The years I was a birdman

Chapter 9 A Pot
When the last remaining human being in the world was sitting in the house masturbating, suddenly, there was a knock on the door.

Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying suddenly remembered the shortest ghost story in history, no, no! ?
They looked at each other, eyes full of fear.

Li Lanying tremblingly said to Zhang Shifei: "Old Zhang, I'm timid, don't scare me."

How could Zhang Shifei have the leisure and elegance to scare him at this moment? He himself was scared enough, so he said to Fatty Li tremblingly: "I didn't scare you, it wasn't me."

The eyes of the two never left the wooden house.

The heartbeat, thumping, gradually accelerated, as if the heart had reached the throat, under the light of the bamboo forest, the dilapidated wooden house was covered with a layer of green light, looking at the dark door, Zhang Shifei swallowed He spat, as if a corpse could pop out of it anytime, anywhere.

It was too tortured.

Fatty Li was terrified. You must know that he is most afraid of this. Zhuer, who used to dare not go to the bathroom after watching ghost movies, saw Zhang Shifei say that, so he opened his mouth and said inarticulately: "It's not you. "Is that..."

"it's me."

The old and hoarse voice suddenly sounded again, causing the already tense nerves of the two to collapse suddenly. The two of them said "Oh my god" at the same time, and then instinctively ran to the distance!

The two ran for more than 20 steps, and got into the bamboo forest at a flying speed. They swallowed, and their hearts began to beat violently, thumping, thumping, thumping, uncontrollable! ! ! ! ! ! !
Zhang Shifei swallowed, it was too scary, but this time he heard clearly, the voice just now did not come from the room, on the contrary, the voice was beside the two of them, that is, beside the stone table.

Anyway, it’s like this, and I can’t run away. Thinking of this, he said boldly and tremblingly: "Who... who is talking...? Come out, come out!!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the voice sounded again, and it really came from the side of the stone table. The voice seemed a little angry and said, "Haven't I been here all the time?"

"Who... are you?" Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying asked in unison.

The voice said: "Who am I, I want to ask where you two beasts came from, why did you wake up the old man, alas, the world is getting worse, come here, I can't eat you two again."

Where have you been?It seems that this is to let them go back, will they go back or not?
The two of them looked at each other, let's go back, whether it's a blessing or a curse, you can't avoid it, anyway, it's all good, let's be tough!
So one beast and one bird walked back tremblingly. Beside the stone table, Li Lanying said tremblingly, "Well, we are back, so you come out too?"

I just heard the voice say: "What else can I do, the old man is right next to your feet!"

After hearing this, the two were shocked, and hurriedly followed the sound, only to find that there was nothing else at the place where the sound came from, only the strangely shaped teapot that Li Lanying threw to the ground just now.

Can the teapot talk? ?The two were shocked.

But neither of them dared to touch the teapot, so they took two steps back in a hurry, and Zhang Shifei said tremblingly, "Are you talking? Are you the teapot?"

After he finished speaking, the teapot sighed, and then said, "Of course it's the old man, otherwise who else could it be."

Zhang Shifei said tremblingly, "Why did you scare us?"

The teapot said: "Is there any king's law? He fell first, okay? I haven't helped the old man up yet."

Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying looked at each other. To be honest, looking at the teapot on the ground, they really didn't know where to hold it, so they could only stand in a stalemate without moving.

The teapot didn't move for a while, but sighed, and the old voice sounded again: "Oh, the world is getting worse."

There was no way, thinking that the teapot seemed to be related to the fate of the two, so Fatty Li had no choice but to pick it up tremblingly, put it on the table again, and then ran away quickly.

After the teapot was put down, he said to Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying: "Where did you two beasts come from? Why did you disturb my dream? Do you know that the crime of disturbing my sleep is very serious?"

old fairy?Zhang Shifei swallowed, and suddenly remembered what the drunk man said about the special environment in Yingzhou here. Could it be that this talking teapot is a fairy?

This look looks quite similar, could it be that he is the person Liu Bolun asked us to find?

Thinking of this, Zhang Shifei hurriedly said, "Yes, a man named Liu Bolun called us here."

"Liu Bolun?" After hearing Zhang Shifei's words, the teapot was a little surprised, and then underestimated himself with a sneer: "Could it be, is it time already?"

His voice was so low that the two of them couldn't hear it clearly, so Zhang Shifei said, "You...what did you say?"

"Ah, it's nothing," said the teapot. "What did Liu Bolun call you two here for?"

Seeing the teapot asking him, Zhang Shifei hurriedly told what happened to him and Fatty Li. After speaking, he asked the teapot nervously: "Excuse me, do you know what happened to us?" Is something wrong?"

At this time, Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying were quite anxious, there was no other way, because this seemed to be the last chance known, not to mention the unique shape of the teapot, but just saying that it could talk, it was by no means ordinary. For the tea, it is estimated that he can know the reasons for everything that happened to us.

I saw that the teapot was thoughtful after listening to what the two said, and after a while, it said: "Of course, of course, how can I not know what happened to you two if I am so capable... Let's not talk about this first, hey, that boy."

The teapot didn't care about Zhang's right and wrong, but said to Li Lanying: "I'll rescue you in a while, do me a favor first, let me get some blood on this pot."

"What the hell?" The fat man was stunned, and Zhang Shifei was also stunned. Originally, the two of them were extremely excited at this time. After getting used to the fact that the teapot can talk, it was nothing. , whatever, but what they heard from the teapot was the most exciting thing of the day, and he knew what was wrong with them!But what the teapot said after that made them confused.

The teapot said anxiously: "Blood! Wipe some blood on this pot! I'll tell you after I'm released."

Hearing what the teapot said, the fat man subconsciously replied, "Um."

It may be that the fat man didn't think about it when he saw Hope appearing. After all, he raised the bear's paw and prepared to bite it, but Zhang Shifei stopped him immediately, and Zhang Shifei said, "Wait a minute!"

The fat man was stunned for a moment, and then said softly to Zhang Shifei: "Old Zhang, what are you doing, you even plucked the hair on your buttocks to get news, so what if I bleed a little."

The fat man thought that Zhang Shifei felt sorry for him, but he didn't know that he had misunderstood him, and he didn't know why, Zhang Shifei always felt uneasy after hearing the teapot say that. Why are you a little out of tune?

So Zhang Shifei tentatively preached to the teapot: "You said...let you out? Who are you? Why are you in this teapot?"

When the teapot heard what Zhang Shifei said, it was a little anxious, and it said loudly: "Little animal...what do you know so much, do as I say, time is running out!"

The more the teapot said so, the more doubtful Zhang Shifei became. You must know that there were only three of them in this poor place, and there was a skeleton in the room. Was it in a hurry?
You must know that if the teapot is calm, the right and wrong will probably not be suspicious, but this guy's tone of voice is so irritable, it can't help but make people suspicious. Ordinary soldiers, with a tone like castration, and more importantly, just now the old grandson obviously wanted to call him a little beast. Although the word 'sheng' didn't pop out, it didn't escape Zhang Shifei's ears.

If it was in the daytime, Zhang Shifei would have tolerated it, but now it seems that the old grandson seems to be begging them, which can't help but make our so-called inhuman Zhang Shifei and Zhang Ye's nature explode.

So Zhang Shifei said, "Why don't you come out on your own if you are so capable? Don't do this with us. Anyway, we are both like this and don't rush for a while. Answer our questions first, otherwise, don't talk about it!"

It's so cool, Zhang Shifei thought in his heart after saying this, since he appeared in this Yingzhou, he has been frustrated, and this time he can finally take the initiative. The words were indeed a bit rushed, and I have to say that it depends on the attitude of the teapot. If the teapot is caught off guard, it will be a complete tragedy for the two of them.

Anyway, try it first!Zhang Shifei felt a little cold sweat.

Fortunately, the teapot was a little speechless after hearing Zhang Shifei's words. After thinking for a while, the teapot's tone finally shrugged, and he said: "Okay, okay, I'll just tell you, oh... The world is getting worse! You juniors dare to move on my head... Forget it, let me tell you about me first."

Soft!He is soft! !Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying exchanged glances. When it comes to bullying, they have been extremely talented since they were young. Listening to the teapot's tone at this time, the two couldn't help but feel relieved. The former school villain's street fighter attributes have been revived again.

Just listen to the teapot preaching: "I... you can call me Chen Tuan, as you can see, I am a fairy, and I have been living here until one day, an extremely powerful demon king who sneaked into the land of Yingzhou The name of that demon king is Tai Sui. I fought with him, but I was defeated in the end. In the end, I was sealed in the night... teapot. Although Tai Sui was extremely strong, he also suffered some injuries, and he should have fallen in the end. That room is for meditation, did you see a pile of bones just now? I’m right, let me go out now!”

"That's it..." Zhang Shifei nodded. There are indeed a bunch of skeletons in the room, but these are not the point. Zhang Shifei thought, these bullshit stories about demon kings and gods have something to do with him?So he said with a smile: "These things have nothing to do with us, well, tell us now, why did we become like this, why did we appear in this shit place? And, how can we change back... "..."

Before Zhang Shifei finished speaking, the teapot suddenly shook on the table, and then he said anxiously: "Don't hesitate, let the old man out quickly, and we'll talk about the rest later! Hurry up! Don't threaten the old man anymore. Knowing that only the old man can help you! Is this good, as long as you release me, I will change you back to the original, beautiful women, do you like it? I will give you both ten, no, twenty, no, You can have as much as you want!"

Hearing what he said, Zhang Shifei was also a little shaken. Although the two of them didn't know why the old grandson was so anxious, what he said was indeed true. It would be impossible if he didn't let him out. Li Lanying heard the beauty , eyes are bright, right? Isn't this a blessing in disguise?So he glanced at Zhang Shifei, Zhang Shifei was thoughtful and didn't speak.

The teapot was still urging, like a middle school student who has been holding his urine all morning and is anxious when he meets a teacher who procrastinates. Seeing that Zhang Shifei didn't speak, Fatty Li thought that Zhang Shifei agreed, so he stretched his bear's paw into it. mouth.

Just when Zhang Shifei was about to subconsciously stop him, another old voice suddenly came from behind him!

"Now, it's time to choose. First, be tempted by the demons to open the teapot and seek death. Second, refuse the temptation and return to the right path. Young people, you choose."

The two of them were thinking, when suddenly such a sentence came out from behind them, they both trembled again, especially the fat man, who put his left hand in his mouth, was so frightened that he unconsciously bit it. The teeth were so sharp that they were bitten open, and crimson liquid gushed out from the wound, and the mouth was bloody.

The two were taken aback, and looked back in a hurry, only to see an old man with white beard walking out of the dilapidated wooden house. With one hand behind his back, he wiped his eyeballs with the other right and said unhurriedly, "Choose quickly."

His voice was calm, like that of an old man who just woke up.

But this old guy who appeared out of nowhere scared the two of them, oh shit, where did he appear?Zhang Shifei looked at the old man's clothes, and they looked familiar. After thinking about it again, he broke out in a cold sweat.

Fatty Li on the side bit his hand in fright because of the old guy who suddenly appeared, and suddenly yelled, only to hear him say: "You... who are you!"

I saw the old guy yawned while rubbing his eyes, and then said with a smile: "Chen Tuan, Chen Tuan."

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