my old life

Chapter 702 Crocodile Tears

"From today onwards, we will become brothers of the opposite sex. We have the same blessings and share the same hardships!" The fat man said something beautiful, and kowtowed three times on the kang.

Da Bing and I followed suit in the background, but we didn't have the kind of heroic spirit of pledging blood to form an alliance at all. On the contrary, we found it funny...

Liu Lan kept laughing while holding her mobile phone, probably she had never seen such a funny moment, especially the way the soldier looked at the light bulb, as pious as he wanted.

People can do anything when they are drunk. I didn't feel much before, but now I firmly believe in this!
The first time I kowtowed to someone since I was a child, I knelt on the heated kang and swore to the light bulb. I don’t know if the second uncle would laugh out loud when he found out. This matter must not get out of the way anyway...

After kowtowing to worship, the relationship became more harmonious. The fat man took the soldiers and drank two bowls in a row.

A jar of wine was drank by the soldier. I have to say that he is really good at drinking, but no matter how much he can drink, he can't compare to drinking cold water. Even if the wine master comes, he has to drink it down!

"Sanming, please say hello, I'll go to the toilet first..." The fat man lumbered down the kang, he couldn't even walk.

His chubby belly looks funny, but the fat man really worked hard tonight, and it's a skill to be able to drink a jar of water!

The soldier was completely dazed from drinking, and fell asleep after lying on the kang for a while. I thought it was really embarrassing for him... Social routines are deep, and if you want to blame him, you can blame him for being brainless!

The three of them huddled together on the heated kang all night, and in the words of the fat man, it deepened their relationship. Only the man who has slept on the kang is considered a brother...

Waking up in a daze the next morning, the fat man was still sleeping soundly, but the soldier oil had disappeared... In an instant, my heart skipped a beat!
Without further ado, I quickly kicked the fat man up, God knows where Da Bing went!

It would be okay if he ran away while he was not paying attention, but if he ran into Liu Lan's house drunk, then the crime would be serious!
"What are you doing?" The fat man looked dazed and reluctant, wrapped in a quilt like a big meat bug.

"Get up quickly, the soldiers are gone!" After I finished speaking, I immediately put on my shoes and got off the kang, and for some reason I suddenly had a bad premonition in my heart!

As soon as I went out the door, I heard the sound of wheezing and wheezing. When I listened carefully, the sound seemed to be on the roof, and it seemed that there was still a drop of water falling. When I looked up, I was shocked for a moment.

It was snowing in the foreign affairs office in winter, and the soldier was shirtless doing handstand push-ups on the door frame. His whole body was steaming, and his strong muscles could be seen at a glance.

"Fuck! Brother-in-law, what are you fussing about when you get up early in the morning? Demolition of the house?" The fat man muttered, his small eyes shining brightly.

"I've gotten used to it over the years, so get up and exercise." Da Bing practiced while talking, this movement looked very difficult.

"But you should wear some clothes anyway! You won't be afraid of freezing!" I laughed angrily, and I have to say that he is a funny guy, and he is the only one who can do this kind of thing in winter.

"It's okay, I sweated and wet my clothes..." Da Bing said stupidly, and the fat man and I were completely speechless for a moment!
This guy is definitely a rare talent. His muscular body looks great, not to mention that he has received professional training, so he will definitely need it after he is recruited properly!

"Come down quickly, I'll ask your sister-in-law to find you some padded jackets later, and make this place your home!"

As soon as the words were spoken, the soldier turned over and jumped directly from the door frame, half of his body was soft and fast, but he just landed on the snow and slid, and fell a dog eating shit in an instant...

"Fuck! Haha!" Fatty and I laughed at once.

But at this moment, I seemed to hear some movement in the side room, but I didn't hear it clearly. Could it be that Liu Lan has been peeking?

If you say that Da Bing’s muscles are definitely beautiful, especially when he is shirtless in winter, I have to make him pay attention in the future, and I have to avoid it...

"Brother, hurry up and get in the house to warm up, this body has really good muscles!" The fat man squeezed his muscles with a smile, feeling like an old bustard picking a duck...

But I don't doubt Fatty's interest in the slightest. I used to have foot massages together in Wucheng, and after coming to Northeast China, I didn't experience the fierceness of northern girls.

In a blink of an eye, it was time for breakfast. Liu Lan cleaned up the fried eggs and porridge, and specially fried ham sausage. For some reason, one ham and two fried eggs looked weird...

During the meal, Liu Lan was extraordinarily enthusiastic towards Da Bing. I could see all of this, but I could only take it as her enthusiasm. I really can’t say anything else...

But I must find an opportunity to remind Da Bing that I must know how to avoid it in the future!The second uncle said that when facing certain people on certain occasions, if you don't know how to handle it well, it is easy to cause big troubles!

After breakfast, the fat man took out his mobile phone, and I saw that it was the scene of sworn worship last night, and it really looked like that, especially with the stupid look on Da Bing's face.

"Look, Sanming, what an exciting moment!" the fat man muttered, and stomped on me lightly.

"That's right! From now on, we will have the same blessings and share the same hardships. Today we must buy clothes for the soldier! We must not let him freeze again!"

"What are you looking at?" Da Bing leaned over curiously, his face turned green when he took a look.

In the video, three people knelt on the heated kang, holding a big bowl and didn't know what they were facing. After shouting slogans, they drank it in one gulp, and kowtowed on the heated kang.

No matter who saw this scene, they would have to stare wide-eyed, not to mention after drinking, the atmosphere at this moment seemed a bit awkward.

"Good brother, we will be a family from now on!" The fat man patted Da Bing on the shoulder vigorously, and Da Bing's eyes widened in disbelief.

I wondered if he forgot after drinking too much?At least it should have some impression, right?Wouldn't it be a waste of effort if he forgot all about it?

"How much did you drink last night? Why can't I remember what happened afterwards?" Da Bing muttered, and the fat man immediately laughed.

"I said you can't drink Sanming, right? You drank it early, and the two of us fought again, and in the end I couldn't bear it anymore..."

After the fat man finished talking, the soldier looked at me immediately. I could see that he couldn't believe it in his eyes, but I immediately entered the mode of pretending to be cold.

"Small idea, next time I have a chance to drink, it's because my brothers have more opportunities!" Fatty said enthusiastically, and the soldier was taken aback for a while.

"Brother, I drank too much last night and made you laugh..." Da Bing muttered in a low voice. Hearing this name didn't feel so good!
"Oh! Didn't I ask you to be called brother-in-law? From now on, we will be a family and good brothers!"

The fat man was fooling around repeatedly, and the soldier gave me a complicated look, as if he had been caught in a trap.

"Then the conditions you told me before, do they still count?"

When I heard this, I was instantly relieved. Da Bing was not stupid to see some clues, but he thought it was wrong, thinking that he was not paid by this method.

"No conditions or no conditions! We are all brothers, and we will all be the same in the future!" The fat man pretended to be bold and said something, which also reminded me invisibly.

"Brother Fat is right. From now on, we will all be brothers of the opposite sex. The conditions in the past are the same. If you have money, everyone can earn it together! Share it equally!"

I patted my chest to assure the ticket, this sentence immediately caught Da Bing's eyes, he must never have imagined that an old man like me would take him to play with him, and the most important thing is to share the money with him!

"Actually, Fat Brother is a stronger master than me. It's easy to make millions a year. In the future, everyone will have the same blessings and share the difficulties!"

Fatty nodded slightly at me, his face was full of smiles, now there are temptations of interests and brotherhood, I know this win is considered a success!

"By the way, I'll ask your sister-in-law to find you a padded jacket to put on, and let your sister-in-law wash the changed clothes. I'll go out and do some errands later."

What the fat man said made my heart skip a beat. There is clearly something in the words!It's okay if Da Bing can hear it, but if he can't hear it, he will definitely turn his face on the spot!
"No, no, no, no need for this!" The soldier repeatedly waved his hands to refuse, and I followed with a sigh of relief.

"It's okay, your sister-in-law is idle too, my brother is welcome!" The fat man said nonchalantly, but I always felt that I couldn't see through him.

I don't know what the fat man is planning, but I feel that something will happen if I don't make it right!

In a blink of an eye, the fat man asked Liu Lan to come over, told me a few words and pulled me out, saying that he wanted me to drive him there, but I always felt that something was wrong...

Anyone with a discerning eye can tell that Liu Lan's enthusiasm is too much. When the soldiers are in their prime, what the hell is the fat man doing?

(End of this chapter)