The pink queen is a thief: the emperor should be calm

Chapter 1 Wedge: The Saddest Thief

"I am the most unlucky in the world, who can be more unlucky than me, who can be more unlucky than me!!!"

Shen Xiaoling looked up to the sky and sighed, but she could only see a dark area and people waiting in line to be reincarnated.

"What's wrong with me, I have the title of a thief, I have stolen many precious stones and antiques hidden in such dangerous places, but, but I was actually messed up by a few bank robbers You got shot!! My momentary wisdom is gone!!"

Shen Xiaoling wants to cry, but she has a big treasure in the secret room that she has yet to sell. If she sells all of them, the life she leads will definitely make the emperors of all ages jump up and want to scold her with envy! !

"Beauty, beauty is you, it's you, don't look at others!!"

Shen Xiaoling pointed to her nose: "What did you call me?"

Mingchai came over in a hurry, and said with a smile: "Beauty, you have a red face, you are going to be lucky today, come with me, something good is going to happen!!"

The three principles of hippie smiles, first, flatter you if you have something to ask for, second, others have to flatter you because of your high status, and third, if they offend you, you have to seduce you with a hippie smile in order to smooth things over.

But these three principles can't escape asking you to do things, Shen Xiaoling thought to herself, what can the ghosts in the underworld ask me for just a few hours after I died?Forget it, let's go first and talk about it, this is someone else's territory, I would rather be a grandson with a shrinking head than a parrot with a head.

"There is a good thing!! Go, go, go, please lead the way."

Shen Xiaoling followed the underworld, and she instinctively memorized all the places, hey, I'm dead or in the underworld, so what if I remember the way, and I can't get some treasures! !
"Beauty, here we are, Pluto is inside."

My God, this door is actually inlaid with gold and jade. The gate several feet high is all made of jade and gold. My hands are itchy, my hands are really itchy. It seems that I stole all this gate and put it in the treasure room. It's a pity, woo woo...

Mingcha smiled and bowed and said, "Beauty, follow me in."

The huge gold-inlaid jade gate was pushed open with two hands, and she couldn't help but stretched out her hand and pushed it twice, oh my god, such a heavy door was pushed open with two hands, really powerful! !

"Old ghost, where are you looking, you are not afraid that your tigress will eat you!!"

"Beauty, I will marry you when I divorce her later!!"

Uncle Pluto smiled lewdly, leaning on the hot girl with a pancake face.

"Ahem, Pluto, the villain has already brought Miss Shen."

Now that you know my last name, why didn't you call me by my name just now?Shen Xiaoling wondered, if something happened, there must be something inside.

(End of this chapter)