Chapter 183 Abuse is healthier

"Spraying dung in the mouth, you are still a genius, oh, let me go, no matter how you pretend, you are still a bald, headed, octopus." D male deliberately emphasized the last three words.

"What a bald head! Look clearly, this genius has hair... people, eh?"

Yu Zhang was eager to prove that he was not bald, so he put his hand on his head, but after touching it for a long time, there was nothing bald. He immediately panicked and searched on the sofa, "Eh? My hair, my hair Woolen cloth?"

"You...meaning, this stuff?" D-man walked a few steps, deliberately kicked the wig on the ground with his shoe, and said to him.

Seeing his most precious long curly hair being ruined like this, he was very sad, and he rolled over from the sofa. When he hit the ground, he climbed to the feet of D man, and then yanked his shoes hard , and shouted: "Take your dirty shoes away!"

"Uh, I'm sorry!" After D male finished apologizing carelessly, he moved his shoes away, and then deliberately said something very offensive:

"As for it, it's just a broken wig. You can see it everywhere on the street. It's better than it, and it's so cheap. Seeing how pitiful you are, hehe, it's a big deal...I'm kind enough to buy it and give it away. Do you have one?"

"What do you know? This is a priceless treasure, you can't afford it."

Regardless of the bloody fingers pierced by the slag, Yu Zhang hugged his long curly hair tightly and wept bitterly. In extreme grief and anger, he kept twitching his big nose and roaring like killing a pig.

"Wow—Xiao Huang is not a wig, it's real hair."

"Xiao Huang?" An Yuexi and D-man looked at each other in blank dismay, it was so fresh, it was the first time they had heard of naming the wig.

"Wow, what do you bastards know? Xiao Huang is the last hair in my life.

Wow, when I was 20 years old, I had a serious illness, all my hair fell out, and all the hair follicles died.

Wow, in order to keep my hair, I purposely made them into a hair top, and dyed my favorite yellow, I have been wearing it until now, do you know how important it is to me?

Wow, can you afford to pay for the relationship between us? "

Yu Zhang burst into tears, and narrated his tragic experience like pouring beans. The more he said, the sadder he became, but the two people in front of him were unmoved.

Man D scolded directly: "Compensation? Bah bah bah, who wants to pay you? You got rid of your hair yourself. Do you want me to pay? Dreaming!"

"You bastard, it's you! It must be you, right? You murdered my little Huang, and I'll take your life!" Yu Zhang was about to get up, and wanted to rush to the D man and strangle him to death.

"Wait!" At this moment, An Yuexi yelled suddenly, causing Yuzhang to be distracted for a moment, not noticing the slippery floor, and fell to the floor with a "bang" as soon as he stood up.

Before he got up, An Yuexi asked: "Hey, Octopus, you died when you were 20 years old... so how old are you now?"

"25." Subconsciously replied, after waiting for a few seconds, he finally came to his senses, and hurriedly shouted: "What do you mean I'm dead, figure it out, it's my hair follicles that died."

On the side, male D asked her curiously, "Grandma, why are you asking this?"

"You're only 25 years old? Dirty fish, are you sure you're only 25 years old?" An Yuexi asked a certain octopus lying on the ground suspiciously.

"Nonsense! Of course I'm 25 years old!" Yu Zhang sat up awkwardly, and said with great reluctance: "I've said it all, I'm not called an octopus, let alone a dirty fish, you don't understand human language, do you?
Don't forget, this talent is the mentor who controls the most critical stage of your future life, pay attention to your attitude! "

Hearing his answer, Man D laughed and said: "25 years old, who would believe it? According to me, even if you report 45 years old, some people will think you are too young. Hey, don't stare at me, because I am jealous that I am younger than you ?"

Hehe, he just likes to see the helpless expression of someone who clearly hates him.

"Bad bastard!" Yu Zhang cursed back. He wanted to get up and beat him up, but he sprained his ankle, and he couldn't say such a shameful thing, so he could only sit on the floor.

"Big nose?" An Yuexi called out tentatively on a whim. She thought, if it was Brother Octopus, he must be very disgusted by others calling him big nose.

Sure enough, as expected, he became angry, "Big nose! What's wrong with the big nose, did you suck the air in your house?"

"That's not true, it's just that the turbid air pollutes the environment." As soon as the words came out, she saw that he was going to get mad again, and she wanted to stop him, but his words had already been spoken: "Bad bastard."

She held her forehead speechlessly, and said, "Why are you a bastard again? Did it provoke you? Are you sure you graduated from a prestigious school? Why is your vocabulary so small?"

When he heard the words "Graduated from a prestigious school", Mr. D paid special attention to the subtle expression on Yu Zhang's face, as if he had a guilty conscience, so he secretly said to An Yuexi: "Grandma, I think he may be forging degree."

She asked, "What's wrong?"

He replied: "When you were talking about him, he always acted very guilty."

"It's rare, good observation skills..." She did not hide her praise for him, and he smiled shyly, thinking to himself, this time the clouds and mists should be cleared to see the sun, but he heard her say again: "Confused For the first time, I finally became smart."

Male D: "..." Well, forget it, let's just treat it as... abuse is healthier.

As if she could see what was in his heart, she said again: "Deng Zi, my aunt won't abuse you anymore, let's beat him together, I think he can't get up anymore."

"Okay." When he heard that he was not torturing himself, he was so excited that he was gearing up, ready to try.

"Hey, old and ugly dirty fish..."

An Yuexi first greeted Zhang politely, and then, D-man appeared on the stage, talking to him arrogantly with his nostrils, saying:
"Hey, dead octopus, do you know that you look like Brother Squidward? You look alike everywhere, not only in appearance, but also in personality.

Irritable, snobbish, jealous and quite narcissistic, he thinks he is talented, but he is actually a scumbag who is deceived. "

"Baby bastard!" Yu Zhang cursed excitedly, but his face became even uglier with his excitement, his big nose was funny and ridiculous, and the wrinkles on his forehead could kill several flies.

Man D shouted in amazement: "Hey, hey, look, the wrinkles on his forehead are very similar."

"No, Deng Zi, you can't insult Brother Octopus like this. Anyway, Brother Octopus is very kind and has a sense of justice in his heart. A scum like him cannot be compared with Brother Octopus."

She seemed to be expressing her opinion very seriously, and D-boy nodded in agreement and said, "Grandma is right."

 Preview of the next chapter: When the male lead comes on stage, his secrets will only increase, not less...

  
 
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