Agent Evil Concubine

Chapter 576: Crazy Worship (2)
No, let's listen to the next chapter to break it down?Instead of straightening tables and chairs and paying for damages?All right, all right, as long as it’s not the case and will be broken down next time, it’s easy to say anything!

In order to hear how the person they respected in their hearts punished the ferocious devil with majesty, the audience immediately straightened the tables and chairs as quickly as possible, and paid for the money.

After a while of busy work, the audience sat down again, looked at the yellow-faced old man with their eyes, and urged in unison: "Speak quickly, speak quickly! How do we laugh emperor/sleeping emperor/angry emperor/ice emperor punish the devil?"

"One evening, a hundred demons stepped out of Suohun Valley, intending to bloodbath the Green Willow Villa and kill more than ten households of ordinary people, in order to frighten more sects and ordinary people, so that they dare not disobey."

"Just when a hundred demons walked through a forest and were about to arrive at the Green Willow Villa, a huge monster fell from the sky and blocked the way of the hundred demons. The huge monster that fell from the sky was a big vulture with blood-red feathers!"

Hearing the yellow-faced old man's narration, the listener on the right put his hands on his hips again, stared and shouted: "Pay attention to your wording, what big vulture? That's the mount of our Ice Emperor, the majestic king of vulture kings!"

The two cheeks of the yellow-faced old man suddenly twitched in the wind.

"Cough, cough, cough!"

No way?Calling the King of Blood Vulture the Great Vulture for short, and shouting at him with arms akimbo?To Bingdi, they actually respect Wu and Wu so much?

"Brother, your wording is inappropriate, and it is easy to cause public anger, so let me say it!"

The black-faced old man who caught the opportunity immediately snatched the mahogany, slapped the tabletop, and said loudly: "That's right! The one who intercepted a hundred demons is the king of the vulture king. And, On the broad back of the King of Vulture Kings, there are four people with celestial appearance and demeanor!"

There was a burst of warm applause, and the applauding audiences were smiling audiences. While applauding vigorously, they grinned and echoed: "Yes, yes, yes! The appearance is more than immortal, and the demeanor is more than god!"

The listeners were very happy, not because the black-faced old man spoke vividly, but because the black-faced old man's words were very appropriate, which made them extremely comfortable and pleasant.

There was a slap, and the mahogany slapped again, and the applause stopped instantly, and the audience once again raised their ears, listening intently to the black-faced old man's narration.

"The four people with beautiful looks and demeanor are the Laughing Emperor with a big rooster in his arms, the Sleeping Emperor with a little golden mink in his arms, the Furious Emperor with silver scissors on his shoulders, and the Ice Emperor with a white porcelain vase in his palm."

As soon as the black-faced old man's voice fell, the audience in the front, back, left, and right immediately wowed more and more, and praised each other more fiercely.

"Wow, my Laughing Emperor is really imposing!"

"Wow, my angry emperor is so heroic!"

"Wow, my Sleeping Emperor is really majestic!"

"Wow, my ice emperor is so angry!"

In the soft morning breeze, the yellow-faced old man who was being praised one after another, and the black-faced old man beside him immediately felt an urge to be pumped from head to toe.

In an inconspicuous corner of the teahouse, there is an oval tea table.

Three young men with very ordinary looks, but extremely extraordinary manners, were sitting at the oval tea table, sipping fragrant tea silently.

Previously, no matter whether the audience members were scolding each other with raised eyebrows, or preparing for a big fight, the three young men did not raise their eyelids.

However, this time, the screams and fierce praises from the audience finally made the eyelids of the three young men lift up, and it also made the three young men feel like a black-faced old man and a yellow-faced old man. The urge to feel the feet.

The young man in the green brocade jacket and the orange brocade jacket looked at the adoring audience for a moment, and couldn't help but spit out the tea in their mouths.

The young man in blue brocade seems to have stronger concentration.

He didn't spit out the tea in his mouth, but, in the morning breeze slowly returning, it was not difficult to see the face of the man in blue, who was also trying his best to endure the messy expression.

Excuse me……

Is it considered majestic to hold a big cock in your arms?
Carrying silver long scissors on the shoulders, it can be called heroic?
Holding a little golden mink in your arms, is it a little bit more majestic?

A white porcelain vase resting in the palm, can it be so domineering?

It's okay to worship to the point of opening your eyes and telling nonsense, but can you not be so blind?It's fine to open your mouth to praise randomly, but can you not praise so outrageously?
In the inconspicuous corner of the teahouse, the audience didn't have time to pay attention to the reactions of the men in blue, green, and orange.

After the screams and praises were over, the audience asked the black-faced old man in unison: "Knowing that the devil wants to kill innocent people indiscriminately, did my Laughing Emperor / Sleeping Emperor / Angry Emperor / Ice Emperor beat the devil so that his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, and then Throw it into a big pit and bury it alive?"

Those four little guys are very busy, how can they have any free time to beat and bury people?
The black-faced old man finished muttering secretly in his heart, opened his lips and said slowly: "Neither beat the devil hard, nor buried the devil alive! The Laughing Emperor jumped off the eagle's back, squatted on the ground to dig rice to feed the big rooster; the angry emperor left the eagle's back ..."

Covering the black-faced old man's mouth with one palm, the yellow-faced old man rushed to speak.

"The Angry Emperor wields long silver scissors to trim the branches of the green trees in the forest; the Ice Emperor sits cross-legged on the vulture's back, immersing himself in the study of the poison in the porcelain vase; the Sleeping Emperor sleeps on the vulture's back with his arms around the little golden mink. !"

Pulling away the yellow-faced old man's hand covering his mouth, the black-faced old man quickly said: "Seeing this scene, a hundred demons knew who was coming, and their legs were so frightened that they collapsed on the ground! Wait until the Laughing Emperor feeds the rooster." , the angry emperor finished repairing the branches, the ice emperor put the medicine into the bottle, and the sleeping emperor woke up, can the audience know what happened?"

The eyes of the audience were red, and the respect in their hearts was like a torrent of rivers, endless: "My family's Laughing Emperor / Sleeping Emperor / Angry Emperor / Ice Emperor is famous far and wide, and there is no need to punish the demons. Hundreds of demons will be frightened to death. Dead?"

There was a slap, and the mahogany slapped heavily, and the yellow-faced old man said: "Wrong! Hundreds of demons were not scared to death. They changed their minds, abandoned evil and followed good, and joined the beggars' gang from then on, helping the poor and the weak wholeheartedly!"

The audience in front had an adoring expression on their face: "Wow, my Laughing Emperor is really good, I just feed a big cock without saying a word, and the devil has changed his mind!"

The listener at the back stared and retorted: "Go, go, I am a good sleeper, but if I close my eyes and sleep, the devil will be in awe and abandon evil and do good!"

The listener on the left protested with his arms akimbo: "Stealing the merits of my angry emperor again? It is obvious that I, angry emperor, used the posture of pruning branches to warn the devil that if he makes mistakes again, he will cut them off like branches, and the devil will change his mind in fear!"

The listener on the right rolled up his sleeves and waved his fist to express his dissatisfaction: "Nonsense, it is clear that I, the Ice Emperor, used poison to frighten a hundred demons, and the hundred demons abandoned evil and did good!"

(End of this chapter)