Mixing ancient times with Taobao

Chapter 668
In August, sweet-scented osmanthus is fragrant and the weather is getting cooler.

The two twins born in Longwu in 13 years are now four years old. They seem to have inherited the wisdom of their parents. Although they are young, they are very smart and have already known five or six hundred characters.

It's just that it's not easy to be a parent of smart children, because they not only have endless problems, but are also very naughty.

Bai Shi felt that his life was going to be shortened.These two little guys are so energetic that they crawled around when they were seven or eight months old, and they couldn't even stare at them carelessly.Now that Xu Sui is four years old, it will be even more powerful!I mess around with you everywhere, curiosity is so heavy, I can't keep anything in the house, the perfume and lipstick that Zuofu gave her are all given to these two little guys.

Watching these little guys put lipstick all over the place, Bai felt that his blood pressure soared to 140 in an instant, and he was not far from death.

It's not...

These two scoundrels just ruined her perfume again. Not only did they ruin it, they also poured the perfume into the fish tank, and even the fish died together!
Bai stomped her feet, beat her chest and shouted, "My God! Ancestor! What did I do in my previous life! Met you two debt collectors! I'm a mother, I am a mother! "

Bai's really collapsed!This is already the fifth bottle of perfume broken this month, and her heart is bleeding!Although the child's mother would make it up for her immediately, it was made with real money, and she felt distressed!
No, even foul language came out!She can't take it anymore!These two guys are really only three years old, but how can they be so troublesome? !
"Grandma, my sister said that if you give the fish perfume, the fish will be fragrant."

Erya took the fish out of the fish tank and held it in front of Bai Shi, "Grandma, smell it, is it fragrant? Is it fragrant?"

"I!!"

I'm dying!

Bai's eyes were red and he wanted to cry.

She picked up the feather duster in her hand and slapped it hard on the table, then let out a piercing howl, "Big! It's you again! Get out of here!!"

"I do not!"

Da Ya is leading a bully dog. It is obviously not as big as a dog, but this bully dog ​​looks scary, but it is actually a sticky thing. It obeys Da Ya who often feeds it meat.Not only is he obedient to his words, but he is also very clingy, and his flattery is also top-notch, he is simply a dog spirit.

At this moment, the little big girl and the bully dog ​​named Rouqiu both had stubborn expressions on their faces. One person and one dog raised their heads high, and their attitudes were very arrogant, "I'm not stupid, so I won't go there!"

Baishi almost vomited blood, and took a feather duster to pat the table, "You've been coming up with bad ideas all day, you bastard! Do you really think I dare not hit you?!"

"I'm right! You spray perfume all day long, but I sprayed it on the fish, and the fish smells delicious. I am filial to you!"

Da Ya has a determined face.

Mother said, we must insist on the truth.Although she doesn't know much about truth, she is doing it for grandma's sake, so she can't admit her mistake!

"Filial piety? Filial piety?!"

Bai's nostrils were about to puff, and he covered his heart and said, "Are you filial? Good, good! You are right about the fish, why did you let grandma's bird go the day before yesterday? How can you explain why you fed ink to my turtle a few days ago?!"

"Birds should fly in the sky, not be locked in a cage! I am doing good for my grandma! If a tortoise eats ink, it will become literate, and it will be able to accompany you well!"

The big girl held her head high, and she was very firm in her logic, "I'm all for grandma's good!"

Bai Shi almost burst into tears!
Where did this monster come from?

How old is this?Just so sharp-tongued?She looked at Erya, saw Erya shrinking to the side, and suddenly felt a burst of comfort in her heart: Fortunately, although Erya is skinny, she is also afraid anyway, otherwise she will be the same as Big Ya, how can she teach?
"Then let me ask you!"

Bai Shi recalled what happened last month again, "Why did you poke the big white goose at home with a stick?! If your father hadn't rushed over, you and Erya would have been poked by the big white goose. This is also for the good of grandma?"

"This, this, this..."

The big girl leaned to one side, hesitated for a long time, and suddenly said: "Ah, grandma, that's just for fun, hehe, Rouqiu, let's eat meat."

"This set again!!"

Bai Shi was so angry that he raised the feather duster, but he still didn't do it after all.

I will endure!

If there is a real fight, Zuofu will definitely not let me take care of the child, and my plan will go bankrupt.

Thinking of this, Mrs. Bai gritted her teeth and said, "You debt collector, you are here to collect debts. You have sharp teeth and sharp mouth. Are you going to piss me off?!"

Seeing that Bai Shi had put down the feather duster, Da Ya knew that she had calmed down, so she stepped forward with a smile, put down the leash in her hand, wrapped her two little hands around Bai Shi's arm and shook, "Grandma, you are the best, Dabao loves you .”

"Get off!"

Bai tried her best to keep a straight face, but the corners of her mouth couldn't help but rise.

Although the skin is a bit rough, it is mature enough to kiss me.

"Grandma, eat meat and custard."

"After doing bad things, you still want to eat meat?"

Bai Shi pinched her big girl, but gently, still saying harsh words in her mouth, "You have nothing to eat today!"

"Grandma, eat meat!"

Da Ya was very stubborn, and wrapped around Bai Shi's hand a little harder, "The custard is meaty, eat it made by grandma."

"I want to eat too."

Er Ya also came up together, she basically listened to her sister, not only listened to Da Ya, but also imitated Da Ya, in short, she acted in the same way.

Shaking Bai's hand, "Er Bao also eats custard meat, grandma made it."

Bai's mouth raised up involuntarily.

The skin of the two little guys was plump when they were born, not like newborns at all, but now they are white and shiny, and the pink and jade carvings are like New Year's picture dolls, so cute.

With these two cute babies acting like a baby at her, Bai's heart softened so much.In the past few years, for her plan, she has spent a lot of effort to bring up the children, and she tried not to care about that bastard Sun Xunting. Now that the two children are so close to her, she feels very fulfilled, although every time She was so angry at the two troublemakers, but as long as the two little guys acted like a baby, she couldn't get angry. She just wanted to hug the two little guys, rub them, and kiss them a few times.

Of course, how could she be so undignified as a grandmother?Just being led by the nose by two brats?
So she snorted coldly, and said with a straight face: "Don't do this thing, if you do something wrong, you think you can fool yourself by making a funny face?"

"But the fish has become more fragrant..."

Er Ya held her mouth shut, looking aggrieved, "Grandma, smell it, it smells good."

As she spoke, tears seemed to come out of her big eyes, she held her head up, and stubbornly held the fish in her hand to Bai Shi again. Bai Shi couldn't bear the look in her eyes, so she had to say: "That's all." , That's all! I really owe you! Are you hungry? You pack this up, and the old woman will make meat-minted custard for these two debt collectors."

"Grandma is the best!"

The two little ghosts clapped their hands and cheered, and the meat ball next to it also barked a few times.Bai rolled her eyes at Rouqiu, and said, "You are also a debt collector! You are so fierce but useless! A few days ago, that brat from the Xu family came here with a wolfhound, why did you run away?

Still walking in circles, useless stuff!It's very smart to eat!Mama Zhang, go, make it an egg and meat soup alone, just pick up a few grains of salt with your fingers, don't put too much, or it will spoil, and these two debt collectors will definitely kill me! "

Rouqiu scratched the ground with his paws, and Bai's blood pressure rose again in an instant, "Damn dog! This is a Persian carpet! You are going to die, you!!"

Rouqiu turned around, his huge body seemed extremely flexible at the moment, wagging his tail and followed Mama Zhang away.

Bai stomped her feet, "It's a crime! It's not enough to have two debt collectors here, even a dog is bullying an old woman! My carpet! If I keep digging like this, it will break sooner or later!"

"Whee!"

The two girls laughed heartlessly, causing Bai Shi to roll her eyes, and the older girl said seriously: "Grandma, mother said that naughty is a child's nature, and the meatball is not as big as me, don't you Comparing with dogs."

Bai almost choked to death.

Who has ever seen a four-year-old child who can speak so well?But when I think that these two guys not only know hundreds of words, but also can recite a lot of poems, I can't help but feel proud: After all, they are from my grandson's family, that is, they are smart.

Holding one in each hand, I took the two debt collectors to the small kitchen to make custard.In order to achieve her goal, Mrs. Bai, who had been pampered and pampered for many years, entered the kitchen again after her two children were born.The only difference is that she used to cook to please her husband, but now she cooks to gain the closeness of the two debt collectors and Zuo Fu's trust.

Seeing that Mrs. Bai was not in the house, the other daughters-in-law who came to visit felt speechless after asking about the situation.

In the emotional family, none of their children were from the Sun family, they were all picked up, and only those two girls were their own.

They can also guess Bai's purpose, but in the past few years, only Bai herself has not noticed it, and everyone else has noticed. Her motherhood has rekindled, and the pain of losing her son is being healed by the two girls , All the feelings for his son were transferred to the two girls.

She has never brought any children in the family, and she has never had contact with any third generation, but for acting, she has contacted big girls, but as the children grow up day by day, she is getting more and more involved in the show, and she often scolds Two children, but everyone knows that these twins are simply Bai's eyeballs, and they are her life.

At the tea party not long ago, she took two children with her. The children from another family took advantage of their own age and bullied Er Ya, who was relatively timid, and scared Er Ya to tears. As a result, Bai Shi had a fit on the spot!
That aggressiveness was like a shrew in the market, she almost hanged up other people's children and beat them, counting from top to bottom, not only demoted the child to nothing, but also scolded the adults too.

Although this behavior is disrespectful and embarrassing, it directly reflects Bai's true state of mind.Right now, she is the only one who thinks that she is acting, and everyone else knows that this big girl is her life and the source of happiness in her life for the past few years.

Although she was a little jealous, but after thinking about having Da Ya and Er Ya, the old woman had no energy to take care of them, so her mentality was balanced.

well……

As long as she doesn't do it, it's better than anything else.

The minced meat custard was ready, Bai put two bowls of custard on the table, and called the two children to come and eat.The two children sat on the small bench, scooped up a spoonful, but did not eat it themselves. They raised their hands and said, "Grandma, eat."

"Ouch, ouch!"

Bai grinned so much that it almost reached the ears, and she beamed with joy, "I didn't hurt you in vain. Every time I take the first bite, I always think of my old lady. Oh, those people always say that I am not educated." , no manners, hum! If you want me to say that they are jealous of me! Look, how well I teach these two children?"

A group of servants lowered their heads and couldn't help complaining in their hearts: Where is your good teaching?Madam taught well...

It's not a day since Mrs. Bai boasted about herself, and even the matter of her literacy is due to the credit of herself and the old man.Because she and the old man are both smart, it's an atavistic inheritance, and the two children are like her.

"Eat, grandma is not hungry."

Bai pushed the spoon back and said with a smile, "It's good that you have grandma in your heart, don't be like your father, who always lies to grandma, and when his wings harden, he ignores grandma. You can't imitate your father! "

"Grandma, a gentleman doesn't speak right and wrong behind his back."

The big girl said: "My mother said that those who speak ill of others behind their backs are not good people."

Bai stared, and said: "Your father is my son, what's wrong with my mother saying a few words about him? How can this be called saying bad things about people behind their backs?"

"Anyway, it's not right!"

Da Ya argued hard, "You can scold your father and mother to your face, but you can't speak of them behind your back."

Bai's head is big.

How is this big girl so smart?

Forget it, forget it, don't argue with her, you can't beat her.

After the custard, it's time to take a shower.

The weather is hot, although there is a fan at home, but for some reason this year, it is the end of June, and it is still very hot. These two children are so skinny that they wash them twice a day. When their mother comes back, they may have to talk about it again. I didn't bring my child well.

The plan is about to succeed, and I can't fall short.After strolling down the corridor for a while with the children who had finished eating custard, they asked someone to prepare bath water for the two children to bathe.

The two little guys are white and tender, and their hands are like lotus roots, because this Bai family never asks his servants to bathe the two children.Although the plan belongs to the plan, the two children are quite fun to hold together, so it's up to her to do it.

After taking a bath, Bai's clothes were soaked, but she didn't care about rest, so she applied prickly heat powder on the two children, wiped herself with a towel, and took the two children to take a nap.

The child catches cold easily when blowing a fan, so she fanned herself, for fear that the child would get sick. Zuo Fu thought that she had bad intentions and abused the child, so in order to prevent her plan from going bankrupt, she used the fan to coax the two children to sleep I just went to have lunch.

Seriously, Mrs. Bai is really the king of fighting chickens. She is more than 60 years old and still has such good energy, but most people have been tossed to death by two children, not to mention that she has bound feet. A child ran around, not to mention that she was moved by herself, even Zuofu was almost moved by her.

It's not easy to be an actor these days!My own mother-in-law is obviously too deep into the drama, she can't get out!
(End of this chapter)