The years I was a birdman

Chapter 17

The two of them were stunned for a while, this is too mysterious, do you dare to believe that there are really people who practice Taoism in this world?It's just that those cultivators are not as elegant and ecstasy as they are written in the book. On the contrary, they sound pretty bad, and I don't know how many such unlucky people are still there.

Chen Tuan continued to speak.

The so-called four homes, is to give up four things, respectively, 'letting form, giving up grain, giving up heart, giving up emotion'.The two kalpas are simpler to say, they are 'killing the body' and 'falling into the devil'.

The old guy Chen Tuan was talking excitedly, but Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying were confused when they heard it. Li Lanying couldn't help interrupting Chen Tuan: "Wait... can I ask what you are talking about?" mean?"

When Chen Tuan saw Li Lanying's question, he replied: "To put it simply, if you two want to restore your human body, you must give up some things you should have. This is mandatory and there is no way to change it."

Why is it so troublesome!Zhang Shifei cursed in his heart, so he asked Chen Tuan, "Can you be more specific? What do you want us to give up?"

After thinking about it, Chen Tuan said: "To be more specific, it means that once you step on this path, you will be incomplete for life, and you are destined to leave regrets in certain fields. , Those who give up their hearts have little desires, and those who give up their love have illusions about themselves, do you understand?"

When Chen Tuan said this, the two of them understood a little bit. To put it bluntly, it's just like buying a house!I have worked hard for decades and bought a house with a loan. The house is in hand, but the money is gone.

But these few things are really not good, so he asked: "That is to say, if the two of us become human, then we must give up these four things? Also, what is the murder? "

Chen Tuan rubbed his eyes, and then said: "I don't know how to give up four things. If I give up all of them, it's meaningless even if I become a Taoist or an immortal. Just like people, I just need to give up one thing. It is also different from the five disadvantages and the three disadvantages, the five disadvantages and the three disadvantages of the ascetics are predestined, and your four and two kalpas are indeed determined after experiencing something, and the two kalpas..."

When Chen Tuan said this, he paused again, then glanced at the two beasts, and said: "Humans are spirits, so it is difficult to cultivate the Tao, but God is fair, and it is much easier for beasts to cultivate the Tao than humans. But the animal nature is difficult to tame, once the murderous intention is opened, it will be lost forever, and the demonic nature is once perfect, it will endanger the common people."

The old guy looked at the teapot on the ground in the distance, a gleam of light flashed in his eyes, and then he sighed and said: "Once you touch the second calamity, you will embark on a path of no turning back." The way of heaven, the way of heaven is restored, everything will be rewarded, this is something irresistible, so, have you two made a decision yet?"

Making a fart decision, Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying seemed to be facing an ideological and moral teacher at this time. They didn't understand what Chen Tuan said, even though what the old lamp said was very simple.

Forget it or not, Zhang Shifei thought to himself, anyway, there is only one way now, let's change back to human first!

So he and Fatty Li looked at each other, and then said to Chen Tuan, "It's decided, hurry up and teach us!"

Chen Tuan looked at the two of them, then stood up and said, "Well, you two come with me."

After speaking, he turned around and walked towards the bamboo forest, followed by a black bear and a peacock in a hurry. After walking for a while, they came to the side of the green stream in the bamboo forest.

Chen Tuan stopped by the stream, then turned his head and said to the two of them: "Since it's decided, you two should jump down, take a bath, and don't forget to drink some more water from Yuxi River, and drink less water." .”

Li Lanying was a little surprised looking at the water that seemed to have green hairs, and asked, "Is this water safe to drink?"

Chen Tuan smiled, and then said: "Of course, this Yuxi is also called Yuquan, and it is one of the few specialties in Yingzhou. Haven't you two heard of such a famous thing?"

The peacock and the black bear looked at the old lamp with contempt. We didn't even know where Yingzhou was. Where did we hear about Yuxi?

Seeing what Chen Tuan said, Hei Xiong seemed a little embarrassed, so he said: "We have the smoked one, a box of 21, and the taste is not bad. Alas, the addiction to cigarettes has fallen again. It would be nice to have one now, sir. Zhang, do you think so?"

Chen Tuan obviously didn't know what Yuxi Fatty Li was talking about, so he simply didn't ask. Zhang Shifei looked at Fatty speechlessly, and then said to him: "Let's not say a few words, let's go, let's make a bubble."

After speaking, he flapped his wings and jumped into the stream. As soon as he was immersed in the water, he felt a coolness all over his body, an indescribable comfort. Even though his whole body was covered with feathers, the feeling was still smooth. Seeing that the pores were all over his body, Zhang Shifei gasped. What does this feel like? I'm afraid even the medicated bath that the owner of the Second Villa of Longquan Villa said in the rumors in the rivers and lakes that the smiling face Amitabha Li Baoku personally made it is nothing more than that.

At the moment when Zhang Shifei was feeling happy, Li Lanying on the other shore couldn't help but feel relieved when he saw his cheap look with his beak wide open, and saw him jump into the spring with a big jump and a plop on his buttocks.

The water splash is still very low.

"It's so cool!" Li Lanying kept making noises in the water, looking like a squid was caught in a pot by a toad. As he tossed and tossed in the water, the calm water suddenly became choppy, and Zhang Shifei's body beside him suddenly swayed. , Zhang Shifei looked at the fat man beside him depressedly and thought to himself, it seems that every fat man was an angel with broken wings in his previous life. like water.

Chen Tuan on the bank seemed to be tired from standing, so he sat down on the ground, and said to the two people in the stream, "Now let's get to the point, you two have a couple of sips of this water first, and then listen to me."

Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying became eager, so they plunged their heads into the water and gulped a few mouthfuls.

After drinking it, Zhang Shifei was a little puzzled, why does this green water smell like alcohol?It was like wine or grape wine, with a faint fragrance. He turned his head to look at Li Lanying with doubts in his eyes. He found that the expression of the black bear beside him was very disgusting, as if he had eaten a fly.

Zhang Shifei smiled helplessly. The poor Li Lanying seemed to have a shadow in her heart since she met Liu Bolun by that little river.

Chen Tuan on the shore said with a smile, "It's delicious. The water in Yuxi is as thick as ointment, and it turns into light wine when you drink it. Before Liu Ling fell out with me, she always came here to fetch water to make wine."

Hearing that the surname was Liu, the fat man couldn't bear it any longer. He was drenched all over, and hurried ashore to vomit.

Zhang Shifei also went ashore with sympathy, and when the fat man groaned, the two came to Chen Tuan. Chen Tuan yawned and said, "Okay, now your whole body is covered with this glue." The water of Yuxi, we can start the first step, you close your eyes, the eyelids must be tightly closed, let’s start.”

Hearing what the old man said, the two of them tightly closed their eyes. After a while, they heard Chen Tuan say again: "Now tell me, what did you all see?"

(End of this chapter)