Southern Song Dynasty small landlord

Chapter 303

The prescription given by Qin Shou was good, as expected, the itching could be relieved for a short time after using pig hair, but there was a new problem, that is, they had to turn over frequently, otherwise the lower body would start to itch.

That night Qin Shou still slept soundly, smiling in his dreams, dreaming that he beat up Qin Hui and Wang in a fancy way, and there were his brothers cheering up and wishing him well, looking at the familiar pictures. Qin Shou played vigorously and smiled happily.

When the rooster crowed at the fifth watch, Qin Shou woke up with a smile, opened his eyes and touched the wall for a long time, but he couldn't find the light switch, but touched some wooden boards. Qin Shou closed his eyes for a long time Only then did he realize, alas, with a long sigh, Qin Shou realized that he was just having a sweet dream.

The past will eventually pass, and I can never go back, alas, Qin Shou sighed again, rubbed his eyes, looked at the sky, and fell down on the bed again.

The sound of footsteps was already heard outside, and some servants slowly got up, began to clean the courtyard, and lit a fire to make breakfast.

Qin Hui also got up early, had a good night, and even slept for a while. When he got up, his complexion was much better than yesterday, but the maidservant who was watching the night beside him had an ugly complexion. People tickle it.

If the cleaning is not in place, they will be beaten. This night was really aggrieved, and I finally looked forward to the dawn. I hope that Qin Langzhong can cure the illness of the old lady as soon as possible, otherwise they really can't stand this day-to-day toss.

Early in the morning, there are servants pulling small carts, collecting pig feces all over the street. Pig feces are a good thing. In ancient times, there was no chemical fertilizer, and all that was used in the strong land was pig feces and human feces, so every family treasured these things. , never poured out, and carefully put it into his own pit.

The team of more than a dozen people walked for a long time without receiving pig feces, but the housekeeper was very anxious. The poor man was still injured. It was the head of the guard next to him who was smart. He grew up in the countryside. It is not easy to harvest in Lin'an, but it is much easier in the countryside.

It is suggested that everyone divide into several waves and go to different villages. If the price is higher, someone will definitely sell it. Just like that, divide into teams of more than a dozen people and divide them into different small villages. Why is there a team of more than a dozen people? I am afraid that one team will not be able to collect enough cars, so prepare more.

Fortunately, these people are quick-witted. If they really stay in the city, they will probably have to eat again when they come back, because after the auspicious time, Qin Hui and Wang will have no chance to get medical treatment today, so that doesn't mean offending the two masters die.

Not long after breakfast, someone came back with a small cart holding his nose. The cart was filled with two large buckets of pig feces.

Under Qin Shou's command, they poured the pig feces into the big pit dug in advance. Qin Shou kindly asked them to mix the pig feces evenly. Looking at the black and smelly pig feces, Qin Shou resisted the urge to run away. Sprinkle the antidote quietly, looked up at the sky solemnly, and said: "You stir every other stick of incense, and call me at three o'clock in the afternoon."

"Yes!" The chief guard replied, and stood by the pit, watching the sun while counting the time.

Qin Hui also looked up at the sky from time to time in the room, then looked outside the courtyard, sniffed his nose, couldn't help covering it again, it stinks, it stinks!
Seeing Qin Shou coming in, Qin Hui asked: "Qin Langzhong, everything you want is ready, what should we prepare next?"

Well, Qin Shou hummed, looked at Qin Hui, then at Wang, and said with a serious expression: "Get ready, when it's [-]:[-] noon, you immediately take off your clothes and rush into the excrement pool, roll around in it, remember Stop, you must roll all over your body, if you have any places where pig feces are not stained, I don't care about the sequelae."

ah?Qin Hui and Wang shi uttered their voices together, looked at Qin Shou in surprise, and told them to strip naked and rush into the shit pond to roll around. How did this guy come up with this idea?This guy also suggested yesterday that they dig the pit outside the gate. If they really dug it outside the gate, would they have the face to face others?

Qin Hui stared at Qin Shou for a long time, then said coldly: "Qin Langzhong, this joke is not funny at all."

"Yo, who made a joke to you, am I serious?" Qin Shou's face turned pale, he glared at Qin Hui with displeasure, and said loudly, "If you want to recover from your illness, you have to listen to the doctor. If you think you are a doctor, then you can heal your own illnesses, so what do you want me to do?"

Seeing that Qin Shou was angry, Qin Hui immediately slowed down his attitude and said, "Qin Langzhong, your method is too damaging. Is that something a human can do?"

"Your disease is not a disease that humans can get. If you don't believe me, you can go to other doctors and see if they can cure your disease!" Qin Shou flicked his sleeves, turned around in displeasure and wanted to leave.

Qin Hui was in a hurry, and quickly said loudly: "Mr. Qin, go slowly, we have something to talk about, can't you think of other ways?"

With a gloomy face, Qin Shou turned his head to stare at Qin Hui, and said displeasedly: "Master Qin, do you not believe me? If there is another way, will I let you do this? Is there any benefit for you to do this? "

Now, Qin Hui was speechless. What they did was really not good for Qin Shou. They had already paid for the consultation fee. No matter how Qin Shou prescribed the prescription, it would not be bad for Qin Shou. There was really no reason, but Qin Hui just felt very awkward.

Mrs. Wang was dumbfounded when she heard it, looked at her body, and then thought about the excrement pond outside. She wanted to die, and stared at Qin Shouling bitterly and said, "I don't care, you have to find a way. , or else, I'll kill you!"

"Okay, then you kill! Let's see if it's your sword that is faster, or I run faster!" Qin Shou glared at Wang with a rascal's face, don't think it's the Qin family who didn't break it, really I am not happy anymore, and no one can stop me from leaving.

You, you, Wang was so angry at Qin Shou, this bastard has never had a good face towards him, Wang really couldn't figure out how he had offended him, and his attitude was okay at first when he went to seek medical treatment, and it wasn't too embarrassing Qin Shou, why does Qin Shou treat him so indifferently?
Mrs. Wang can't figure it out, and Qin Shou can't explain it. I can't say that because you are the most treacherous official and the first adulterer in history, I have a problem with you.

The three of them were deadlocked in the room, the time ticked away, and before they knew it, it was [-]:[-] noon. The chief guard came in wiping his sweat and shouted, "Master, it's [-]:[-] noon!"

At three quarters in the afternoon, Qin Shou will choose the time. Qin Hui will feel as if he is going to be guillotined. Look at his arm, then at Qin Shou. Qin Shou stares at him with a blank expression on his face. them.

Qin Hui asked unwillingly: "Is there really no other way?"

(End of this chapter)