The years I was a birdman

Chapter 158 The Trouble Has Just Begun

Hearing Zhang Shifei ask her, Fu Xuehan blinked her big eyes, and then said with a smile: "Ah, that's right, I met her when I was taking care of his boyfriend."

Nursing his boyfriend?Zhang Shifei was a little puzzled, thinking that Dong Shanshan also looked twenty-four, how could she find a boyfriend and ask others to take care of her?Thinking of this, Zhang Shifei turned his head and looked at Mr. Cui. Mr. Cui gave him an angry look. Zhang Shifei thought in his heart, according to what this part told him last night, Dong Shanshan shook off this part. It seems that he found a boyfriend after that, and some things seemed to happen after that, but Mr. Cui mentioned it vaguely, so Zhang Shifei didn't know what else happened.

So Zhang Shifei picked up the beer, poured it into the glass and whispered to Fu Xuehan, "What kind of nursing method? What's wrong with his boyfriend?"

That Fu Xuehan said: "His boyfriend is very poor. He was born mentally retarded. The doctor said that he seems to have been frightened by something. His brain is not working well and he can't take care of himself, so he has to go to the hospital for an examination."

It turned out that this was the case, and Zhang Shifei secretly glanced at Mr. Cui again. Mr. Cui turned his head away and ignored him. Dong Shanshan didn't choose you when she chose mentally retarded, so it's no wonder you are depressed.

Li Lanying on the side seemed to be full, he wiped his mouth, and then said to Fu Xuehan: "You mean the hospital, sister, are you a nurse?"

Fu Xuehan smiled, then shook her head and said, "I haven't graduated yet, I'm just a volunteer."

Volunteer?Zhang Shifei was really stunned this time. He immediately looked at the little girl again. You must know that volunteers will always appear in front of those central cameras in Zhang Shifei's heart, and it will always be a show. After all, how many years have you been dead? In today’s society, helping others without asking for anything in return is entirely a hobby. Except for TV stations who come to interview, how many people really Can you make such a shocking move?

I didn't expect to meet a living body today. Zhang Shifei looked at the pretty and thin girl in front of him, and couldn't help feeling a little awed. For a moment, he didn't know what to say, and the shameless Li Lanying didn't think so. What, I saw him chuckle, and then said to Fu Xuehan: "Volunteer, sister, I really can't see that you have such a heart at such a young age, it reminds me of the past."

Fu Xuehan seemed to have a very cheerful personality. Even though she met them for the first time, she was not restrained at all. After hearing what Fatty Li said, she immediately became interested. She looked at Li Lanying and said: " What, Brother Li, have you ever done volunteer work?"

"I've done more than that." Li Lanying waved her hand, and then said seriously: "Think about my college career, 360 days a year, besides studying cultural knowledge in class, I also went to help those childless old people in nursing homes. It's a good time, but now I'm working and I don't have time to go, but seeing you today, my sister, really makes me feel very relieved, there are successors, yes, hey, old Zhang, don't you think so?"

Holding the wine glass, Zhang Shifei said "En" very helplessly, and at the same time thought even more helplessly in his heart, it seems that the fat man has committed the problem of boasting about Bulby again, and he has ignored everything in order to pick up girls. This is, 360 five days How about digging into cultural knowledge in class, may I ask which day you were in school during the 360 ​​five days when you went to college?
This is indeed true. If Zhang Shifei used to be idle, then the fat man used to be like eating and waiting to die. It is said that at the worst time, he was so lazy that he had to be fed by his mother when eating at home. In the past, Zhang Shifei Just laughed at him, saying that if he put a piece of cake around his neck, he would starve to death if no one turned it over for him after eating here. In the future, it would be nice to go out, but the two of them never thought about continuing to go to school after graduating from high school. After all, it was too troublesome. Zhang Shifei was better. I bought a lot of fish with my pocket money, and then poured them directly into the small artificial lake on campus without the school’s permission. I just sat by the lake all day long, with a small buckskin chair and willow trees as parasols, fishing. Very happy.

This kind of game is really unprecedented, and the school objected at the beginning, but the school leaders couldn't find any suitable reason. After all, fish are bought by others, and putting them in the lake can be regarded as greening to a certain extent. They entered the campus, and Zhang Shifei also spent some money, so the security guards didn't care about it. Instead, they got close to Zhang Shifei and were allowed to fish for lunch together. I joined the ranks of fishing. It is said that after another two months, even the lady in the cafeteria came to buy fish from Zhang Shifei. There are two reasons for this. In college, handsome guys plus rich people are the same as the top breed, and Zhang Shifei's little chair is never short of beauties. Since then, the figure who fishes all day by the lake has become an image symbol of that school. To this day, there are still some seniors discussing after dinner, and after this year’s students graduate, the two words that gold diggers often say at class reunions are: What car did your husband disclose, and do you remember Zhang Shifei by the artificial lake back then?
This is Zhang Shifei's university. Fishing for three years did not alienate him from the crowd. On the contrary, he knew more professors than ordinary students. It is said that some leaders came to the school for inspections, or famous professors came to give lectures. In his spare time, he would borrow Zhang Shifei's fishing rod to enjoy himself, and Zhang Shifei even got on with them. When everyone was worrying about the final exam, the instructor held Zhang Shifei's cigarette in his mouth while holding the fishing rod, and then put The answer was handed over to him, but Zhang Shifei didn't answer it. To him, taking the exam is a fool. Some school leaders have no choice but to hope that Zhang Shifei can graduate early, and then the artificial lake can be sealed off logically. Then it was only open to the leaders. Unexpectedly, Zhang’s rights and wrongs were not enough. One month before graduation, he claimed that he had enough fishing, so he bought a spinning net and started fishing. Within half a month, a lake of fish They were all cleaned up, and the school leaders were so angry that they almost didn't smoke.

Later, when someone asked Zhang Shifei where he graduated from, Zhang Shifei would always answer Harbin Fishery University. In fact, to a certain extent, this statement is true. Compared with Zhang Shifei, Li Lanying’s college life was not so good. It's colorful, this fat man is surprisingly lazy, except for occasionally fishing with Zhang Shifei, he just sleeps at home, and then goes to pick up girls with Zhang Shifei at night, and the bad habit of whoring was formed at that time. Ashamed of myself, the most outrageous thing is that in the three years of college, it was better if the classmates didn't know him. Even when they took pictures at graduation, even their instructors forgot him. Zhang Shifei remembered it very clearly. At that time, the fat man was wearing The borrowed bachelor's uniform, standing in the crowd like a devil dog, intends to take a graduation photo with him, but the instructor actually said to him: "Hey, that classmate, go to your own class photo."

So another good talk that must be mentioned at a class reunion turned out. Now thinking about Zhang Shifei, he feels ashamed. He looked at this fat man and thought to himself that you are still in a nursing home. Do you know what a nursing home is? Damn.

In fact, what the fat man said was just a simple, innocuous nonsense. Who would have thought that Fu Xuehan would take it seriously, and I don't know if this little girl is really naive or pretending to be naive. I made an 'O' shape, and said to the fat man very enthusiastically: "Really, senior, I'm so happy. It's the first time I meet like-minded people. I didn't expect the senior to have such a good heart. You also feel happy doing good deeds, don't you?"

The fat man stretched out his belly, stroked his hair with his right hand, and then said deeply, "That's natural."

I rely on you to kill me, Zhang Shifei looked at Li Lanying speechlessly, he was a little blushing for this fat man, Zhang Shifei thought to himself, I really wonder if the fat man is a monkey, how can I climb up when I give you a pole , It's still nature, nature, you uncle, you think this is man and nature! ?

After hearing this, Fu Xuehan became even more excited. She looked at Li Lanying with big sparkling eyes and said happily, "Brother Li, you used to do it in that nursing home. I'll ask those old uncles about it." Let's see if they remember you."

"Nir..." Fatty was suddenly at a loss for words, how did he know about nursing homes.

deserve it!Zhang Shifei felt relieved, thinking that if you don't give you some trouble, you don't know how to repent. This time, it's okay, you hit a nail, so you can't be scared, right?

That Fu Xuehan's eyes were big, full of anticipation. Li Lanying suddenly felt as if she had dug a hole and buried herself. For a while, she didn't know what to say. No, it's too embarrassing, I saw him open his mouth, and then kept saying: "That...that..."

"The House of the Sunset." Mr. Cui, who had been silent at the side, spoke, and without turning his head, he said while drinking, "Sister, have you ever been to the House of the Sunset?"

That Fu Xuehan looked at Mr. Cui with her little head tilted, then clapped her hands and said, "Ah, I remember you. Let me tell you why you look so familiar. You are the one who often goes to see Grandma Shi."

Grandma Shi?Who is that?Zhang Shifei looked at Mr. Cui, and thought in his heart that Li Lanying was relieved. Mr. Cui helped him out, so he immediately followed the words and said, "Yes, I used to go to that sunset with the split brother. The card, ah no, is the home of the setting sun."

Mr. Cui ignored Li Lanying's words, and then said to Fu Xuehan, "How is Aunt Shi doing now? I've been very busy recently, and I haven't seen her for a long time."

Fu Xuehan thought for a while, and then said: "She's fine now, hehe, she's still the same as before, probably she's getting old, and she always pulls our volunteers to say some inexplicable things."

"What inexplicable words?" Zhang Shifei asked casually.

That Fu Xuehan sighed, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "This Grandma Shi has a very hard life. I heard from people in the nursing home that she had no children all her life, and she suffered all her life. In the end, she became mentally disturbed. She always said that she There seems to be another child, but she can't remember her own child's name."

Hearing this, Mr. Cui smiled bitterly, and then said to Fu Xuehan: "Next time... if you go to that nursing home again, if the old lady asks you again, just tell her that her child, His name is Shi Jueming, he is a good man."

Fu Xuehan blinked her big eyes, and then asked Mr. Cui: "Brother, what are you talking about? Who is Shi Jueming?"

Mr. Cui sighed, took another sip of wine, and murmured, "It's nothing, I drank too much."

Mr. Cui really seems to have a lot. Zhang Shifei has never seen him so depressed. It is no wonder that he is simply thankless, which leads to being misunderstood by his former girlfriend. This must be a sin in his head First, anyone who puts it on anyone will be depressed. Although Mr. Cui seems to have a girlfriend now, at least in Zhang Shifei's eyes, Liu Yudi and him are a couple, but Zhang Shifei doesn't seem to have much feelings for this man. Understand, man, do you never forget the person you once loved?

Then Fu Xuehan saw that what Mr. Cui said seemed to be drunk, so she didn't care too much, and chatted with Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying again. I have to say that Li Lanying is really the master who eats a hundred beans and doesn't think it's fishy. , Now that the embarrassment has passed, he actually wants to come up to make friends again, maybe because he thinks that the soft girl in front of him looks innocent enough, but he said to Fu Xuehan with a smile on his face: "Sister, look at that part of her head, look familiar, look Do I look familiar?"

That Fu Xuehan didn't know that she was being molested at all, so she thought about it very seriously, then shook her head and said: "No, it's the first time I met you, but I think Brother Zhang looks familiar."

After finishing speaking, she carefully looked at Zhang Shifei, who was drinking too much, with those small eyes, which made Zhang Shifei feel uncomfortable. It was originally a good thing, but I don't know why. Other women were not interested anymore, so he smiled bitterly and said to Fu Xuehan: "Why, have you heard of Zhang Shifei by the artificial lake?"

That Fu Xuehan shook her head, and then said: "I haven't heard of it, but I have a good memory. It seems that I saw you when I was shopping or sometime... I forgot."

It is said that women usually only have an impression of the type of man they like. It seems that Zhang Shifei's pseudo-white face is really attractive. A face, his uncle's, when he thought of this, he was very speechless, and then he was speechless, and began to drink dull wine.

Zhang Shifei didn't think it was so good. A Liang Yun'er almost made him burnt out, so he didn't have the time to think about other women. He really understood the horror of women and knew that things can be eaten indiscriminately. Absolutely not to talk nonsense, so he said to Fu Xuehan: "By the way, sister, you can continue to talk about Dong Shanshan."

Fu Xuehan asked him: "What is it?"

After Zhang Shifei thought about it, he said, "What's going on with her today."

Although this matter has nothing to do with Zhang Shifei and Mao, but Zhang Shifei hates unclear things, so he asked Fu Xuehan about Dong Shanshan, and Fu Xuehan told the whole story to He heard, just like what Fu Xuehan said just now, she met Dong Shanshan when she was a volunteer in the hospital. At that time, Dong Shanshan was accompanying her boyfriend in the hospital. As far as he knows, Dong Shanshan works in the city's largest real estate industry, 'Yuan's Group'. It seems that a high-level member of the Yuan's Group is her good friend, so she has more free time. There are many, but after all, they are both women's families, and they know each other's difficulties. When they come and go, they talk about everything. Fu Xuehan usually goes to school, and goes back to help when she has nothing to do. Yesterday, Dong Shanshan called her. He said that his brother had passed away, and he wanted to ask Fu Xuehan to accompany her tomorrow.

Fu Xuehan naturally agreed, but she didn't expect such an incident to happen today. When Fu Xuehan caught up with Dong Shanshan, Dong Shanshan told her that she really couldn't stay any longer, so she asked her to take everyone to the restaurant. Then I went home to take care of my boyfriend.

When Fu Xuehan said this, she let out an 'ah', then patted her little head, and said with some embarrassment: "I'm just patronizing to eat, hehe, Sister Shanshan gave me the money, I'll go to pay the bill."

After finishing speaking, she hurriedly got up and went to check out. Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying looked at Fu Xuehan's small appearance, and thought in unison that this little girl is really funny.

After finishing the calculation, there were only five people left on the two tables: Mr. Zhang Shifei, Mr. Li Lanying, Mr. Cui, Fu Xuehan, and Old Man Dong. My heart hurts, I drank two more glasses, tired and sad, I got drunk, Mr. Cui sighed, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "Send the Buddha to the west, let's send him back."

Zhang Shifei nodded, thinking in his heart that this should be considered a good deed. I don't know if there is any merit value that can be added, so everyone got up, Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying picked up the unconscious old man Dong, and walked out At the hotel, I took a taxi for the lovely Fu Xuehan first. Since the meal was good, Li Lanying and Zhang Shifei both had a good impression of this dull little girl, so they asked for her phone number, and Zhang Shifei arrived He didn't think about it. Now his mind is full of meritorious things. He really believes in fate now, so he secretly decided that if he is free in the future, he might as well help the old man when he is free, rather than doing nothing. Wife or something, after all, the common saying goes well: Accumulate virtue early and release yourself sooner. Although it is impossible to get rid of the four kalpas in one's body by doing good deeds, the facts have proved that doing good deeds will indeed have some rewards.

So Zhang Shifei made an appointment with Fu Xuehan to call her when he was free and to do volunteer work together. Li Lanying on the side always despised him, Zhang Shifei was a little speechless, he looked at the fat man, thinking that you thought everyone Why are they so out of tune with you?
Mr. Cui also came over and said a few words to Fu Xuehan, asking her to say sorry for herself when she went to Dong Shanshan's house. Although Fu Xuehan didn't understand what happened between them, she agreed. Fu Xuehan After leaving, Mr. Cui and the others also took a taxi. Mr. Cui walked by himself and asked Zhang Shifei and the others to take old man Dong back. It seemed that old man Dong couldn't drink much, and tears came out from the back of the car. It smelled like cold dishes. Zhang Shifei groaned inwardly, and hurriedly rolled down the window. Seeing the driver's face turn green and the car stopped driving, Zhang Shifei gritted his teeth, as if I have the heart to eat Zhang Shifei, and I really don't blame the driver. Just think about it, they are also in business, in broad daylight, this is an urn and white wine mixed with cold dishes, who can bear it?

Zhang Shifei reluctantly handed over the two passports, and at the same time finally understood in his heart, is it because of this that Mr. Cui dare not take a taxi? It is really disgusting enough.

Finally arrived at the downstairs of Dong Sizhe's house. Both of them smelled of wine and vegetables. Li Lanying was even more tragic. He didn't tell each other. He was sitting in the passenger seat. When he was throwing up, he happened to be bending over to tie his shoelaces. He only felt a heat on his back, and he almost didn't vomit immediately. , Li Lanying took off her clothes and became a laborer again. She carried the old man Dong upstairs and knocked on the door. The two couldn't take it anymore, so they briefly talked about today's events, and then quickly left Dong's house.

Out of the corridor, the two of them breathed a sigh of relief, finally they don't have to look at the dead anymore, what? If they continue to face those mournful faces all day long, they will both go crazy, so the two of them didn't stop, and went I took a taxi and went directly to Fuzetang, thinking that this matter is finally over, I have been busy all night, and now I am exhausted, I just want to change back to my body quickly and take a comfortable bath, thinking The two of them are depressed when taking a bath, what? Others take a bath once and it's over, but they can't, they have to wash twice.

But fortunately, they can finally get rid of the sad atmosphere of the dead. Thinking of this, both of them felt relieved. When the car arrived at Fuzetang, the two got out of the car and pushed them away, but the next scene The scene suddenly made the two of them depressed again.

In the Fuze Hall, Mr. Cui had already put away all the Buddha statues on the shelf. At this time, he was sitting in front of the computer scratching his head with a depressed expression on his face, while on the sofa, the female ghost in yellow was very happy. Sitting on the body of that dead ghost Dong Sizhe, Zhang Shifei's head was covered with black lines. His uncle, he forgot about it.

Think about what Bai Wuchang said, it will take at least three or four days for Yinshi to reopen. In other words, they will have to drink these two shameless ghosts for the past few days?
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