Reborn I am a bear child

Chapter 2 Became the Squad Leader
The teacher didn't realize that I was singing an adult nursery rhyme just like that. The floor of the class was covered with instant noodles. It was good when you were young, you would roll on the floor if you hugged whoever you liked, if you grow up, someone will slap you in the face!

The two teachers came in like untying a hemp rope and separated a group of children. I'd better not fight with them as an adult. Although it looks very cute now, I am already 30 years old and I am very depressed. Find a way to make money as soon as possible!

But not having the starting capital is also a problem. My mother will definitely not give it to me. It is not easy to be born again. How can I do it without doing something against the sky? When I was thinking hard about how to surpass Jack Ma, I suddenly felt There was a burst of pain below, and when I looked down, I was terrified!
A little girl who looked like four or five years old, with a pot head, looked so cute no matter how she looked, she lay on the ground and stretched out her hand towards me, looking at me curiously!

"Don't! Ah!!" I was in pain for a while, this child was curious about everything, it hurt so much, he couldn't move back, he was pinching my door, but he didn't listen!

"Let go!!" I had no choice but to say to the little guy.

The little girl was curious, she grabbed it tightly, and asked me: "Hey, why don't I have one?"
"I picked it up, go out and pick one up too!" I reached out and wanted to take her hand off, but the other hand held it so tightly that I was afraid that mine would be broken by her.

"No, I'm just looking at you, give it to me, give it to me, pull it off and give it to me!!"

unplug it?I have the heart to die, I can't pull it off, I can't be a eunuch, but she doesn't understand anything, she is purely curious, she can't explain it, the other party sees that I won't pull it off for her, pull it hard, I hurried forward, but The bottom is still hot and painful, no, it will become a eunuch sooner or later.

He shouted at the teacher at the top of his voice: "Teacher Zhao, help me!"

The two children over there fought, one was crying, and the whole class was in a mess. The teacher Zhao, who was wearing denim overalls, came over and saw that I was being dragged down, and hurriedly grabbed the little girl's hand and said: "Xiao Hua, this is not fun, don't hold on to it, listen to the teacher, let go!!"

The little flower burst into tears as soon as she heard that she didn't let her go, her hands were still not loose, she was holding on tightly, what evil did I do!
"I don't have this, but he does. I want him to pull it out and give it to me!" Xiao Hua said while crying.

Teacher Zhao is obviously a young girl without a boyfriend, blushing for a while, and said to Xiao Hua: "You will grow out too, let go, darling, you will have it in a few days!"

After hearing it for a few days, Xiaohua also had it, and then she burst into laughter and let go of her hand. I looked down and saw that my little bird, which was bigger than my fart, had been pinched red. Teacher Zhao blushed like a red apple. It took me a long time. He opened his mouth: "Li Qian, does it hurt? The teacher rubs it for you!!"

Knead?

Teacher Zhao blushed and rubbed it for me for a while, but I had a psychological reaction, but no physical reaction. What did I do in my previous life? When I was 20 years old, I hoped that a woman would rub it for me, but I ended up giving it to myself every night. Rubbing, now the two women are holding on to it in less than 3 minutes, but the fuck has chicken feathers!
The slightly cute teacher persuaded the fight over there, and after tossing for a long time, I sat down in the seat, and I just sat next to Xiao Hua, and the other's big black eyes looked at her from time to time. My crotch pants were swept away, and I was so scared that I quickly clamped my legs!
"Hmph, the teacher said that I will grow it in a few days!" Xiao Hua said with a look of disdain.

Let me see if you grow a fucking one. If you can grow out, I will let you talk about it. If you want to play, you can only grow up and play with your husband!
The slightly cute teacher clapped his hands and said: "Hello everyone, I am your teacher Li, my name is Li Jinlian, and I will teach you singing, mathematics, and Chinese in the future. Do you agree?"

A group of children shouted at the top of their voices: "Good!!"

"Okay, now we elect a monitor, and then our kindergarten class will have a monitor, okay?"

I didn't have time to listen to what class monitor they chose, because Xiao Hua was staring at me again, and stretched out her hand straight out. Just a minute, cheapskate, I’ll have one in a few days, let’s borrow yours to have a look first!”

"You will have it in a few days, why do you want to see me?" I was depressed, this girl will definitely be a hooligan when she grows up!

"If you don't show it, don't watch it, Xiaoyong also has it!" Xiaohua said and stretched out her claws to the little boy next to her, and the little boy suddenly burst into tears!
Teacher Li hurried down, saw that Xiao Hua was pinching her little baby again, so she simply adjusted her seat and sat next to a little girl. nice one!
Teacher Zhao looked down and asked, "Which kid wants to be the monitor?"

The combined age of the children in a class is less than 1990 years old. I’m too lazy to listen to choosing a class leader with feathers. I’d better think about how to get rich. It’s actually very simple. It’s [-], and it’s the best time to go to sea. And banks will also give loans. After the handover of Hong Kong in [-], the first batch of Chinese entrepreneurs appeared, those Internet giants. Should I go to the sea and buy some jewelry?

Let’s not talk about whether I have capital, I’m afraid that such a small child will be dumped by traffickers at that time, I’m really depressed, how come I was reborn back to five years old, even eleven or twelve years old!
While I was sitting there, the teacher suddenly said, "How about letting Li Qian be the monitor?"

All of a sudden everyone shouted hello at the top of their voices, and I was stunned. I had something to do with it, and before I understood what happened, I became the squad leader inexplicably!
"How about teaching everyone Pinyin in this class?" Teacher Zhao left, leaving Teacher Li to attend class!

I learned 24 birth mothers and vowels, and I dozed off listening to them. There was no way to make a fortune in my mind. Although I knew that China would rise, real estate would be hot, and Tencent, Baidu, and Taobao would rise, but ass Useless, firstly, I have no money, and secondly, I am too young!
I don’t know what I talked about all morning. I don’t know if it’s because I drank too much water and suddenly wanted to go to the toilet. I got used to it at work, so I stood up and went out. As soon as I got to the door, Teacher Li hurriedly asked: “Li Qian, what are you doing? go!"

Do you have to raise your hand to report when you go to the bathroom in the kindergarten class?How the hell did I know, what happened 25 years ago, I was stunned there, and after a while I said: "I just want to pee, I can't hold it in anymore!"

Teacher Li shouted towards the outside, and after a while, Teacher Zhao came, and Teacher Li said: "Take him to pee, don't fall into the toilet!"

I followed Mr. Zhao to the toilet. The toilet is still an old-fashioned toilet, which is a pit and only surrounded by a wall. When I arrived at the toilet door, Mr. Zhao was dumbfounded. She had to accompany me to the toilet, for fear that I would fall into the toilet, but If you follow me, you have to go into the men's room, and if you follow her, you have to go into the women's room. No matter how you go, it doesn't seem appropriate!
"Forget it, I'll go by myself!" I said.

Just as I was about to go to the men's room, Teacher Zhao grabbed me and said, "What should you do if you fell into the toilet? A child from the middle class just fell into the toilet a few days ago. Go into the women's room!!"

Really into the women's restroom?This is the dream of so many male compatriots, and even male compatriots with special hobbies are willing to risk being arrested and face the threat of embarrassment in the news, but today I can walk in with a big swagger!
Teacher Zhao took me into the women's restroom, and found two female teachers were using the toilet. I took a few glances, but the other party stared at me with an unhappy face, so I hurriedly turned my head away!

"Come on, pee!" Mr. Zhao said, grabbed my little bird with his hands, and kept urging me: "Pee!!"

After urinating, I was still in a daze. When I was a child, I was treated so well in kindergarten?There is a female teacher at the helm for me when I pee?I don't remember it at all!

In addition to going back to the class in the toilet and being dazed, I suddenly felt that being a child was good!

(End of this chapter)