I!The most handsome man in the world

Serious flicker
Unexpectedly this time, the ghost messenger actually came, and the ghost messenger wanted to catch the female ghost Xiaoruo.

Leaving aside Chen Zile, first of all the female monster and Peach Blossom Fairy disagreed.

Just kidding, these women are so familiar these days, how could they watch the female ghost Xiao Ruo being taken away?
So the female monster made a direct move and grabbed the soul chain.

Seeing this, the ghost officer became angry: "Who dares to stop the ghost officer from catching ghosts?"

"A mere ghost messenger dares to act fiercely in front of me?" The female monster was not afraid at all.

At the same time, she waved her hand, and she immediately threw the soul chain, with a demonic aura on it, causing the ghost to fly backwards.

After stabilizing his body, the ghost messenger exclaimed: "No, get out!"

As soon as the voice fell, he disappeared in an instant, and the other ghost messenger also disappeared and ran away immediately with Liu Yiyi.

Apparently they realized the power of this female monster through the evil spirit, and they didn't dare to stay any longer.

The female monster snorted proudly and said, "Sister Xiaoruo, don't worry, with me here, no ghost messenger can take you away."

Xiao Ruo smiled and said, "Thank you sister Zi."

Liu Yiyi was taken away by ghost messengers, Zhang Miao was fine, Liu Jiang became a eunuch, everyone was happy.

So Chen Zile said to the middle-aged Uncle Zhang: "There's nothing else to do, so let's go first."

As she said that, she was about to turn around, when Peach Blossom Fairy came over and whispered, "That's not right, where is the money..."

Chen Zile was taken aback, he was engaged in knitting, and money was not mentioned yet.

what to do?How dare you mention it now?

Fortunately, Uncle Zhang said at this moment: "Wait a minute, boy, thank you for your help this time, otherwise my daughter might not be able to make it through tonight."

Chen Zile turned around and smiled, thinking, why is this middle-aged man talking such nonsense, why don't he just ask for the money?
I also heard the middle-aged Uncle Zhang say: "I see that you are not short of money. I really don't know how to thank you. Let's do this. I will satisfy whatever request you have."

Chen Zile was speechless: "Why don't you give me the money?"

"Ah?" Uncle Zhang was taken aback, thinking that this is wrong?

Chen Zile smiled and said: "Although I am not short of money, I have to collect money to help you deal with ghosts and evil spirits. This is an unwritten rule in the circle and cannot be broken.

As the saying goes, you can save money and eliminate disasters. If you don't pay any money, you might be haunted by ghosts in the future.So I am also very helpless, it is really not that I am greedy for money. "

Hearing this, Uncle Zhang hurriedly said: "Yeah...then you have to pay, and you can't do without it.

How about this, I have [-] in cash at home, and I will give you all if it is not too little. "

Seeing Chen Zile flickering in a serious manner, the four girls all admired him, this damn is too good at bragging.

After leaving the villa with a small purse of cash, Princess Li Baoer said to Chen Zile:
"Brother Zi Le, you are so good at fooling around, you can easily become a national teacher in our Tang Dynasty."

"Thank you!" Chen Zile smiled.

The girls chatted and laughed with Chen Zile and went back to Chen Zile's small villa.

I easily made [-] in one night, and everyone was very happy.

Although none of the four girls knew how much the 10 RMB was, they had seen Chen Zile pay one by one.

And now, there are ten stacks of them one by one.

When I got home, it was late at night.

Everyone hastened to rest!
Early the next morning, the four girls wanted to find Chen Zile to share the spoils.

Chen Zile was very confused, what is this?

However, he had no choice but to face the four women's righteous demands for sharing the spoils, so he had to give 1000 yuan to each of them, and allowed the three women, except the female ghost, to spend outside.

So the three girls went out after breakfast.

Although the female ghost Xiaoruo couldn't go, she asked the third daughter to buy for her.

An hour later, the three girls came back. The big and small bags were placed on the sofa, and they couldn't wait to take out the things they bought.

Chen Zile went over to look curiously, and the things he bought were all kinds of things.

What surprised Chen Zile was that they all bought a few boxes of condoms.

What's wrong with this shit?
Peach Blossom Fairy opened a box of condoms shyly, and said to everyone with a look she knew best:

"This is the most interesting thing. I believe you can experience a thing or two from the salesperson's weird and mysterious eyes, expressions and words, right?"

The girls nodded their heads one after another, while Chen Zile shook his face, thinking that you should be pushed down, isn't it weird that some beauties are going to buy condoms?
I heard Peach Blossom Fairy continue to say:
"According to legend, this thing is comparable to a divine weapon. It can be used for playing, but it can withstand hundreds of millions of elite soldiers. It is extraordinary and should not be underestimated."

At this time, Li Baoer raised his hand: "Sister Fairy, we don't need to resist hundreds of millions of elite soldiers for the time being, and we don't want to fight. I just want to know, how can you use the game you mentioned?"

"Don't worry, I'll teach you."

Peach Blossom Fairy unwrapped a condom, followed by a textbook demonstration, took it to her mouth and blew it hard.

A balloon is formed!
"Wow……"

The girls were excited immediately, imitating blowing up the condom one by one.

Seeing several stunning beauties in the room blowing condoms together, Chen Zile shuddered fiercely again.

If he had known this would happen, he wouldn't have lied to Peach Blossom Fairy if he was killed...

It's already like this now. If you explain it, these women may beat themselves to death.

Forget it, at home, they can blow whatever they want.

So Chen Zile sat on the sofa and watched them play with condoms.

After playing for a while, they each ate snacks.

Li Bao'er ate a stick of spicy food and said, "I didn't even think about these things in the Tang Dynasty. I usually just eat pastries."

Hearing that Chen Zile became interested, he said:
"In the near future, I may have the ability to travel through time and space, and I should be able to go to any dynasty at will.

At that time, I will take these food to your Tang Dynasty, can you help me sell some money? "

Li Bao'er was taken aback: "That's for sure, if I don't sell these, I have a lot of gold and silver treasures?"

Chen Zile thought right, Li Guer is a princess, she can really travel through time and space, and she still needs to sell things?

But you can't eat soft rice, so it's better to sell things.

At that time, take the spicy strips to the Tang Dynasty and sell them at a high price, and you will definitely make money.

Thinking of this, Chen Zile was still a little excited.

Just thinking about it proudly, suddenly the outside was cloudy and the wind howled.

Chen Zile said: "The weather forecast says there will be heavy rain at noon, I'll go and see if the windows of the villa are closed."

As he said that, he quickly closed the windows around.

When I returned to the living room, the sky was covered by dark clouds and it was very dark.

At this time, the faces of Peach Blossom Fairy and the female monster were a little ugly, and then Peach Blossom Fairy said:
"I don't feel well..."

Chen Zile asked: "What's wrong? Is menstruation coming? Gods also have menstruation?"

Peach Blossom Fairy rolled Chen Zile's eyes and said, "No, the rain god is here..."

"Do you call menstruation the Rain God in the heavens? Sure enough, it's the heavens. We are all called aunts in the human world." Chen Zile was puzzled.

Peach Blossom Fairy was completely speechless, but at this moment, outside the window of the villa, a flash of thunder flashed, and several figures suddenly appeared outside the window.

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