The Jagged Emperor of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 23 Healing, eating and shitting ([-])

Liu Chan purposely searched here and there among the weeds on the side of the road, smelling the faint scent of green grass mixed together, feeling really comfortable.

However, there are many kinds of weeds here, and they grow so densely that they can dazzle people's eyes.So after a long time, Liu Chan took a lot of effort before he saw a clump of purple-red weeds.

Liu Chan was overjoyed.Although he didn't know the name of this weed, he knew that its taste was very pungent, and when its juice touched the skin, it would feel hot and painful like chili oil.As a child, he often used it to tease people.

Liu Chan grabbed the purple weed and screamed: "I found it! Sasaki, you are so lucky that there is Destiny Purple Leaf Grass here! This kind of herb needs to be dormant for 1000 years on the ground where the blood of 15 people has been poured. It can only be used after 15 years of growth! You see, it is only 6 years younger than you!"

Sasaki Kojiro's imagination is not as rich as that of a college student who is deeply influenced by ghost novels in the 21st century. He couldn't help being frightened by Liu Chan's alarmist words. He was so excited that he stuttered and couldn't speak. Is it so amazing?See how excited he is.

Liu Chan nodded desperately, pretending to be sad and indignant: "Nonsense. Although I am a big man with a vast land and rich resources in the Kingdom of Heaven, this Destiny Purple Leaf Grass was conceived with the blood of the people of my Dynasty. You must be rare as a Japanese slave!"

Sasaki Kojiro was overjoyed, and after saying yes repeatedly, he also solemnly promised that he would cherish it.Liu Chan held back his laughter, then pulled out a branch from the weed and handed it to Kojiro Sasaki, asking him to crush it with his hands, and then smeared it on his face.He even told Sasaki Kojiro to save some money and not to waste it. There is no second collection of such treasures in the world.

Sasaki Kojiro was really obedient. He took the purple weed and rubbed it in his hand. Immediately, there was a burst of heat in his hand. I felt that the herb reacted very strongly, so comfortable!
Liu Chan secretly smiled at Kojiro Sasaki, he will not know how he died after a while.But Liu Chan still seriously warned Sasaki that this herb is made by absorbing the strong yang energy in human blood, so it will be painful to apply it on the face later, so you must hold back, otherwise all previous efforts will be wasted.

Sasaki Kojiro agreed, and impatiently smeared the medicine residue on his face.

Sasaki Kojiro felt a burning sensation on his face, especially the thin eyelids, so painful that he could barely open his eyes!Soon, Sasaki Kojiro's face began to swell, especially around the eyes, it was as red as if he had been smeared with a centimeter-thick blush.Sasaki Kojiro couldn't help exclaiming in pain, why the effect of this magic medicine is so strong.

Liu Chan smiled and said, "Nonsense! Didn't I just tell you to hold back? Don't wash with water, don't grab with your hands! After three days of continuous use, the skin on your face will fade, and then you will be like a snake. Put on a new layer of skin!"

Sasaki Kojiro yelled in pain again and again, and said: "Snake, yes, our Yamato clan's Yamato God will definitely bless his people!"

Liu Chan said angrily: "Baqi? It's just a basilisk that hasn't evolved, how can it compare to the dragon of my celestial dynasty! Remember, don't mention the Yamato clan in the future, you Japanese slave!"

"Okay, okay, I don't want to mention Mr. Liu. When will the effect of this medicine pass?" Sasaki Kojiro really couldn't bear the pain.

"The only way to become a master is to eat hard! Just bear with it for a while. Oh, by the way, I'm hungry. Is there anything to eat?"

"It's in the package over there." Sasaki Kojiro wanted to instruct Liu Chan, but it hurt even more when he opened his eyes.

Liu Chan had no choice but to find it by himself.He quickly found a black package, which contained some food that looked like steamed buns.

Liu Chan was really hungry, so he picked it up and opened his mouth to eat.Although the taste is not very good, but watching Sasaki Kojiro screaming in pain while eating, it is really a very refreshing enjoyment!
Then, Liu Chan began to wonder if he should take the opportunity to escape now.But one is that he and Ben don't know the direction of Jiangling City; the other is that there is no man's land everywhere, if no one protects him, he may starve to death on the road.Liu Chan decided to wait until he was in the town, and then find a way to escape.

After Sasaki Kojiro endured for half an hour, the pain on his face gradually eased.However, his face was already swollen like a pig's head, like a ball of dough that had been risen—and it was still red dough.

Not only did Sasaki Kojiro not know that he was being fooled, but he also asked Liu Chan what to do next.He seems to have completely forgotten that he is actually the one who holds the dominance now.

Liu Chan honestly patted Kojiro Sasaki on the shoulder, telling him not to worry, his face will be swollen after about half a day, and he only needs to rub the Destiny Purple Leaf Grass twice a day to heal.Then, Liu Chan made a face at him, laughed twice, and was about to walk forward.

No, at this time Sasaki Kojiro suddenly turned his face, stretched out his hand and grabbed Liu Chan's shoulder, snatched the "Destiny Purple Leaf Grass" from his hand, pushed Liu Chan violently, and said with a smile: "Boy, these herbs are still I'll keep it for myself! Let's go!"

Liu Chan almost fell to the ground.But he already knew that Sasaki Kojiro would definitely "repay kindness with revenge", so there was no anger on his face, he just sneered and continued to walk forward.

After the two walked for a while, Liu Chan suddenly yelled that his stomach hurt and wanted to go to the latrine.Sasaki Kojiro showed an evil smile on his face, secretly thinking that the time has finally come for him to deal with this rude boy, so he didn't let him go at all. The more Liu Chan suffered, the happier he felt!

But Liu Chan seemed to be unable to hold back any longer, his face flushed red, "If you don't let me go, I'm going to pull it on my pants, it smells so bad. Then how can I hurry? Then you wash my pants what!"

Sasaki Kojiro almost jumped up: "You...how can I wash your pants for you!"

Liu Chan said leisurely: "Even if you are as powerful as Jonin, you can't tell me not to shit!"

Sasaki Kojiro was pissed off by Liu Chan again, his eyes were so swollen that there was only a slit left, and he was about to burst into flames.

Liu Chan still said nonchalantly: "If you want me to stop shitting, there is only one way, and that is to kill me immediately. It's a pity you don't dare." As he spoke, Liu Chan let out a stinky fart.

"Why is it so stinky!"

"It can't be helped, fart, the gas of whole grains is also. Don't you know this? Especially when there is shit that can't be passed, the farts are always very loud, because they are blocked!"

"Go, go quickly!" Sasaki Kojiro really wanted to kick this funny kid.It's a pity that Liu Chan ran into the grass in a hurry.

As soon as Liu Chan squatted down, his body was covered by weeds.He was still unwilling to let Kojiro Sasaki go, and reminded him loudly on purpose: "Hey, you are standing so far away and waiting, aren't you afraid that my son will take the opportunity to escape? If you are really worried, come over and watch me Bar!"

Sasaki Kojiro was really worried about Liu Chan, so he had to walk not far away and wait.He never dreamed that in his life, he would stand by and watch other people shit!
What made Sasaki Kojiro unbearable was that Liu Chan was really in the latrine, and when the wind blew over, the smell was unbearable!The most hateful thing is that Liu Chan is still singing a ditty while pulling!

I don't know how long it took before Liu Chan touched his stomach and stood up from the grass contentedly.

Sasaki Kojiro said angrily, "Are you constipated? It's been so long!"

Liu Chan said with a smile: "Singing while shitting is a great joy in life. You Japanese slave will never understand all the fun in it."

Sasaki Kojiro was so angry that he couldn't speak again, so he had to push Liu Chan to continue on the road, and he didn't want to smell the stench anymore.He really couldn't figure out where this teenage boy learned such eloquence. Did he start learning to speak from the womb?How did he know that Liu Chan was actually able to speak when he was five years old.

(End of this chapter)