Adorable disciples from heaven: God, please respect yourself

Chapter 5 I promise not to kill you
"Hey!" There was the sound of the door being pushed open. Xia Xiaoxiao, who was already asleep, immediately became nervous. How could she not be more careful in the den of thieves?Especially when facing a big boss.

With a snap of his fingers, the whole room immediately became brightly lit. Yu Jingxuan took a good look at the room, and the feathers all over the floor made him very displeased.

"Come here." A cold voice sounded, causing Xia Xiaoxiao to shudder. You must know that she is still wrapped in a quilt at this time, which shows how bad Yu Jingxuan is.

"Your Honor."

Xia Xiaoxiao only heard the panting voice of a boy, it seems that he came in a hurry!Is this great god so scary? She looks really easy to bully!It's just that different people have different fates. Xia Xiaoxiao is a newborn calf who is not afraid of tigers and has no taboos.

"Well, clean the house well, and I will give you time to burn incense."

"Yes, Your Honor."

Xia Xiaoxiao hid under the quilt, not daring to make a sound, and used her sense of hearing, which was more sensitive than a dog, to judge the child's position from her, and if he came to her side later, she would use her mouth Peck him, and give the Great God a big greeting gift.

After the boy cleaned the house, he found that his bed was messed up and the feathers were also stained.The Great God loves cleanliness so much, how can people bear it?So I went to help him clean up.

Unexpectedly, as soon as the quilt was lifted up, a small gray figure flew out and pecked at his eyes. The boy suddenly lost his balance and fell to the ground.

"My lord, what kind of beast is this on your bed? It scared me to death." He quickly crawled to Yu Jingxuan's side, and showed the wound on his forehead in front of him. Fortunately, he didn't peck his eyes, otherwise the little boy But one eye is going to be blind.

"Just an ordinary sparrow."

What?An ordinary sparrow dared to touch a fairy like him, it seemed that he was tired of living!

Xia Xiaoxiao saw that the little boy who had been shrinking all this time suddenly became airy and walked towards her swaggeringly.Didn't she peck his forehead just now, why is it necessary to be so stingy, he is still a god!

"Little sparrow, come here, I promise I won't kill you."

"Then come here, and I promise not to kill you." Do you think she is a fool?Even if she was not beaten to death, she would still lose a lot of fur. Although the color of the fur is not very good, it will at least be useful to keep warm in winter, and she is afraid of pain.

"You don't have to drink a toast." After finishing speaking, he assumed an attacking posture, and a bundle of immortal ropes flew out.

OMG, do you really need to play, this kind of thing is thrown out, if you don’t run, you really don’t have to worry about it.

As a result, the house that had been cleaned was once again a mess.

Yu Jingxuan really couldn't stand it anymore, with a random wave of his finger, the bundle of fairy ropes lost its spiritual power and fell to the ground.

"Okay, stop making trouble, just a sparrow can't handle it, so back down."

"Yes." Xiaotong glared at Xia Xiaoxiao unwillingly, and retreated resentfully. Before the venerable didn't get angry, it was the wisest choice to protect himself.

Yu Jingxuan took two steps forward, took a stool and was about to sit down, but found a feather on the stool, his mood instantly became bad, forget it, let's stand!
"Everyone is gone, why are you still flying around in the room? Look at this room, it's all your feathers."

Xia Xiaoxiao flew so fast that she didn't stop the car for a while, and directly collided with Yu Jingxuan's head.

Yu Jingxuan removed Xia Xiaoxiao who was lying on his face, and then "bah", the hair really got in his mouth.

"It's not enough to lose so much hair. Now it's all over my mouth. Do I have to pluck you all?"

Hearing Yu Jingxuan's complaint, Luo Zhanyan was not convinced, it was not her fault, if he hadn't suddenly told her to stop, how could she not be able to stop the car?If she had stopped the car, how could she have hit him in the face?If it didn't hit him in the face, how could it eat her feathers?
So, who is the culprit of all this?Yu Jingxuan, that's right, it's him.It's just that what she really didn't expect was that this Yu Jingxuan actually beat him up and blamed everything on her!
Poor ah, a big man sweats, doesn't have the slightest responsibility, despises, despises him deeply.

"I don't know if you will lose your hair in summer? Now you asked me to be your pet, not me begging you. If you lose a little hair now, you will feel uncomfortable. I will pull poop on your head later, and see how you do it." Say."

poo?Now this room is full of feathers, he doesn't want to stay here for a moment, if she pulls poop on his head, wouldn't he even lose his head?It seems that he must punish Xia Xiaoxiao, otherwise it will only make her do more evil.

"Well, I won't tell you what's there or not. I'll give you some time to restore this place to its original state. Remember, what I need is not even a single feather. Similarly, the one you slept with bed, change all the quilts for me."

Yu Jingxuan clearly listed all his needs to Xia Xiaoxiao, which sounds like an extremely ambitious project.Thinking back when she was a human, she only cleaned the house once a week, but now the great god in front of her has asked her to clean the house so that not even a feather can be seen, is this too overestimating her?

"Great God, please open your dull eyes. I am a bird. How can I clean your house without hands? With my mouth? Then the time you gave for a stick of incense is simply not enough. Do you think your decision was right?"

Yu Jingxuan also found out his mistake, but how could he admit his mistake?Even if it is wrong, it must be said to be right, not to mention that he is deliberately making things difficult.

"You messed up the house. It's not wrong for me to ask you to settle accounts. No matter what method you use, I want to restore this house anyway. This is your task."

Xia Xiaoxiao was very unconvinced. Isn't this obviously bullying?No, it's bullying smart and cute little animals. The Great God is really cruel, so he can do anything like this.

"Great God, that quilt is very heavy, and my body is so small. I haven't cultivated into a human form yet, so I can't move it at all!"

"Well, there is a boy outside the door, you can try to persuade him to do it with you."

oh, no.She offended him just now, if she went to him now, even if she wasn't beaten, she would be treated indifferently.Want to ask him for help?This is simply an impossible task!
She was about to go to Yu Jingxuan to beg for mercy or something, but he had already turned around and left, and she was the only one left in this huge room, it was really empty.

(End of this chapter)