The years I was a birdman

Chapter 159

For Zhang Shifei, the next few days were tantamount to a nightmare. It was because of these two ghosts. Originally, Fuzetang was a very serious and dignified place, but after being disturbed by the female ghost in yellow, Suddenly, it became a place like Benshan Happy Camp.

In fact, it's all about him? Lai split up, Zhang Shifei spit on the ground when he thought of this, and such a sentence popped up in his mind for no reason.

It is now morning, around 08:30, and Zhang Shifei has already arrived at the gate of Fuzetang. Looking at the sky by the side of the road, I felt a trance feeling, and I don't know if it was because I had another nightmare last night.

Thinking about it, it has been two days, the railway in Yinshi seems to have not been repaired, and the dead woman is still stuck in Fuzetang. Zhang Shifei has a headache when he thinks about it. After all, animals have the habit of occupying land. This is no exception for Birdman. The sofa in Fuzetang has always been the place where Zhang Shifei and Fatty Li practiced and read pornographic books. They were snatched away abruptly, and the two of them didn't know where to sit at work every day.

Thinking of this, Zhang Shifei cursed secretly again. He was squatting on the side of the road now, thinking about whether to enter the house with a cigarette in his mouth, because he knew that even if he entered the house, it would be no good.

I think that Mr. Cui is smart, because of these two ghosts, he stopped doing business, in the name of giving his mood a holiday, lying in front of the computer all day long fighting his disgusting landlord, regardless of whether Zhang is right or not, Li Lanying Life and death, I don't know why he pampered that yellow-clothed female ghost so much. Originally, it was said in the movie, if you are a ghost, you can lie in the wine jar for me, but the yellow-clothed lady said something, what about the wine jar? I was in a panic, so I had to come out to experience the fresh air.

Zhang Shifei was so depressed, he squatted on the side of the road and smoked while thinking, big sister, you are a ghost, what a fart to experience fresh air?But there is no way, Mr. Yin Yang seems to bow his head in front of the lady in yellow. As Mr. Yin Yang's apprentices, no matter how tough, tyrannical and ass-like they are, they have to bow down.

It is said that a strong dragon can't beat a land snake, but Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying are really aggrieved when they are two land snakes. The yellow-clothed female ghost is like a dragon crossing the river. It was quite responsible at the beginning, sitting on the ground all the time. That silly Dong Sizhe's body was sticky and sticky, but after a day, he couldn't sit still, so Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying's nightmare also came.

Zhang Shifei thought of this, sighed, then threw the half of the cigarette left in his mouth on the ground, crushed it vigorously with his feet, and then pushed open the door of Fuzetang .

As soon as he entered Fuzetang, a gust of wind came blowing in his face. As usual, Zhang Shifei had goosebumps all over his body. At the same time, he trembled involuntarily. Turn on the air conditioner and fan, the constant temperature is around 90 degrees, it is like a natural refrigerator, because ghosts are not suitable to see the light, so a good Buddhist hall closes the door all day long, and puts a few posters on the door, and the windows are closed tightly , the thick curtains are drawn, and once you enter the door, you will feel like a yellow video hall in the mid-[-]s.

Zhang Shifei took a look, and saw that Mr. Cui had already woken up, and he was sitting in front of the computer as usual, looking like a dead otaku. The damp and cold temperature in the room did not affect him much. For those who enjoy themselves at ease, it doesn't matter if it's cold in the room, they can still enjoy themselves while wearing a coat.

Seeing that the door was open, Mr. Cui glanced this way, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "I'm here so late, I bought hot soy milk, drink some quickly."

Zhang Shifei shook his head with a wry smile, thinking that the soy milk was still hot, and the soy milk might have turned cold when it was placed on the table, so he glanced at the empty sofa, and then walked straight into the inner room In the corner of the inner room, a black bear and a peacock that looked like huge toys were lying on the ground. Zhang Shifei sighed, and then lay down on the bed. Now he has completely mastered the soul separation, which ordinary people will never be able to complete. It may be due to Mr. Cui's proper training method, or it may be due to the fact that he and Li Lanying have two bodies each because of their amazing bones. As long as he thinks, basically only the soul can be released from the body in 2 minutes. When he got out, Zhang Shifei didn't know whether it was a good thing or a bad thing, because once when he was at home, sleeping at night, he dreamed that he was flying, and when he woke up, he found that he had really 'flyed' When I woke up, it turned out that my soul left my body unconsciously when I was dreaming.

Li Lanying was even more depressed. I remembered that he once told Zhang Shifei that he had a similar experience, but it was worse than Zhang Shifei. The nanny is from Tangshan. One day, the fat man was dreaming of gnashing his teeth and farting his mouth, when he suddenly heard his nanny screaming: "Oh, scold you!! You're so beautiful!!! (Oops!) Damn, dead, dead.)”

Fatty Li suddenly opened his eyes, and found that he was floating in the air, while the little nanny was sitting beside the bed with a livid face and yelling loudly. Rolling his eyes, it seemed that this honor had frightened the nanny, so Fatty Li hurried back into his body, then got up and explained to the little nanny, saying, sister, don't be afraid, in fact, this is the turtle breathing exercise that your brother practiced hard.

As a result, the little nanny resigned the next day. After all, normal people can't stand a dead person, so they get up wearing a pair of big pants and smile at you and say that it's just kung fu.This matter made Li Lanying depressed for a few days. Both he and Zhang Shifei knew in their hearts that the physical body was not dead when the soul left the body, but it was just slow breathing and slow heartbeat, just like a vegetative state.

It has to be said that this is exactly the same reason that if you get something, you must give it up. Zhang Shifei finally understood, because even the separation of a soul has this side effect. Zhang Shifei smiled wryly, then lay on the bed, stretched out two With a finger dangling in front of his eyes, he said in his heart: one, two, three, let's go.

After he finished speaking, he closed his eyes, and about a minute or two later, he stood up suddenly, his body lightened suddenly, and when he opened his eyes, he saw his eyes closed tightly behind him, and he was really hiccupping. Zhang Shifei sighed, then got out of bed, walked straight to his bird body, squatted down on the peacock with his eyes closed, and suddenly his body became heavier again, and he looked down at his paws , It was done, Birdman reappeared.

Zhang Shifei squinted his eyes. After the blue light flickered, he recovered his demon body. Then he smiled wryly and walked slowly to the door. He saw the two ghosts on the sofa appear in his eyes. The female ghost in yellow saw Zhang Shifei , Then he said to him: "Hey, little brother, the change is over, bring me some incense after the change, hurry up."

This is what troubled Zhang Shifei. After the female ghost in yellow sat on the lap of the stupid Dong Sizhe enough, she had nothing to do, and she completely treated Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying as horsemen, and poured tea from serving tea. The water is pinching the legs and the waist, and they are basically regarded as the servant A and the slave B. At the beginning, the right and wrong Li Lanying still stood up and resisted, joking, usually the two are the eldest masters, and it is fine to let them be bullied separately, but now Even a dead woman wants to shit on their necks, if they bear it, is it still their character?

The tragedy is that the two of them really endured it. The first reason is that the ghost girl is surprisingly tyrannical, which may be caused by her "half-yin and half-shame" identity, which made Zhang Shifei feel a little scared, but this Not the most important, but the most important reason is the second reason. When the two complained to Mr. Cui, Mr. Cui immediately changed his face. He picked his nostrils and said to the two: What's the matter?Do you still feel aggrieved by my sister asking you to do some work?It doesn’t work, let me tell you, life is a kind of practice, and serving ghosts is also a kind of practice. The service must be in place, and you can pinch your feet as you please. There is so much nonsense.

Looking at Mr. Cui's gloating old face, the two of them collapsed at that time. Due to the split's lust, servant A and slave B had no choice but to stop complaining. The ghost really had enough of being a queen.

The most irritating thing is that split head. It is really a big deal to watch the excitement. While Li Lanying was pinching the feet of the yellow-clothed female ghost, she walked up to the ghost girl, and said like a slave: " Sister, how are you, are you satisfied with the two boys serving you?"

The female ghost in yellow nodded and said softly, "It's okay."

Mr. Cui nodded, then turned around and shouted to Li Lanying: "Put harder, harder! Let me tell you, this is my sister's first pedicure, and the acupuncture points must be opened, you know?"

At that time, Li Lanying was so depressed, thinking that she would not take you to play like this separately, it is just a ghost, can it have hair acupuncture points?But complaining is nothing but complaints, and the two of them have to continue to do it. After a day, only his uncle is serving this ghost girl, and the two of them really can't see what kind of practice it is.

"What are you thinking?!" The impatient cry of the female ghost in yellow brought Zhang Shifei back to reality. Zhang Shifei hurriedly put on a smiling face, and said, "It's nothing, it's nothing."

After finishing speaking, he took out the incense burner, lit three sticks of incense and placed them in front of the sofa. Not long after, the door opened, and the sad Fatty Li walked into the room weakly. Zhang Shifei looked at Li Lanying's widow's face, and then It is already understood that their tragic day has begun again.

Sure enough, the female ghost was waiting for them again. The two of them were very depressed and busy, but they never got idle. After lunch, Zhang Shifei finally sneaked out of Fuzetang and squatted in the There was smoke at the door.

It was still warm outside, he thought to himself, at this moment, Mr. Cui also came out, he had eaten a lot just now, made two bowls of rice alone, and grabbed a piece of steamed bun when he was not full, and used his In other words, it means sitting in front of the computer all day long, just like those Internet writers, who are too exhausted and need a balanced nutritional supplement of calcium, iron, zinc and selenium.

Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying didn't speak, and completely took his words as a sweet but not stinky fart. Zhang Shifei was thinking that you, a foodie who spends all day in front of the computer fighting landlords, can eat whatever you can, so where is all this nonsense coming from?

When Zhang Shifei thought of this, Mr. Cui was already squatting beside him, and he also lit a cigarette. Zhang Shifei's small movements did not escape Zhang Shifei's eyes. It could be seen that Mr. Cui was really very nervous these days. Depressed, from yesterday to today he almost smoked the cigarettes he smoked in the previous month.

But Zhang Shifei is depressed now, so he has no words. Seeing that he seems to be depressed, Mr. Cui is happy instead. He smiled and said to Zhang Shifei: "Why, are you tired?"

"How dare I..." Zhang Shifei said, "I don't know how happy I am to serve that elder sister all day long."

Mr. Cui half smiled, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "I know you are stubborn, and you must not be convinced in your heart. Do you think again, why should we be so nice to that female ghost?"

Zhang Shifei turned his head and looked at Mr. Cui, he didn't speak, but his expression had answered him, then Mr. Cui took a puff of cigarette, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "Do you know, who is the biggest person in this world?"

"The people's servant." Zhang Shifei replied.

"Wrong." Mr. Cui said.

Zhang Shifei was stunned for a moment, and then said: "How could it be wrong, it's not too big to treat the people as public servants?"

Mr. Cui smiled, and then said: "In the face of life, all rights are nothing."

"I didn't understand, can you stop playing charades with me?" Zhang Shifei was upset at first, and really didn't have the time to ponder Mr. Cui's words.

When Mr. Cui saw Zhang Shifei contradicting him, he was not angry. Instead, he said to Zhang Shifei earnestly: "I told you before that all living beings are in a sea of ​​suffering. Have you ever thought about it? Every life is actually the same. It’s just living with all kinds of masks, knowing the pain and happiness, but can’t deceive the heart. When the mask is removed at the time of death, all living beings are considered equal, and they all regain their status as miserable people. At this time, people... ...Or you can call it a ghost, it's the biggest."

Zhang Shifei blinked his eyes. Although Mr. Cui's words were quite profound, he understood the meaning. That is to say, no matter how beautiful or humble you were in this world, you are all the same after death. You are all ghosts.

Mr. Cui continued: "In our industry, to put it bluntly, we eat from the underworld. Our duty is to guide those ghosts and prevent them from struggling in the sea of ​​suffering after death. I have always told you that we are a service industry. Right, everyone has a day to die. When they die, everyone wants to go on the road with no worries and worries, including you and me. They are all the same. Compassionate hearts and fulfilling their last wishes are also our service content One, do you understand now?"

Zhang Shifei understood it, but he was still a little depressed, so he complained: "But why are we so thankless?"

"For conscience." After saying this, Mr. Cui pointed to his heart, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "Everyone has everyone's understanding. I do it for my heart, and you can understand that it has become a meritorious deed." value."

"You mean, if I serve that female ghost so that she can go on the road comfortably and walk without any worries, can that be regarded as accumulating merit?" Zhang Shifei said in surprise.

Mr. Cui stood up, and then said to him: "Yes, otherwise, what do you think is 'accumulating Yin virtue'?"

So that's what happened!Zhang Shifei was suddenly enlightened, thinking that this is how Ji Yinde came about!Thinking of this, the depression that had been pressing in his heart for the past two days disappeared, so he immediately went into the room again with a smile on his face, and began to serve the female ghost in yellow without any complaints. Mr. Cui He also returned to the Fuze Hall, and continued to fight the landlord. Zhang Shifei looked at Mr. Cui and smiled, thinking to himself, splitting up is really reliable. I never thought that serving ghosts is really a relatively advanced way.

Mr. Cui also looked at Zhang Shifei and smiled, thinking to himself: My uncle's eloquence is really great.

The whole afternoon passed like this. After dinner, Zhang Zhengfei took the time to tell Li Lanying what Mr. Cui told him. Li Lanying was overjoyed after hearing it, and hurriedly said: "Then let's work overtime today. It's all about adding merit. Serving ghosts is always easier than fighting monsters.

These words were exactly what Zhang Shifei wanted, so the two coolies began to serve the yellow-clothed female ghost wholeheartedly, and asked for warmth while serving: Sister, are you satisfied? Son.

Seeing this scene, Mr. Cui had a gratified smile on his face, and he was even more happy in his heart. You can’t find free coolies even with a lantern!
Just like that, before I knew it, it was past ten o'clock and almost eleven o'clock. Mr. Cui yawned all over the sky, stretched himself and was about to close up, so he got up and asked Zhang Shifei and Zhang Shifei to change their bodies. At this moment, There was a knock on Fuzetang's door.

Mr. Cui was stunned for a moment, then subconsciously said: "Who is it, come in."

The door opened, and a young man walked in with a smile all over his face. Mr. Cui frowned and didn't move. He just said lightly, "What's your name?"

The young man smiled and said, "Just call me Xiao Jiu."

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