Reborn I am a bear child

Chapter 3 Retail Begins in Kindergarten!
When I got home, my mother didn't know what happened, and suddenly bought me a pack of Uni-President instant noodles. The little guys downstairs who came to my house to watch TV looked at my convenience and were so greedy to death!

Turn on the [-]-inch black and white TV in our house and it is playing Journey to the West. At this time, Journey to the West is on fire, and the two little guys are staring at the instant noodles in my hand. If I am only five years old, I will never give it to them. What he ate was instant noodles for [-] cents a pack. As far as I can remember, being able to eat instant noodles once was amazing!
This thing is not healthy, so I grabbed it and handed it over. One of these two little guys is called Zhao Ye and the other is called Wang Jianguo. I brought my pregnant girlfriend back from school, and I don't know what will happen after I get married!

After Zhao Ye finished eating the instant noodles I gave him, he stared at my bag eagerly. He is addicted to eating. I wonder if my mother will buy it for me next time. Fifty cents is very expensive these days!

"I don't have much left, you guys watch TV!" I said to the two little ghosts.

"I don't want to watch Journey to the West. I want to watch Popeye. I don't want to watch Journey to the West. Zhu Bajie is ugly!" Wang Jianguo quit!
And Zhao Ye was still staring at my bag of instant noodles. I didn't want to give it to him, but the goods were endless. In the end, he even took out a dime from his pocket and said, "I'll buy yours for a dime, how much do you have left?" gone?"

I saw that there was still a third of the money in the bag. Forget it, it’s not good for such a big person, so I didn’t ask Zhao Ye to give him half of the money. When people fight, I have to persuade me to get half a bag of noodles.

The two of them finished eating instant noodles, and Journey to the West was over. The TV at home only had six or seven channels. I turned over and watched Popeye for a while. The animation time was over. I can only say that children in this era are too scarce. Yes, watching cartoons every day has to wait for the animated story of CCTV. Once this show is over, there will be no more cartoons!
After the animation, Zhao Ye and Wang Jianguo were going to play glass balls and ingots. I didn’t have time to follow them. I had to think about ways to get rich. I lay on the bed and read "Follow Your Feelings" , if I guess correctly, this song will become popular in a year or two, but how can I make a fortune from this? Could it be that I found a TV station and told people that this song will become popular?The fire is in a mess, now it's 10 yuan cheaper for you to take it away.

I guess I will be spanked, writing lyrics is unreliable, there are very few things I can do at this age, and I have to go to school, lying in bed is thinking hard, so many ideas in my head, every one is reliable!

After my dad came back, he fetched a basin of water and went out. Without asking, he went to scrub his [-] brand motorcycle. He had nothing to do and went downstairs to play with the children, but it was cold in the evening. It was late autumn now, and I was still wearing Open crotch pants, I don’t know what my mother thinks, my dad bought me a bubble gum, which is still sticky, and it’s very cool to stick it on my arm. , Thirty cents and a half bag!

I suddenly thought about how I could get rich in my mind, but I didn't have a clue for a while, so I agreed to Zhao Ye's request and ran back home. After thinking for a long time, I finally figured it out, I can be a retailer!

Kindergarten children are greedy, but no one has that much money. In this day and age, the family gives fifty cents as pocket money, which is definitely the rich second generation. Like me, it is basically ten cents, or the blue one. Money, buy a pack of instant noodles for [-] cents, and then divide it into three parts, and sell one part for [-] cents or [-] cents, isn't that a profit?

Although I don’t have much money, I’m only five years old now. Take my time. When I have enough money, I can’t do anything. I’ll first register Tencent, then Baidu, and then Taobao. From now on, there will be no two horses, one one. What happened to Li, I am the richest man in Asia, I get excited just thinking about it!

The task now is to get funds, starting capital of [-] cents, I, the future richest man in Asia, actually worry about [-] cents, I should discuss it with my mother!

I ran to the kitchen and my mother was cooking, and I tried to be cute, so that it was easy to get money, and before I opened my mouth, my mother said without turning her head: "Go watch TV, don't hang around in front of me." , what should I do if I can't see you trampled to death, don't ask me for money, I don't have a dime!"

Mom! !

I know my mother's character, if she says she won't give it, she won't give it, and maybe she will be beaten up, so go find my father.

Downstairs, where my dad was washing the car, he ran up and said, "Dad, I can't get enough to eat every day. If you give me fifty cents, I can buy a bag of instant noodles, okay?"

"Just now I bought you bubble gum with the only [-] cents I had on me. I don't care about the money. I hid the [-] cents secretly. I'm poorer than you!" My dad patted my ass twice. Xia said: "Eat more in the evening, and you will be full in the morning, so you won't be hungry. Go home!"

It's over, a generation of retail tycoons in China is stillborn, just because my father is a strict wife and doesn't give his son fifty cents, otherwise I will definitely be a local tyrant in the future, now it seems that I can only think of other ways, really Is a penny a hero!

During the meal, my mother asked me where I got the bubble gum. I was about to say that my dad bought it for me, but my dad blinked at me desperately. Fortunately, I am a 30-year-old person, otherwise my dad would have It's over, I hurriedly changed my words and said that I picked up [-] cents on the way!

Watching TV after eating, going to bed before nine o’clock, many TV stations have been turned off, showing a circle that is a little strange in my memory, this kind of change is really uncomfortable, I used to basically go to bed in the middle of the night every day Sleeping, there is never no program on TV, but the life is so empty, just because I couldn’t sleep, I turned over and got beaten. I found that women in the 90s didn’t need a reason to beat their children. It was purely a rainy day. , Idle is also idle!

When I got up early the next morning, my mother rummaged through the boxes to find clothes. The cold was coming, and winter was not far away. My mother said that I would not be allowed to wear single clothes and open crotch pants. I was lucky when she took out a pair of cotton open crotch pants.
"Mom, I don't want to wear crotch pants!" I couldn't help but yell out. In the future, I will no longer be an ordinary person, and at the last time I will be a rich man of tens of billions. What's the matter with wearing crotch pants? Me, that little guy is ruthless!
"What would you wear if you don't wear crotch pants? An older kid asks so much. How can I take off my pants? I have to wash them for you!" My mother ruthlessly put on cotton crotch pants!

I won’t tell you, not only can I take off my own pants, but I can even take off girls’ pants, and go to school honestly, even if I can do everything, it’s useless. The eight-year-old child was wearing a canvas jacket, leaning on a [-] bicycle beside him, smoking a cigarette with a handle, which should be a longevity brand, next to it was an elementary school, and several elementary school students had to pay these three people before entering the door. Those with [-] cents and [-] cents will be beaten a few times if they don’t!

"Protection fees?"

That's right, I can collect protection fees, so that's the money. Although the kindergarten doesn't have a lot of money, I'm not stealing it. I'll pay her back at that time. At worst, I can't pay for instant noodles. Future generations will treat me like this This method is called illegal fundraising.
After I entered the school, I set my goal on Xiaohua. It was so cool to pinch me yesterday, but today I can’t get some oil from her. While Teacher Zhao was picking up the students at the door, I quietly asked Xiaohua: "Do you have any problems?" No money? Give it to me, I'll give you instant noodles and popsicles tomorrow, and sell them to you cheap!"

Xiao Hua foolishly took out fifty cents from her pocket, and stared at me cautiously. She didn't realize that this was a local tyrant, but there was fifty cents. I, a 30-year-old, was so excited. Getting Xiaohua done was better than other things. Everyone is strong!
"I know how to buy it myself, why should I give it to you!" Xiao Hua was not stupid, she just put the money in her pocket!

"You can buy a pack of instant noodles for [-] cents, and you can only eat it once. I will give you [-] cents, and I will let you eat it three times!" I seduced from the side. According to the five-year-old IQ, they can only distinguish from the quantity Whether it is a disadvantage or not, they don't know how to divide a bag of noodles into three times.

Sure enough, Xiaohua hesitated for a while and took out the money, but she still asked cautiously: "Can you really eat three times?"

I nodded and reached out to get the money, but the other party hid and said to me, "No, I have to add one more!"

This girl does not seem to be the one who suffers, I hope the other party will not make any excessive demands, I am also a small business, and said: "Tell me!"

Xiao Hua pointed to my crotch and said, "I don't know why mine doesn't grow, you have to let me play with it!!"

I have to sell myself for earning a few cents, and my second child has to be played with by others. What kind of world is this? Xiaohua stares at my crotch pants, and I look at my fifty cents in her hand. This is a naked transaction!
"Let's talk about it first, don't pinch it too hard, you know?" I said that my tears were about to come down, and I also fought for fifty cents!

The other party laughed immediately, handed over the fifty cents, and reached out to touch the crotch. I was so scared that I hurriedly backed away, and the other party was immediately unhappy.

After a good meal, I collected almost two yuan, which was enough to buy a lot of things. A pack of instant noodles was divided into three parts, a popsicle was divided into four parts, a piece of Guodan skin was divided into six parts, and a spicy stick was divided into two parts. Retail starts in Kindergarten!
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