Southern Song Dynasty small landlord
Chapter 302 I am a poor man!
Chapter 302 I am a poor man!
Qin Hui and Wang were so angry at Qin Shou's attitude, but their physical illness made them unable to bear it for a minute. Qin Hui gritted his teeth and squeezed out two words: "I will give it!"
Qin Shou snapped his fingers and said with a smile, "Pay first!"
"You, you, you are a quack doctor with no morals!" Wang couldn't help cursing, she got angry when she saw Qin Shou, but Qin Shou didn't get angry when he saw her.
Qin Shou was not angry either, and looked at Wang with a smile.
Qin Hui half-closed his eyes weakly, and shot a gloomy look from the small slits of his eyes. After a while, he said, "I heard that your consultation fee is 1000 taels of silver, right?"
"Well, that's right. There is such a price. It's a price for the poor. If you think you are poor, then you can pay 1000 taels of silver!" Qin Shou didn't just quibble. Gou stared at Qin Hui, wondering how Qin Hui would answer.
"Hehe, I'm just a petty official. My family has limited money, so I can't be considered a rich man. Let's pay 2000 taels of silver together." Qin Hui said calmly without blushing or beating heart.
Qin Shou opened his mouth slightly, his expression a little stupefied. He didn't expect Qin Hui to be so shameless. In order to pay less money, he could find such a reason. Then he turned to look at Wang, and asked, "You also admit that you are poor?"
Wang closed her eyes, took a deep breath, and tried to calm herself down. After a while, she gritted her teeth and said a few words: "I am a poor man!"
Tsk tsk, Qin Shou was speechless, they all shamelessly admitted that they were poor, and Qin Shou couldn't keep his mouth shut, so he had to let go of the thousand taels of gold. Alas, Qin Shou sighed inwardly, he was still a little tender, unexpectedly This pair of thieves has such thick skin!
After confirming the price, Qin Hui immediately sent someone to fetch the silver and asked Qin Shou to count it on the spot, then squinted at Qin Shou.
Qin Shou smiled slightly, looked up at the weather, and said, "Master Qin, it's getting late now, and it's past the time for medical treatment. In this way, you should send someone out to collect pig feces tomorrow morning. Remember to collect ten carts of pig feces." , put it in the sun for half a day, and wait until three quarters in the afternoon before you can officially treat the disease."
"what?"
Wang's sharp voice rang out, piercing Qin Shou's eardrums to the point of tearing. Qin Shou picked out his ears, looked at Wang innocently, and asked, "Do you have any questions?"
"Why tomorrow at noon, why not treat the illness immediately?" Wang Zhuangruo was crazy, pointing at Qin Shou like a shrew and shouting.
Qin Shou looked her up and down a few times, and said in a sympathetic tone: "Mrs. Qin, I can understand your feelings, but your disease is not a disease that normal people will get. Of course, there are certain restrictions on the treatment. It can be cured.”
"I don't believe it, I want you to cure me right now, cure me!" Wang roared.
Qin Shou leaned back, with a gloomy face, pointed to Wang and asked, "Are you the doctor or am I the doctor?"
Qin Hui stared at Qin Shou, sighed, and said first: "You are Langzhong, my wife is not in a good mood now, please understand Qin Langzhong, and ask Qin Langzhong to tell us what kind of disease we have, why are we called normal people? will get sick."
Hehe, Qin Shou sneered twice, sat up straight, turned to Qin Hui, and said slowly: "Your disease is originally a disease of pigs. This disease is not a problem to pigs, but if people get this disease, That's a big deal."
"Ordinary medicine stones are ineffective against it. If you can't find the right prescription, even if the Daluo Jinxian comes, you will be helpless."
When Qin Shou said this, his eyes turned from Qin Hui to Wang Shi, and seeing that Wang Shi was also paying attention, he continued: "Do you know why pigs are not afraid of these diseases?"
"Why?" Qin Hui became interested and asked aloud.
"Because of pig feces, pig feces are drawn from the pig's large intestine. It is very smelly to humans, but it is a good thing to pigs. You haven't seen that pigs like to roll on pig feces. They are Use pig feces to drive away the virus, so tomorrow you must find a way to collect ten truckloads of pig feces, if the amount is not enough to affect the treatment, I will not take responsibility."
Qin Hui and Wang exchanged a look, both of them were half-believing, how could this be possible, how could the disease from the pigs spread to them, and they didn't feed the pigs.
Qin Shou pretended not to see the eye contact between the two, and stood up and said, "I have also explained the matter. If you dislike the smell tomorrow, you can dig a three-foot-deep hole outside the gate. If you don't dislike the smell, you can also dig it in the pit." In the yard, but with full sun."
"Be sure to let the pig's dung be exposed to the sun and make it filial, so as to better treat your diseases. Well, let's just drip it like this, and I will come to see you tomorrow morning."
"No!" Seeing that Qin Shou was going to leave, Mrs. Wang gave up, pointing at Qin Shou and shouting, "You can't go, you have to stay and watch us. What if the condition gets worse overnight?"
Qin Shou looked at Wang, with disdain flashing in his eyes. No matter how serious the disease is, how serious is it? There is no good flesh on his whole body. This guy is still worried about getting worse, but he is really afraid of death.
Qin Hui also stared at Qin Shou. He didn't want Qin Shou to leave, so he asked, "Is there no way to relieve the itching?"
"This is not without it."
"Oh, what is the solution?" Qin Hui stared at Qin Shou with eager eyes.
"Of course, the pig's disease can be solved from the pig. You can cut some pig hair, tie it into a bunch, and use it to scratch your body." Qin Shou said lightly.
Qin Hui's eyes lit up, and he said to Qin Shou: "Mr. Qin, please stay in the mansion to rest today. If you need anything, let the housekeeper arrange it. It's not too late to leave after the illness is cured tomorrow."
Qin Shou narrowed his eyes and stared at Qin Hui. When he saw the persistence in Qin Hui's eyes, Qin Shou understood that this guy was really worried about leaving by himself. Anyway, he can be cured tomorrow anyway, so resting somewhere is not resting. He nodded in response and left with the butler.
Besides, Qin Hui immediately sent someone to cut the pig hair. He didn't care if there were any pigs in his house, anyway, as soon as he gave the order, someone started running errands.At the same time, Qin Hui also sent people to dig the three-foot-deep pond that Qin Shou mentioned.
Of course, they didn't dig the pond outside the gate, but chose it in the middle of the yard, where the sun can fully shine, and it won't affect the treatment at noon tomorrow.After arranging everything, Qin Hui fell down again powerlessly.
Ouch, my body is itchy and uncomfortable, I can't wait for the pig hair to appear now, the guard is very fast, I don't know where he went to reduce the pig hair, anyway, he came back soon, took two small handfuls in his hand, and handed it to Wang.
Wang-shi immediately took it and swept it over her body, ouch, hehe, Wang-shi let out a coquettish smile, and the place where the pig hair swept it was no longer itchy!
(End of this chapter)
Qin Hui and Wang were so angry at Qin Shou's attitude, but their physical illness made them unable to bear it for a minute. Qin Hui gritted his teeth and squeezed out two words: "I will give it!"
Qin Shou snapped his fingers and said with a smile, "Pay first!"
"You, you, you are a quack doctor with no morals!" Wang couldn't help cursing, she got angry when she saw Qin Shou, but Qin Shou didn't get angry when he saw her.
Qin Shou was not angry either, and looked at Wang with a smile.
Qin Hui half-closed his eyes weakly, and shot a gloomy look from the small slits of his eyes. After a while, he said, "I heard that your consultation fee is 1000 taels of silver, right?"
"Well, that's right. There is such a price. It's a price for the poor. If you think you are poor, then you can pay 1000 taels of silver!" Qin Shou didn't just quibble. Gou stared at Qin Hui, wondering how Qin Hui would answer.
"Hehe, I'm just a petty official. My family has limited money, so I can't be considered a rich man. Let's pay 2000 taels of silver together." Qin Hui said calmly without blushing or beating heart.
Qin Shou opened his mouth slightly, his expression a little stupefied. He didn't expect Qin Hui to be so shameless. In order to pay less money, he could find such a reason. Then he turned to look at Wang, and asked, "You also admit that you are poor?"
Wang closed her eyes, took a deep breath, and tried to calm herself down. After a while, she gritted her teeth and said a few words: "I am a poor man!"
Tsk tsk, Qin Shou was speechless, they all shamelessly admitted that they were poor, and Qin Shou couldn't keep his mouth shut, so he had to let go of the thousand taels of gold. Alas, Qin Shou sighed inwardly, he was still a little tender, unexpectedly This pair of thieves has such thick skin!
After confirming the price, Qin Hui immediately sent someone to fetch the silver and asked Qin Shou to count it on the spot, then squinted at Qin Shou.
Qin Shou smiled slightly, looked up at the weather, and said, "Master Qin, it's getting late now, and it's past the time for medical treatment. In this way, you should send someone out to collect pig feces tomorrow morning. Remember to collect ten carts of pig feces." , put it in the sun for half a day, and wait until three quarters in the afternoon before you can officially treat the disease."
"what?"
Wang's sharp voice rang out, piercing Qin Shou's eardrums to the point of tearing. Qin Shou picked out his ears, looked at Wang innocently, and asked, "Do you have any questions?"
"Why tomorrow at noon, why not treat the illness immediately?" Wang Zhuangruo was crazy, pointing at Qin Shou like a shrew and shouting.
Qin Shou looked her up and down a few times, and said in a sympathetic tone: "Mrs. Qin, I can understand your feelings, but your disease is not a disease that normal people will get. Of course, there are certain restrictions on the treatment. It can be cured.”
"I don't believe it, I want you to cure me right now, cure me!" Wang roared.
Qin Shou leaned back, with a gloomy face, pointed to Wang and asked, "Are you the doctor or am I the doctor?"
Qin Hui stared at Qin Shou, sighed, and said first: "You are Langzhong, my wife is not in a good mood now, please understand Qin Langzhong, and ask Qin Langzhong to tell us what kind of disease we have, why are we called normal people? will get sick."
Hehe, Qin Shou sneered twice, sat up straight, turned to Qin Hui, and said slowly: "Your disease is originally a disease of pigs. This disease is not a problem to pigs, but if people get this disease, That's a big deal."
"Ordinary medicine stones are ineffective against it. If you can't find the right prescription, even if the Daluo Jinxian comes, you will be helpless."
When Qin Shou said this, his eyes turned from Qin Hui to Wang Shi, and seeing that Wang Shi was also paying attention, he continued: "Do you know why pigs are not afraid of these diseases?"
"Why?" Qin Hui became interested and asked aloud.
"Because of pig feces, pig feces are drawn from the pig's large intestine. It is very smelly to humans, but it is a good thing to pigs. You haven't seen that pigs like to roll on pig feces. They are Use pig feces to drive away the virus, so tomorrow you must find a way to collect ten truckloads of pig feces, if the amount is not enough to affect the treatment, I will not take responsibility."
Qin Hui and Wang exchanged a look, both of them were half-believing, how could this be possible, how could the disease from the pigs spread to them, and they didn't feed the pigs.
Qin Shou pretended not to see the eye contact between the two, and stood up and said, "I have also explained the matter. If you dislike the smell tomorrow, you can dig a three-foot-deep hole outside the gate. If you don't dislike the smell, you can also dig it in the pit." In the yard, but with full sun."
"Be sure to let the pig's dung be exposed to the sun and make it filial, so as to better treat your diseases. Well, let's just drip it like this, and I will come to see you tomorrow morning."
"No!" Seeing that Qin Shou was going to leave, Mrs. Wang gave up, pointing at Qin Shou and shouting, "You can't go, you have to stay and watch us. What if the condition gets worse overnight?"
Qin Shou looked at Wang, with disdain flashing in his eyes. No matter how serious the disease is, how serious is it? There is no good flesh on his whole body. This guy is still worried about getting worse, but he is really afraid of death.
Qin Hui also stared at Qin Shou. He didn't want Qin Shou to leave, so he asked, "Is there no way to relieve the itching?"
"This is not without it."
"Oh, what is the solution?" Qin Hui stared at Qin Shou with eager eyes.
"Of course, the pig's disease can be solved from the pig. You can cut some pig hair, tie it into a bunch, and use it to scratch your body." Qin Shou said lightly.
Qin Hui's eyes lit up, and he said to Qin Shou: "Mr. Qin, please stay in the mansion to rest today. If you need anything, let the housekeeper arrange it. It's not too late to leave after the illness is cured tomorrow."
Qin Shou narrowed his eyes and stared at Qin Hui. When he saw the persistence in Qin Hui's eyes, Qin Shou understood that this guy was really worried about leaving by himself. Anyway, he can be cured tomorrow anyway, so resting somewhere is not resting. He nodded in response and left with the butler.
Besides, Qin Hui immediately sent someone to cut the pig hair. He didn't care if there were any pigs in his house, anyway, as soon as he gave the order, someone started running errands.At the same time, Qin Hui also sent people to dig the three-foot-deep pond that Qin Shou mentioned.
Of course, they didn't dig the pond outside the gate, but chose it in the middle of the yard, where the sun can fully shine, and it won't affect the treatment at noon tomorrow.After arranging everything, Qin Hui fell down again powerlessly.
Ouch, my body is itchy and uncomfortable, I can't wait for the pig hair to appear now, the guard is very fast, I don't know where he went to reduce the pig hair, anyway, he came back soon, took two small handfuls in his hand, and handed it to Wang.
Wang-shi immediately took it and swept it over her body, ouch, hehe, Wang-shi let out a coquettish smile, and the place where the pig hair swept it was no longer itchy!
(End of this chapter)
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