when he looked up and saw a man's underwear.
Papa Lu's face turned green immediately, "Honey, what are you doing with your son's underwear? Besides, I'm still eating. Please take care of my mood while eating."
"Are you still in the mood to eat?" Mother Lu put her hands on her waist, forcefully moved away her husband's bowl and chopsticks, forced Lu's father to look at her and said, "Look at the sticky puddle on it."
Lu's father couldn't bear to look straight away and turned his face away, "Son...maybe I had a dream last night, why are you so violent? Put it down quickly, your behavior is too perverted!"
"It's not me who is perverted! It's your son!" Mother Lu retorted sternly.
"What's wrong with my son?" Lu's father has always been proud of having a son like Lu Yunfeng, "We're all grown-ups, it's normal to have sex dreams. In my father's time, he would have been married long ago."
"The object of his erotic dreams is not normal!" Mother Lu looked at her stupid husband.I have never been able to get her points, it is a family misfortune to have such a stupid husband.
Lu's father was slightly taken aback, "Why is it abnormal?"
He had seen it secretly, she was a pretty little girl, much prettier than the daughter-in-law when she was younger anyway.It's still the son's vision is good, the tiger father has no dogs.
"Look!" Lu's mother called out the photo excitedly, "I found it on Weibo, your son kissed Si Anhao."
Lu's mother was so anxious that she carried Lu Yunfeng's underwear around the room, nagging non-stop, "Let me tell you, I have already seen that Si Anhao is really uneasy about our family Yunfeng. That Si Anhao is a thief at first glance, his eyes are not normal, Yunfeng is the only seedling in our family, if Yunfeng and Si Anhao are together, what will our family do?"
Isn't it a little girl?How did he become Si An Hao?
Father Lu took the picture in disbelief and looked at it. He couldn't calm down anymore. Why did his son really kiss Si Anhao?
"How many years, except for the first time, so many years, I haven't seen this thing on my son's pants, but, yesterday, Yun Feng kissed Si Anhao, that little vixen, and..." Lu Mom couldn't continue talking as she was talking. At this moment, Mother Lu only had the feeling that a good dish was spoiled by a pig.
"Honey, why don't you come and see what's going on?" Lu's father walked up to Lu's mother, and handed Lu Yunfeng's digital camera over.
Mother Lu didn't want to look at it at first, but when she glanced out of the corner of her eye, Father Lu felt that a gust of wind had blown and the digital camera was no longer in his hands.
"What... what's going on?" Lu's mother and Lu's father looked at each other suspiciously, "Who is this little girl?"
Lu's mother and Lu's father know their son quite well. Compared with the fierce expression of Lu Yunfeng in the photo kissing with Si Anhao, they feel that in this video, the person with a tender smile on his face that does not look like Lu Yunfeng is the real one. their son.
They also didn't miss the disappointment that flashed across his son's face when the people around him cheered for three seconds.
But why have they never seen this little girl?
Besides, when did this develop?
The most important thing is, was the son last night because of Si An Hao or because of this beautiful little girl?
Father Lu comforted his wife, "My son must be normal, don't worry, I heard my son calling that girl last night."
Mother Lu looked at her husband warily, "Why don't I know?"
"You're asleep," Lu's father said with a smile, "I heard a bang sound at three o'clock last night, and I thought the house was broken into. When I got up to look, I heard my son talking on the phone with a girl." Don't worry, my son must be in love."
"Is it really normal to call after three o'clock?" Mother Lu asked suspiciously.
Father Lu scratched his head, "It should be normal when you are in love."
Mother Lu thought about it carefully, and it seemed that what her husband said made sense, but Mother Lu asked curiously, "What did the two of them talk about?"
Father Lu was silent for a while, and finally said uncertainly, "My son said he dreamed that the girl died..."
Lu's mother looked at her husband gloomyly: "Most night, I called the girl and said that I dreamed that she died. Your son has a grudge against the girl."
Father Lu didn't know what to say.
Because Lu's father also thinks that the topic of son is quite inappropriate. Even if you really dreamed that the girl died, you can't say it. It's not auspicious thing!
"However," Lu's father still tried to restore his son's image in Lu's mother's mind, "my son is very precious about this camera and SD card. Don't let the servant throw away the card."
However, Mother Lu already had an idea in her heart, and her eyes were gloomy, "No, I have to ask this little bitch, Si Anhao, out for a chat alone. If my son really likes a girl, then don't talk about it. If my son has a boy he likes..."
The smile on Lu's mother's lips was sinister, and when Lu's father thought that his son had a boy he liked, he immediately smiled as sinisterly as his own wife.
When Lu Yunfeng was about to get to school by car, he just remembered that before going out in the morning, he just went to tell his father to pay attention to his camera, but he forgot to take care of his pants.
Forget it, Lu Yunfeng thought, at his age, it's not shameful for him to have this kind of thing once or twice.Moreover, father and mother are not such gossip people, so they should not notice these things.
(End of this chapter)
Lu Yunfeng went to school early the next morning after eating.
As soon as Lu Yunfeng went to school, Lu's father and Lu's mother got together silently and began to discuss Lu Yunfeng's recent strange behavior.
"Old man, do you know what I found this morning?" Mother Lu stood in front of Father Lu with a men's boxer briefs in her hand.
Father Lu was eating when he looked up and saw a man's underwear.
Papa Lu's face turned green immediately, "Honey, what are you doing with your son's underwear? Besides, I'm still eating. Please take care of my mood while eating."
"Are you still in the mood to eat?" Mother Lu put her hands on her waist, forcefully moved away her husband's bowl and chopsticks, forced Lu's father to look at her and said, "Look at the sticky puddle on it."
Lu's father couldn't bear to look straight away and turned his face away, "Son...maybe I had a dream last night, why are you so violent? Put it down quickly, your behavior is too perverted!"
"It's not me who is perverted! It's your son!" Mother Lu retorted sternly.
"What's wrong with my son?" Lu's father has always been proud of having a son like Lu Yunfeng, "We're all grown-ups, it's normal to have sex dreams. In my father's time, he would have been married long ago."
"The object of his erotic dreams is not normal!" Mother Lu looked at her stupid husband.I have never been able to get her points, it is a family misfortune to have such a stupid husband.
Lu's father was slightly taken aback, "Why is it abnormal?"
He had seen it secretly, she was a pretty little girl, much prettier than the daughter-in-law when she was younger anyway.It's still the son's vision is good, the tiger father has no dogs.
"Look!" Lu's mother called out the photo excitedly, "I found it on Weibo, your son kissed Si Anhao."
Lu's mother was so anxious that she carried Lu Yunfeng's underwear around the room, nagging non-stop, "Let me tell you, I have already seen that Si Anhao is really uneasy about our family Yunfeng. That Si Anhao is a thief at first glance, his eyes are not normal, Yunfeng is the only seedling in our family, if Yunfeng and Si Anhao are together, what will our family do?"
Isn't it a little girl?How did he become Si An Hao?
Father Lu took the picture in disbelief and looked at it. He couldn't calm down anymore. Why did his son really kiss Si Anhao?
"How many years, except for the first time, so many years, I haven't seen this thing on my son's pants, but, yesterday, Yun Feng kissed Si Anhao, that little vixen, and..." Lu Mom couldn't continue talking as she was talking. At this moment, Mother Lu only had the feeling that a good dish was spoiled by a pig.
"Honey, why don't you come and see what's going on?" Lu's father walked up to Lu's mother, and handed Lu Yunfeng's digital camera over.
Mother Lu didn't want to look at it at first, but when she glanced out of the corner of her eye, Father Lu felt that a gust of wind had blown and the digital camera was no longer in his hands.
"What... what's going on?" Lu's mother and Lu's father looked at each other suspiciously, "Who is this little girl?"
Lu's mother and Lu's father know their son quite well. Compared with the fierce expression of Lu Yunfeng in the photo kissing with Si Anhao, they feel that in this video, the person with a tender smile on his face that does not look like Lu Yunfeng is the real one. their son.
They also didn't miss the disappointment that flashed across his son's face when the people around him cheered for three seconds.
But why have they never seen this little girl?
Besides, when did this develop?
The most important thing is, was the son last night because of Si An Hao or because of this beautiful little girl?
Father Lu comforted his wife, "My son must be normal, don't worry, I heard my son calling that girl last night."
Mother Lu looked at her husband warily, "Why don't I know?"
"You're asleep," Lu's father said with a smile, "I heard a bang sound at three o'clock last night, and I thought the house was broken into. When I got up to look, I heard my son talking on the phone with a girl." Don't worry, my son must be in love."
"Is it really normal to call after three o'clock?" Mother Lu asked suspiciously.
Father Lu scratched his head, "It should be normal when you are in love."
Mother Lu thought about it carefully, and it seemed that what her husband said made sense, but Mother Lu asked curiously, "What did the two of them talk about?"
Father Lu was silent for a while, and finally said uncertainly, "My son said he dreamed that the girl died..."
Lu's mother looked at her husband gloomyly: "Most night, I called the girl and said that I dreamed that she died. Your son has a grudge against the girl."
Father Lu didn't know what to say.
Because Lu's father also thinks that the topic of son is quite inappropriate. Even if you really dreamed that the girl died, you can't say it. It's not auspicious thing!
"However," Lu's father still tried to restore his son's image in Lu's mother's mind, "my son is very precious about this camera and SD card. Don't let the servant throw away the card."
However, Mother Lu already had an idea in her heart, and her eyes were gloomy, "No, I have to ask this little bitch, Si Anhao, out for a chat alone. If my son really likes a girl, then don't talk about it. If my son has a boy he likes..."
The smile on Lu's mother's lips was sinister, and when Lu's father thought that his son had a boy he liked, he immediately smiled as sinisterly as his own wife.
When Lu Yunfeng was about to get to school by car, he just remembered that before going out in the morning, he just went to tell his father to pay attention to his camera, but he forgot to take care of his pants.
Forget it, Lu Yunfeng thought, at his age, it's not shameful for him to have this kind of thing once or twice.Moreover, father and mother are not such gossip people, so they should not notice these things.
(End of this chapter)
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