The years I was a birdman

Chapter 102
Teacher Shan Tianfang once said with his powerful voice: "Storytelling, singing and acting to persuade people, the three roads follow the middle, good and evil will be rewarded in the end, and the right way in the world is vicissitudes of life!"

It is talking about good and evil, and indeed there will be rewards in the end. This is true, very true.

If someone did something outrageous, such as stabbing someone to death, digging up ancestral graves, watching pirated copies and scolding gods, etc., after being found out, they would not know how to repent but would take it for granted. Not only would they not admit their mistakes, they would even dare to swear Develop yourself, for example: "If I did this, I would..." and so on.

You know, although there is no guarantee that there is no god in the giant three feet, conscience does exist. There is no free lunch in the world. When dealing with people, every word is recorded. Doing something wrong is already a serious crime. If you don’t reflect on it afterwards But to swear an evil oath, this is purely asking for a dead end.

There is a saying in Buddhism: If disasters and blessings are like this, there will be no decay or failure.If you can hide from the first day of the first day but not the second day, it must be fulfilled before the fifteenth day. If you don't repent sincerely, the evil will follow you like a shadow. Wang Shouli is an example.

After talking about this, everyone should understand that that woman was Wang Shouli's previous life. Because of the serious crimes she committed, she swore an evil oath, so she suffered a lot in this life. She gave birth to a blind child and lost three wives in a row.

Hearing this, apart from Mr. Cui's calm expression, both Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying opened their mouths with surprise.

This is really awesome, so it is like this, Zhang Shifei sighed, and at the same time Li Lanying wiped off his cold sweat. He probably made such poisonous oaths a lot. He always felt that the oath was like fucking his uncle, never fulfilled Yes, but in fact it is not. The bitter fruit you plant is destined to be eaten by yourself. Even if you can’t eat it temporarily, it doesn’t mean you can escape, it’s just that the fruit is not yet ripe.

Then Mr. Cui sighed: "The cycle of karma is just and fair. This is normal. I'm afraid you will encounter many similar things in the future. You have to thank Dongzi, you know? In addition, in the future, you will be a little bit tricky, so do more good deeds." , less cheating people, it should be fine."

Cut, this parting, after Mr. Cui finished speaking, Zhang Shifei squinted him with his eyes, feeling very contemptuous in his heart, he thought to himself, let us be less deceiving, why don't you talk about yourself?Desperate for money, cheating and abducting, it seems that you will also suffer retribution in the future.

Of course, these words can only be thought in the heart, it is impossible to say them.

But fortunately, Zhang Shifei thought in his heart, that's all, counting that Wang Shouli had already lost three wives, this time the wives he married should not die again, so it would be good for Wang Xiaoyuan , anyway, it can be regarded as a complete family, although it is not perfect.

"What are you thinking about?" Li Lanying touched him with his arm, Zhang Shifei came back to his senses, smiled, and did not speak. At this time, Mr. Cui raised a full glass of wine and said to them: "Okay , the matter has been successfully resolved, I have to say, you have grown a lot, come, let's have a drink for the joining of new comrades-in-arms!"

The wine glasses of the four people collided together, making a crisp sound, the beer froth overflowed and spilled on the table, the four people looked at each other and smiled, then raised their heads and drank it all in one gulp.

One month later, at night, dark clouds covered the moon again, in the inner cave of Snake Cave Mountain.

"What the hell! Why can't Twelve get in touch!!" The bald man with earrings shouted furiously. The cave was still the same as before, and the green flame in the middle was always burning. The egg demons lined up in order, and on the stone chair, Ranxi, the mother of the demon eggs, was still shrouded in black mist, she didn't speak, and couldn't see her emotions clearly.

The man who looked like a thin bamboo pole on the side snorted, and then said in a toneless way: "It seems that this fat pig has no intention of killing Shiwu when he goes out this time."

"Then what did you say he was going to do?" asked the bald earring man.

The thin bamboo pole said with a sneer, "It's probably because he's hungry, he wants to go down and eat."

"Damn it!" the bald head cursed, then walked up to the Madonna of Burning West, knelt down on one knee and said, "Mother, please send me to find Twelve and get rid of Fifteen! "

After hearing what the bald man said, Na Ranxi pondered for a while, and then said to Wu (the handsome man mentioned last time) in a very calm tone: "Xiao Wu, what is the hatching rate of the children in various places now?" ?”

That handsome Xiao Wu stepped forward and said in a respectful and soft voice: "Going back to mother, it should be close to forty."

After listening to that, Na Ranxi pondered for a while, and then said: "Now that the hatching rate of the children is almost half, it means that our plan is about to start, and we can't disrupt the plan just because of a [-]th anniversary. , Child Twelve is also true, you brothers are born with a certain kind of strong desire, so it can’t be blamed for it’s desire for food.”

"So, please send me there! I will definitely complete the task immediately, and one day is enough!" the bald man vowed.

Ranxi sighed after hearing what it said, and then said: "Xiao Shi, it's not that I won't let you go, but your ability is very important to us. I haven't recovered all my demon power. If you leave, I guess It will be exposed here, so let’s send someone else.”

Seeing that the bald man was courteous and didn't understand, the bamboo pole man snickered for a while and looked very happy. Obviously, the relationship between the two of them should be very bad. Hearing what Ranxi said, the bald man was speechless, but his expression was still a little unhappy, so he went Then he said: "Since my mother wants me to stay, I should obey. However, besides me, all the brothers have tasks to do, who should I send?"

After hearing what the bald head said, Ranxi said, "Of course you don't have to worry about this, as long as you do your job well."

After it finished speaking, a black shadow stepped out from among the egg demons standing on both sides. Its body, like that of Ranxi, was wrapped in a thick black mist. After it walked out, the bald face suddenly changed Changed, and then 'cut' in a low voice, but did not dare to say anything.

Seeing that it volunteered to come out, Ranxi nodded, and then said to it: "Okay, it seems that Xiaoba, your previous task has been completed, so I will send you there. How long will it take you?"

The black shadow named Xiaoba didn't even think about it, so he said coldly: "Five days at the latest."

Ranxi seemed very satisfied with the deadline, so he said to it: "Go, if you see Twelve, call it back, it should be very obedient."

The black shadow nodded, and then walked out of the cave on its own. After walking out of the snake cave, it jumped and disappeared into the vast night sky.

The wind is very cold, and summer seems to be over soon.

One day later, Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying watched TV while smoking a cigarette in Fuze Hall in Harbin. It was very late, but they didn't go home, but watched the advertisement on TV with embarrassment.

Two minutes later, a TV program popped up in Hao Hao's advertisement, the two of them were very familiar with that program, it was "Urban Legend" that the common people loved.

After a blast of rhythm, the sound of BJ music in this show instantly became extremely strange, like a zombie movie in the 80s and [-]s. Then, Guo Renyuan's voice seemed to be strangled by a ghost.
The strange noise in the dark night, what made a security guard look pale?
Scary haunted house, why is the door open?

Mysterious footprints, broken trees, what kind of mysterious power is behind them?
And what is the "monster" that the security guard is talking about?
Is it a lie?Is it the truth?Or some kind of unknown mysterious power?

Please pay attention to today's "Urban Legend: Midnight Amusement Park".

As soon as the screen turned, Guo Renyuan's smirking expression reappeared in the studio, and he said: "Good evening, everyone, welcome to this episode of Urban Legends. I am Guo Renyuan. If you want to talk about amusement parks, I believe everyone I’ve been there, it’s a happy place, and the kids should love it, but the story of the amusement park we’re going to tell today is very weird, let’s read the information first.”

Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying's faces were full of embarrassment. Dongzi called them in the morning and asked them to watch this episode of the show. Now Zhang Shifei was stunned when he saw it.

Could it be that the last time I was in the amusement park, I didn't wipe my butt clean and was discovered?
At this time, a fragment of "Curse Paradise" was played on the TV. Guo Renyuan's voice like a female goat was really infiltrating. A security guard was on duty at night. It was a peaceful night, but suddenly there was a scream! The security guard woke up suddenly, so he got up and went out to check. He suddenly found that the door of the haunted house, which was supposed to be locked, was open. And there was a sound of cursing. At that time, the security guard thought there were thieves. Just as he was holding a baton and was about to rush in to fight with the thieves, a shocking thing happened! The security guard said that at that time a A terrifying 'monster' jumped out, what is going on? We asked column reporter Cai Handong to report on the spot."

As soon as the screen changed, it changed to a rather small room, Cai Handong made his debut, he took the microphone and said to the camera: "Hi everyone, I am Cai Handong, I am the security guard in the XXX Amusement Park right now. In the room, the person next to me is Mr. Sun, the witness that night, hello Mr. Sun, can you tell us about the situation at that time?"

A guard-like man said with a panicked expression: "Monster! I saw a monster! Really, I was frightened to death. It seems that there are four people, ah no, it is three, no no, it is four, there seems to be one more Babies, they got into a fight with a monster!"

Cai Handong's eyes flickered with panic, but it disappeared in a flash. He interrupted and asked, "Can you explain more clearly? What kind of four people are they?"

The security guard gave Cai Handong a blank look, and then said: "It's so dark, where can I find it? I just saw a monster, and a thin guy, and there seems to be a fat guy left, yes, it looks like It's quite fat, and the one holding the baby is far away, so I can't see it clearly, but it looks like your size, really, I'm not lying!"

Cai Handong seemed to be relieved, but he didn't show it, so he continued: "Okay, thank you, can you talk about your thoughts now?"

The security guard was about to cry, and he said: "I miss home, I don't want to do it anymore! Really, you have to trust me!!"

Cai Handong was a little speechless, and then said: "Okay, please calm down first, thank you for your cooperation, that's it, host."

Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying in front of the TV had black lines all over their heads, thinking that Dongzi would not be easy enough, so he naturally believed in the security guard, because he was the one who carried the child.

But whether others believe it or not is another matter.

I saw that the host Guo Renyuan really put on the expression of being embarrassed again, and seemed to say extremely seriously: "In the amusement park late at night, the security guards saw monsters. This is really incredible. Could it be that there is such a legend in this world Does the creature exist? And who are the mysterious people who fight against it? Of course, when we encounter problems, we must answer them from a scientific point of view. For this reason, today we specially invited our old man Friends, Professor Cao Dehuan, a senior psychiatrist, hello Professor Cao, we meet again."

As soon as the screen turned, a familiar Mediterranean appeared, nodded in a serious manner, and then said, "Hello host, everyone."

The host pretended to ask: "Professor Cao, you also watched the movie just now, what do you think about it?"

Professor Cao smiled slightly, then stroked his glasses, and said: "Actually, this is just the pure imagination of this security guard. It is also called 'Fabricate' in English, which is an illusion caused by too much pressure on weekdays, or, That itself was just a real dream of this patient."

"Oh~~~~ So that's the case." The host said with a look of surprise, then ignored Professor Cao Dehuan, and faced the camera alone and said: "Friends in the audience, do you understand? So, It was the security guard's assumptions at work. We investigated and found that the security guard hadn't been home for five years. It may be that he was under too much pressure and homesickness, so he had such an absurd illusion, and used it to give himself a return home. Of course, it is not ruled out, and it is not ruled out that there is an element of hype. Therefore, no matter what happens, we must think rationally and judge calmly. You must know that there is nothing that science cannot explain. , Okay, this is the program, thank you Professor Cao Dehuan again, Professor Cao is indeed an expert in the field of spirituality, thank you for watching, see you next time."

What the hell is it!
The two of them were completely speechless. Who is the psychopath? !At the beginning, he was still chattering, which whetted the appetite of the audience, but later on, he was perfunctory, giving people a feeling of beer mixed with horse urine.

The two looked at the floating subtitles, speechless, and at this moment, Mr. Cui turned off the computer, then walked over and said to them with a smile: "Don't be depressed, let's support us by pointing at these bastards." , without them, we would probably be in trouble."

That's right, Zhang Shifei thought that with such a free media smoke bomb, their action of eliminating demons would be much easier, so he stretched himself, turned off the TV, stood up with the fat man and faced Mr. Cui Said: "Well, it's getting late, let's go first."

Mr. Cui nodded, and then said: "Go ahead, by the way, be more careful in handling things in the future, after all, it's not good to be like this all the time, it's okay to show one or two on TV, everyone will watch it for fun, but after all, the audience is not stupid , If you walk too much at night, you will go to hell sooner or later, you know?"

"I know~." Zhang Shifei waved his hand, and then left Fuze Hall with Fatty Li. It is now after nine o'clock in the evening. Said: "It's too boring to go home now, except surfing the Internet and sleeping."

Zhang Shifei smiled, he wanted to go with Fatty, so he said, "That's right, what are we going to do?"

The fat man gave Zhang Shifei a look of disdain, and then scolded: "You, you, you are always pretending to be confused. I don't know you yet. Let's go and have a good time on 'Howling Wolf'."

(Enen, two updates and one update today, don’t look at one update, but the number of words is too many, the reason is hard, and the two updates will be resumed tomorrow. I’m in a good mood, please vote and recommend~~~)

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