Reborn I am a bear child

Chapter 1 I want to die!

There is only one life, and time is irreversible. This is something everyone knows. Everyone has regrets in their lives. If you were given a chance to be reborn, how many years ago would you go back?

I believe that the choice of many people is to go back to their teens, or to the important moments in their lives. However, what I want to tell you now is that I have indeed been reborn, but I have not returned to the important moments of my life, and I have returned to When I was five years old, the most important thing was that I, a 30-year-old, actually went to the kindergarten class
Looking at the young me in the mirror, I couldn’t bear it anymore. I still hugged my wife when I went to bed last night. When I woke up, it’s been 25 years. Kill me, I don’t want to wear crotch pants, don’t In kindergarten, I don't want to hear the teacher ask me like an idiot, what is one plus one?
"Son, let's go to school!" My mother came in and said to me, I was stunned when I saw this young mother whom I almost didn't know!

I think I have to have a good talk with my mother. I know the future development very well. The memory of the next 25 years in my mind can be said to be the most precious thing. If I use it well, there will be no such thing as Jack Ma in the future!

I tried to be as serious as possible and said to my mother, "Mom, I want to tell you something very important now"

"Don't tell me you don't want to go to school?" My mother stared at me and shouted, her temper was still the same, the one who blows her beard and stares must be her own mother!

"No! What I want to tell you is that although you see me at the age of five, the person inside is actually me 25 years later. I was reborn. I traveled through time and space and returned to 25 years ago. The future I know everything that happened in 25 years, now you give me 1000 yuan, I will go to register Taobao and Tencent first, you just wait for popular food and spicy food, as for going to school, it doesn’t matter at all, kindergarten small class Do I still need to learn?" I believe these words will definitely surprise my mother.

My mother was stunned, and after thinking for a while, she suddenly pulled me on her thigh and slapped my buttocks. It was hot and painful, and she shouted at me: "You little bastard, who did you learn from? This nonsense is made up!" I'll give you 1000 yuan back, and your father only earns 500 yuan a month, so what do you do with so much money?"

I don't know how many years I haven't been spanked. At this moment, I want to die, and I said: "Mom, listen to me, what I said is true, I know my dad will be a doctor in the future." Long, our family life will change, and you will live in Beishun Garden in 13 years.”

"You've learned a lot, you won't cry even after being beaten, and you can't do without crying today!"

Kill me, those rebirth novels are fucking deceitful, why don't I cry, and howl at the top of my throat, if it wasn't because school time was coming up, I would probably have to be beaten.

"Put your schoolbag on your back, don't talk nonsense about what you just said just now, you know?" my mother yelled.

I wiped my tears, I was devastated at this moment, looked at my crotch pants, and said to my mother: "Mom, can I not wear crotch pants?"

"Don't wear crotch pants?" My mother suddenly became angry, poked me with her fingers and said, "I can't even take off my pants and still wear crotch pants. The pants I gave you the day before yesterday, but the female teacher untied them for you. You just untied the piss on someone's face, do you still have the face to mention it?"

Is there such an exciting thing when I was young?how would I not know?

When I went downstairs, I realized that this era is really a bit uncomfortable. The high-rise buildings are gone, the tallest is only a seven-story residential building, the sky is full of smog, and the sky is blue and white. The money bought me a popsicle, forget it, one step at a time, at least I have to go to kindergarten now, otherwise I would really be beaten to death!

When I arrived at the school gate after eating popsicles, the sound of howling ghosts and wolves could be heard everywhere, and the yelling and scolding of parents could be seen everywhere, and there were many beatings of children. My wife is only three years old now, she and I are from the same city, will we meet in kindergarten?It would be interesting if he picked her up in kindergarten!

"Li Qian!!" The teacher standing at the school gate shouted!
"Here!!" I hurriedly raised my hand and ran over. The teacher gave me a surprised look and muttered, "It's rare for a child to be so happy in school!"

"Look at them. You were crying all day long in school. Look at their children. Why is there such a difference?" An obese woman threatened a little boy with a stern face: "Again! Cry? If you cry again, I will throw you on the street, and at night there will be tigers, and they will take you away!!"

The method of scaring children in the 90s made me drunk. I never imagined that one day I would become someone else’s child. A group of kids were waiting for the teacher’s roll call in crotch pants. Among them were a few little girls playing in the mud. I subconsciously turned towards the little girl Looking at the crotch pants, I kept thinking in my heart, Li Qian, you are 30 years old, how shameless you are!

After a long time, all the children entered the school, and a group of female teachers who appeared to be in their twenties came over. It seemed that they were going to take them away separately. If I guessed correctly, they might even line up and sing nursery rhymes. , LOW enough! !
"Did you wear a red scarf today?" A cute-looking teacher said to us sweetly, "The teacher told you yesterday that you must wear a red scarf. Who didn't? Raise your hand!!"

I looked down at my neck, where did I get the red scarf, and suddenly remembered that I lost my red scarf yesterday. I didn’t dare to tell my mother, so I said I was dismissed from school, but I cried all night. Later, he was beaten for it.

Damn it, I don't want to be beaten up anymore, my mother didn't do anything serious, she glanced at a little boy next to him, with a snot in his nose, a red scarf around his neck, and a silly look on his face!

"Hey, brother, can you help me?" I asked the kid.

The other party was obviously not used to this kind of tone in society, he was taken aback, looked at me and said: "My name is Xiaobao, from the small class, what's the matter?"

"Brother, I'm in a hurry. I'll borrow your red scarf. If you need something in the future, remember to ask brother. I'll settle it for you, okay?" Come down and tie it around your own neck!
"Wow!!!" A sudden howl frightened me. Xiaobao sat down on the ground, crying tears, and pointed at me. The teacher looked at me, and I still had half a popsicle in my hand. , stuffed it into his mouth, and said, "Don't cry, I'll give you the popsicle, and I'll lend you the red scarf, do you know?"

The other party stopped crying immediately, took a bite of the popsicle and burst out laughing. The snot hanging on my nose made me feel sick. The teacher came over and wiped it with a paper, and asked Xiaobao, "Xiaobao, where is your red scarf?" , the teacher still took it with you when he saw you entering the school gate!"

Seeing that the situation was wrong, I hurriedly ran towards the crowd, knelt down to prevent him from seeing, Xiaobao turned around and found that I was no longer there, crying and saying that someone took his red scarf away with half a popsicle!
After tossing for a long time, the teacher finished counting the number of people. A fair-skinned girl in a 90s denim suspenders came over, waved at us, and said, "Kids, I am your new teacher. You can call me Teacher Zhao." , the teacher will teach you math and drawing in the future, do you like the teacher?"

How can you not like it so beautiful, I shouted loudly: "I like it, teacher, you are so beautiful, do you have a boyfriend?"

This teacher Zhao blushed immediately when I called her like that. People in the 90s are not as thick-skinned as people in my era. If you call me beautiful, Sister Feng can turn around and smile at you.

"Okay, everyone lined up and entered the classroom!" A slightly cute teacher said to us: "The air is good in the morning, get ready and sing!!"

I followed behind the team and sang at the top of my voice: "I wake up in the morning and the air is good. I saw the teacher taking a bath. The two Mimis are running and jumping, and the fur underneath is blowing in the wind."

"Li Qian, you sang wrong!" The little girl beside reminded.

You children know a bird's feather, this is the genuine one for me!

(End of this chapter)