I!The most handsome man in the world

Chapter 52
Chen Zile did not expect that he would become a celebrity in Heaven.

Inadvertently, the God of Thunder and the God of Rain, including the God of Wind, had already spread the news of what happened in the mortal world and their relationship with Chen Zile to the entire heaven.

That's why everyone in Heaven knows that there is a powerful person in the mortal world who can know the past and the future, can see through everything in the world, and knows many things that these gods don't understand.

For example, the Jade Emperor said at this moment: "You are Chen Zile? The person who said that water vapor rises into the sky and becomes fog when it is full, and it rains when it is full???"

Chen Zile nodded: "It's me!"

The Jade Emperor looked Chen Zile up and down, and then said, "It doesn't matter if you really want the Rain God or not when it rains?"

Chen Zile nodded: "Yes!"

"Nonsense, it is simply nonsense." An old fairy said:

"All gods in the sky have their duties. They are in charge of everything in the world. Wind, rain, thunder, and lightning are all under the control of the gods of wind, rain, and thunder. How can you say that you can do without them?"

Chen Zile looked at the old fairy, then curled his lips and said:
"The wind god, the rain god, and the thunder god have only been gods for thousands of years? So before they became gods, didn't it rain? Didn't the wind blow? Did there not be thunder?"

Forced to ask Sanlian, the old god who asked was dumbfounded.

Not only him, but all the gods were stunned, and then Li Tianwang said:
"Huh? It seems to be like this. When there are no three gods of wind, rain and thunder, it is normal for rain, wind and thunder?"

Chen Zile spread his hands and said, "That's it? It's just that the three of them also have the ability to call wind, rain and thunder, so they played a supporting role."

As soon as these words came out, Thor, Rain God, and Fengshen felt that they were about to face the crisis of being laid off.

The old fairy still refused to admit defeat and said:
"As a mortal, what qualifications do you have to say that we gods are useless? Even if the wind and rain have little to do with gods, we are also in charge of the three realms."

Chen Zile smiled and said, "As long as you are happy!"

"What do you mean? Isn't it? We gods are in charge of the Three Realms." The old god continued.

Chen Zile frowned, and then said, "In charge? I don't deny that you are very powerful. But without you, there is no influence on the world.

Times have changed, how many people in the lower world believe in the existence of gods?You do not exist in the hearts of mortals, do you think you are in charge of them?

To be honest, in my opinion, your Heavenly Court is a group of backward, pedantic, stubborn, self-righteous, and arrogant fools..."

The old god was angry, pointed at Chen Zile and said, "Are you talking about me? Are you saying I'm pedantic and stubborn?"

"No!" Chen Zile shook his head and said:
"I'm not targeting you, I'm saying that everyone present is rubbish!"

Hearing that the surrounding gods glared at Chen Zile angrily, if it weren't for the Jade Emperor and the mysterious worshiping the moon, these gods would probably rush to join Chen Zile.

Just when the gods were angry, the Jade Emperor said, "Well said, very good."

All the gods were taken aback, what do you mean?Then they are idiots and garbage, and they are right?
Then I heard the Jade Emperor say again: "Heavenly Court has always been high above, and I have always felt that if I have mana, I should be high above.

This has been the case for thousands of years, thinking that mortals are small and we are gods before them.But in fact? "

As he spoke, the Jade Emperor glanced at all the gods and said angrily:

"Looking at the present world, in just one or two hundred years, we have created a car that can run by itself that we gods don't understand, and an iron bird plane that can fly hundreds of people into the sky.

All kinds of things we can't understand, they have come up with it, without relying on the slightest magic.Dare to ask these people today, in what way are they worse than our gods? "

Chen Zile applauded and said, "That's right, human beings today are actually more powerful than gods. You are a myth, but they use science to break the myth."

The words of the Jade Emperor and Chen Zile caused many gods to bow their heads.

Their magic power is boundless, their lifespan is as long as the sky, they fly into the sky and escape from the earth, and they are omnipotent.

But let them make tools that fly without magic power?
Sorry, no!
The Jade Emperor continued: "We have magic power, but ordinary people have brain power. Sometimes magic power may not be as good as brain power. Therefore, we need to reform and learn advanced knowledge in the world.

If you fall behind, you will be beaten. Don't wait until the day when human technology develops enough to destroy the gods, we still think we are arrogant here and say that we are gods, that would be too sad! "

All the gods nodded when they heard the words, and Nezha flattered him: "One word from the Jade Emperor is better than ten years of practice."

The Jade Emperor smiled, and then said to Chen Zile:
"Well, can I invite you to come to Heaven to teach us immortals when you have time?"

Just finished speaking, Mr. Wenqu Xing was dissatisfied and said:
"To the Jade Emperor, the little god thinks that his literary talent is the best in the world, so why does he frequently invite people from the lower realms to come to the Heavenly Court for classes?"

The Jade Emperor frowned: "You are a civil servant, and your accomplishments in poetry, poetry and literature are incomparable, but do you understand science?"

Chen Zile added: "That is, Mr. Wenqu Xing, you are good at Chinese and mathematics, are you also very good at chemistry, physics, geography, biology, sports, music, quality education, and ideological politics?"

Wenqu Xingjun was taken aback for a moment, and said, "I've never heard of some of them."

"Isn't that enough? You are awesome in literature, science, philosophy, etc., you have to ask the moon worshiper." Chen Zile said.

So far, no one in heaven said anything more.

Those who do not understand science are those who do not understand science. Reform and development should be carried out, and reform and development must be carried out.

Therefore, the Jade Emperor announced in public: "From now on, this Moon Worshiper and Chen Zile are the teachers of our heavenly gods, do you remember?"

All the gods said in unison: "Remember!"

The Jade Emperor nodded in satisfaction, looked at Chen Zile and said, "Then I don't know, what's your opinion on the reform of the Heavenly Court?"

Chen Zile said: "It is true that reform and development must first get rid of old-fashioned things.

For example, your current system is not working. Since you want to learn from the human world, you should keep pace with the times and start with system reform. "

The Jade Emperor asked: "How to change it? Tell me."

Chen Zile nodded and said, "I suggest that the feudal system be abolished. Marshals like Li Tianwang, who are in charge of the heavenly soldiers and generals, are called the Minister of Military Affairs. Marshals are too rustic.

There are also the three gods of wind, rain and thunder, who set up a meteorological department, and the thunder god is the minister. If there is unreasonable weather, you will use your own magic power to adjust it to match the weather of nature.

In addition, the Four Heavenly Kings set up the Gate Guard Department, which is responsible for the security work at the entrances of the four heavenly gates of Nantianmen, Beitianmen, Xitianmen, and Dongtianmen.

Wenqu Xingjun is the Minister of Education, the God of Wealth is the Minister of Finance, and 28 Constellations set up an astronomy department to study space stars.

In the end, I think we should set up an entertainment department, composed of some fairies, and usually do some entertainment. "

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