Princess little sister: My male god is too black
Chapter 182 Brother Octopus Was Shot While Lying Down
Chapter 182 Brother Octopus Was Shot While Lying Down
Put the table down gently.
Anyway, the teapot and teacups had already been destroyed by the bald man, and the coffee table was empty, so he just put down the table to vent. Compared with the bald man, he couldn't be too kind.
Ignoring the astonished expression of a certain octopus on the sofa, D-man took a deep breath, returned to his original position, and continued to look for abuse:
"Eight, hey~ That's a good word! Fat husbands generally love their wives more."
"Do you have a wife?" An Yuexi, who witnessed his childish behavior, pursed her lips and smiled, thinking that this fat man is quite cute, but even if she has a crush, it doesn't prevent her from continuing to abuse him.
"I have a wife..."
An Yuexi looked at him wonderingly, "Huh?" This was a bit beyond her expectation.
Although he is an adult, and it is very common for modern young people to call their girlfriends their wives, but... who careless would ask him to be a boyfriend?
But soon, D-man had a normal explanation, "I have... wife cake, hehe." Then, he took out a wife cake from his trouser pocket, shook it a few times for her to see, and then took it apart. Open the package and eat it directly.
"Heh..." She smiled helplessly, and asked, "It's in the trouser pocket... Deng Zi, let me ask you, why didn't the biscuits and the phone fall off when you stood on your head just now?"
"This is because there is a zipper inside." After explaining, he took out another wife cake from another trouser pocket, handed it to her and said, "Well, it's delicious, do you want one?"
She didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and waved her hand to refuse: "Okay, you can eat yours, and give me your mobile phone, I want to see what you are looking at."
"Take it up (go)..." He handed her the phone readily.
She took the phone, looked at it, read on, and said, "Well, Article [-], fat people are more stable in mood, modest, poof—"
As soon as she laughed, he quickly covered his face with his wife's cake.
Seeing this, she laughed again, "Pfft, nonsense, you're going to blow yourself up sooner or later just because you lose your temper.
"Although... my emotions are a little fluctuating, but it's really quite stable, coming and going quickly, it's always like this.
Auntie, what I said is true. If you say that I bully the weak, you are just joking with them and scaring them.
It's the nature of children playing house, I swear, I have never done substantial harm to anyone, really. "
D man spoke with confidence, but An Yuexi didn't express any opinions. His words were groundless, and he couldn't draw conclusions casually until they were confirmed.
"You have looked at me with colored glasses from the very beginning, preconceived, and have too much prejudice against me, which is unfair.
Because of you, my aunt might be even more ruthless towards me, hey, I'm not complaining about you, I just hope you can be more tolerant to me..."
He was too impulsive before, but after thinking about it, he was still a little worried about tutoring homework. If she messed up and just let Xia Peilang go through the motions, or teach him casually, then his money would be wasted .
So, in order not to be put on little shoes, he tried his best to whitewash himself, hoping to take this opportunity to let her say a good word for him in front of Xia Peilang, at least let him pass the high school entrance examination smoothly, and let himself have a taste of being praised by his old man taste.
"If you know your mistakes, you can correct them. There's nothing good about it, right?"
Man D looked at An Yuexi expectantly, hoping that she would say something and agree with him, but she acted as if she hadn't heard his words, holding his mobile phone, and continued to read: "The last one, fat man It can help you warm your bed in winter."
After finishing speaking, she shook her head, pointed the screen of the phone at his face, and let him see it.
He lowered his head, looked at it seriously, and said, "What's wrong with this one? There's nothing wrong with it."
An Yuexi continued to shake his head, looked at him with contempt, and said, "Huh~~~ What a pity, the living environment is so good, I don't even want to use the air conditioner."
Male D: "I..." So she dug a hole here and waited for him to jump, no wonder her eyelids kept twitching so much.
After all, among the ten items, except for being broad-minded and fat, she didn't like any of them.
Hey?No, based on how he spent these few hours with her, she wouldn't leave a word in his favour, so how did she answer at that time?
Oh, I remembered, I praised him for being magnanimous, magnanimous...
He said it silently several times and scratched his head several times before he remembered, oh my god!Dadu is a homonym for big belly, isn't she calling him a beer belly in a corner?
The corner of D's mouth couldn't help twitching, so in her eyes, he was just such a useless fat pig.
"Grandma, you are a professional teardown, right?"
An Yuexi turned a deaf ear to his words, "Okay, I'm done talking, return the phone to you, and connect it."
After telling the story, she threw the phone directly at his face, and after he was in a hurry, he finally caught it.
After calming his nervous beating heart and carefully putting the phone back into his trouser pocket, he looked up and saw An Yuexi walking towards the sofa, and he hurriedly followed, "Hey, grandma, be careful, there are debris on the ground .”
"Got it," she replied impatiently, and went to see how the bald man on the sofa was doing.
At this time, the bald man shrunk on the sofa with one hand, covering his eyes and forehead that had just been hit by chopsticks, and was taking a short breath.
She bent down, looked at his face, then at D's face, compared them, and said: "It's really ugly, the more you look at it, the uglier it is, uglier than you."
Man D said speechlessly: "Can you not add the last sentence?"
She ignored his plea and said, "No."
"Okay." He followed her example, looked at the bald man, and then commented: "This octopus is ugly."
"..."
Hearing these words, the bald man put down his hands, opened his eyes slightly, and looked at the blurred picture in front of him, both angry and sad.
These two daring bastards dared to ignore him who was seriously injured in front of this talented man and just chatted.
Let's just talk about it, and don't forget to bring him along, speak ill of him, and even attack him personally with insulting words.
It's getting worse and worse. After he rests for a while and finds the contact lenses, he must teach these brats a lesson.
And Ye Qin, that bastard, I'll solve it together when I find an opportunity. Look at the students who are introduced, it really seems like birds of a feather flock together, most likely they are repeaters.
When the bald man cut them into pieces, D man opened his mouth and yelled at him arrogantly: "Hey, you are that tutor, the octopus?"
"Baby bastard, what kind of octopus, this talent is called Yu Zhang." After groping on the sofa for a while, Yu Zhang finally found a contact lens, he quickly put it on his right eye, and then sprayed D manly.
(End of this chapter)
Put the table down gently.
Anyway, the teapot and teacups had already been destroyed by the bald man, and the coffee table was empty, so he just put down the table to vent. Compared with the bald man, he couldn't be too kind.
Ignoring the astonished expression of a certain octopus on the sofa, D-man took a deep breath, returned to his original position, and continued to look for abuse:
"Eight, hey~ That's a good word! Fat husbands generally love their wives more."
"Do you have a wife?" An Yuexi, who witnessed his childish behavior, pursed her lips and smiled, thinking that this fat man is quite cute, but even if she has a crush, it doesn't prevent her from continuing to abuse him.
"I have a wife..."
An Yuexi looked at him wonderingly, "Huh?" This was a bit beyond her expectation.
Although he is an adult, and it is very common for modern young people to call their girlfriends their wives, but... who careless would ask him to be a boyfriend?
But soon, D-man had a normal explanation, "I have... wife cake, hehe." Then, he took out a wife cake from his trouser pocket, shook it a few times for her to see, and then took it apart. Open the package and eat it directly.
"Heh..." She smiled helplessly, and asked, "It's in the trouser pocket... Deng Zi, let me ask you, why didn't the biscuits and the phone fall off when you stood on your head just now?"
"This is because there is a zipper inside." After explaining, he took out another wife cake from another trouser pocket, handed it to her and said, "Well, it's delicious, do you want one?"
She didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and waved her hand to refuse: "Okay, you can eat yours, and give me your mobile phone, I want to see what you are looking at."
"Take it up (go)..." He handed her the phone readily.
She took the phone, looked at it, read on, and said, "Well, Article [-], fat people are more stable in mood, modest, poof—"
As soon as she laughed, he quickly covered his face with his wife's cake.
Seeing this, she laughed again, "Pfft, nonsense, you're going to blow yourself up sooner or later just because you lose your temper.
"Although... my emotions are a little fluctuating, but it's really quite stable, coming and going quickly, it's always like this.
Auntie, what I said is true. If you say that I bully the weak, you are just joking with them and scaring them.
It's the nature of children playing house, I swear, I have never done substantial harm to anyone, really. "
D man spoke with confidence, but An Yuexi didn't express any opinions. His words were groundless, and he couldn't draw conclusions casually until they were confirmed.
"You have looked at me with colored glasses from the very beginning, preconceived, and have too much prejudice against me, which is unfair.
Because of you, my aunt might be even more ruthless towards me, hey, I'm not complaining about you, I just hope you can be more tolerant to me..."
He was too impulsive before, but after thinking about it, he was still a little worried about tutoring homework. If she messed up and just let Xia Peilang go through the motions, or teach him casually, then his money would be wasted .
So, in order not to be put on little shoes, he tried his best to whitewash himself, hoping to take this opportunity to let her say a good word for him in front of Xia Peilang, at least let him pass the high school entrance examination smoothly, and let himself have a taste of being praised by his old man taste.
"If you know your mistakes, you can correct them. There's nothing good about it, right?"
Man D looked at An Yuexi expectantly, hoping that she would say something and agree with him, but she acted as if she hadn't heard his words, holding his mobile phone, and continued to read: "The last one, fat man It can help you warm your bed in winter."
After finishing speaking, she shook her head, pointed the screen of the phone at his face, and let him see it.
He lowered his head, looked at it seriously, and said, "What's wrong with this one? There's nothing wrong with it."
An Yuexi continued to shake his head, looked at him with contempt, and said, "Huh~~~ What a pity, the living environment is so good, I don't even want to use the air conditioner."
Male D: "I..." So she dug a hole here and waited for him to jump, no wonder her eyelids kept twitching so much.
After all, among the ten items, except for being broad-minded and fat, she didn't like any of them.
Hey?No, based on how he spent these few hours with her, she wouldn't leave a word in his favour, so how did she answer at that time?
Oh, I remembered, I praised him for being magnanimous, magnanimous...
He said it silently several times and scratched his head several times before he remembered, oh my god!Dadu is a homonym for big belly, isn't she calling him a beer belly in a corner?
The corner of D's mouth couldn't help twitching, so in her eyes, he was just such a useless fat pig.
"Grandma, you are a professional teardown, right?"
An Yuexi turned a deaf ear to his words, "Okay, I'm done talking, return the phone to you, and connect it."
After telling the story, she threw the phone directly at his face, and after he was in a hurry, he finally caught it.
After calming his nervous beating heart and carefully putting the phone back into his trouser pocket, he looked up and saw An Yuexi walking towards the sofa, and he hurriedly followed, "Hey, grandma, be careful, there are debris on the ground .”
"Got it," she replied impatiently, and went to see how the bald man on the sofa was doing.
At this time, the bald man shrunk on the sofa with one hand, covering his eyes and forehead that had just been hit by chopsticks, and was taking a short breath.
She bent down, looked at his face, then at D's face, compared them, and said: "It's really ugly, the more you look at it, the uglier it is, uglier than you."
Man D said speechlessly: "Can you not add the last sentence?"
She ignored his plea and said, "No."
"Okay." He followed her example, looked at the bald man, and then commented: "This octopus is ugly."
"..."
Hearing these words, the bald man put down his hands, opened his eyes slightly, and looked at the blurred picture in front of him, both angry and sad.
These two daring bastards dared to ignore him who was seriously injured in front of this talented man and just chatted.
Let's just talk about it, and don't forget to bring him along, speak ill of him, and even attack him personally with insulting words.
It's getting worse and worse. After he rests for a while and finds the contact lenses, he must teach these brats a lesson.
And Ye Qin, that bastard, I'll solve it together when I find an opportunity. Look at the students who are introduced, it really seems like birds of a feather flock together, most likely they are repeaters.
When the bald man cut them into pieces, D man opened his mouth and yelled at him arrogantly: "Hey, you are that tutor, the octopus?"
"Baby bastard, what kind of octopus, this talent is called Yu Zhang." After groping on the sofa for a while, Yu Zhang finally found a contact lens, he quickly put it on his right eye, and then sprayed D manly.
(End of this chapter)
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