The Jagged Emperor of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 24 Treatment, Eating and Shit ([-])

But Liu Chan's affairs are still not over.After walking behind Sasaki Kojiro for a while, he began to mutter again that he was hungry and it was time to eat.Sasaki Kojiro knew that Liu Chan had just finished breakfast, and now he was clearly looking for trouble on purpose, so he immediately refused.

But Liu Chan said eloquently: "Eating and pooping are the most common things in life. What's more, the breakfast is really unpalatable. I didn't eat enough at all, and I pooped out a long time ago!"

Sasaki Kojiro was stunned for a moment, and said with a sneer: "Although I can't stop you from shitting, I can stop you from eating because you don't like to eat what I bring. And the nearest town is at least ten miles away. .”

"So far! In which direction?"

Sasaki Kojiro said proudly: "Zhangjiaji, southwest."

Liu Chan blinked, then simply sat down on the ground and started spitting, yelling that he was starving to death and had no strength to walk, and asked Sasaki Kojiro to carry him to Zhangjiaji to eat.

Of course Sasaki Kojiro couldn't agree, he turned around viciously, grabbed Liu Chan's skirt, and tried to hit him.

Liu Chan grinned and said, "If you beat me up, what will happen to the people over there? And I'm so hungry that I have no strength, how do you let me go!"

Of course Liu Chan didn't know which side "over there" was, and he was just talking nonsense.But the profoundness of Chinese language art lies in the fact that it is the easiest to use to confuse the public. It can be said to be fake, and the fake one can be blown into the best. It is obviously an ordinary name, but he just wants to make a new one out. Actually the meaning hasn't changed at all...

Sasaki Kojiro was already so angry that he wanted to kill someone, but he had no choice but to pretend he didn't hear, put Liu Chan down obediently, and then put Liu Chan on his back, and the two went on the road again.

Seeing Sasaki Kojiro's face turning blue with anger while walking, Liu Chan sang triumphantly: "I smile triumphantly, I laugh triumphantly..."

Sasaki Kojiro walked very fast, and he had already arrived at Zhangjiaji in the afternoon, so he put Liu Chan down.

Zhangjiaji is actually not a big town, but it is still prosperous, and the streets are quite tidy, and there are some stalls on the side of the street.

Many shops along the street are opening, and the banners with shop names on them make a soft crackling sound in the breeze, and there are also many customers in the shop.

It seems that the life here has not been greatly affected by the war.From time to time, Liu Chan pointed at the things on the side of the road, as if he was really happy.

The two came to a small shop.Liu Chan looked inside the store, there were a few customers eating, but there was no signboard.Liu Chan turned around and was about to leave. He disliked the store not only for its coldness, but also for its lack of taste.

Sasaki Kojiro was already hungry, so he grabbed Liu Chan and said, "Why do you want to change, can't you just make up for it?"

Liu Chan immediately said sternly: "You Japanese slaves just can't do it, no matter how much you learn the culture of my dynasty, you still can't do it! Master said: 'If you don't cut it right, you won't eat it'."

Sasaki Kojiro said very dissatisfied: "Then you are on the road before it's time for lunch, and you are clamoring to eat? What's 'no time, no food'! It's hypocrisy."

Liu Chan patted Sasaki on the shoulder old-fashionedly: "Although a man can't say that others are bad, I still can't help but say that you are bad today! Confucius' words remind us that the rules of eating are a kind of self-control The performance of ability, the performance of a person with great concentration, the performance of a noble person who achieves great things!"

Sasaki Kojiro gave Liu Chan a hard look, and said angrily: "You people from the Central Plains have more rules!" Then he turned around obediently and continued to look for a new hotel.

Liu Chan followed behind and said with a smile: "Actually, you don't have to be angry. You know that the more angry you are, the happier I am, so why do you have to make things difficult for yourself?"

But Sasaki Kojiro seemed to have made up his mind not to argue with Liu Chan now, and just walked slowly so that Liu Chan could keep up.

Soon, a two-story restaurant appeared in front of it, with three large golden characters "Zuiyuelou" written on the signboard.It may be because it is too high-end, it is difficult for ordinary people to consume, there are few customers inside, and there is only one waiter.

The shop assistants and several customers looked at Sasaki Kojiro one after another, and all laughed softly—not to mention a red pig head entering the shop, followed by a skinny young man, it was really a weird combination.

Liu Chan didn't care at all, pointed at Sasaki Kojiro, and smiled at those people: "What are you laughing at? This pig head, although he looks a little ugly, but there is money in his wallet."

The shop clerk held back his smile, stepped forward to say hello: "Holding... I'm very sorry, but..."

Sasaki Kojiro saw that he was being humiliated, he snorted coldly, stepped forward and grabbed the clerk by the shoulder, the clerk just felt his body shaking, and was already thrown to the ground.Sasaki Kojiro said coldly: "Master, I don't have time. Whatever we want to eat, you can send us up. As long as there is one less, I will kill you!"

The store clerk had never seen such fierce customers before, he was a little frightened, and after getting up from the ground, he didn't dare to do anything to Sasaki Kojiro.

Of course, Liu Chan couldn't see his countrymen being bullied by a Japanese slave, so he said loudly to Sasaki Kojiro: "You Japanese slave is really useless, you only know how to kidnap children like me and bully ordinary people!"

Hearing this, Sasaki Kojiro became a little nervous. He looked around, but saw that no one was alarmed by Liu Chan's words, and seemed indifferent to the "kidnapping" of the child, so he was relieved.

It turned out that the world was in war and chaos, and orphans were bought and sold everywhere.And as long as someone buys it, the orphans will not starve to death.Therefore, no one wants to take care of such things.

Sasaki Kojiro lowered his voice and threatened: "You are looking for death! Don't say anything about kidnapping."

Liu Chan didn't bother to pay attention to him, and asked the shop assistant to straighten the bench, and then brought up all the most delicious dishes.He knows that the pig in this Japanese country has money, so he doesn't need to save it for him.

At first, the guy saw that although Liu Chan was young, he spoke in an old-fashioned way, and he already thought it was very interesting, but now seeing him so generous, he couldn't help laughing and said: "Okay, son, you are really our drunken moon." God of Wealth upstairs, I’ll get it for you right away!” Then he ran into the kitchen in a hurry.

Sasaki Kojiro also sat down, and then asked Liu Chan why he had been obediently following behind him since he entered Zhangjiaji, why he didn't find a chance to escape.Liu Chan said with a smile: "In this world, when it comes to escape skills, who can compare to a ninja? I don't want to waste my energy playing hide-and-seek with you."

"You have knowledge."

At this time, the curtain of the kitchen was gently pulled open a gap from the inside.A burly middle-aged man fixed his eyes on Liu Chan and Sasaki Kojiro.

The man said in a low voice: "Master Han, don't look at that young man, but he is very eloquent, and he even said that he was kidnapped by that pig's head. I think he is definitely not an ordinary person. That pig's accent also sounds very Weird, not like a local."

The middle-aged man nodded and closed the curtain.

(End of this chapter)