The years I was a birdman

Chapter 103 Don't Say Outdated Words Twice

Sensational dog horse, although this word is not very good, but it is just right to describe the nightlife in the city. It is almost autumn, but for some reason, the temperature is still very high, and I don’t know what kind of evil wind it is.

The high temperature brought about not only an increase in the proportion of citizens suffering from heatstroke and the out-of-stock sandals, but also indirectly stimulated the growth of desire. Li Lanying looked at the long legs like sturgeons on the dance floor, speechless and choked.

When the wind blows, the skirts are flying, and the macho man guards all directions at night. If a man is born in this world, if he doesn't pick up girls, his life will be in vain.

To say that Li Lanying is a fat man with an ugly appearance. He was nicknamed Li Tianpeng when he was in junior high school. But after all, the family is rich, so there is no need to worry about having no women. Isn’t there a saying that if you have money, you have face, but if you have face, you may not be rich. , so the fat man was quite popular in the past, and Shengge every night made him handsome.

However, an inexplicable trip to Yingzhou turned him into a short, fat and blind bear. In this reality, those little girls who used to be daring towards him, Brother Li, Brother Li, Brother Li, and Brother Li, who were heroes, met him several times now, and ignored him, and Brother Li, Brother Li, Brother Short, became Brother Li rubbed Brother Li short, Brother Li is stupid and doesn't have eyes anymore.

No money and no face, this is the reality of a fat man.

However, a real hunk dares to face the taunts from the chicks. Now, with the salary that Mr. Cui gives him, as long as he is calculating, he can still ecstasy several times.

The same experience and the same starting point, but the idea is indeed different. Maybe he doesn’t have the lustful gene that Fatty Li was born with. I still remember that when Fatty Li was in school, he was caught peeping at the female teacher’s underwear with a small mirror in class. It was in high school, and the female teacher was not very old, so she called him to the office and asked him why he was so lecherous.

At that time, Fatty Li also felt a little wronged, so he said to the female teacher in tears: "Actually, I can't help myself. I remember that once the school organized a trip to the zoo, I was bitten on the wrist by a lost horse, and I went back to sleep. It's been a day, teacher, you understand, I can't suppress the throbbing in my heart after waking up, it's all the fault of that horse, probably the gene has mutated, teacher, you have to keep it secret for me, maybe in the near future... You have to know that with great power comes great responsibility, okay?"

The young female teacher was really tender, she was confused by Fatty Li after two or three sentences, she wondered why the plot was so familiar, she forgot about Li Lanying's sexual harassment for a while, so she clicked subconsciously Nodding, Fatty Li said again: "Then I'm going back if there's nothing else to do."

As expected, the female teacher abided by the confidentiality agreement, and not long after that incident, Fatty Li's name of "kind, horse man" spread in the school.

Afterwards, Zhang Shifei asked him, do you know that with great power comes great responsibility?Fatty Li rolled his eyes, and then said disdainfully: I only know that the more capable you are, the more girls you will get.

The loud music brought Zhang Shifei back to reality, he looked at Zhong, Ma Xia's plump body shuttled in the middle of the dance floor, and the overall feeling was like a fat purple eggplant, rubbing against the little girl from time to time Fortunately, those girls didn't pretend to be fake, they all came out to find excitement, and what's more, they catered to them profusely with sweat. It's panda.

Zhang Shifei was in front of the stage, holding a glass of mixed wine in his hand. In the wolf howling, the bartending buddy was making trouble again. It seemed that he was not young, about 30 years old, like an inventor, garbled The mess was mixed into the quilt, Zhang Shifei took a sip, it was like drinking a knife, it was so strong, Zhang Shifei asked the bartender what kind of wine it was called, and the bartender opened his mouth and replied: "Thousand changes!" It's all about."

The name is really naughty, Zhang Shifei asked casually: "You have character enough, how many years have you been in this business?"

The bartender replied: "It's been a few years since I did it, ah, ah, ah, ah."

Damn, it turned out to be a stutter.

Zhang Shifei cursed secretly, so he didn't want to talk nonsense with this stuttering bartender. He would probably be exhausted talking to him, so he held the glass of "everything is ever changing" and "summer is all about change" Rainbow' walked to the seat not far away, and handed the rainbow to Liang Yun'er.

Since Zhang Shifei sent her home last time, her attitude towards Zhang Shifei has changed a lot, at least not as lukewarm as before. Although she is still not too enthusiastic, she still smiles at him occasionally , Laughing, his heart was in a mess.

This is a good thing, he thought in his heart, at least he was looking forward to it, although he knew that she seemed to have a boyfriend, but it was not a big problem, thinking about himself, according to his appearance, figure and background, he could take that Boyfriend burst out shit?As Fatty Li said, there is no corner that can't be scraped, and now he only needs to swing a hoe.

No, when the two of them came tonight, Liang Yun'er seemed to be in a low mood again. Zhang Shifei asked her what was wrong, but she didn't say anything, but said that she didn't want to be in the box today and wanted to go to the hall to have fun.

It’s easy to say, as long as you have a need, I’m afraid you don’t need it. Zhang Shifei thought that now he is a member of this nightclub, so he swiped his card to switch to the lobby. In fact, Zhang Shifei hates crowds. I don’t know when it started. It is difficult for him to feel at ease when he looks at those idiotic men and women who are jumping about like epileptics, and the loud music in his ears, but there is no way, who makes Liang Yuner like it?
Liang Yun'er took out a lady's cigarette, she looked very nice with a cigarette in her mouth, her red lips, slender and white cigarette holder, combined together, seemed to be able to arouse the latent desire in people's heart, she was very fond of Zhang Right and wrong said: "Borrow a fire."

Zhang Shifei swallowed, and then said to her: "Smoking less, it's not good for your health."

Even though he said so, he still took out his Zippo, rubbed it and handed it over. Liang Yun'er nodded her head, then took a deep breath and exhaled a faint smoke, which was very painful under the strong and dazzling light. It is beautiful, and even gives people a blurred atmosphere.

She smiled, and said, "It's okay, I've been smoking for many years, and I can't quit."

Zhang Shifei smiled wryly. Indeed, he is also a smoker himself, and he knows what it feels like not to smoke, but it would be a bit of a lie to say that he can’t quit. Zhang Shifei has a deep understanding. During the half a year in the painting, I have never smoked. Didn't Zhang Shifei also survive it?

He and Liang Yun'er sat side by side, but they behaved well, their hands and feet were very honest, and they didn't dare to offend the slightest. Liang Yun'er took a sip of wine, then smiled and said: "I have seen a lot of people, but you are really the first Seeing you for the first time, it looks like you are suffering more than spending money when you come here."

Isn't it my aunt, Zhang Shifei smiled bitterly, thinking to himself, I am just making myself suffer, ah, Xu Ying, Xu Ying, you only know that I treat each other with courtesy now, but you have never thought about it. My love is deep, the oath of the year has gone through reincarnation, you have forgotten it, but I always remember that we agreed to be together.

Thinking of this, the feelings that had been suppressed for a long time surged up in his heart, and he couldn't help feeling a pang of pain. Once Liu Yudi rescued him from his life, he was a "dream body" and was doomed to love for a lifetime like a bubble. He can see it but never get it. He didn't believe in fate before, thinking that it was all about Tang Sanzang picking up the seven fairies' daughters and talking about the gods.

But after going through so many things, he understood that all this has really come true, and sometimes he even thought that Xu Ying was actually killed by him, because he was destined not to get love, if he didn't If his fate is changed, his love is destined to be a flash of youth, and when he is about to get it, everything will come to naught.

He couldn't imagine these things, but at this moment, Liang Yun'er saw that he was contemplating with a constipated expression on his face, so she smiled and said to him: "Hey, let me ask you something."

"What's the matter?" Zhang Shifei came back to his senses.

Because Liang Yun'er was familiar with Zhang Shifei, she spoke very casually. She looked at Zhang Shifei with some strange eyes and said, "Is there something wrong with you, so don't mention it?"

faint!You say how wronged I am!Zhang Shifei thought, well, usually if you are a bit more unrestrained, people will say you are a pervert, but now you are more civilized and polite, and you are called a yang, so there is no kingly law?Are you letting people go to nightclubs?
Originally, these words made him very depressed, but when he saw Liang Yun'er on the side finished speaking and watched him smile with a small mouth for the first time, this could not help but make his depression disappear instantly, and the painful mood followed closely. The clouds parted.

This smile is so beautiful, it is exactly the same as Xu Ying's smile before, Zhang Shifei looked a little crazy for a while, then Liang Yun'er saw him in a daze, and asked again: "What's the matter, can't I really hit the mark?"

Zhang Shifei shook his head in a hurry. You must know that this hat is too big, second only to the number one green hat in the hat world. He couldn't afford it, so he said, "Where do I want to go? Doesn't it look like it won't work?"

"picture…………".

Liang Yun'er covered her small mouth and smiled, her eyes were crescent-shaped, looking very attractive.

As for what, I just have a better figure and handsome looks, don't compare me with your little boy, Zhang Shifei thought viciously, but naturally he wouldn't say that, looked at Liang Yun'er and smiled, he So he was relieved, so he said to Liang Yun'er: "Forget it, I don't care about you, as long as you can be happy."

After hearing his words, Liang Yun'er returned to her previous sad look. She looked at Zhang Shifei for a long time, and then said in a confused tone, "Oh, you, why did you treat me like this? OK?"

Zhang Shifei continued to smile wryly, then drank a big mouthful of the gunpowder-like cocktail, then looked at Liang Yuner's pretty face, and murmured, "Didn't I say that we were in love in the previous life, but you didn't believe it?" That's all."

Liang Yun'er didn't know Zhang Shifei's mood at this time, and she was a little out of tune when she heard what he said, so she sighed, took a sip of wine, shook her head, and said, "Don't repeat the outdated way of picking up girls."

What I said was the truth, Zhang Shifei felt a little sour.

At this moment, Li Lanying suddenly ran over. The fat man was sweating like a bun just out of a cage. He ran up to Zhang Shifei, snatched the wine from Zhang Shifei's hand, and drank it in one gulp. Going down, scolding: "It's really his uncle's rush, what's the name of this wine?"

"Thousands of changes are myriad transformations." Zhang Shifei said weakly, looking at the ugly fat man.

The fat man is now in a state of excitement, he said: "Why are you stuttering?"

Zhang Shifei looked at Liang Yun'er next to her, and she really returned to the previous state, so he said weakly again: "This is the name of this wine, stuttering your sister, by the way, have you danced enough?"

Fatty Li wiped his sweat, then said with a smile: "No, this is where you are going, come on, I'll show you to have a good time!"

After all, he pointed to the crowd in the distance, and Zhang Shifei looked around, only to realize that the old and young men over there seemed to be surrounded by something, and they stopped dancing. what happened.

(Notice: One update today, and maybe one update tomorrow, but if it breaks out on time on Sunday, it will also be in a state of excitement for the next week, three updates, two updates, three updates, two updates, three updates and two updates, that's it, so stay tuned .)
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