Agent Evil Concubine

Chapter 575: Crazy Worship (1)
Why are there two storytellers today?This is not so important to the listeners, what is important is what wonderful jokes they will hear today!
"A month ago, a hundred demons suddenly appeared in the rivers and lakes. They claimed to be from Suohun Valley. These hundred demons are extremely vicious. They not only want to control the righteous way, dominate the martial arts, but also threaten the common people to hand over all their money. For them. If you don’t follow, you will be punished by smashing your bones!”

As soon as the black-faced old man finished speaking, the yellow-faced old man snatched the mahogany before he could slap the mahogany, and slapped the table heavily, and started talking about the joke.

"Seeing that the bloody wind is about to sweep the righteous way and the people are washed away by the rain of blood, at this critical moment, the god of eliminating disasters and disasters suddenly appears and resolves a great catastrophe in the world! Listeners, do you know that the god of eliminating disasters and disasters Who is God?"

As soon as the yellow-faced old man finished speaking, he snatched back the mahogany and slapped the table heavily. The black-faced old man said in a loud voice, "This god is..."

Before the black-faced old man could solve the suspense in the future, the audience in front raised his left arm high and shouted respectfully: "Our Laughing Emperor of Longyao Dongchao, our most beloved Laughing Emperor!"

After the audience in front finished shouting, the audience behind became angry.

They stood up in unison, waved their arms vigorously, and protested in unison: "Nonsense! It is the Sleeping Emperor of our Longyao Southern Dynasty, our most beloved Sleeping Emperor!"

After the audience at the back protested, the audience on the left became upset and shouted excitedly: "You guys are talking nonsense too! It's clearly the Nuhuang of my Long Yaoxi Dynasty, our most beloved Nuhuang!"

After the listener on the left finished shouting, the listener on the right was in a hurry.

They stopped drinking tea, they all jumped on the table, kicked the teapots and cups away, blushed and shouted thickly: "You are all talking nonsense! It is obviously the Ice Emperor of my Longyao Northern Dynasty, our most beloved Ice Emperor!"

Seeing this situation, the black-faced old man put down the mahogany, and immediately the corners of the yellow-faced old man's lips twitched.

Omg!

After a long time, they spent money to invite the real storyteller away, and came here to act as the false storyteller. It was a waste of money and saliva, because... everyone actually knew everything!

The black-faced old man and the yellow-faced old man had messy expressions on their faces.As for the audience, the tea-drinking pleasure was gone, and their faces were full of anger.

Seeing that the audience in front of me overturned the table, he said angrily, "I am Xiaohuang, the one who eliminates disasters and disasters. Don't take my merits!"

The audience behind rolled up their sleeves and waved their fists: "It is my Sleeping Emperor who resolves the catastrophe in the world, so don't rob me of my Sleeping Emperor's merits!"

The listener on the left crossed his waist, raised his eyebrows and raised his eyebrows: "You guys are too shameless to steal the merits of angering the emperor!"

The audience on the right did not show any weakness, and slapped the table furiously: "You are shameless, the merit is obviously my Ice Empress!"

The black-faced old man whose mouth was twitching violently wiped the cold sweat from his forehead with a wave of his sleeve; the yellow-faced old man whose eyes were twitching violently raised his palm to wipe the cold sweat from his face!
Damn!It's a catastrophe!
The hundred demons that appeared a month ago did not cause a bloodbath in the world, but the appearance of the two of them today caused a bloody storm in the teahouse!

"Are you going to fight?"

"If you hit me, I'm afraid of you?"

"See if I don't beat you into a pig's head!"

"I even flattened you into dried tofu!"

Seeing that the scolding escalated and was about to turn into an out-of-control battle, the black-faced old man immediately pulled the yellow-faced old man's arm, and said in a low voice, "Hey, think of a way!"

He quickly picked up the mahogany and slapped it hard on the tabletop.

With a loud bang, the yellow-faced old man pinching the mahogany let out a deafening lion roar: "Stop arguing, shut up all of them!"

The lion's roar of the yellow-faced old man really worked, and a very short silence was ushered in.

However, after a very short silence, there was an even more violent storm and thunder, and everyone collectively glared at the yellow-faced old man: "You just shut up for us, otherwise don't blame us for kicking you into a big cake!"

Greeting the yellow-faced old man with angry faces, his whole face began to twitch.

"Let me tell you, listeners, you have been cursing for a long time with blushing necks and fists, but you still haven't figured out why, why don't you ask me..."

Trying to restrain his messy emotions, the yellow-faced old man rolled his eyes slightly and said, "Who is the great god who resolves the catastrophe in the world and eliminates disasters?"

"It's me, the Laughing Emperor!"

"It's my sleeping god!"

"It's me who is angry with the emperor!"

"It's my Ice Emperor!"

After another burst of hoarse shouts, the gazes of the audience, like sharp flying knives, swished at the yellow-faced old man, and shouted in unison: "Quickly tell me, who is it?" ?”

Take a look at this fierce formation, it seems that the answer that the yellow-faced old man will say later, if it is not the person they respect in their hearts, will tear the yellow-faced old man into thin lines...

"The great god who resolves the catastrophe in the world and eliminates disasters is not one, but four. They are..."

The index finger of the yellow-faced old man poked towards the front first, and the blushing audience said, "Your laughing emperor!"

Then he poked to the back, and all the listeners clapped their fists and sleeves: "Your Sleeping Emperor!"

He hurriedly poked to the left again, and all the listeners raised their eyebrows: "Your angry emperor!"

Even more anxiously poked to the right, a crowd of listeners with glaring eyes and gnashing teeth said, "Your Ice Emperor!"

The index finger quickly finished poking front, back, left, and right. The yellow-faced old man and the black-faced old man looked at each other with twitching corners of their eyes. One waved his sleeve to wipe the cold sweat on the black-faced brother's forehead, and the other stretched out his palm to wipe the cold sweat on the yellow-faced brother's face.

Cough cough cough, this time, it should... turn hostility into friendship, anger into peace, right?

The person whom I respect in my heart was spoken out of the mouth of the yellow-faced old man, and the audience calmed down their anger towards the yellow-faced old man.However, they were still full of unhappiness and anger towards the audience of the other three parties.

After a cold "hum hum" at the other party, all the audience asked in unison: "How did our Laughing Emperor / Sleeping Emperor / Angry Emperor / Ice Emperor punish a hundred demons?"

With a flick of the wrist, the mahogany slapped "Pa—" on the table, and the yellow-faced old man elongated his voice: "Everyone, I want to know what will happen next..."

Thick anger once again flew out of the audience's eyes.

The gnawing posture of the audience was clearly intimidating the yellow-faced old man: What do you want to say?If you dare to say 'Let's listen to the next chapter', we dare to tear you alive!

The yellow-faced old man rolled his eyes, and said angrily: "If you want to know what will happen next, first straighten the tables and chairs you overturned, and then compensate the pots and cups you smashed!"

Didn't this large group of guys see a row of trembling waiters in front of the checkout counter in the teahouse, and a teahouse shopkeeper with trembling legs, almost crying with his head up?
(End of this chapter)