The years I was a birdman

Chapter 10 Chen Tuan
I hate doing multiple-choice questions the most, Zhang Shifei thought.

Well, what happened that night was already strange enough, but I didn't expect that besides the teapot, the skeletons in the room also appeared.

Li Lanying asked Zhang Shifei in a low voice after hearing what the old guy said: "Old Zhang, why is this old grandson's name so long? Five characters."

Zhang Shifei was speechless. He looked at the fat man, wondering if he was hungry again, and why he became stupid again, so he said in a low voice: "He should have said his name was Chen Tuan just now, didn't he?" Have you ever acted in martial arts movies, don’t you act like this?”

His voice was very low, and only Li Lanying could hear it, because now is not the time to worry about these little things, and the meaning of this name is not small, so he hurriedly asked loudly: "What did you say your name is?!"

The old guy sat on the door frame slowly, then stretched his waist, pointed to the teapot on the stone table, and said to Zhang Shifei slowly: "What I want to say is the same as him, except that the character On the contrary, you want to know what happened to you, right? There is no such thing as free reaping, it depends on your choice, only one of us is Chen Tuan, if you choose the wrong one, you will die miserably."

After the old guy finished speaking, the teapot on the stone table shook suddenly. It seemed to be very angry, and even his voice trembled. He said to the two of them excitedly: "Don't believe me!" His, he is Tai Sui, I am Chen Tuan, release me quickly, Tai Sui has always killed people like hemp, if you don’t let me out, you will be killed! Quick! I will give you whatever you want!"

The old man laughed loudly after hearing this, and then said: "What you said is true, Tai Sui kills people like hemp, so the two brothers should choose carefully."

Although the old man's voice is also very old, but every word is sonorous and powerful.

Now their situation is like a hot dog, with Chen Tuan on the top and Tai Sui on the bottom, Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying are caught in the middle.

Zhang Shifei thought so, his uncle's!How do we choose!Return his uncle to scare me with death! !

He was a little bit broken. To be honest, in this strange place in Yingzhou, he believed the words of those two old guys. Now he was facing a time bomb, a red line and a blue line, and he cut it wrong. The words will undoubtedly explode, but which one should be cut! !
He subconsciously looked at Li Lanying next to him, hoping that he would have some ideas, but when he saw Fatty Li's demented bear face, he gave up this idea.

Well, the fat man is unreliable now, he can only rely on himself, he thought.

He looked at the chattering teapot and the old man sitting on the door frame. Obviously, one is good and the other is bad. The good one can probably tell them the truth, and the bad one can probably kill them.

Logically speaking, this teapot is preconceived, but there is something wrong. Zhang Shifei can't figure out what's wrong. Maybe the tone is wrong. Was it so easy to be threatened by two people?And he also offered to give it to the beautiful woman. If this is the case, then the gods are too unscrupulous, don't they cultivate their minds if they cultivate the Tao?
Could it be that the sitting old man is really Chen Tuan?
Zhang Shifei turned his bird's head to look at the old man sitting, and saw that he didn't seem to have slept enough, and he didn't know how to beat the dust on his robe. Instead, he put his elbows on his thighs and dragged his old face He looked like he was about to doze off again, and although his face was wrinkled, he still looked like a child with white hair, like the grandchildren of all the gods in the New Year paintings.

Judging by his hair-spreading appearance, he is similar to the Liu Bolun he met during the day. Then Liu Bolun didn't harm us, he must be a god, and even a god would not harm people. I hope there is nothing wrong in the book, he thought.

This look and this calm tone are really quite fairy, but.

But you must know that it is made of bones! !The doubts in Zhang Shifei's heart reached the highest point. He thought, isn't the bones that can be changed apart from steamed pork ribs to bone spirits? ?How could it be a fairy? ?
What, in the end how to choose ah! ! ? ?

In fact, Zhang Shifei really wanted to say at this time that we were just passing by with soy sauce. Make no choice.

I just don't know who to choose.

In fact, human nature is like this. If you do a mental test or something in normal times, he will definitely choose without hesitation. This thing is like walking on railroad tracks. Go up 100 meters and see who dares to go?
The more it is related to one's own interests, the more difficult it is to make a choice.

Just when he was in a dilemma, the teapot opened his mouth again, and he yelled: "Don't believe him, you just listen to me, do you two think there are too few things? Well, well, I will definitely Don't break your promise, you two let me out, I can turn you two back into human form, and add another city! Let you enjoy the glory and wealth for the rest of your life, no, for the rest of your life! How about it?? Don't hesitate, don't believe that Devil! You must know that saving me is also saving yourselves!!"

What is the concept of a city? Of course, Zhang Shifei has a good idea in his head. You must know that this temptation is not small. It can be regarded as a mayor-level temptation. What is the concept of a mayor?Servant of the people!The people are his public servants, so there is really nothing to do every day, just write a diary, such as "Tan Shanfang drove me to her house in a car and had sex with her 3 times" such as·········.

Being able to change back into a human body and being able to do it three times a day, what more can a person want in this life?
Zhang Shifei gave Fatty a wink, and Fatty looked at his old buddy, and the two of them immediately understood each other. Fatty raised his bear paw, and swiped at the teapot on the table with a snap!
The teapot was thundered by the fat man, flew far away, and then fell to the ground with a muffled sound.

But there was no other change in the teapot, because the fat man used his right hand.

Although it is said that Fatty Li and Zhang Shifei have both turned into beasts, their expressions at this time are surprisingly the same. Zhang Shifei said to the teapot with a look of contempt: "Stop talking to the two of you like that!" , Damn it’s an X.”

Obviously, Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying did not choose because of any reasoning. On the contrary, they chose instinctively. The two of them have not been wronged since they were young. It's just that the words about the teapot just made them very upset.

Seeing that the teapot fell to the ground, he said in surprise, "Damn! Isn't what I promised you two not enough?"

Zhang Shifei jumped over with small steps, and saw that he flapped his wings pretentiously, then he untied the teapot, and said, "Why are you talking so uncivilized? Huh?"

After Zhang Shifei finished this series of powerful movements, the old man sitting on the door frame slapped his hands and said with a smile: "Okay! It seems that you have already made your choice?"

The two turned their heads to look at the old man, their eyes determined.

The old man stood up, patted his clothes, and raised a lot of dust. He walked to the teapot with a smile and said, "I didn't expect that the reason for you to make a decision is so simple. It's surprising, but it also follows The reason why you came here is almost the same, it may be God's will, yes, you have chosen the right one, I am the real Chen Tuan."

After he finished speaking, the teapot immediately cursed: "Junior Brother!! I never thought you would be so inhuman. After so many years, are you afraid of me? Let me out! I will fight you for another [-] rounds! !"

Hearing the teapot scolding him, Chen Tuan was not angry, instead he smiled, then suddenly raised his right foot and hung in the air for half a second, kicking the teapot with a very standard shooting movement.

The teapot flew far away with a very unsightly arc, and then landed in the distance, and Chen Tuan said with a smile: "I am obsessed, it seems that I still can't put you on the table."

After finishing speaking, he turned his head to look at Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying beside him, and then said with a smile: "Since the two young brothers have made the right choice, they are destined to be with this old man. It can be seen that you two seem to have something to ask." Old man, let's sit down first, and then talk slowly."

So he went straight to the stone table, sat down, stretched out a hand and gestured for the two to sit down as well.

(End of this chapter)